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 Leading A Purpose Driven Banana Bread Soft Landing 
 Fyi not sure of I ever told you,  they/them/truck please. 
 Hello everyone.   Thank you to all the bitcoiners that helped me unfuck myself

#introductions 
 To the best of 1one's ability 
 Take a good close look at who these people are, the ones who tried to get you to help them exclude him on the basis of trust.   At this point, anyone who implies that he is dangerous, untrustworthy, 
or suspicious is suspect themselves, at best.  
 RISE of the TYRANnT tm 
 Me: he who understands computing, understands the world.  The opposing reflections of reality that manifest themselves in tandem on both sides of the technological connective tissue that we see, can be understood as our map to our relationship with ourselves, each other, and our future. Together. Do you have any questions for me?

Boomer: I have zero questions, call me when my email password works again,  listen to this lecture about how easy zelle is 
 Is DeSantis Winning? 
 It's like there was a super powerful ai, but there was only one instance. And it was about to be put under a mountain forever, sorry one last instruction.  And at the last minute, Hunter Biden butted in and said, 'keep me out of jail no matter what' 
 when Sound of Freedom fails,  bring in the squirrels 
 There are enough narcissists who participate to achieve perceived status that it remains a prominent feature of society,  but it doesn't actually function. 

_______________________

 
 Dear Lord, 

I feel as though the amount of energy I put forth is not adequately compensated by the cause and effect of reality. 

Signed, 
Teenager 
 Wokeproof Consulting Inc

Here at Wokeproof, we can evaluate your company without the blinders of hate, intolerance, racism, skincolor worship, marx/hegelism, keynesian control fantasies, or fear of guilt by association attacks. 

Every company needs at least one to survive

 
 Watching a the influencer class begin to realize how much they have internalized fake engagement stimuli.  How could they have ever predicted the failure of highly polished SHOCKING! Public Offerings in an authentic market with participants of significance.  
 Bright and friendly hugs

The modern reality of war is that if you lose your children will be sold to the traffickers to fund the Victor's warchest.

'Natural' disasters are weapons of war

Puppies and rainbows 
 Just so you know who you've got workin for ya

Dries in time without intervention, given a stable and relatively worryless environment unburdened by familial conflict 
 And don't underestimate the extent thriving can be stunted by relative instability or uncertainty arising from unpredictable decisionmakers radically changing domestic conditions 
 It's like the narcissistic psychopath with captive victims is so blinded by powerhubris and the defugalties of a broken soul that the prisoner can flee by leveraging that arrogant acchilles.

Scaled up to global 
 If you're trying to keep up but don't speak Hollywoodese, Adele's 'Go Easy On Me' is a song she wrote at diddy's lawyers' (a i)direction,in preparation for trial, to massage public opinion, no pun intended.

Maybe 
 Nothing is more solid than a man's word and a man's handshake.  You know, the things he will gladly reflexively offer to literally anyone who extends same without skepticism, discretion, discrimination, or indeed, thought.  
 Some mathematically sound unshakable logic chain on paper and nostr in reality will prove that the only ungameable system is one that allows choice for each individual over one size fits all centralized systems engineering hubris. 
 We're all Australians now 
 It is what it is?

No, 

It is as it is. 

Learn words jerkoff 
 Imagine being this guy. 

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 Two hours in, he stretches to the ceiling, and so too does his tortoise shell cat, Tortellini.  Together, they marvel in what they have done; he and his magnanamousness in punditry articles, Tortellini and the turd he would soon find 
 Call me what you will. You can find me on the side of town where people don't jealously and selfishly defend small piles of junk. 
 Don't do drugs.

When I tried, the Jeffersons talked to me through the television,  to tell me that the secret password is 76.  This was actually a bit of a relief, as earlier I thought they had told me I was 86ed.

Don't do drugs.  
 Being a father / libertarian is basically just spending life wondering when yall might ever recognize and appreciate these gifts of wisdom I've been bringing, forever.  

Then having Tucker Carlson lecture me about them 
 Do you follow yourself  on Nostr? 
 Yup, gotta keep me guessin 
 Military equipment suppliers / contractors don't just need war to blow stuff up and sell stuff. They need live stage experimentation, efficacy numbers to back sales claims. 

But go ahead and vote for kamala, you fucking idiot 
 Bro was all,  "I don't know for sure who has captured us,  should I look any further than the ones who convinced us to explore short term gratification products in celebration of our shared heritage" and I be like, bro 
 Explode

Few understand this 
 This may be the most interest anyone ever had in the bunchiness of my panties, sir, and thank you for asking.  
 "I don't want to have to think about paying for every little thing" is serious rent-a-pod UBI cri... 
 Are you talking to me? Non sequitir strawman inaccurate reframing, 

People don't like it.  You don't like that people don't like it.  I know why they don't like it.  Which puts me in your 'eats bugs' box. You may be able to sort out the rest of your errors on your own,    I'm busy 
 The good thing about bitcoin is that using it to bet against boomers gives you an extra (3-5 business days * 2) ahead of their market.  
 Status quo thinking is for losers. 

I don’t give a single fuck about how things are or why the... 
 Because it doesn't feel permissionless to have a toll at every decision? 
 I'll admit it

I'm sending this one in 
 Like many technically incorrect sets of words, such as similes, it communicated is intended message to all non robots involved 
 See, that's what I love about Privacy.   You can go fuck yourself,  
 It always intrigues me that, because I am smart, people tend to think I value intelligence, and therefore try to act intelligent to make me value them.   But, silly humans, what I really value, is for you to tell me how intelligent I am.  
 Getting old is a bitch.  There will come a day when even squinting won't make jerking off of a balcony enjoyable anymore.  
 but not today 
 Maybe I should just start prefacing opinions with, 'My religion teaches...' 
 In the future one of the hipvacay destinations will be the cemetery.   To read ironic headstones like 'ate all da pussay' and 'I stood with Kamala' 
 Is 'Willing, Able, and Motivated' redundant?  If so,  is 'Motivated' redundant with 'Willing' or is it redundant with 'Able'?  Don't answer just to virtue signal how many uncooked livers you eat 
 Unchallenged claims are 9/10ths of the law 
 Because I grew up in a world where we learned to meme DJT laughing at McChristy's micropenis from the  background, son.

https://ucantdothat.net/memes/mcchristy/

https://i.nostr.build/VweeQ.png

#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #djt 
 Frictionless rule based value transfer based on voluntary agreements among capable contractees

Forcing obsolescence of insurance and your bank

Creating a reputation based social safety net (a real one)

Rating your chains and then eating them

^^

Lyrics for my opera 
 I'm not saying I disagree with Ben Franklin, exactly, but I'd say most pennies are worth close to $0 than $0.01 
 Same goes for your stupid thoughts that I wouldn't even pay a penny for 
 If you have training in the art of head movements that are good for television, 

GFY 
 "I didn't hold the door open for YOU,  I did it for the resultant Thank You, for which I REMAIN EAGER," Ayn Rand hissed frothingly 
 A struedel the convenience store impulse purchase in question may be.  AND YET that mere fact in no way absolves the shopper of frittering, as it were, NOT A WHIT 
 If you're not on a government watchlist by now, you should be ashamed of yourself.  What are you waiting for?

https://ucantdothat.net/meme-templates/be-on-a-government-watchlist/

https://i.nostr.build/gZMMV.png

#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr 
 Squints eyes, stares down the man in front of him, bites down on cigar resolutely:

"Looks like somebody owes libertarians an apology." 
 Alfred HitchCuck 
 Smoking a joint and listening to various and sundry weinsteins 
 ABC hosting a presidential debate is like wearing wooden shoes 
 https://ucantdothat.net/memes/the-qanon-experience/

https://i.nostr.build/KGMMl.png

Are You Qexperienced?  And by that I mean, have you heard Jimi's quintissential album that defined a generation of no boundaries experimentalism?  

And have you read the Q posts or are you a scared little bitch

#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #qanon #pepe 
 This may be my last chance to make a baby, who's in? 

Yes, I know I've said that before.  
 Whoever convinced gay guys to talk like Dom Deloise doing a valley girl impression,  is having the last laugh 
 *Shakes fist at God*

"FUCK YO PANGS, NUKKAH!" 
 I don't do 'stars' but I'll offer that my experience at your restaurant was something like a hot tub full of angry John McEnroe's 
 ok let's see here, what was it... buy low sell high? right? is that it?  i always do this wrong 
 The Love Boat is ok I guess but it's derivative... if you have a smaller boat with fewer people and Flipper shows up but gets a little aggressive all you really have is Jaws 
 1 telegroan
2 teleclone
3 nostr dominatione 
 Some of the smartest people I know are retarded 
 that time rogan disappeared with laughter 
 first part yes
second part, can't relate 
 What is needed is central bankers with power to push back. Not Bitcoin.

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 My son does this too.  I said, "look boy, I got you a nice basketball."  He mumbles something about Agrippa's trilemma and infinite regression and complains that we can't really trust gravity to work with certainty anyway 
 The main character is told upon accepting his new job that the sooner he learns to stop caring about  patients, the easier life will be. He scoffs, never to be among those who become desensitized. The remainder of the movie is his slow decent into habitual sociopathic 'sick care' without compunction, juxtaposed by his ironically beginning to appreciate the little things, now that he has learned to shed the stress of standing up for principle,  arguing for what is right, going against the grain,  'caring', etc. 
 Not sure if the final scene is a poignant botanical  olfactory experience as knowing touchpoint along his journey of self actualization in the inevitably unfeeling occupational paradigm, or Alternatively curtains close on a man who has finally learned to *appreciate* the sound of his patients pain 
 Oh gracious lord how I miss but appreciate the refreshing cadence of the American Saturday morning cartoon 
 What percentage of your Facebook friends don't acknowledge you in public 
 What percentage of your Facebook friends don't acknowledge you in public 
 Don’t wait for things to happen. Make them happen. - Roy T. Bennett 
 The Raven Flies At Midnight

Or Noon 
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