Reason not to be a parent, no. 7 billion: Was called by the school on Tuesday inform me that my youngest had been sick and needed to go home. I picked him up, only to find later that evening that he was sick because he was “having a drinking contest with Caleb”. He drank 750ml of water in one go (he’s 6)! I asked if Caleb was sick too; he responded with: “No, because I won.” 🤦♂️