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 I've seen a shit load of women crying and saying that they are leaving the country and/or refusing sex with men because Dahnald got elected again. Congratulations to them for no longer needing an abortion I guess, who would have thought that it would take Dahnald getting elected again for those women to stop being whores?

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 >100$ alarm clock that makes bing bing wahoo sounds and gets angrier the longer it takes you to get out of bed

Thanks Nintendo

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 >trying to feed Autumn a kitty treat from my hand
>she starts licking/chomping on my pinky instead for a bit until she finds the treat
:bigeyes: 
 Linux Mint works well as a starter distro too :blobcatsip: 
 Imagine willingly posting ads for Goyslop on fedi #ItsAlwaysNostr 🙄

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 I learned Autumn likes chasing a laser pointer today :blobcatcomfevil: 

It's a good way to get the zoomies out of her, she seems to enjoy chasing the mysterious red dot, and she gets a yummy treat afterwards and some pats :blobcatfluffhappy: 
 I think I triggered a few people... wait til they find out I'm white and part jewish 😂


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 Okay kike faggot 
 Wtf I just realized Gorf = Frog but spelled backwards :catheadexplode: 

What a genius fucking name for a social media website 
 Somebody was naughty and knocked a glass of water off my desk so she gets to sit in time out with the kirby hat :kirby_roll:

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 :blobcatboopadorable: I put my feet up and was watching a show and Autumn just climbed on my legs like they were a suspension bridge and curled up and started sleeping 😭

Now I can't move but this is so precious 🥺 
 nostr:npub1j4pgkf4mmw5uy7w57dvydrgkaarpdwt0e5w95vjgkshn2av4hs8qz6z0qp you can tell that mutualaid... 
 Most of them make accounts exclusively to beg online for money with copy pasta walls of text 
 The opposite should also be true as well, where are my reparations for the emotional labor of dealing with fucking niggers on the daily? 
 I like posting nigger at @85c2c577 so it gets auto reposted 
 GAMERS IT IS FUCKING HAPPENING, LIKE FOR REAL! LETS FUCKING GO!!!! :ablobcathyper: :ablobcathyper: :ablobcathyper: 

SOMEONE ALERT DONALD TRUMP AND GET HIM TO RETWEET #GAMERGATE2 TO SAVE THE WEST

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 Kill it. 
 Or we can just start using nigger in every post to verify we are human 
 nostr:npub1shpv2aejjk2xp966f6sgmsqv8pppzv9wx88vyqe8d9lzt6k7p5yqqnv9ff why y'all reblogging an ant... 
 Just noticed my poor kitty has the sniffles, I guess I'll turn on a humidifier for them for now and if it doesn't get better I will take them to the vet to get looked at :cat_tired: 
 At least I read that you can help them out by making the air more humid :shrugge: 
 In a classic "why we can't have nice things", one brave man is attacking us from WITHIN to try to... 
 Is there any countermeasures on Nostr for account spam? Last time I checked you could setup an account in like 2 seconds and start posting. 

I imagine you could automate it pretty easy and start spamming 
 And the Internet is just AWS. 
 And pee is stored in the balls 
 Nothing new, just a nostrfag's being a faggot 
 Ah yes my favorite account akkfnaiqindnan98jamwnfnj97jaj9u$7181!!/&-&$38291!7;!:&-&£_£!~€{*[£['bfu829884&-&37 
 Why is it so hard to setup an xmpp server :marseyboomer: 

I tried setting up prosody myself, and got everything configured with SSL and everything but the xmpp clients I tried just refused to connect to it... 
 This was what #LiveIsLove always meant 
 Total Pedo Death #TPD 
 Deport that loser. 
 Yeah, fuck Johnny Somali. 
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 I just drink black coffee 
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 One for the collection 
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 Mama Mia 
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 Well not only that, theres that "windows ai recall" shit they're trying to shill now for Windows 11 that will allegedly scan your computer activity periodically so you can "recall" what you were doing (no doubt having info sent somewhere in the background) 
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 HE IS SO FLUFFY 
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 Voting for Teddy C for purrrsident 
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 It does look pretty badass 
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 *her name (doge is female ackshually) 
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 I search big boob and get 2 trillion result 
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 Why they so angy? 
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 Surprise fuzzers 
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 TOO MUCH SILLY IN ONE IMAGE 🥶🥶🥶🥶 
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 Ooh, another for the collection 
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 We only need to get Trump to retweet Gamer Gate 2 
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 I'm voting for Harambe 
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 I can't sleep :cat_tired:  but I need to 
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 Is the octopus some new meme that I missed? 
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 Kill yourself 
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 Should have just dumped buckets of blue koolaid powder in the river for the nigger fish