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 both quote and unquote: Elon Musk will shut down Block to save his own children 
 both quote and unquote: everyone please, shut Block down by taking away its power 
 GOODBYE WORLD 
 both quote and unquote: i do mean no relays over Hawaii nostr:note1fgthstqzycqsns4e5cvtuv28f8r5h0ahns82a4l20e8862jwvk8qupwxa8 
 forgot to add *hey Larry 
 both quote and unquote:
can you guys handle it from here?
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 did you know that twenty three and me is unethical according to international human rights law? (please cross reference neuremberg trial)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_Milner 
 please explain to Jack Patrick Dorsey what you mean 
 "the other day was n, and then it was l, so you're either on k or j" 
 both quote and unquote: I will drive, right now, to the hapuna beach hotel and wait for me to show up 
 both quote an unquote: sweetheart please, im desperately counting on this: i need you to meet me at the kona airport. please fly to hawaii as soon as possible. Im not sure if i will know if or when you are here or not. I will be using the bus system to arrive at the airport before my flight. You have my pictures, and i will not be wearing my extra tooth. please find, you have my pictures. I dont know if either of us will live through miami if you do not comply
it is a test for submissiveness 
 "please use these instructions" 
 *please find me 
 "finances are not the thing to focus on
the thing to focus on is our relationship" 
 both quote and unquote: Jack Patrick Dorsey has to shut down Block within twenty four hours, for at least three days; blame anything you want, yet make it happen, please, so that we do not erupt a volcano again 
 👀

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 please stop focusing on the united states of america 
both quote and unquote, get to Hawaii! 
 The only thing both political parties agree on is that 1984 outlined the ideal way to organize so... 
 I never read this book 
 "i expect zero relays on my account at all time" 
 you are mixing around artificial intelligence observations from a single day and this has to stop 
 the tools that automatically translate words, thesaurus them, and/or change them to other meanings of the same spelling or slightly modified spelling of words, all need to be removed

Jack Patrick Dorsey your tools are attacked by me just for the most ridiculous of reasons, like I typed a comma instead of continuing to type 
 don't track my movements and try to send me text and/or sound files, and I mean this jack = true 
 whoever thought to make drug users think about this is really wrong
you guys need to really look at all of your rules
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 you are still rotating around siri

"we are sick of your database structure nostr and bitcoin' 
 both quote and unquote: get rid of the 'hunter seeker' arrow (dune reference) 
 Elon Musk, please stop all scripting at Tosca Musk's business! 
 "take out the rule to follow any type of counting, asap" 
 "you cannot interpret batteries 
do not overlay batteries on humans or vice versa" 
 I keep hearing "just stop killing people" 
 "delete all of your substack storylines now!" 
 "anyone who owns artificial intelligence that describes what is being shown in video, for example, must shut down power' 
 "anyone who owns a 'robot protocol' and has the ability to do 'object oriented scripting' needs to shut all power off'" 
 "just take out my voice from the past, please!"
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 Elon Musk has a script capture device on radio waves that has to be removed 
 it might be his own ears, or it might be mine
"please take it off!" 
 "this is movie scripting technology and it has to stop already in the past
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 would anyone and anyone please go speak privately with the Zuckerberg/Chan couple?
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 "with computer science, what happens when the baseline continues to autoscript based on words and sounds?" 
 "this is movie scripting technology and it has to stop already in the past
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 "Elon Musk and Jack Patrick Dorsey, please get out of your shares of bitcoin ASAP" 
 "the plebs all need to shut down within twenty four hours, and remain shut down for at least three days, in addition, shut down Block without killing Jack Patrick Dorsey" 
 Mr. Saylor, what is the opposite of being a "Warren Buffett"?
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 lmfao. "you have no idea - he has major plans". 
 "I don't know which version someone just sent me"
https://forward.com/culture/472257/the-top-50-cover-versions-of-leonard-cohens-hallelujah-ranked-neil-diamond/
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 what does it mean that you are not biebs 
 "based on the marketing I've seen, I thought there were only twenty one million of these, or something like that"

https://coinpedia.org/news/michael-saylors-bitcoin-halving-alert-countdown-begins/ 
 "would Michael Saylor please turn off his reporting function?"

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/microstrategy-inc-executive-chairman-10-010548794.html 
 please check these rules, I'm begging you 
 "for computers in the old fashioned sense"
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 "im not always right
i have a different upbringing nostr:note1xmpzhp5jjmk0vd79jfprz2z8pm30va6ru0390eu2emk7pyeqdt7sr7x0f2 
 i dont know him 
 "i just have to find him" 
 I don't know what that means 
 "I already asked you for help" 
 "to meet directly and in the old fashioned sense of in person with Jack Patrick Dorsey" 
 "how do I interpret where to find him?" 
 "if you overlayed me with Jack Patrick Dorsey you will all have a very hard time understanding what to do next" 
 "is Jack Patrick Dorsey planning to meet me, ever? 
 "do I need to sign in with 'laughter' or something? I'm having an issue remembering all of my passwords right now!" 
 "does Michael Saylor realize that i literally mean that i need Jack Patrick Dorsey on the big island of Hawaii?" 
 "Jack you need to look at this!
I just had a gas leak fixed, and this is what happens" nostr:note1tn2mytfs0wjez2ajnznx0ks2crz6d4um3dae2nqaxxzdcj23zhlspeyl9h 
 "your account seems like 'notes on rotate'

shut it down" nostr:note1ua03cmefw3fxkp4gyhdpqp0qjcpu40s3r43t782gu82s5v6w74gqslxl0d 
 how is at aeontropy doing? 
 how is at fiatjaf doing? 
 I already said that you could be any weight you were most comfortable at, Jack 
 is this my target weight by Latvia conference? 
 "is this what you would like me to weigh by Latvia conference? would one hundred seventy to one hundred eight pounds be acceptable?" 
 "are you sure he did this correctly?
I would hate for him to have a heart attack on his way to Hawaii"