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 I hate this meme.
Summer's end approaches, now comes the darkened and gloomy months where happiness (95° weather, humidity, the burning sun) is but a memory.

Look what I'm saying is, if I had to choose how I die, heatstroke is my first option. I crave Death Valley weather, and the moment the temperature goes below 80° I'm freezing.

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 I must now fight the urge to eat tide pods (a proud Millennial tradition) to pwn the papists.

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 "over the past century yoga has been conceived variously as psychotherapy, philosophy, hypnotherapy, and mesmerism, black magic, chiropractic bodywork, shamanism and sport (among other things)."
-Singleton

In other words, there is no yoga but there are a lot of different practices that people call "yoga." 
 I'm starting to read through a collection of source texts on yoga, and this is the most insane stuff I've ever read. Not only does yoga have a wide swath of mutually exclusive sectarian contributors, but this means that some of the most psychotic things get included in what constitutes "yoga "

Mark Singleton warns against personally practicing anything in these texts, because a whole lot of it is stuff like drinking piss and giving yourself brain damage so you stop reincarnating. 
 Contrary to popular opinion, enjoying something a lot and thinking about it a lot does not make that thing an idol.

Ryan Turnipseed wrote a fantastic article a while back with a similar idea, but in a more political vein. On account of thinking that a passion for something equals idolatry, nothing normal is permitted by our vainglorious and worldly theologians: gottesdienst.org/gottesblog/2022/8/5/guest-essay-the-idolatry-of-pointing-out-idolatry-by-ryan-turnipseed 
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Industrialized Christianit... 
 But, like, that's the thing. People are actually more religious now than they were in the middle ages. There's a lot of good going on. 
 "Go and learn what this means: ‘I desire mercy, and not sacrifice.’ For I came not to call the righteous, but sinners.” - Matthew 9:13

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 Give me humble, small churches where people are taught true faith over ostentatious, gaudy golden churches. God values the home congregation full of Pietists more than a cathedral full of the half-hearted. 
 "The Lord sees not as man sees: man looks on the outward appearance, but the Lord looks on the heart.” - 1 Samuel 16:7

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 "Go and learn what this means: ‘I desire mercy, and not sacrifice.’ For I came not to call the righteous, but sinners.” - Matthew 9:13

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 "Jesus looked up and saw the rich putting their gifts into the offering box, and He saw a poor widow put in two small cooper coins. And He said, 'truly I tell you, this poor widow had put in more than all of them. For they all contributed out of their abundance, but she out of her poverty put in all she had to live on." -Luke 21:1-4

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 "The Lord sees not as man sees: man looks on the outward appearance, but the Lord looks on the heart.” - 1 Samuel 16:7

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 One of the reasons men on the dissident right work out and study and eat right, all of that self-improvement work, is because we really should be better than our enemies. We should be inspiring, powerful, attractive to our women, and gifted leaders. Networking is good and we should be doing it; but if you want your people to thrive, be the best of them and lift others up to do the same. That includes being capable in theological matters, hence the Theology series. 
 Not one Palestinian kid's life will be saved just because this man sent himself to hell. Not one jew is going to think twice before killing more Palestinians just because this man set himself on fire. He boiled his eyes and liquified his brains with fire and all that accomplished was people looking sideways for half a minute. Do not commit suicide my friends, frankly no one gives a damn.

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 maybe she's got the hots for a granny slammer 
 Isn't that on the menu at Denny's? 
 They're called possums 
 But they look like bats 
 Australians have early access to Sunday 
 I wish we got two Sundays like you do 😞 
 Something about a Ghost in Kyiv. Idk 
 Dang, scary. 
 Oh man Johnson shampo is some strong stuff 
 I f'keep'd it real :niggy_dab: 
 Fully rely on God. 
 I need that as a T shirt with pepe praying on it. 
 It is righteous to pray for righteous peace instead of war.

It is also righteous to pray for victory in war for the righteous side.

It is righteous to pray for as little bloodshed as possible the the sake of both sides, that the good warriors may see victory and the wicked side may be bought to repentance. 

God bless the Palestinian people. 
 They are gonna have to choose between Ukraine and Israel lmao 
 What the heck I support funding ukraine all of the sudden 
 I mean they are pharisees and Muslims there both going to hell anyway. So far there like a plane ... 
 Lots of Christians in the Pal population tho 
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Is it Christian to root/pr... 
 I think it's perfectly legitimate given all the Psalms that pray for victory in war.
But it's also good to pray for as little bloodshed as possible 
 I don't like seeing yet another war. I advocate for a peaceful one state solution to what's going on in the state of israel right now:

Disestablish the state of israel, reverse the Naqba with birthright citizenship for the Palestinian diaspora, and hand over all the levers of power to the Christian population in the country 
I think this is a perfect solution for everyone there. 
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 It's progressive resistance because they grow and get heavier but you still gotta do the work. Lots of toddler isometrics too 
 JUST PICK HIM UP AND HUG HIM YOU MONSTER 
 I DO ALL THE TIME, NO JOKE MY BICEPS HAVE GAINED AN INCH AND A HALF FROM PICKING THIS KID UP SO MUCH 
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AHHHHH I WANT TO BE A DAD ... 
 Hard but worth it. 
 My toddler this morning be like:
Behead dad, yell at dad, throw socks at dad, put Cheetos on dad's lap, dropkick dad's feet, stand on front of the tv while dad plays Tetris, roundhouse kick dad's coffee into the sun, run around dad's ankles until he trips, spend twenty minutes screaming at dad because he said no hitting the dog, lay down on dad's lap while he's trying to eat total dad interference (TDI) hours who up

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 When they lie about Luther, you often know they're lying. Often times they know you know they're lying. But they still do it, because the intention is to shake peoples' faith in Scripture and that requires tearing down some heroes.
Here's a great resource where you can find answers:
beggarsallreformation.blogspot.com/ 
 In case you missed the stream last night!

This series is called "Enduring Job," because the believer must endure the hard messages contained as they carefully study the text. It's also called Enduring Job because Job is our example of a faithful man enduring, a perfect snapshot of what steadfastness in the faith looks like.
Let's look into the final test Job has to endure before God answers him: pure, unadulterated spite from the young man Elihu.

soundcloud.com/verylutheran/enduring-job-pt25 
 All my biases confirmed. 
 "witchcraft is because Protestantism."
This sounds like the plot to a very goofy movie 
 Idk man, these Diamond brothers are making a lot of sense 
 Oh I certainly agree with them when it comes to protesting a church that teaches falsely 😌 
 When opposition and protest become seething hatred, there is a point when your worldview can lead you to ignorance and dishonesty.
At least as far as these guys are concerned.

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 MORNING WORKOUT: MY KID WOKE UP EARLY SO I'M DOING ANIMAL CRAWLS WHILE PLAYING WITH HIM UNTIL I'M TIRED OR HE'S BORED.

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 >Whites fought each other over Christianity
That works until you look up the actual history of our wars. 
Also we sure as hell killed each other a lot more after the "Enlightenment" stripped the Church of her political influence. Please, mister Hindoo Accent Man, tell me how the 30 Years War is worse than the World Wars or the American Civil War or the veritable flood of conflict that secularized leadership put on the White man after abandoning Christ.
Jesus didn't cause this. 
 If I listen to your podcast, I am automatically your friend in real life. 
 Dern'd straight, friend. 
 There's a doctrine that has so fallen by the wayside that it has become hidden from Christians everywhere. 
This has resulted in serious travesty, and the Catacomb Synod intends to reintroduce it, that our congregations may glorify God once more.

soundcloud.com/verylutheran/catacomb-basics-a-hidden-lutheran-doctrine 
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So jews seem to love abortion and abortion related stuff. But why did so many of our people go along with what they were pushing? 
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 "I was a Christian until I read the Bible" is code for:
"I wasn't really a Christian in the first place and then someone showed me a bunch of stupid infographics." 
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 How shall he prevail against Maga Doom, the wicked wizard that made him pick all that cotton? 
 Time for the occasional reminder that we shouldn't have to live like this, you shouldn't be forced to associate with people like this, and public schools are nothing more than systematic child abuse. 
As for the teacher here...she should have known better than to teach in a school like this.

People can say there needs to be LAW and ORDER and all that, expulsions of those who are destroying civilization, etc.

Since you don't have the civic authority to make that happen (even if you did, good luck surviving the attempt), disassociation is a powerful collective tool to use. "If you treat me and mine like trash, I simply will not associate with you."

Oh, also there's an update: the silly teacher is returning to that same school, in that same class, to continue playing Russian Roulette: Urban Civil Worker Edition.

thegatewaypundit.com/2023/09/michigan-student-attacks-high-school-teacher-chair-thrown/ 
 Someone really, really, *really* hates babies. In fact, there's an apparent religion surrounding not having them - or punishing them for being born.
Let's discuss it as we start talking about family formation.

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 Eh, they would have enough cannon fodder with the trillions of mexicans they are importing. They'... 
 They burned through all their social capital in 2020 with covid, blm and that thunberg goblin. So many blm organizers have been found to be frauds and thieves as well. People are pissed, so walking things back is likely an attempt to prevent backlash (whether violent or not). 
 MORNING WORKOUT: CONDITIONING

Animal complex, 10 minutes:
-Bear crawl, pushups until it burns, then skipping/running, Ling style air squats until it burns. Repeat until timer is done.

Kata with weight vest, 10 minutes

Elbow lever, 3x23 seconds
Bridges, 3x23 seconds

Stretching, 10 minutes
Splits work, 5 minutes

I spent a couple weeks doing some super slow pushups to help get acclimated to the constant tension of animal crawls. Now that I'm more used to it, it's time to play around with not counting reps. 

It was literally just doing pushups or air squats until your limbs feel the burn, then moving back to crawling or running. The logic behind it is, ultimately it's not the numbers that counts for anything, it's the goal I'm after - greater endurance, tension control and overall conditioning. I ain't gotta count reps or sets to make that happen.

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 Look, I was TIRED, ok??? 
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 Look, all I can say to this in response is:
"Waaaa." 
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 If you don't laff you'll cri, this is trve 
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 One should imply the other 
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 Now I know what I'm doing next weekend 
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 Oh.
Well at least his band is aptly named. 
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 Sounds like quite the character 
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 Reading about the largest mass rape in history made me pro Palestine. 
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 literally me 
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 I had no idea 
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 Entertainment value. 
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 We'll get to more of that tonight, you should tune in fren 
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 Email it to me, we can tackle that too 
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 Creole, actually. I just like trying new things 
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 I'm not sure zhp can speak audible words. How do you form a thread where half the tweets in it are links to other threads, and express those thoughts verbally? 
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 It really do be like that 
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 Well dang, maybe I should email them and ask if they wanna fight 
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 I was shocked to learn that church attendance in the middle ages was lower than it is today, in large part because they didn't have small country churches like we have in the States. Poor farmers simply couldn't get to the big cathedrals that sucked up all the funding. 
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 Wait, what happened in Ukraine again? 
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 The fact that various practices were developed by schools with mutually exclusive systems of thought means the term is effectively meaningless. They wouldn't even know themselves it seems, except for some strands of common practice like breath control. 
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 Excellent, will answer 
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 They want you to deal with it by voting Trump, who will then send people to go fight for zionist causes. 
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 Well I hope they lose. 
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 Poor guy. Ain't many posters that can make me laff on the first go