boatingaccident

Reports to @yarnlady

Will open pickle jars for Monero

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Not a fed

Mobile Mastodon client: Fedilab, because Husky is buggy and Tusky is afraid of feminists

Man Purse: Tom Bihn

Profile photos: https://thispersondoesnotexist.xyz

Mechanical pencil: Uni Kuru Toga Advance Upgrade 0.5mm with Kuru Toga "B" lead refills

Ham radio: Baofeng TH-705 500 kHz trunking transceiver


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Inability to see 5 minutes into the future.


I bought the boy and me some new baseball gloves. The smell is amazing.

Fun fact: a real leather MLB baseball in 2023 is $25-30 and NOT made in the USA. One made here by a small vendor is around $50.

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Mullets

Except nostr:npub1a0qxpztc73n47hp37wxfqt6thaakt97seu7satuv7uz65mnlq37sxu3tmr  because he makes it look bitchin'.


I received no alerts on VictimhoodOS.

Guess that's a good thing?


"Blue Beetle"  a.k.a.  "Love All Mexicans and White People Are Bad"

Spend your two hours doing something productive.

Like coming up with individual Klingon names for your moles.


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OMG I just realized something.

100% of the pickleballers I know are Jews.


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I've been told it's tennis for fat people. Fat people are angry.

Don't shoot the messenger, all you happy and skinny pickleballers.


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Not bad, not bad. Hopefully the cards will fall in our favor on the next one. Maybe we'll just turn the boy loose out in the woods for the evening.


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It's giant and blue.

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How was the turnout?


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Same for us. This is a no fun zone. There will be no fun of any kind.


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I hope that flapuccino thing happens to me later.


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Can confirm. Instant pot rice is bussin.


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Congratulations are in order for achieving "more popular" status.

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Every dumbass we knew in high school has 3 kids on tiktok now. It's hopeless. They'll get screwed bad enough sooner or later and wonder how this all happened.

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Who cares? Hunnies come and go, but coffee is forever.


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I'm liking that V60 and Clever action up in the corner.


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Yes! Still sane. Ish.


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Testing testing 1 2 3


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Pfft. Fake news. If that really existed, the Mexicans would have shown us some x-rays with its eggs.


This is a thing? Couldn't we just ask if somebody wants to date? I suppose you could also ask if they like an innie, outie, both, or neither.

https://pearring.co

I do hope they get a ring that helps MAPs identify other MAPs. That could be useful.


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Plot twist: ISS is already in a pool.


Going to see Gene Kranz over at NASA tomorrow. He's giving a presentation on leadership, etc. and talking about his new book.

I'll make sure to ask him how they got their rockets through the big dome.

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I never get tired of doing that.

But yes, my own dear mother. A wealth of psychological issues. Constantly using one to deal with the other, in a never-ending circle of horseshit. Always someone else's fault, of course.


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My wife's mother in law is a manipulative asshole. Totally incapable of being honest in any way, about anything.

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Give me your phone number to drop on the shithouse wall and let's see how well every other messenger protects you from spam. That's the most 1991-level internet retard argument I've seen in six months.

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Well, doctor boats is not solving this one, then. I hope it gets better. That no sleep shit is bad for your body and mind for sure. A friend of ours just mentioned Mg supplements yesterday. He said it made a huge difference for him. I think he's drinking the LMNT packets, also.


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Plausible. It sounded like a dirt bike taking off.


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A duck will love you long time for some frozen peas.


Oh no, Uncle Elon, say it ain't true!

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I SAID NO TAKESIES BACKSIES WE VOTED YOU WERE THERE


nostr:npub1hywuy6pv8fctjnppge8cl7ft6gr8qnfhr64c7y3y552ls6v84s5qynke8d I have zero business doing it anyway.

Looks like it's settled. nostr:npub1tpcmfwyxt0guxap2g7y2hjxh4er4nj8zutcfa2rmsugex0uu4nzq6k38mx will set up and organize all Houston meetups. We voted, it's official. No takesies backsies.


nostr:npub1hywuy6pv8fctjnppge8cl7ft6gr8qnfhr64c7y3y552ls6v84s5qynke8d LMAO

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nostr:npub1hywuy6pv8fctjnppge8cl7ft6gr8qnfhr64c7y3y552ls6v84s5qynke8d Just RSVPed to the NW meetup with no issues.


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The one red beans and rice didn't miss.


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And I cannot lie.


Trying to watch Jurassic Park and I can't hear the theme song over the shitty flute in my head.

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=Ep_blZhvI2A


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Nice one!


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Just pay somebody to pick up and open your mail. Send different ones, depending on how spicy you've been online that week. Choose by your level of spiciness and their social credit score.

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My wife and I played X-Men Legends for HOURS back in the day. We also played Borderlands and Diablo with a guy from work and his son. Kind of a couch/online combo. Good times.

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nostr:npub19fywau9ff6pjmjek7k4kukgdcdf7w4chne57upj5s7y87gk7v27qx7n5nv And Jew lasers.