Having my 1:1 with my boss, both on camera and my cat throws up in the background.

Him: Did your cat just throw up.

Me: Yes. Yes, she did. I was hoping you didn't see that. 😂

Him: You wanna end early and go clean than up.

Me: Nah, it's good. Looks like one of the dogs is eating it anyway. 🤮 

 It's been a little over a month, so here's my first #FatBoy update...

https://kevquirk.com/fat-boy-at-40-update-01 

 Hey website owners, like @f2dbd6cd, please stop doing this shit. I’m willing to bet not a single person has ever thought “you know what, imma disable my ad blocker because this really fucking annoying popup has made me see the light - I need to turn that shit off and embrace the modern web with all it’s intrusive popups, tracking et al.”

Nope. Folk will either leave, like I did, or turn on reader mode. 😂

Please stop making the internet even more shitty.

https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/111/159/265/872/534/615/original/31a94243a2c1221f.png 

 Can anyone recommend an MFA TOTP app for #iOS that doesn’t require an account to use please? I have Authy at the moment, but they ask for phone number and email for some reason.

I just want an app to handle a couple tokens outside of @1b29066c. 

 "Thing" really is the worst word in the English language.

https://kevquirk.com/thing-is-the-worst-word-in-the-english-language 

 Reason not to be a parent, no. 7 billion:

Was called by the school on Tuesday inform me that my youngest had been sick and needed to go home.

I picked him up, only to find later that evening that he was sick because he was “having a drinking contest with Caleb”.

He drank 750ml of water in one go (he’s 6)!

I asked if Caleb was sick too; he responded with:

“No, because I won.” 🤦‍♂️