Sorry I thought you said better THAN mayo 😂 

 No, haha. I said mayo is disgusting and doesn't belong on anything.  

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 Yo dawg i heard you like fat so we added an oily fat to your oily fat in order to get more oily fat taste 

 Haha 🤣, true though. Why not add some butter while ya at it?  

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 My favorite spread on toast is olive avocado butter ghee tallow margarine 

 No I add plenty of those. The mayonnaise is an emulsifier. Just use a spoonful to make it nice and creamy. Not enough to even taste. 

 Mashed potatoes without butter is a tragedy 

 Have you ever made aligot? 

 I don’t think I’ve ever read that word 

 https://www.simplefrenchcooking.com/recipe-entry/cheesy-yummy-potatoes-pommes-aligot 

 Looks interesting  

 For a second I thought you were saying potatoes alligator 🤣 

 Sounds like a Florida delicacy 🤌🏼 

 Also good, but needs to be made snappy 

 Someone arrest this man before his dad jokes asphyxiate everyone 😂 

 Too late, I’m actually posting from Dad prison already 😂 

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 "Florida man catches alligator with his bare hands and turns it into a classic Florida dish"  

  https://image.nostr.build/b3eae19a9fbf3411c76392d05099d93c4e1f832b927a2b80da42dba3a5ec243e.jpg  

  https://image.nostr.build/fcff53e158ee6221a4b8d7cd54065eb17cd526d1b35983ead3bcd44506e35309.jpg  

 preach 

 Not if you have braising liquid to use as a sauce 😎