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 Why do pajeets and Mohammedans always run their gas stations into the ground? Is it so fucking ha... 
 @ec4a455d

Inability to see 5 minutes into the future. 
 I bought the boy and me some new baseball gloves. The smell is amazing. 

Fun fact: a real leather MLB baseball in 2023 is $25-30 and NOT made in the USA. One made here by a small vendor is around $50.

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 I received no alerts on VictimhoodOS. 

Guess that's a good thing? 
 "Blue Beetle"  a.k.a.  "Love All Mexicans and White People Are Bad"

Spend your two hours doing something productive. 

Like coming up with individual Klingon names for your moles. 
 @34b3698a

I've been told it's tennis for fat people. Fat people are angry. 

Don't shoot the messenger, all you happy and skinny pickleballers. 
 @34b3698a

OMG I just realized something. 

100% of the pickleballers I know are Jews. 
 @34b3698a

I've been told it's tennis for fat people. Fat people are angry. 

Don't shoot the messenger, all you happy and skinny pickleballers. 
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Good, we had 8 total. 
 @5871b4b8

Not bad, not bad. Hopefully the cards will fall in our favor on the next one. Maybe we'll just turn the boy loose out in the woods for the evening. 
 Meetup is over! Thanks for coming, everyone! 
 @5871b4b8

How was the turnout? 
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Would love to make it but... 
 @2a48eef0 @5871b4b8 

Same for us. This is a no fun zone. There will be no fun of any kind. 
 @6d17f052

I hope that flapuccino thing happens to me later. 
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I never had luck rinsing, n... 
 @62b456fc @34b3698a 

Can confirm. Instant pot rice is bussin. 
 nostr:npub1c30dmy9aq3hwx8eywlrahea3zjxlyyzdafa9t0c90kavjqgnsxcs7vervy oh I agree 
Parents have no... 
 @aba3e4c9

Every dumbass we knew in high school has 3 kids on tiktok now. It's hopeless. They'll get screwed bad enough sooner or later and wonder how this all happened. 

@c45edd90 
 nostr:npub1h9k9ctt0yvqcfx5a6h8k68k07rye44txgh38m4yefrr93zjkhuvsxflm9k it is an cafe doh but check... 
 @65573fdf

Who cares? Hunnies come and go, but coffee is forever. 
 @162c9ca1

Testing testing 1 2 3 
 @162c9ca1

Yes! Still sane. Ish. 
 NA social is pretty quiet once you start muting the mentally retarded and insane. 
 @162c9ca1

Testing testing 1 2 3 
 @7502a322

Pfft. Fake news. If that really existed, the Mexicans would have shown us some x-rays with its eggs. 
 This is a thing? Couldn't we just ask if somebody wants to date? I suppose you could also ask if they like an innie, outie, both, or neither. 

https://pearring.co

I do hope they get a ring that helps MAPs identify other MAPs. That could be useful. 
 nostr:npub1h9k9ctt0yvqcfx5a6h8k68k07rye44txgh38m4yefrr93zjkhuvsxflm9k Ask him how they're plannin... 
 @78831a11

Plot twist: ISS is already in a pool. 
 Going to see Gene Kranz over at NASA tomorrow. He's giving a presentation on leadership, etc. and talking about his new book. 

I'll make sure to ask him how they got their rockets through the big dome.

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🤔 Is that . . . your m... 
 I never get tired of doing that. 

But yes, my own dear mother. A wealth of psychological issues. Constantly using one to deal with the other, in a never-ending circle of horseshit. Always someone else's fault, of course. 
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My wife has the same pers... 
 @dabe0ad5

My wife's mother in law is a manipulative asshole. Totally incapable of being honest in any way, about anything. 

@c1bd69cb 
 nostr:npub1weagd56njpmxt7avmjgpz6wx5nytr04f7cchd4y6js7hu46xfuuspxcz8k I don’t want to contradic... 
 @c2e991bb

Give me your phone number to drop on the shithouse wall and let's see how well every other messenger protects you from spam. That's the most 1991-level internet retard argument I've seen in six months. 

@767a86d3 
 nostr:npub1h9k9ctt0yvqcfx5a6h8k68k07rye44txgh38m4yefrr93zjkhuvsxflm9k It beats the hell out of th... 
 @34b3698a

Plausible. It sounded like a dirt bike taking off. 
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Give them a snack! 
 @1c531fb6 @92575985 

A duck will love you long time for some frozen peas. 
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 @5871b4b8 @b91dc268 @fdf29047 See, this is why you were elected 20 minutes ago. Congrats, BTW. 
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 @b91dc268 @5871b4b8 

I SAID NO TAKESIES BACKSIES WE VOTED YOU WERE THERE 
 nostr:npub1h9k9ctt0yvqcfx5a6h8k68k07rye44txgh38m4yefrr93zjkhuvsxflm9k both of us! alright, i gott... 
 @b91dc268 I have zero business doing it anyway. 

Looks like it's settled. @5871b4b8 will set up and organize all Houston meetups. We voted, it's official. No takesies backsies. 
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 @gray @Emoji Titanic, Lusitania are more my speed. 
 @b91dc268 Just RSVPed to the NW meetup with no issues. 
 @b91dc268 Also registered no problemo. Using Mullvad browser both times. Get good, noob! 
 WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BIG BOAT?!?! 
 @Emoji 

The one red beans and rice didn't miss. 
 DO YOU LIKE BIG BOATS TOO?! 
 @Emoji 

And I cannot lie. 
 nostr:npub1h9k9ctt0yvqcfx5a6h8k68k07rye44txgh38m4yefrr93zjkhuvsxflm9k btw, have you tried registe... 
 @b91dc268 Just RSVPed to the NW meetup with no issues. 
 Trying to watch Jurassic Park and I can't hear the theme song over the shitty flute in my head.

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=Ep_blZhvI2A 
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 @394b5c0e

Just pay somebody to pick up and open your mail. Send different ones, depending on how spicy you've been online that week. Choose by your level of spiciness and their social credit score. 

@efd3f8e9 
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 @2a48eef0 And Jew lasers. 
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 @e5fdd91a

Well, doctor boats is not solving this one, then. I hope it gets better. That no sleep shit is bad for your body and mind for sure. A friend of ours just mentioned Mg supplements yesterday. He said it made a huge difference for him. I think he's drinking the LMNT packets, also. 
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 @3b5986b2

My wife and I played X-Men Legends for HOURS back in the day. We also played Borderlands and Diablo with a guy from work and his son. Kind of a couch/online combo. Good times. 

@2a48eef0 
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 @5fa039c3

Mullets

Except @ebc06089  because he makes it look bitchin'.