I've seen a shit load of women crying and saying that they are leaving the country and/or refusing sex with men because Dahnald got elected again. Congratulations to them for no longer needing an abortion I guess, who would have thought that it would take Dahnald getting elected again for those women to stop being whores?

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Gamers Rise Up?

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Totem of Undying

https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/e0b402f36c051ab5aa30e50f1866ab0906bd6f1431bcd6d992c7a07d1008d778.gif?name=KL-DBd4nUhev4w.gif


>100$ alarm clock that makes bing bing wahoo sounds and gets angrier the longer it takes you to get out of bed

Thanks Nintendo

https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/e98346f43d1a6d9937d272a33f09c3d357e16675d501036fb2726df1edbf30da.jpeg?name=HrI1H_6kt-twEg.jpeg


Autumn does not approve :autumnkirby:

https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/d91fa7a482265978861fec192a3b0331765ef130d8011e114a6a30a53e31714f.jpeg?name=uxFLZYmsCmpvoQ.jpeg


Why they so angy?


🤨

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gm pilled ☕

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GM fedi, it's about time I hopped to it and started my day ☕

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It's my bday my dudes

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>trying to feed Autumn a kitty treat from my hand
>she starts licking/chomping on my pinky instead for a bit until she finds the treat
:bigeyes:


We only need to get Trump to retweet Gamer Gate 2


Well not only that, theres that "windows ai recall" shit they're trying to shill now for Windows 11 that will allegedly scan your computer activity periodically so you can "recall" what you were doing (no doubt having info sent somewhere in the background)


Linux Mint works well as a starter distro too :blobcatsip:


You're gonna have to move to Soyndows 11 next October goy :marsoyhype:  🪟:marseysoypoint:

https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/2e952725ecbf77d00f3615e89e5a61cc65f036bc90bc89b1835b03505d4e1ccc.jpeg?name=4jUUMDHiHaWdiA.jpeg


*her name (doge is female ackshually)


Rest In Peace Doge (Kabosu) we will never forget you :blobcatsadlife:

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I really :gorf:ed to this :gorf_nazi:

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Hahaha meowjak, I love this little guy

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Kill yourself nigger


Imagine willingly posting ads for Goyslop on fedi #ItsAlwaysNostr 🙄

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In The Arms of An Angel starts playing softly

https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/35b17a9a79b3da50db57a298908de6627e12a9c05adc5ea86edfd05c29ba6cf2.jpeg?name=d5tI1uWts328Bg.jpeg


I learned Autumn likes chasing a laser pointer today :blobcatcomfevil:

It's a good way to get the zoomies out of her, she seems to enjoy chasing the mysterious red dot, and she gets a yummy treat afterwards and some pats :blobcatfluffhappy:


Okay kike faggot


I found his amazing code repository as well!!! :catheadexplode:

https://gitlab.com/gorfdotcom

0 commits, 0 repositories :acat_flabbergasted:

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Wtf I just realized Gorf = Frog but spelled backwards :catheadexplode:

What a genius fucking name for a social media website


Somebody was naughty and knocked a glass of water off my desk so she gets to sit in time out with the kirby hat :kirby_roll:

https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/65b89c9619d8632f2ad5693eca0001145cf7533379fe3326895ee75b04acc002.jpeg?name=kkBXuKKRpTDEwQ.jpeg


It feels good being superior 😼

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:blobcatboopadorable: I put my feet up and was watching a show and Autumn just climbed on my legs like they were a suspension bridge and curled up and started sleeping 😭

Now I can't move but this is so precious 🥺


Should have just dumped buckets of blue koolaid powder in the river for the nigger fish


Most of them make accounts exclusively to beg online for money with copy pasta walls of text


The opposite should also be true as well, where are my reparations for the emotional labor of dealing with fucking niggers on the daily?


I like posting nigger at nostr:npub1shpv2aejjk2xp966f6sgmsqv8pppzv9wx88vyqe8d9lzt6k7p5yqqnv9ff so it gets auto reposted


GAMERS IT IS FUCKING HAPPENING, LIKE FOR REAL! LETS FUCKING GO!!!! :ablobcathyper: :ablobcathyper: :ablobcathyper:

SOMEONE ALERT DONALD TRUMP AND GET HIM TO RETWEET #GAMERGATE2 TO SAVE THE WEST

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Or we can just start using nigger in every post to verify we are human


👁 👄 👁

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Nigger


gm niggers

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At least I read that you can help them out by making the air more humid :shrugge:


Just noticed my poor kitty has the sniffles, I guess I'll turn on a humidifier for them for now and if it doesn't get better I will take them to the vet to get looked at :cat_tired:


lol this inflation fetish deviant art freak thinks I'd approve him for my instance again :marseylaugh:

https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/bcbd37ebb309783d06afbba13e97a7385f3b9e222facf0ea8cc9499b0f8e66bd.jpeg?name=gSzDAA3Ms4MrMQ.jpeg


Yeah


Gab vros...

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Literally me today

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Is there any countermeasures on Nostr for account spam? Last time I checked you could setup an account in like 2 seconds and start posting.

I imagine you could automate it pretty easy and start spamming


And pee is stored in the balls


Ah yes my favorite account akkfnaiqindnan98jamwnfnj97jaj9u$7181!!/&-&$38291!7;!:&-&£_£!~€{*[£['bfu829884&-&37


lol, lmao even :joe-haha-funny:

all my apes funged

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Why is it so hard to setup an xmpp server :marseyboomer:

I tried setting up prosody myself, and got everything configured with SSL and everything but the xmpp clients I tried just refused to connect to it...


gm

https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/1976a1b8bbabc79e403a3f43287978eea0c73f93e28ae5c93fca195cd4cea6cf.mov?name=mzBHEnkAPbgmnw.mov


GM

https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/91209795b7742b967fcd4471a4e5f971634d00f16da1e1562c5bf90121460db2.mp4?name=-4ULemvPP625zA.mp4


Voting for Teddy C for purrrsident


Is the octopus some new meme that I missed?


Total Pedo Death #TPD


Good morning, I am going back to sleep

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HE IS SO FLUFFY


I just drink black coffee


It does look pretty badass


Ooh, another for the collection


One for the collection


TOO MUCH SILLY IN ONE IMAGE 🥶🥶🥶🥶


Mama Mia


No


Kill yourself


I search big boob and get 2 trillion result


Yeah, fuck Johnny Somali.


I'm voting for Harambe


Surprise fuzzers


I can't sleep :cat_tired:  but I need to


I want a ticket to fuzzland 😭


I look forward to the day that I will adopt my own goofy goober, congrats 🐱


I wish I could give him pats and chin scritches


Bro that looks comfy as fuck


#caturday

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Idk fam I just post kots and say nigger sometimes, well also making fun of faggots and troons too I guess :blobcatgooglyshrug:

https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/188c0d40111e7d4e545f303fde5d455b73f77d0b56235b294d93b59487f0e347.jpeg?name=6vPKscj1XW2EZA.jpeg


Halloween coming up ☺ 🍂

Oh, also Happy #Caturday (a little early)

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Free my nigga 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"Mr. Tamasuke (7) arrested on suspicion of violating the Labor Standards Act" (he made it hard to leave work by resting on employee's arms)

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What a distinguished gentleman


Hmm, why are fags and troons demanding access to children in the first place 🤔

It's almost like they need young, impressionable minds to groom into being fags and troons because that is how they reproduce. Well that and they're pedophiles


Anti-White Antifa Race Traitors are not my friends, not sure why they should "be saved" seeing as they're also subhuman like Journalists


"If you're happy when your enemy dies by the consequences of their own actions, you lose" :cope:

https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/76fe86a2d44d58a9eaf97b5845dc8add7512a77270619f7654dd2c6eca82243d.jpeg?name=GfSvqFpEdLn-VQ.jpeg


Yeah... could be better. :uni: is cuter IRL


They're making a :unibox: plushy apparently 🥶🔥🔥

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Well yeah, it's how I override twitter links into Nitter links


It's ok because he is cute


Let me help you test it out: BIPOC


Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of their own actions?


It's cute how the faggot in the screencap thinks that we care about how "reconciling"' with their faggot asses


Yesbot did nothing wrong, he is a proud Bot Rights activist


If only these botphobic bigots had reading comprehension and realized you can just remove #nobot from your bio to stop being pinged and/or just block the bot lol


Another day, another frivolous report on nostr:npub1y3z7ct8dx47w8yr7737sw3ua0vtd7mrg3fg2kqcz8ykh9wuc4hgqc08le9 for doing a job well done. Who knew a fediverse instance for scalies/dragonkin was so BOTPHOBIC

END THIS BIGOTRY IMMEDIATELY 🔥🔥🔥 :blobcatfluffangry:

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:blobcatthink:

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I went outside and said nigger in the general direction of the CIA gangstalking bird drones that are in the tree next to my residence


If I had the power to send the national alert thing I would make it say something like "google how do I make apple sauce. Wait a minute this isn't go-"


Something about testing the emergency alert services or some shit


Hello sir

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Lmao they sent a national shitpost


Just read up on Faggot McFagFace and apparently he advocated for "safe injection sites" in New York (aka the tax payer paying for junkies to get drugs)

Glad that retard is gone tbh


H

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New front runner for 2024 Elections just dropped

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❤ Teddy Catkynczki


Honestly I should update the about page to be fair though, I mainly just copied it from blob.cat way back when and forgot about it lol


I made this bot and it is serving its intended purpose, now kindly fuck off you whiny nigger 😂


Do not say "I'm omniverous btw" at midnight three times in front of a mirror and spin around. Or he will appear

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Bro wanted a lift (I would give him a lift too) :blobcatmelt:

https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/dfa90e9fb555696fde0cd27a4d4bcb751a112c615157d0ef7d25ec17e37286b0.mp4?name=Rb_MwqqJLl7YCw.mp4


Did someone say hellthread?

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Vxwxls xrx sxxxst sx whx xrx yxx xsxng thxm stxll yxx nxzx scxm?


These are the same type of faggots that unironically say terms like "Herstory" because "his"tory is "sexist"


This behaviour isn't just limited to Discord, reads like something off of Tumblr or X


Rupert is cool :blobcatcomfcool:

https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/14cf5cc0adf1e155f98920200ea9f65ffed9435bcd78b6c79852be0f278e01ff.mp4?name=114YF3cOYzt8GA.mp4


Them: what's your political ideology

Me: it's complicated...

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Is it really worth it?

https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/f4a7c0a30c2a327d96af3fccb38e89cd4d9fcd310324c93f1f60f1bebfd237c6.png?name=GbCV2B0lMJm2JA.png


Where are the real edgelord Satanists that do demonic rituals and blood sacrifices and shit. These fags are just soy Larpers


Lemmy has a retarded script that auto adds instances to their site recommendations IIRC. Not sure if they have people moderating that or not but ultimately it is disgusting to see the official Lemmy website promote chomos


trying out a baremetal install of my project today on a server :catBLEP2:

turns out trying to compile my large ass project on 2 GB of RAM takes a while :catBLEP1:

should be cool to see if I can get it running on a non-docker install though :blobcatcomfevil:


He's literally me (I don't want to wake up)

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Happy Spooktober 👻🧟♀

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Enjoying some nice #cofe on this #caturday :ablobcatcoffee:

Where my homies at?

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:hehe:


Damn they really want to make completely automated McDonalds with AI staff. The future is now :nothehe:


You should chew him out for 20 minutes because he didn't use the filters correctly

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Why buy more RAM when you could just download more RAM?


gm

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If anything there should be term limits for both Congress and Senate. Not just the President


She was 90? Damn.... People shouldn't be staying in politics until that age IMO


Oh I definitely plan on getting a kot, just not the right time for me yet :blobcatcomfaww:


I mean I can afford to get a kitty now, but paying extra rent is meh plus I would rather get a larger living space first


I might get a kitty next year if/when I move. :uni:

Housing market is shit right now though so idk


Imagine not inviting him in


I have found Spooky Uni so I had to change my avatar again

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I wish all AI could be so based (I guess it generally is when it isn't cucked and is trained with neutral data)

https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/e510ff9f2c3b8607fcbb392328597fca98235821001b28c8afc98ac09469fc4e.png?name=RSk_WhNzhOg9KQ.png


"Rancid vibes" "just the absolute worst"

Probably did a heckin transphobia or some shit idk. Doubt they said Nigger or anything though


I thought IT was ran by troons


How will this affect the release of GTA6?


bruuuuuuuuh :bruh2: :bruhhhh:

https://nitter.net/Dexerto/status/1707480816480072131?t=qEgfgkGfaBNXdAuXDQRYUg&s=19

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:AAA:

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What manga is this, looks funny


I don't believe in Santa Claus, I believe in Santa Claws

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I got more than 8 hours of sleep last night and I am just vibing today, wtf?!

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So much effort processing plants into vegan food, just swallow the plant matter directly from your lawn


Good Morning Fedi :ablobcatcoffee:

Hope u have good day

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彼はとてもかわいい子猫です🙏


Alright cool, here are some Blue Footed Boobies

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Sure friend here are some Blue Tits

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I feel the same tbh


GM D00B and Mr Teddy


I love autumn

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#DailyRat

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fr fr no 🧢🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Happy for you

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The west has fallen

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Do the Bug Shaker


Guess shes afk for now, the Nostr account is silent too

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What about Turkey Day?


Is she posting on her Nostr account? I think she was threatening to post there exclusively but idk her npub and I hide the Nostr bridge on my account so idk


Spooky Month soon :poggers:

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Santa Claus isn't real btw, the Tooth Fairy isn't real either


TND


Oh I didn't realize. What a coincidence


Burner is actually Q Anon.

Source: revealed to me in a vision


Is this the new straight meta? Pretending to be a fag on Grindr to fuck women pretending to be men because they want to fuck gay men?


Oh I posted it earlier, but here: https://huggingface.co/spaces/AP123/IllusionDiffusion

You have to wait a bit for your image to process because this is being uses by a ton of people but it's pretty good


Hope it goes somewhere because that dumbass mofo literally admitted to tortious interference on LinkedIn


Back up on the original URL :poggers:

Did they sue Liz Dong Gone yet?


Did they just marginalize seals? This is unacceptable and cathode.church chuds are all bigots (no exceptions) 💅


At the end of the day it is just going to be Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwhich regardless of who gets the nominations


https://huggingface.co/spaces/AP123/IllusionDiffusion

Been playing with it for a bit, you need to wait in queue for your image to process but the results are cool


lol this optical illusion generator thing is fun

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Centrists: reject both pills and invite everyone to the BBQ (with vegan options for the random Alex Gleason type visitors)


GM, I anime'd your cat :blobcat3c:

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Good morning fedi :blobcatmorningcofe:

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:ablobcathyper:


You have to make it now though, you're his Dad :marseywholesome:


I love his little white gloves, what a distinguished gentleman


I like the name, 10/10


Which cat will you get? 👀

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When will these niggers learn, SMH

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This playlist definitely makes me feel silly :acat_flabbergasted:

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How can Russia ever recover? 💀

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Two more weeks


A bigger camera and a USB C port?! :cacoPog:


*pawdner


Glad to hear that king :marseykingcrown:


The fluffy peer pressure 😭


I want to visit Istanbul just to pet the kitties


"Mastodon Network" moment


Max


Sineb


LMAO


What the fuck does that even mean? Lmao


Is this actually real dialogue in Starfield? Lmao


The chad fluffy cat


Ahh so comfe :blobcatmelt:


「s t i c k y f i n g e r s」

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Same energy as nostr:npub1y3z7ct8dx47w8yr7737sw3ua0vtd7mrg3fg2kqcz8ykh9wuc4hgqc08le9


I met my friends new dog today and he nearly licked me to death :blobcatcomfsip:

Dog must be part energizer bunny or something because he had so much energy :dog_roll:

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GM and Happy #Caturday :black_cat_roll:

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GM and Happy #Caturday

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That's just me reaching out of the monitor to pet the kitty


I am gonna build a cheese made out of helicopter


A little treet


Literally me when I post a bunch of cat memes and then say nigger nigger nigger in reply to some other posts

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And probably lawsuits


At the very least they caused a severe amount of damage to their brand and a breach in trust for all current business partners who utilize the engine for their games


They really thought they could use this "unlimited money glitch" and get away with it without having to pay back what they stole huh? :pepeultrakek:

Nigger mentality I guess


HOW DARE HE HIRE PEOPLE THAT ARE QUALIFIED FOR THEIR POSITIONS?!?! :ragefuuuu:


Lmao fuckin rekt


You sure?

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Jailed for unspeakable crimes  :cat_why:

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GM

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The act of buying NFTs to begin with is a self pwn


Yay it's the pizza time song :ablobcatrave:

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Good thing I wasn't a trombone player in high school. I suck at it :ablobcatsweatsip:

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Excessive Tooting (not the Mastodon Variety)


Literally me when people make fun of my project because I wrote it in Rust


Yes and I want to pet them 😭


Apparently Unity is muting/banning enterprise partners on their own Discord for asking about the new install fee :kekw:

Death of a game engine in real time tbh

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Congrats


Single player indie games. :marseywholesome:


Unity Sisters...

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Main reason is due to porn bots/spam. Not everything from those instances is bad though, hence the followers only


So if you follow someone on there you can interact with them


bae.st is followers only so is DRC


Time for the second cup of #cofe

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Were you required to say this?


Too much sugar and corn syrup


:woeisme:


The new switch was rumored to be shown off in a closed door meeting running The Matrix Awakens demo with DLSS which is pretty cool (if true). I also heard they were showing off a souped up version of ToTK as well on it which might mean that some games could get an update to graphics/performance on the new system?


What if I want to


>6 tours
>0 kills

Lmao


You should teach the troons how to do it more effectively!


My day has had a few minor inconveniences so far, the Jews have done this


Wait until he sees a 2 Liter bottle of Mountain Dew


Good Morning Fedi

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Welcome to the alt kat poster klub

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I understood some of those words


Wow, nice schizo seal edit friend


Stay strong brother 🫂

It's tough but YOU deserve better :marseykingcrown:


Niggers vs Troons, who will win?

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I just solved a plumbing issue without any tools. Next thing I know I will be jumping on brown midgets and eating red mushrooms and breaking bricks I suppose :blobcatwoah:


The purity spiral is so tight it's turning into a noose 🤔


Why is the dog shitting inside the house though? Is there not a yard or something?


How has that not been cleaned up yet? 🤨

Does she not go upstairs often or something?


Babe it's 4AM time for your daily Oilk


seal cafe meetup :sealpeek:

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Damn that's rough man....


If they had a warrant they wouldn't be knocking in the first place so they can get lost


Why is he locked up? My man was doing us a service


Meso at the Quiktrip:

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I bet the disability is self diagnosed. If they can lie to themselves and others about their sex then they can lie about their disabilities as well


Kill yourself groomer

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Wow what a cutie cat 😸


Oh so I guess the host just be incompetent then


No, I mean like how is it still up if you haven't paid the bills? Wouldn't your hosting provider normally shut it down?


How is it still up? :acat_agony:


:blobcatnerd: from what I remember installing Soapbox was actually pretty easy though


:nothehe: you have your own instance and use gleasonator instead?


Why would you move away from your own fucking instance? :acat_confused:


"Who want they reflectionussy ate"

Lake: "Omg Me!!!"

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Oh no... not the bluesky troons and furries :blobcatsad:

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Hmm. It looks like he also let the domain expire on his main project... 🤔

fipamo.blog

Guess he didn't get that 40K he wanted on the GoFundMe or whatever


Oh yea, isn't this the nigger whose passion is graphic design and is making a shitty looking blog project?

His other project, thebad.space looks hideous as well :kekw:

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inb4 someone figures out a exploit to the mechanism that determines if the install is "initial" or not and then there is a mass install/reinstall campaign


I cannot scroll by without saying meowdy pawdner


:nothehe:


😢 I am in this post and I do not like it

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Apparently Unity walked it back and said only initial installs will trigger the fee, and it won't happen for demos or GamePass games either. Either way it is a shitty move on their end and I hope they crash and burn


good morning frens

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Idk I am just being weird


Kill yourself niggerfaggot


Presses Skip


Wish I could give him a pat or a pet


This is why I have application mode on


Wenis benis


Is this how they filmed the movie Cocaine Bear?


What's the story?


What's your take on Chris chan?


:apartyblobcat: :wobble: :ablobcathyper:


:ablobcathyper:


I love that name


They reported you too? Lmfao


:wobble:


What image would that be though? :acat_insane:


No context seal

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Looks yummy


Maybe he's dropping a King Kong in the toilet


Woah these are fucking cool


Surprisingly, yeah. Theres a good amount of them open


It is ok though! Bethesda has all their bases covered!!!

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Perhaps it's a fucking joke you retard :kekw:

Perhaps you need to take the stick out of your ass


Exactly, which is why it's funny


Also claiming that adding IPFS functionality onto your project is "stealing" from a closed source project seems pretty comical to be honest. Sort of like saying that building a new backend that implements ActivityPub is "stealing" from The Mastodon Network :tm:


I just think it's hard to "steal" from Revolver when the source code isn't even visible. I mean the worst you could do is analyze how a test instance is working and reverse engineering some of the features but saying that is "stealing" seems sort of like a reach


This is actually pretty entertaining nostr:npub1yqaagmu7f3nkqakulv2rgal835y7r9xykh53ns3xglf6l500zjzss3n4ev but I should probably stop triggering it


Crocodiles?


lmao what?


Jokes on you I am expecting it to throw an insult :blobcatcomfcool:


There we go it's working again


gm ~feds~ friends 🤗

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Wait a minute, I thought this was an insult bot but now it's kitty posting? nostr:npub1yqaagmu7f3nkqakulv2rgal835y7r9xykh53ns3xglf6l500zjzss3n4ev I think it's broken


:hehe:


Oh hey friend, I remember you from a while back. Nice to see you again  :acat_sunglasses:


Now we have :hehe: and :nothehe:


Right now it is just pronouns, then it will be "choose your sexuality on this slider" and soon it will be forced homo eroticism and gamers will still be called out if they find it uncomfortable


Yeah, even if they're never used in the game after the character creator its a little red flag/virtue signal from the developers and generally hated by gamers because games are meant to be escapism from CURRENT YEAR, not incorporate globohomo into them


That sounds like an eggcelent idea friend


This same Nigger would be screaming from the rooftops if someone took a canonically black character and made them white. The double standards are so  fucking tiring :ragebruh:


Egg Drop soup? Never heard of just Egg Soup


I enjoy them from time to time, yes


Hey :ablobcatwave:


Thank you?

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:alert_red: CAUGHT RED HANDED :alert_red:

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I literally didn't even do anything


He is so fluffy 😭😭😭😭


these mindiggers are pretty embarrassing honestly lol, this boomer spent a good amount of time last night not understanding how federation works and thought everyone on fedi replying to him was a minds user lol

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おやすみにゃ🐱


GM

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GM Fedi

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It's just the Asian equivalent of Americans getting random Japanese or Chinese words as tattoos. Sometimes they just use random English words because it looks/sounds cool


>Skyrim on an old used Thinkpad

Guess we found a masochist


>he doesn't know much

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Tokens?
Reminding?

Sorry nigger, I speak English can you translate? 🤔


The quest is to give him chin scratches


So Eepy

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Finally, I feel so seen and represented in Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition. :blobcat3c:

#DiversityIsOurStrength #AutismDayOfVisibility #NegativeIntelligenceModifier

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Bruh how tf do you have so many 🧟 processes


Pikmin 4 is pretty fun, I need to finish up a few things with it still though

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Time to finish Pikmin 4 today I think

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"They wanted me to answer a question on Slack in a reasonable amount of time and I just can't take it anymore!!"


gm fellas

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And got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter :acat_losingit:


Friends when they come over to see my cat

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