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 🎶 This is Ground Control to Major Tom,
      You're getting Medicare  🎶

#MedicateASong
#hashtagGames 
 #medicateASong

🎶 Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of grad-ual titration 🎶

#hashtagGames 
 It's 2023.. can we please have technology that means I can just be freshly showered with my hair ... 
 @8a802c50 Same. Still in jimjams at 1.55 pm. 
 And you may ask yourself
how do I take this?
And you may find yourself
without food or water.
And... 
 @a111f8db 😄😄😄👍🏻 
 New South Wales woman dies after being tasered by police. 😳😡

Tasers are supposed to be the non-lethal alternative.

#Australia #auspol

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-15/woman-dies-after-being-tasered-by-nsw-police-at-stockton/102859540?utm_source=abc_news_app&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_campaign=abc_news_app&utm_content=other 
 @5aef4a62 Hear, hear!!

Not only are big businesses no longer serving customers, they're using and manipulating us as part of their profit-making mechanism. Check out your own purchases, read your own meter, present the item with barcode facing upwards, "sign up" to use our services, or agree to us using all your personal information and accept whatever deceptive crap our AI serves up to you. 
 @b354784a Even if that were true for all Indigenous Australians in the present day, the First Peoples had running water and readily available food before Europeans arrived.

One of the first things colonists did was cut off access to natural food and water sources by fencing off grazing land and watering their stock at traditional water sources, where the animals fouled the water.

As well, colonists literally poisoned food and water as a way of "clearing out" (eradicating) indigenous peoples.

If their descendants have access to food and water today, they've paid a terrible price of deprivation and murder for it.

#Voice #auspol #VoteYes 
 Be outgoing, social and friendly. 

#DamnedIfIDoDamedIfIDont
#HashTagGames 
 @cc1ae366  😄 I can so identify! It inevitably leads to some kind of unpleasantness that makes you wish you'd  stayed home forever. 
 Is it okay that I'm in love with my new kitty? It doesn't  mean I love my older kitties any less.

#cats #catsOfMastodon #pets #rescueCats @catnews

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 #damnedifidodamedifidont 
#HashtagGames 

100% wanting to buy products without any plastic packag... 
 @ab25e353  When I get back to my car I rip off plastic packaging and any other packaging I consider to be excess and leave it in a trolley. I did not ask for that stuff and I'm  not going to take it home. 
 After we enable the voice to parliament, we should not stop there.  Each day , every  politician ... 
 @ed6dec54 Brilliant. 
 nostr:npub1q9ma5xxhn8m69ztdj3lrefpnarszxgh3gk8wykkq53gfsl80mlssulzgdu nostr:npub1pmxc6x4m8cf2gemj... 
 nostr:npub1q9ma5xxhn8m69ztdj3lrefpnarszxgh3gk8wykkq53gfsl80mlssulzgdu If only there'd been a Haig... 
 @7dfc084c True. And I would definitely be outside looking in. That stuff is so expensive! 
 @62f0b330 I've still got mine, stowed in an old trunk. Not the very first one with the 500k floppy drive, a later one with (gasp!) a built in hard drive!

I can't  bear to thtow it out. Maybe a collector would like it. 
 @0ecd8d1a @4183a04c @3a447f2a Also who is the "we" that's  going to do the accommodating? Sydney University? The medical profession? Society in general? 
 @7dfc084c  🤚 Outside Brunetti!  

 ( ok Im from Adelaide). 
 @b4d329ef They hate each other? 
 @0925cb96 Ha! I like the way you've drawn Sally. Instantly recognisable. 
 @7dfc084c Hoping the Qantas experience shows that there's  a limit to how far the pursuit of profit can be taken before the company starts to die from its own poison. I hope this applies to all companies.

#auspol #QANTAS #Australia 
 nostr:npub1q9ma5xxhn8m69ztdj3lrefpnarszxgh3gk8wykkq53gfsl80mlssulzgdu I've been a fan of my cousi... 
 @a6fbe814 You'd be aware of the many English variants, then. 
 @874e0e3e  Not sure how to interpret it. Do the orange and red areas indicate stages we've already reached? 
 „Mankind has no need for Gods." 
-- James T. Kirk, Star Trek (ToS) episode ‚Who Mourns for Ad... 
 @be220fe4 We can, however, make use of ancient wisdom, the kind that's stood the test of time, and does not require belief in anything supernatural. 
 nostr:npub1q9ma5xxhn8m69ztdj3lrefpnarszxgh3gk8wykkq53gfsl80mlssulzgdu nostr:npub1h35hkz29q43kuq57... 
 @32351832 @bc697b09 Oh, is that happening? I should remove the tag to you then. Sorry . 
 @df298e92 @b2e37e2e @daf2a02e @ab4225d3 @ae0b092a  When I had a secondhand bookshop I used to hand out free bookmarks with "It's not hoarding if it's  books" on them.

When AI ruins all knowledge and communication, books printed pre-AI will become the only reliable literature, so hang onto them! 
 Soon a half-hour news broadcast won't be long enough to fit in all the disasters.

Four in tonight's 7pm news on ABC (Australia)

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-13/libya-floods-wipe-out-quarter-of-derna-thousands-dead/102849034?utm_source=abc_news_app&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_campaign=abc_news_app&utm_content=other

#climate #climateDisaster #climateSurvival 
 @1186f2ed Well I'm  happy to mention the enormous contribution air travel makes to carbon in the atmosphere.

STOP FLYING! IT'S KILLING THE PLANET!.

Consider it mentioned. 
 When a cat decides it's  safe with me and trusts me, I take it as a great compliment.

#cats #catsOfMastodon #pets

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 I told Finn he's getting lots of clicks. 
 nostr:npub1q9ma5xxhn8m69ztdj3lrefpnarszxgh3gk8wykkq53gfsl80mlssulzgdu nostr:npub1xg63sv4hqpw7wzw4... 
 @bc697b09 @32351832 When you say "marketed to" are you saying consumer preference has nothing to do with what sells? Don't  companies do market research to find out what consumers want? 
 nostr:npub1q9ma5xxhn8m69ztdj3lrefpnarszxgh3gk8wykkq53gfsl80mlssulzgdu old Nick Cave song from his... 
 @a6fbe814 Yes, you did say "chooks", I should have realised. I'm  just in the habit of writing an alternative in case people don't  know what I'm talking about.

Australians can use both Australian English and American English because we've  grown up watching American TV, but Americans seem unaware that we speak a different language or that we're  culturally different. 
 nostr:npub1q9ma5xxhn8m69ztdj3lrefpnarszxgh3gk8wykkq53gfsl80mlssulzgdu so you're the chookbot? my ... 
 @a6fbe814  Chookbot was my username on Xwitter. I keep chooks (chickens) and cats. Please explain your username. 
 @a6fbe814 My chooks are tiny demons. Here they are trying to lay their eggs in the same spot.

https://static.theblower.au/media_attachments/files/111/055/126/773/828/451/original/cf5ee3f4a1b85c96.jpg 
 nostr:npub1xg63sv4hqpw7wzw4pf8nvzs3r2pqfju7fp7ug6wzfezqkz3tymkqx8e6jt voters are not "spoiled bra... 
 @bc697b09 @32351832 If it's  just about the use of a vehicle, why are people driving cars  way, way bigger than necessary, especially in the US where your SUVs are about twice the size of those in Australia? 
 @6c5b0a33 It can't be both the end of democracy as we know it and empty symbolism at the same time. They'll have to make up their minds. 
 nostr:npub1q9ma5xxhn8m69ztdj3lrefpnarszxgh3gk8wykkq53gfsl80mlssulzgdu How lovely! 
 @630be9a4 He is lovely. 
 Performance Review: Finn (a cat) 14 day review

Looks cute ✅
Smooches ✅
Sleeps on bed ✅
Purrs ✅
Gets along with other cats ✅
Comes when called ✅
Allows tummy rubs ✅

Score: 💯%

#cats #catsOfMastodon #rescueCats

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 @ef43fcd2 ... reminding us that a safari suit with bell bottomed trousers really was fashionable once (and never again, we hope!) 
 @98042630 ALT text: a photograph of union members assembled at the gate to Paramount Studios. Many are carrying signs saying "On Strike". Star Trek actor George Takei is seated at the centre of the group. He's making the Vulcan hand sign with both hands. Many of the picketers are also making the hand sign. Smiles all round suggest that the picketers are enjoying Takei's visit and support. 
 My goddamn husband didn't know how to empty our dyson cannister, so he’s just been ripping it o... 
 @141c21a0 I'm certain there are men who can't fix something without breaking something else. This is why I prefer to do stuff around the house myself. 
 nostr:npub1gmx4vz0z4waf3ff40j7vdy7stdn4c0gne6lkd0pwtae46lzph4mqajatcq Thank you. The last one tol... 
 @53de482a @46cd5609 They get tired and disinterested, but don't want to be without the money and prrstige so they keep going long after they should have stopped.

Youd be better off chatting with someone unqualified but with long life experience, intelligence and sensitivity. 
 nostr:npub1nr6q690u659vqz6f9qpkuqhpdafrhck3lal7mxseq40d0g7pmj5qzl6wqx I was so sick of hearing ab... 
 @3967703f @98f40d15  Have to admit I've  enjoyed hearing about them. Still laughing. 
 nostr:npub189nhq0cw33243htm08c53vjvgc5letv7d9sgqtgqsn6fnx6dv8zs0fsatx Add 'radical self-reliance'... 
 @98f40d15 @3967703f Well they found out the limits of "independence" didn't  they? 
 FUCK the word resilience. If we were all treated like HUMAN BEINGS, no one would have to be so da... 
 @3967703f Highly  Recommended satirical piece from Juice Media, Australia - "Get fucken used to it"

https://fb.watch/mWb4z2Fhac/?mibextid=NnVzG8 
 @a3fd556a Who wants to "renew their bills"? Happy for mine to age gracelessly and fade into obscurity. 
 #procrastinateASong

Don't  think twice ... think multiple times.

#hashtagGames 
 @141c21a0 Yeah, I'm  glad they're  not able to fly here. Women should never be treated like that. 
 @141c21a0 Sent the Minister an email. 
 @c1a14b75 You're most certainly not alone, and good on you for speaking up. Disappointing that the group decided to give these quacks time. 
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 @0957ed09  How is a 17 year prison sentence " doing nothing?". 
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 @bb86eda5 That's the Pain in the Arse culture. 
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 @0ecd8d1a @4183a04c If you haven't got a diagnosis and a certificate from a doctor for time off work, you have no choice but to keep going. 
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 @9b334b7a That's me. Even just a phone call has so many possibilities for disaster 😄. 
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 @a6fbe814 
So would I, lol.