@jack - they want to find you and are asking me if i know you and i told them to ask you if i know you but they don't know where you are and so here you are and we all apparently need to get together sometime or something - i don't know.
"if you overlayed me with Jack Patrick Dorsey you will all have a very hard time understanding what to do next"
i always know what to do next.
"is Jack Patrick Dorsey planning to meet me, ever?
lmfao. "you have no idea - he has major plans".
"do I need to sign in with 'laughter' or something? I'm having an issue remembering all of my passwords right now!"
"well i don't know who you are so how am i supposed to help you remember your passwords".
<insert laughter sign here>.
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