My toddler this morning be like:
Behead dad, yell at dad, throw socks at dad, put Cheetos on dad's lap, dropkick dad's feet, stand on front of the tv while dad plays Tetris, roundhouse kick dad's coffee into the sun, run around dad's ankles until he trips, spend twenty minutes screaming at dad because he said no hitting the dog, lay down on dad's lap while he's trying to eat total dad interference (TDI) hours who up

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