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 lemme know if you need help: i have his keys. 
 I don't know what that means 
 "I already asked you for help" 
 "what do you need?" 
 "to meet directly and in the old fashioned sense of in person with Jack Patrick Dorsey" 
 "would be a grand time". 
 "how do I interpret where to find him?" 
 @jack - they want to find you and are asking me if i know you and i told them to ask you if i know you but they don't know where you are and so here you are and we all apparently need to get together sometime or something - i don't know. 
 "if you overlayed me with Jack Patrick Dorsey you will all have a very hard time understanding what to do next" 
 i always know what to do next. 
 "is Jack Patrick Dorsey planning to meet me, ever? 
 lmfao. "you have no idea - he has major plans". 
 "I don't know which version someone just sent me"
https://forward.com/culture/472257/the-top-50-cover-versions-of-leonard-cohens-hallelujah-ranked-neil-diamond/
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 "dubiously stake-esque if it is not directly from me". 
 what does it mean that you are not biebs 
 not justin bieber? 
 "do I need to sign in with 'laughter' or something? I'm having an issue remembering all of my passwords right now!" 
 "well i don't know who you are so how am i supposed to help you remember your passwords". 
<insert laughter sign here>.