My friends: “what’s your price to sell some of your #bitcoin?”
Me: “idk maybe I’ll SPEND some sats when 30% of the world’s central banks hold #bitcoin as a treasury asset…or you know, whenever I get around to visiting El Salvador. Whichever comes first” 🤷♂️
@nico and @opti took my
lightninginity this weekend. It was a special moment ☺️
I made my first every #bitcoin lightning transaction from my personal lightning node to buy some @Simply Bitcoin merch. Gotta support our content creators.
Keep spreading that orange signal guys! I’ll see you later today on YouTube.
P.S. @opti when are you finally gonna Chrissy about us?! I’m sick of just being a side piece.
Glad I spend 3 weeks collecting drips of testnet3 from a faucet so I could orange pill some people by letting them send some practice transaction on the testnet for it to all be made pointless.
Just did my first #bitcoin coinjoin using Jam. Shout out to @BTCsessions who be out here doing satoshi’s good work by teaching people how to use these tool.
*hands five dollars to cashier*
Cashier *speaking into hidden microphone up sleeve* “we gottem”
*feds swarm in*
Fed: “sir you’re under arrest for being an illegal money transmitter, you’ve moved money from one person to another without going through us”
Dinner with the gov’t
Me: “dang, that was delicious.”
Gov’t: *Buurrp* right?!
Me: *pulls out wallet*
Gov’t : “yo fam, I forgot mine. Could you get me this time?”
Me: “ idk, are you actually gonna pay me back? Or are you just gonna print a whole bunch more in your mom’s basement once you get home?”
Gov’t *glances around evasively, sweat begins to bead on their forehead* “you can have full faith and confidence that I’ll pay you back. Promise”
Me: “excuse me waiter, we’ll be splitting the check.” *points across table* “Btw don’t let them leave til they work off the meal. Dude is broke.”
Gov’t: “WHAT?! you’d just abandon me?! So much for being a patriot!”
Me: “Dude stfu, you just got paid on the 15th. How are you already broke? This is on you. GL.”
#bitcoin #useconomy
But of course no action for the billions laundered through J.P. Morgan and other major Trad-Fi institutions.
🙄 I’d be willing to bet Epstein alone did 100 million through J.P. Where is the warrant for Jamie?!
So let me get this straight. The founding fathers started a fucking war over a 3% tea tax, but now we’re just cool paying the 2% cash holding tax known as inflation? #bitcoin
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