@efd3f8e9 neither is full proof. If it only beacons every 15m, sniffing won’t pick it up. If I open it, someone could Uncle Ted me.

Maybe I could build an old school X-ray machine, but even that would be dubious.

Can you imagine me masking up with a hazmat suit and pulling a blast shield out of my car to open mail in the parking lot? Hilarious. 

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Just pay somebody to pick up and open your mail. Send different ones, depending on how spicy you've been online that week. Choose by your level of spiciness and their social credit score. 

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