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 @7f582921 in the 70s, I had Jack in the Box several times. No photos taken, we were an immature nation back then and didn't know we were supposed to photograph our food. 
 I just tried my door key and it didn't work, so then I tried my other key and it also didn't work... 
 @b57999c7 I have the same problem when I drink. I conclude that it's a USB 6.0, with an AI built it. 
 Me as a repair shop owner: Hi what can I do for you?

Them: Hi, I just bought this a week ago and... 
 @b05df304 I really hope you used that IRL.... 
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 @74aff7f9 @c22052a6 @e396cd52 I may be jaded, but I don't see anything actually happening. I think the system is working to protect the tre45onists. 
 nostr:npub1p34kn5su0fzjmsqx7wegqftnd34xr7as808udkxyltcl9zw6jrqqajwdy6 Without going into details,... 
 @246e513b Don't dismiss the 3 wheeled electric motorcycle... Give it a look. they should start production late this year. Just an option most people haven't even seen:

https://lz953.isrefer.com/go/preorder/a72642 
 @246e513b , I wish I had learned this decades ago, but those guys who try to sell you insurance on the interwebsnet? They will sell a new years' insurance at an introductory rate, and if you switch providers every year, you can get the new rates every year. Totally worth it, but a pain in the butt to remember to do. And hundreds of phone calls to screen... 
 @246e513b , another tip, sell your cars. Am uber is getting to be cheaper than owning a car. And a neighborhood electric vehicle that doesn't need insurance or registration is next for me. And I just put a downpayment on a 3 wheeled electric motorcycle that should cost about $100 a year to insure. 
 My home/auto insurance company, #StateFarm, just told me the reason my auto premium #increased $5... 
 @246e513b , I wish I had learned this decades ago, but those guys who try to sell you insurance on the interwebsnet? They will sell a new years' insurance at an introductory rate, and if you switch providers every year, you can get the new rates every year. Totally worth it, but a pain in the butt to remember to do. And hundreds of phone calls to screen... 
 @c22052a6 @74aff7f9 @e396cd52 , my reasons for not supporting her include, but are not limited to, her support of the police. She has decades of doing nothing to change the system. And overt support OF the system. 
 Hunter Biden, son of the US president, indicted by special counsel David Weiss on felony gun char... 
 @e814e036 , I am sure the NRA and right wingers will rush to his defense. 
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Ahh ok, the word "if" in ... 
 @b05df304 @98042630 , I am talking about the next time China invades. If (when) they do it again. 

Ya, complex history of the territory, like all history, and this format isn't the best. 
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They did take it against ... 
 @b05df304 @98042630 , that is exactly my point. 
 @98042630 , to be fair, Hawaii is like Taiwan, if China took Taiwan against the will of the Taiwanese people. 
 @7ff2307e , I think if the TSA wants a different reputation that 'the guys who provide jobs to pedos' then they need to do something else, like catch a terrorist. 
 As Lt. Commander Data once wisely said: "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. Tha... 
 @0f694fdc , I never lose. I either win, or I learn something.  ;) 
 @8e8162cb In some ways, I hope she wins in the SCOTUS, because I would love to be able to discriminate against HER. 
 @63a4b626 Water is already the major cause of war these days, surpassing religion and population expansions. 
 Twitter has become Elon Musk's personal fan club. If you're not praising him constantly he will  ... 
 @0f694fdc I gave it almost a year. I couldn't take it any more, and just deleted my profile. 
 nostr:npub1p34kn5su0fzjmsqx7wegqftnd34xr7as808udkxyltcl9zw6jrqqajwdy6 Repugs seem to have a thing... 
 @8e8162cb I don't know... I was once in a green room with two punk bands and a troupe of exotic dancers, and somehow I feel it might not have been an issue to have a good porn reading... 
 A military base in Kent, UK, has reduced the number of training sessions for Ukrainian troops by ... 
 @00b9ca39 I have a house about 30 miles from Ft Knox. Ya, the glasses will rattle in the cabinets when they do live fire exercises... But you get used to it. 
 @62a04c04 he can unilaterally launch an inquiry. Anyone can. It's just asking questions. You don't actually need to do anything but ask questions... and no results are needed or expected. No one has to help you. No votes needed. 
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 @c06918a3 @745ecb23 , ya, which is why I stressed the value of infantry. 
 @745ecb23 Looks like A-3s too... I doubt there is a single tank that can match those. Now it is up to the crews (or infantry) to make the best use of them. 
 @8e8162cb , to be fair, if we don't address pollution and climate change, our kids won't be around in enough numbers to worry about guns. 
 My girlfriend left me a Dear John letter calling me dumb. We dated for 2 years and you thought my... 
 @053ff3b4 , Man, I think your girlfriend ghosted me. So maybe the letter was for me?? 
 nostr:npub1p34kn5su0fzjmsqx7wegqftnd34xr7as808udkxyltcl9zw6jrqqajwdy6 Watch out kid, they'll bite... 
 @3fe52772 , I heard that in the voice of Harrison Ford... 
 nostr:npub1p34kn5su0fzjmsqx7wegqftnd34xr7as808udkxyltcl9zw6jrqqajwdy6 And they live sooo long too... 
 @3fe52772 , wow, that script writes itself! 
 nostr:npub1p34kn5su0fzjmsqx7wegqftnd34xr7as808udkxyltcl9zw6jrqqajwdy6 Oh man, sorry parrots 
 @3fe52772 , don't feel sorry for them. They are evil. They deserve everything that is coming to them. 

:) 
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there is a meme I used to... 
 @c6bb9771 I desire we become better strangers. You are incapable of understanding the point I was making. Also:

"Objective reality is in the eyes of the beholder."

Rarely is anything more insane ever posted. 
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OHHhhhh I see.  You THINK... 
 @c6bb9771 

"You THINK that consumerism is what makes the world twirl."

I am astonished that you can be so incredibly wrong. 

Conservation of angular momentum is what keeps the world spinning. This is not debatable. It is simply fact. 
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EHHHHHHH
I can live quite... 
 @c6bb9771 Teslas are the best consumer cars in the world, currently, and possibly what will push for changes in the energy industry that will prevent catastrophic climate change. SpazeX is currently the only way for Americans to get to space. Paypal is how much of the consumer market pays for transactions. 

Like it or not, you benefit from those companies. This is objective reality. 
 There are many facts that coexist side by side, inconveniently for people who want to see the world as black and white. Here are a few:

Tesla would not exist were it not for Elon Musk. He dumped his money into the car company, and created the company. Yes, there were guys before him that 'founded' the company, but they literally bought out another company to form Tesla, and bought the car they were trying to make, the Tzero. The Tzero wan't actually all that innovative either, as they were using car bodies from ANOTHER company. Space X wouldn't exist without Musk either. Paypal wouldn't exist without Musk. 

Now, all that being said, the guy is still a monster, and blaming the Jews for the failure he created at twitter?? That's all on him. And now, if the stories are true about Ukraine, he needs to be arrested and tried for treason. 
 If your pet pees on something of yours, you have to pee on something of theirs to assert dominance! 
 @3fe52772 My parrots are in for a treat, since they poop on me regularly... 
 @cc1ae366 , man, I'm a big fat guy, and old, so my bones won't get in the way as I roll down that hill... I think I have an edge. 
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 @3daeee8a , one of my favorite memories is while I was camping, and managed to walk back to my car to make lunch... While I was enjoying lunch and a book, a hummingbird decided to join me in the back of my van, and stayed with me for about 15 mins. I had all the windows and doors open, and he kept flying in and out, sitting on the headrests. 
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 @b05df304 @3fade11a @7e48f089 @98042630

100 would be Genghis Khan. 0 would be government at all. Number lines are just a range. I just don’t see the need for anything other than whole numbers here. If you want to toss in authoritarians… then refer to the Nolan charts. 
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 @8e8162cb , we need to bring back that industry to trailer parks throughout the states that think Kid Rock is a great musician. 
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 @a29fcdfe ya, don't worry, there is no chance Hillary... I mean BIDEN, can lose. No matter what the polls say... 
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 @62a04c04 , man, I wish he hadn't had that stroke, or we could have him running for office this cycle.