Dinner with the gov’t

Me: “dang, that was delicious.”

Gov’t: *Buurrp* right?!

Me: *pulls out wallet*

Gov’t : “yo fam, I forgot mine. Could you get me this time?”

Me: “ idk, are you actually gonna pay me back? Or are you just gonna print a whole bunch more in your mom’s basement once you get home?”

Gov’t *glances around evasively, sweat begins to bead on their forehead* “you can have full faith and confidence that I’ll pay you back. Promise”

Me: “excuse me waiter, we’ll be splitting the check.” *points across table* “Btw don’t let them leave til they work off the meal. Dude is broke.”

Gov’t: “WHAT?! you’d just abandon me?! So much for being a patriot!”

Me: “Dude stfu, you just got paid on the 15th. How are you already broke? This is on you. GL.”

#bitcoin #useconomy