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 At 1m it joins the pink sheets at Stratton Oakmont 🤣🤣 nostr:nprofile1qqsxzsz83jdwztcapd2qulzhspnyjvn6jxcypvrl0w3aahp40j4smfgpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqzyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9emkjmn976av6t
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 That’s what we call…

S U P E R C Y C L E nostr:note1wyfdtywztq0qu5mldfcya9w6agn9wldmzhykmrj9... 
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 Zapt u 21 but for some reason the network congested, cant think why 😋🤣 
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 At $1M per whole #Bitcoin, a sat costs $0.01. We’ll do a one time 1:100,000,000 split, keeping ... 
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 Love this 🫂 goes from 1m to a penny stock. 
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 < 1000 
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 < 100,000 
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 Is nostr:nprofile1qqstxwlea9ah3u6kjjszu6a7lrnhqkfh8eptp2z6v0e9558tlkkl2rgpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7l2r9yx a federation or like cashu?

Was watching Justin's YouTube podcast 
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 Thanks 💪 
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 Things that have been falsely demonized: 

• Bitcoin
• Red meat
• The sun 


What else? 
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 Is Maga about to start buying electric cars?

so, Musk could have massively increased his entire customer base?

Time to buy TSLA? 
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 Excellent answer 👠21 sats and a follow ser 
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 Is BlackRock trying to become the 1st Bitcoin backed bank?

Remember when the villagers were storing their gold in the safe of the local aristocratic?

They were issued a paper iou

Remember the villagers started trading the iou's in the market square 
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 🤣🤣  
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 #nomore
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 Not bad for 7 hours!

My first attempt at trading 

Using etoro 'virtual' account 

Not real 

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 I know 🤣🤣 
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 🧡THE🧡
🧡 #BoomZapKalaka 🧡
💜     Value-for-Value   💜
🧡   Challenge is on!   ðŸ... 
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 If you missed out on $1 bitcoin or $10 or $100 or $1000 or $10,000 or $100,000

You can still get involved in the infrastructure, if you can code, you can contribute. 
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 I'll be OK then 🤣🤣 
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 Dog's dinner 🤣 
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 Those who trade #BTC attempting to time the market and get more BTC will eventually get burnt.

I... 
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 But the beauty of Bitcoin is, even if you time it wrong, just hold and it will recover 

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 Story time:

Was in the sauna tonight and topic of Bitcoin arises, unsurprisingly. 

Guy says his wife got a $250 bonus from work and decided, as she didn't need it, she'd invest it in Bitcoin. 

They did their research and invested her $250, and he added that the investor, called them to reassure them all was good.

It was at this moment, I knew they'd been scammed.

They duly 'checked' their account to realise it was empty. 
 gave my niece 1M sats for her 15 bday

told her not to look at it til she turns 25 

(im holding ... 
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 Sexchange Sleepy 🤣 
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 Loved it, Bitcoin is expensive, sats are cheap! Crazy how even at time of âœï¸ writing, sats are becoming not cheap 😳 
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 A society grows great when old men stack sats in whose price they shall never see

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 Help: what's the name of that film where Robin Williams play a DJ who shouts "Good morning, Bitcoin!"? 
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 When bitcoin hits $88,000 I will zap a few people who leave a comment under this post

(Only a fe... 
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 If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88, you're gonna see some serious sheeeee... 
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 I missed odells citadel despatch  
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 I feel like zapping!!! 
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 👀 
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 So is Saylor finally in profit now? 
 Nobody has time to celebrate 81k, 82k, 83k, 84k, 85k, 86k, 
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 It's too slow 
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 Remember to edit out the corndalorian watermark first 🤣🤣 
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 In years to come, they'll ask you how many sats they should get started with 
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 58K gang was a typo. they meant $580K gang  
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 85k?
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 Two weeks ago I downloaded etoro demo account 'pretend 100k' 

To try and trade Bitcoin 

My strategy was to wait for a dip and buy in

But it hasn't stopped ripping 🤦

Buffet was right, you can't time the market 

*not the rat poison bit 
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 Ever gone into a nostr wormhole and found new npubs follow 
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 What's the difference between cashu and minibits?

#ecash 
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 I will zap 1000 sats to the first person this morning who can tell me the significance of a fiat ... 
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 It's the amount of chops it takes to chop 10,000 chopsticks  
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 Just sent Ln sats to minibits ecash mint

Then sent ecash back to Ln sats

Totally seamless  
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 Hey who wants 10k Sats?

First reply gets it 
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 Yo 
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 Do you think the Tyson v Paul is a serious fight, or is it all a marketing stunt? 
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 Why do Americans say gas when it’s a liquid? 
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 This is why America is a more dangerous place now

Sometimes you need a ruthless narcissistic thug in control, so NOBODY FUCKS WITH YOU

This is why America will be a safer place now

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 Imagine being every world leader now, reading the words “strategic bitcoin reserve†and “un... 
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 And the billionaires, remember their ego is so strong they WILL announce their intentions to stack 
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 Probably a stupid question, but does Ross have a Ln address?

Could y'all have a zapathon that sends to his way? 
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 #zap 4100 
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 Getting ballsy ðŸ‘
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 The famous actor Jon Voight posted a commendation and supportive message for Donald Trump 

At least there are some old school in Hollywood  
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 Can you prove in one sentence that you have watched The Sopranos? 
 It's a cult
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 When they act out the fake alien invasion, we can talk about that
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 Get this man on nostr 
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 We can help him find his feet 
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 Question Time just started 

Get ready for libageddon 
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 Haven't seen a zbd address on an npub for ages


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 I hate to say it but everything I predicted has happened so far. They're now at exploring ecash-p... 
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 Calle, sounds like it could go exponential with possibilities 👌
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 Mood last 48hrs
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