I dusted off my Nokia 3310 and plugged it into my 1995 Peugeot 205 car battery and zapped my best mate back in 2004, told him to buy Bitcoin anon
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I just showed a nocoiner who has never heard of Nostr before how I zap someone from my Cashu wallet running on my Laptop browser with my Nostr phone client and I could literally watch their brain melt.


Also this was noted....


You at nostr customer services too 🤦


Can Calle attempt to zap me tia


Or u just use the qr code correct?


Where's the mutiny option Tony. I only have the alby 🐝 icon


Might be of some use to the more privacy focused plebs...

startpage.com

Startpage uses privatized Google search results.

The company makes a bold claim, saying it's the world’s most private search engine.

You get choices of Web, Images, Videos, and News when searching.

Its Anonymous View option lets you click on a mask icon next to a result to view the found web page via a proxy server, without providing any data about yourself to the site you’re visiting—except to Startpage itself.

Before sending the query, Startpage removes your IP address and any other info and only then submits the query. The uBlock ad- and tracker blocker only blocks Startpage's own ads and finds no third-party trackers.


Yall should check out Jor's show, he puts out some great info that is useful and entertaining. I have stepped up my btc setup using some of his ideas.  Check it out!
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Brexit happened but the powers that be looking at allowing young uk professionals free movement in eu

Bitcoin happened but the powers that be could look at allowing it's use providing a certain amount of centralisation


GM

SHSS


Satoshi knew this


GM

SHSS 🫂


Waiting for 2040 when the judge sentences you to one week liminal space jail via neuralink that'll feel like 10k years bc you own #Bitcoin


Well they arrested the samurai guys, looking at Jack's affairs, Roger ver getting heat, what is private in this digital age 😳


Calle put a warning out few days back. Was too costly too keep running. Was the telegram native Ln


Also linked lntips before it was shutdown


Yes


I use zeus for the stack, get alby/zeus for the day to day and wos for nostalgia


I moved from phoenix to zeus. Used their in app non custodial node


If Satoshi had gone public he'd have gone full Bobby Fischer

Chess bros know 🫂


Careful Will. Learn from Galileo & Copernicus


On privacy

The day of the jackal

iykyk


99.9% of the planet doesn't know how web design works

We are too early 😭

Stay humble 😌


Privacy my man privacy 🫂


Maldives 🇲🇻


BROTHERS IN ARMS


Its painfull 😭😭 https://video.nostr.build/a5f9f6661959c956ef454f38367b49c812e0f7f0066804b568fe580a8dbeb3f7.mp4


That's the closest he'll get to the pink


don't beg, they'll hate you more


golfundme


Hi guys I tried to create a #creatr account but it only lets me subscribe to other people. How am I able to do one so people can subscribe to me? :P thank you in advance #asknostr


My Son said tiktok is finished if it doesn't change Chinese ownership before biden's law comes into place

I said it's just business sleight of hand, a US 🇺🇸 subsidiary here, change of this or that

All a pantomime 🎬 🎞 🎥


No lol I'm letting you off 🤣


Danger 🤦


nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc uncle rockstar just zapped me for using your pic 📸

Acknowledge this note and I'll zap you

Waits in anticipation 😭


Gigi credit for pic. Correct you are correct and you speak the truth ❤


Gigi https://image.nostr.build/aa4c2ecd2a1ccfc53bb361df55ea92696463cc55d85cff2d05ace251853c3896.jpg


I wrote a quick guide for  nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 noob users that sometimes get in trouble and don't know what to do in difficult situations.
This mini guide could help you a lot. Please bookmark it.

https://stacker.news/items/528574


As gigi said the outcome is the outcome, caring too much leaves you open to manipulation


The person who cares the least holds all the power


Everyone wants to see you do well but not better than them


Perfect 👌


GM
 https://image.nostr.build/e5cfa48a615765c01bbc26fede728bbcae04508731102975a723e332c9d130eb.jpg


Deep! Love it ❤


The way is
 the way is
 THE WAY https://image.nostr.build/81e52195a7639512320ddaed2e41b38ce3ff2d10d2c5578538d1f2d4bf6683ab.jpg


They might be cooking 🍳


ETF holders liquidating on May day

https://image.nostr.build/4cafd204f7a74706d4c0587e200649ed426946901ede54819fb3baba095ffb43.jpg


Saylor wants an Orangeroom


We just launched three new Nostr relays! Here are the links:

🔗 **Relay 1:** wss://nostr1.daedaluslabs.io
🔗 **Relay 2:** wss://nostr2.daedaluslabs.io
🔗 **Relay 3:** wss://nostr3.daedaluslabs.io

**We invite the NOSTR community to use, misuse, and even spam these relays!**

We're eager to see how much traffic they can handle and how well they perform under stress.

**#DaedalusLabs #Nostr #Decentralization #TechTesting** https://video.nostr.build/0e372ff49802b6826c712b5666ae00a5b5d3e59bb6182a6353ef79b9a4dd44b0.mp4


Chatting to a mate at the sauna and he said the big platforms have banned discussing the countries engaged in conflict, specifically the university protests.

In walks #Nostr


Bitcoin's war on privacy might have an unlikely brother in arms in the trenches

Consensys is suing the SEC 👀


GM
 https://image.nostr.build/eaf848a14c51383dc175514fef141402aeb2cc2f9eaffdbf3e1e595a6be701ca.jpg


If you shout in the town square don't be surprised if they notice you.

If you're a big name and you start saying stuff they don't like, don't be surprised if they dig into your past and find stuff


Was gonna tag u guys. Wiki the author and jump in from there. Mad


Excellent work 👏 👍 👌 🙌


Watch with sound on, think this is my favorite one I've made yet. $Boost and Zap ⚡ to support 🫡
#Nostr #Plebchain
https://v.nostr.build/WGZnR.mp4


Wow, Google the author, look at his wiki page and fall into the 🐇 🕳 from there 😳

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Boost this note if you miss nostr:npub19mduaf5569jx9xz555jcx3v06mvktvtpu0zgk47n4lcpjsz43zzqhj6vzk


I've been there, lovely hotel and got upgraded free. Nice people


Jack and roya zapped the biggest ❤


I'm hearing good things about this Beeronistas

https://image.nostr.build/75aee47b9ce1ec7ed9642b2f57801c5ca8ef2789e2d06c6040a4d77b035d43ad.jpg


Shouldn't Saylor have just released a white paper explaining the dids

Why own it as MS orange? Ego much

FOSS it out there let it be free


Boosted


Anybody on here a network engineer?

#asknostr


My Son and I were having a conversation about physics

We were talking about transfer of electricity from the source to households

He said, do you know how a wire works?

I was like, well no actually I don't, he then preceeded to explain.

I don't know where his intelligence comes from but it's certainly not from me 🤦


GM

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Freezing order. Good book


Reading long way round with ewan mcgregor, they ride through outer Mongolia and they have a yut some land horses and shit. And guns they have guns.

Only centralisation is in Ulaanbaatar the city

Guys out in the country are wild as fuck


I've heard some whoppers in my time


Spin one plate


The most important challenge for humanity in the next 40yrs is how to store energy


This guy says Bitcoin and all other shitcoins absolutely will not work

Very interesting article

https://www.currentaffairs.org/2022/05/why-this-computer-scientist-says-all-cryptocurrency-should-die-in-a-fire


Soon going to launch the first multi-currency Cashu ecash wallet as a progressive web app. So stoked about this, here is an exclusive preview for you Nostr!

https://m.primal.net/IBeu.png


As the vice tightens it may bring more people to #Nostr


GM

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GN

https://image.nostr.build/d00df1be3fadd4b3568acef96f0da5e680afd378973c2852d4d9731b28283f43.jpg

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When I was a lad we were holidaying in Jersey and Oliver Reed walked in the bar

Give me a pint, half whiskey half milk

The whiskey's for my head and milk's for my ulcer


These mixers have got us into enough trouble 🤦😄


A lot of people using this 2A rhetoric are being very short-sighted

If Bitcoin gains traction in North America

South America
Britain
Europe
Africa
Asia

The world governments will join forces to try to control it

It's literally groundbreaking how Bitcoin could disrupt humanity


Women like Emily Davison a British activist who became a martyr to the cause of women’s suffrage

She entered the racetrack during the 1913 Epsom Derby

and moved in front of King George V’s horse, which struck her while galloping at full force.

She never regained consciousness and died four days later

---‐--------------------

I was thinking about how ugly the battle could get and I was thinking about the struggles others have gone through in history


If Bitcoin is at a market cap of a trillion in 2024 and could possibly gain traction

If the earth citizens start to transact with each other peer to peer, cutting out the legacy finance rails

That absolutely cannot happen


Thanks for the heads up… time to migrate to e-cash!

Thank you nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg for the endless services and contributions you provide


Withdrawn my few sats, thanks to calle, didn't realise he was behind it. Man's a legend 👏


Tbf they always made it clear in their t and c's sats were classed as a donation and not safe

Was a good bot to try as a newbie

Thanks to telegram for running it


Heads up if you use Lightning Tip Bot but aren't in telegram group

https://image.nostr.build/c5735070f245e634a4222503738973f89efd69c1fa152d0a6520083041ab85e7.jpg


This is an illegal mixing service

Anyone participating in mixing ingredients must use a registered pre mixed ingredients supplier

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Is that the same reason bitcoin isn't adopted today after 16 years


So basically what you're saying is...

If it comes to it, make sure you're fully non custodial

Delete all apps

12 words in head

Wait


The question is, if you want adoption, maximilism doesn't help


I have opened a channel with nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5


So step by step is what you need?


I've literally just done that


I know politics is very devisive but take a look at Trump, the authorities are absolutely petrified of him winning and getting back into power

They are throwing everything at him to keep him down

Don't you see the similarities with Bitcoin


If devs sacrifice their ego and release software anon, the users will get hit

Ultimately this is a paradox where information can be shared globally in seconds

But the authorities are trying to control it


Gradually then suddenly everyone quotes might not be price discovery and adoption

but may be authoritive and state clampdown


When there are no challenges everyone is a leader

When there are difficulties only some come through


I mean Satoshi basically poked the biggest hornet's nest known to humanity

What'd he expect 🤦


Once they shut down the ramps, they'll shut down the wallets 😭😭


Migrated everything from Phoenix over to Zeus

Cost me 50k sats in channel fees 😢 😭

cleaningup12@zeuspay.com

 https://image.nostr.build/853b2088ba3b702a8793dbc5b85c9688cbe9ffc91c6523e4888625f42e657377.jpg


True, just spun up there in-app option


Guess I'll have to suck up the channel opening fee 🙄


OK to keep phoenix wallet in UK 🇬🇧??

#asknostr


GM

https://image.nostr.build/eb55ca5a74b65a971691120f16ab0cc8572f8d1a8e65d969d9958f46f709a6d6.jpg


What abv


Now you know why Satoshi had to be anon


GM
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I'm not sure why but the Samourai news is the final push I needed to disapear BitcoinLizard from Twitter.

I want to delete everything before I shutter the account. I'm willing to use a paid service to remove everything (tweets and likes). Does anyone have any services that they have used personally that you would recommend?


Batshit crazy 🤪


Basically it doesn't matter if you wear a face mask, use a vpn, use coinjoin, run your own node, live in the forest

They will come for you


Getting Mr and Mrs Jones at N⁰56 to buy #Bitcoin just took a step back 🤦


In the 1950s the goal was to build your own house

In the 2050s the goal will be to build your own #bitcoin wallet


TLDR: read it do the work!


I can see why calle gigi and rockstar wear face coverings now


Is it a coincidence that since miners have literally had their income sliced in half, this chart surfaces


What's darin feinstein's firm called? He's a big miner


Watching Prime Minister's questions and they're all on their phones 🤣🤣🤣


I like his style, he may not be a fan but he's definitely entertaining 😄


Me last night: I think I'll go to bed early

Me at midnight: googles every member of the crew from the movie

GM


If you go to BIS website, it literally has a roadmap for tokenising assets

Go check it

Verify ✔


2019, I remember building out Zeus in my apartment in NY. I had purchased a lot of hardware wallets that year. Ledger, Trezor Model T, Coldcard mk 2/3. Always had the thought of how cool it would be to fund lightning channels in Zeus using funds from cold storage. Security and fee advantages were a no brainer. But it wasn’t quite in reach.

Fast forward to today and it’s here. We’ve busted our hump to get here, but not without the help of countless others from those who produce software in stack, to the hardware manufacturers. It’s been incredible to see the growth in the industry over this relatively short period of time.

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Sure feels like it right now.


Cool 😎 love the full length content, and not a link in sight


When the journalists see their content being controlled

When the bankers see their currency being controlled

When the scientists see their evidence being controlled

When the people see their lives being controlled

They will #Nostr

They can't see it until it's too late


The cloud under the sea

https://www.theverge.com/c/24070570/internet-cables-undersea-deep-repair-ships


Stop saying bodl. It's bottle


Cut to perfection 🤙


I own 10k btc


The people won't actually flock to #Nostr or #Bitcoin until the mainstream media tell them to


The best thing you can do for your grandkids

#12words

https://image.nostr.build/cbe74b6e431307d422acdd98de37b47d647dba5ee5e1c55caef8a1a982807fb1.jpg


The person who cares the least holds all the power. DO NOT CONTACT


$prism is MIA so here's how we start. Every memer that submitted just got 2100 sats. 🏴☠🦜

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👀 👌 send via wos incoming


Remember that Copernicus knew but kept silent, Galileo went public and was kept under house arrest until he died


So you need 250052 likes correct?


Remember the end Truman Show, security guys look at each other and change the channel

That's the real lesson


Completed ✔
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Ngl this is more exciting than the halving

Please boost cinemuck note ⬇⬇⬇
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206 come on nostrites
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Think I've downloaded Damethyst by accident 🤣🤣🤦🤦🤦


Change your name to Dan boost 🤣🤣


Pov: deleting your twitter account

Once you #Nostr you won't have to


nostr:npub1nqx3lfjxpkqhck3kgrdtkhncvffe94l7qrep6ftw49nphnmw9szqvh3quf you shared this?


The pleb of pleb street


Jamie Oliver is doing Air fryer cooking shows now 🤣🤣

Bullish


There'll be a mutiny 🤣


GMGigi 🤙


One shitpost is too many and a thousand is not enough #Nostr


What is it with these central European Bitcoiners that are so easy to listen to

Shout out to nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg on the wbd panel

And nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc on jbp podcast


Chopped cheese the ocky way


So, as a non expert in Ln

Is there less chance of channel closures on Phoenix?

Reading between the lines, they use a splicing technique I hear

Meaning the risk is spread across a wider network of users


The ninja sharpens its claws for the next victim


Let's start a game

My best zaps were from

@roya & nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m


Divide and wonka

As old as the universe is


Can u allude to what u do with doxxing yrself


Breez on toast?


Agreed totally

Also taking their legacy system from under their feet

Expect them to throw their toys from here to eternity and then some

Satoshi didn't pick any fight she/he picked the fight of all fights
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That's because we left xitter remember darrrr 🤣🤣


The more you know the more you don't know

Your friends want to see you do well, just not better than them

Don't take advice from your parents, they want you wrapped in cottonwool

You'll never be criticised by someone working harder than you


Mike, have you ever dipped your toe into stacker.news they love this type of debate and as a bonus you'd earn a few sats too


I believe in cycles, look at ancient Egypt, the Roman empire, the Aztecs

Maybe it's time for the east 🤔


Up until yesterday the issuance was 900btc per day

When my son receives his pension it will be 0.04btc per day

In 2076 it will take over 50 years to issue 900btc

#Bitcoin


i exit
https://m.primal.net/HyNS.mp4


Try Again
       again
       ªgain
         gain


Sounds interesting how many sats would you need to 'risk' offer up if you will


You're gonna say I sound like a crazy person but your non-custodial Lightning wallet on your phone could be a Cashu gateway that announces itself on nostr and pockets a fee for the service.

If you're willing to hold a custodial balance from an ecash mint.


#Motivate #dothosedishes 💦💦💦
 https://video.nostr.build/fd866fab46edcea2f952fc67d5ff4202fc1902c543d9a4be006538f28485d553.mp4


The only person you need to be better than today is the person you were yesterday.

There is no superiority in being superior to your fellow human,  nobility is being superior to your former self.

Thus, competing with others makes you bitter, competing with yourself makes you better.


Do payments to opensats@vlt.ge go directly into the General Fund?

nostr:npub10pensatlcfwktnvjjw2dtem38n6rvw8g6fv73h84cuacxn4c28eqyfn34f nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc


Conspiracy nuts piggyback the matrix theory

Dude conceptualise your own alternative reality

Don't steal the Coen Bros

GM


Soon, all Bitcoiners are going to get really good at doing...

1.5625 ÷ 2 = 0.78125

It's just math.

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#galaxy13 is sitting at 31 super cool awesome peeps.

C’mon join up it only costs 13 sats.

https://galaxy13.nostr1.com

Repost this for 69 zaps!


it took exactly 48 seconds for Tik Tok to ban this video and give my account a stroke

https://v.nostr.build/RmQq0.mp4


Well put together video 📹 👏 enjoyed it, the time it takes to produce edit and upload is extensive!!


Jordan Peterson says be honest with your wife immediately small fire, bottle it up and tell her later inferno


My Son is recommending I read Don Quixote


March 19


For the network to work, normies will want their custodians to do it for them

I know it's counter intuitive but soon JPM BOA WF will offer tx's


No I'm buying at 25 😇


Taco T̶u̶e̶s̶d̶a̶y̶ 🌮 Saturday


Don't I need to buy one of those umbrella things for that


When did it go to 3k when no-one expected it 🤔


🎤 drop
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This hits different ❤


Top 75
Bottom 25


I feel you 😪 a thumbs up means I'm fuckin angry rn apparently 🤣🤣🤣


My mate just started seeing this bird, an he says to her. What do you want to eat? I said mate you fucked it, everything you suggest she'll say no and she won't decide


Santé 🍺


GenZ are not buying what the Government are selling

Read that again


If government gives you advice do the opposite

Eggs ✔
Red meat ✔
Salt ✔
Dairy ✔
Protein ✔
Fat ✔
Sunshine ✔
Go outside ✔


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#nostrmemes

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Noice 🤣🤣


Is that Yr ordinals collection 🤦🤣


Actually even longer because I didn't account the halvings that will keep occurring 🤣🤣🤦🤦🤦


Up until yesterday the issuance was 900btc per day

When my son receives his pension it will be 0.04btc per day

In 2076 it will take over 50 years to issue 900btc

#Bitcoin


You're watching the new roadhouse movie 🤣🤣🤣


Ok I've built this for fun and it's incredible.

A Cashu gateway: it's a normal Cashu user who has a Lightning node (or another Lightning payment backend). Everyone can act like a gateway as long as the mint supports ecash HTLCs (NUT-15).

If you as a Cashu user know of such a gateway, your wallet can send your Lightning payment request to it instead of to the mint.

The gateway responds with an amount (it can take a fee). If you agree, you send it ecash, and it pays your Lightning invoice. The process is atomic.

What does that mean? Let's think a little ahead and imagine this was deployed on a significant scale.

Even if the mint is full KYC for peg-in and peg-outs, a user could still make Lightning payments anonymously with the help of other users.

(!!! this alone would be huge !!!)

This would also enable us to make on-chain-only mints which opens up a whole new way of building mints (reserves could be in a multisig for example).

Crazy part: Gateways can be lazy and use custodial Lightning backends. The user doesn't care as long as the invoice gets paid.

Yes. That means you could use your Strike or Blink or LNbits account to act as a Gateway for a Cashu mint you like.

There could be many of crazy people like you. Nobody would ever know. Neither the mint. nor your LN service provider would notice. They all just see invoices.

It gets weirder. Gateways could use *another Cashu mint* as an LN backend. I know sounds like an inception nut but bare with me.

A user of mint M1 can ask a gateway of mint M1 to pay an invoice. The gateway could pay the invoice via mint M2 and receive ecash from M1 in return.

I always thought "you could run a mint for a thousand users on a Strike or a Blink backend without them even noticing the smallest thing".

Now I think you could probably run a mint for 100k users without them noticing, if there are other gateways handling payments for everyone.

Note: this is still experimental. Only paying works right now over the gateway, not receiving (more complicated).

The bast part though is that it doesn't require any Cashu protocol changes and the mints don't have to give you permission to do this.

It's all pretty nuts.

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GM
 https://image.nostr.build/7b84ad9f73591e71d21792c414d0eb3871272e0ec3349cc4fe7bb4a82e92a7f1.jpg


THIS CAN NOT BE OVER LOOKED

 NOBODY IS YOUR ENEMY

*ANYONE THAT ANNOYS YOU* --is teaching you patience and calmness.

*ANYONE THAT ABANDONS YOU* --is teaching you how to stand up on your own feet.

*ANYBODY THAT OFFENDS YOU* --is teaching you forgiveness and compassion.

*ANYTHING THAT YOU HATE* --is teaching you, unconditional love.

*ANYTHING THAT YOU FEAR* --is teaching you the courage to overcome your fears.

*ANYTHING YOU CAN'T CONTROL* --is teaching you to let go.

*ANY "NO" YOU GET FROM HUMAN* --is teaching you to be independent.

*ANY PROBLEM YOU'RE FACING* --is teaching you how to get a solution to problems.

*ANY ATTACK YOU GET FROM PEOPLE* --is teaching you the best form of defence.

*ANYONE WHO LOOKS DOWN ON YOU* --is teaching you to look up to CREATOR ( *GOD* ).

Always look out for the lesson in every situation you face in every phase of life.
Be polite, calm, gentle and thankful to God because He will be with you to the end.
Life had taught me lessons. I do not see people at my cross road, because humans are not reliable.  I only see God as the author and finisher of my faith.

*R E F L E C T I O N S*
*When you live your life without anyone betraying, hurting, disappointing, disgracing or offending you, then it means you never did anything worthy.*

*The beauty of life, is that it comes with disappointments and betrayals, from people you least expect.*

*Unfortunately, some of us spend so much time crying over these betrayals and disappointments, and end up becoming victims of all circumstances.*

 *Remember One Thing:* *Holding unto anger is like knocking your head on the wall and expecting the other person to feel the pain. You are only hurting yourself.*

*The fact is that the world is full of annoying, naughty, stupid and ungrateful people, and you will always come across them at one point or another in life. But the best thing to do, is to deal with them with wisdom and maturity.*

*You can’t get everyone to love you, think like you or behave like you... never.

Patrick https://image.nostr.build/2b4d7513232700f9b1b7373df89c5502d34539fbb072c36729f9e6dfe0be7ac0.jpg


I like the way Jack mallers does an ama and answers nothing 🤣🤣🤦🤦


The ninja is preparing for his midnight feast


Ig is OnlyThongs


Well I was going to ask nostr:npub1nqx3lfjxpkqhck3kgrdtkhncvffe94l7qrep6ftw49nphnmw9szqvh3quf if he likes the whole 420 vibe fitting in nicely with the halving. We have to embrace all our bitcoin bros 🫂


How to make friends and influence people 🤣🤣🤣


Proof of Work

Happy Halving everyone!

I can't say the 21km run was fun. My right hip started hurting 5kms in. My brain kept telling me to quit multiple times after the first 10kms.

I'm happy I pushed through and got it done. I'm enjoying a nice big glass of water now, waiting for my pizza to be ready.

I love you all, have a great weekend!

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Just to be clear it wasn’t easy stacking through the immediate bear of ’18. Took some serious focus and stomach knots for first year. Now I hardly notice a 60% drop except to stack 😂


Smashed it congratulations nic.

If I'm in those situations on the rower, I envisage goggins saying to me, merry Christmas motherfucker

It's time to take some souls 🔥

Can't hurt boat crew 2


I've been at the sauna 💦 🔥 What block we on 👀


Like that guy on twitter bought at 6p and sold at 32p 🙈🤦🤦🤦


GM 🫂 Today’s the day! 😱
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Love the gmt complication


What the fucks pst


She's a 6.25


69 🥰🥰🥰


No, that means Yr an alcoholic 🤣🤣


GM 🤙


Make
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I can't tell you how many times this happened.. I tried to chang any kind of lightning address wallet, from WoS to Lntips to the Primal.. always same isseue, don't knownhiw to fix this 🥲
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If you're planning to sell the #Bitcoin 'top' in this bull market, you haven't fully understood #Bitcoin.

As long as we measure #Bitcoin in fiat currencies there is no top because government issued paper has no bottom.


Today only acceptable to drink half pints 🍺


Who wants waking up at half time

#Nostrclock
#Halvening


I wanna try ecash on ios whats the app i need


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77 blocks 👀


I'm going to try to buy drinks on mainnet with this tonight at the halving party. Wish me luck.
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11 hours to reach your goal:
0.1 #bitcoin = Set for life
0.26 = Guaranteed top 1% globally
1 = Generational wealth
3.125=10 min of mining power in 2024
6.15 = Eternal riches and big titty bitches
10 = Satoshi Billionaire


U won't accept zap godarnit

Lemme try my wos


Halvening notes are the new #zapathon

I'm feeling really positive vibes reading through these notes

Keep them coming Frens 🫂🤙


Good morning!
The halving is here, and 420 all in the same weekend!
I hope everyone enjoys and celebrates responsibly. If you're a Hampton Roads local come meet up with plebs just like you with 757BTC.org.

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#Bitcoin #halving #BTC #NOSTR https://image.nostr.build/8a4b10b82ad165006a7f629910ca02edc0bfb45d4452b3aaeb1513fdbb47a68f.jpg


#Bitcoin #halving is near  http://res.cloudinary.com/duz6er8nb/image/upload/v1711958208/m95r9t3ceq6plur0yoe2.jpg


You do know that NASA designed #Bitcoin right? Just checking before blast off 🚀

#halving


The end is nigh...ty nine blocks

#halving


#pedro
https://video.nostr.build/085d908aad2847ecee9bdc67e0057e5cdda90c2387f6fdf80842a1edf721ba94.mp4


How about WesternUnion and Strike merge

WUKE money

GM


This took me two days to complete, hope you enjoy #Plebchain https://video.nostr.build/55be6de06836c841bc056b6dfa79ad34b44e36821001dc570755fb33d2a7329f.mp4


Excellent work 👏


Me during the 10 months of terrible British weather: 😭😭😭😭

Me after 2nd day of summer: it's too hot 🥵


Quality 👍


Sorry 😞


Phew 🤣


Is it free 🙈


Is it actually humans reviewing or just some ai bot


Miners rn
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I'm sorry 😞


Found it 👍


Can anyone upload the pedro raccoon video


He is also a ninja level night-time predator


One way ticket to el Salvador 🇸🇻 😎


Bye Twitter 👋 https://image.nostr.build/401f042931e63b5477156b21770fa63bf50ff3099f430353d22a0537d1e264d1.jpg


U got a follow 👍


One word .... shredder 🤣🤣


When I recieve my state pension the block reward will be 0.04btc

My retirement gone be wild 😜


You're getting old 🤣🤣


🤣🤣🤣 watch some content for inspiration


Listened to a good podcast with Raoul Pal, I know he's not everyone's cup of tea

But he brilliantly explained the legacy financial systems

If you can't pay your debts, they will repossess your assets and leave you on the streets

If the state can't pay it's debts, it just prints money out of thin air

The system is rigged 😭


I would like to pay nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc a compliment

I've been on #Nostr for a while now, and I've never seen him post anything negative or derogatory

I've never seen him criticize another

You are an inspiration to shitposters

Thank you


#Bitcoin
https://i.redd.it/8gy7qsyiu3vc1.jpeg


Halving party ideas 💡
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GM
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Recently came across #Cashu, WOW! Incredible! Made this short vid to do my part in spreading the word. Feel free to share! Also shout-out to  nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg for contributing to it's development and putting me on to this awesome protocol!  https://m.primal.net/HsMt.mp4


Pablo would be proud of those scales ⚖


Sniffer dogs at the airport are being trained to find #Bitcoin

GN


Excellent ✍


*The Rare Sat Lie*

Let's start with some facts.

You cannot own a satoshi (sat). You can only own a utxo, who's value is measured in sats. Just like you cannot own a "kilogram" but you can own something which weights a kilogram.

The idea that a sat can be rare is a lie, since sats don't exist.

A utxo also cannot be sold, because as soon as it is spent, a completely new utxo is created, and the creation of this new utxo makes the previous utxo (which you wanted to sell) spent. To act of spending "an unspent transaction output" (UTXO) transforms it into something fundamentally different, a "spent transaction output" (STXO) and creates a new UTXO.

The idea that a utxo can be sold is a lie, since even utxos cannot be sold.

The idea that a rare sat from a "special" utxo can be bought is thus a double lie.

*Rare Sat Sophistry*

The conmen, the useful idiots and the otherwise honest but contrarian pundits will rationalize the spreading of the "Rare Sat Lie" with sophistry and appeals to libertarian morality such as "it's a free market, people can believe whatever they want and waste their money however they wish".

Of course, this line of reasoning is meant to create strawmen arguments so that every person that is righteously indignated at the spreading of these lies can be painted as being opposed to the concept of individual freedon itself, which immediately places the TruthSeeker's outrage outside of the Overton Window (and subject to ridicule).

Let us dispell the strawman argument.

The "market" (a small niche of degenerate gamblers) can want whatever it wants, yes. But it till cannot change the reality that individual satoshis (sats) do not exist as "things" or virtual objects. This reality is not subjective.

The sophists will also rationalize that "it cannot be stopped" and thus all you can do is "cry harder" (ironic eh?) and that any and all attempts to combat the lies are futile (at best) or stupid.

It may be true all the truthseeker can do is cry and shout, but it is also true that to combat the spreading of such lies is a virtuous and noble pursuit. And it is also true that the direct result of the shouting can be to save a victim from otherwise being conned. Which is, we would all agree I hope, a moral good, if not a moral imperative.

People are free to spread the lie that such things ("rare" "sats") are real, and fraudulently sell utxos of low value presented as "rare" "sats" for utxos of higher value, but to do so by exploiting the ignorance of people and confusion around the complex technology of Bitcoin is evil according to nearly almost moral code that ancient and modern civilizations have produced.

I am the last person that would deny someone the right to be evil. But I believe if you see a fraud and you don't call out the fraud then you too are a fraud.

So, the strawman is really just straw.

*The Rare Sat Con*

Beyond it being morally bad to spread lies generally, the spreading of the lie also occurs within the context of textbook confidence trick.

Confidence tricks involve :

- the mark: the victims whose money is to be acquired fraudulently
- the roper: reels in the mark via exposure and marketing, peaking the curiosity of the mark (i.e. a conference or media organization)
- the inside man: provides a venue for the con to take place, or supplies goods and services used in the context of the scam (a mining pool or a marketplace)
- the conman: gains the confidence of the mark extracts the money (the seller of a rare sat)
- the convincer: an acolyte of the conman which gives a taste of the profits to the mark either by investing in the mark, or showing off his profits to the mark (a fellow rare sat trader)

The conman and the convincer can interchange roles. For example, conmen and convincers can publicly con each other repeatedly and alternatively, with gains and losses which compensate, with the tacit understanding that the goal is really to gain the confidence of a mark from which both convincer and conman can extract money from.

Everyone except benefits in this zero sum game, except obviously the mark.

In the end, the mark was never forced to give up his money. He willingly parted ways with his funds, deceived by the confidence trick.

Selling "rare sats" for utxos of higher sat value is without doubt a confidence trick.

I will let it up to your imagination who you think plays which role in the rare sat con.


nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 nicked it 🥷


https://image.nostr.build/b44b15fdf57add96c06a1d03fb3b2e4aa55596a47bd323192c59d88a9e7a3ac4.jpg

Show me where OpenSats hurt you


You missed a massive dev meltdown yesterday


Brilliant dashboard I'll find it hang on...


Thought was dubai


Lol Yr going to nostr jail


Ye I got phoenix for main and been playin with minibits, pretty cool


U gone over to e sats fully now


Yes ser 🫡


Deep 🫂


venn Lambo 🚗


Today someone would pay 20k sats for a slice of pizza 🍕

Would become newsworthy in a few years


MOVING FORWARD WITH THIS

- bought the 2M sats (nice little dip today got us 304,000 bonus sats)
- bought the ORANGE JACKET for the winner of each season
- planned out our course schedule for the summer

Looking for 1-2 bitcoin companies to sponsor this series!

Tag your favorite bitcoin company below. PLEASE 🧡

*sponsorship includes the docuseries, promotion on 88 SATS channel, and promotion on KNG accounts!

#asknostr #golfstr nostr:note1gsdjfvrtz5x95hr0lvesw8tu3js634w2u8ayt3z70s5psskvufxqsvwtkc


Burner phone


The ninja awaits the darkness


Foundry ordinals dot com 🤣


Your watch stopped mate??


If the prime minister stood up in Parliament and said 'we're gonna need 10% of your cash in the bank' for the greater good of the country

99% would go along with it

Opt out #Bitcoin


NOBODY IS YOUR ENEMY

*ANYONE THAT ANNOYS YOU* --is teaching you patience and calmness.

*ANYONE THAT ABANDONS YOU* --is teaching you how to stand up on your own feet.

*ANYBODY THAT OFFENDS YOU* --is teaching you forgiveness and compassion.

*ANYTHING THAT YOU HATE* --is teaching you, unconditional love.

*ANYTHING THAT YOU FEAR* --is teaching you the courage to overcome your fears.

*ANYTHING YOU CAN'T CONTROL* --is teaching you to let go.

*ANY "NO" YOU GET FROM HUMAN* --is teaching you to be independent.

*ANY PROBLEM YOU'RE FACING* --is teaching you how to get a solution to problems.

*ANY ATTACK YOU GET FROM PEOPLE* --is teaching you the best form of defence.

*ANYONE WHO LOOKS DOWN ON YOU* --is teaching you to look up to CREATOR ( *GOD* ).

Always look out for the lesson in every situation you face in every phase of life.
Be polite, calm, gentle and thankful to God because He will be with you to the end.
Life had taught me lessons. I do not see people at my cross road, because humans are not reliable.  I only see God as the author and finisher of my faith.

*R E F L E C T I O N S*
*When you live your life without anyone betraying, hurting, disappointing, disgracing or offending you, then it means you never did anything worthy.*

*The beauty of life, is that it comes with disappointments and betrayals, from people you least expect.*

*Unfortunately, some of us spend so much time crying over these betrayals and disappointments, and end up becoming victims of all circumstances.*

 *Remember One Thing:* *Holding unto anger is like knocking your head on the wall and expecting the other person to feel the pain. You are only hurting yourself.*

*The fact is that the world is full of annoying, naughty, stupid and ungrateful people, and you will always come across them at one point or another in life. But the best thing to do, is to deal with them with wisdom and maturity.*

*You can’t get everyone to love you, think like you or behave like you... never.

Patrick https://image.nostr.build/2b4d7513232700f9b1b7373df89c5502d34539fbb072c36729f9e6dfe0be7ac0.jpg


Isn't that wild bill from the green Mile fame


Was going for the wings angle 😋 I'm with u serg


Bull...shit??


Don't worry I'll steal it anyways 🤣🤣🤣


Lol u beat me to it yunus


Not saying anything but kinda missed a trick with 'a boating accident' angle 👀


The great book says...It shall be stolen


Chess on nostr: https://chesstr.pages.dev/  by  nostr:npub1vt803quxxq32fuwkp42g2lyaw2t9qupvnl3z0vyc3s9kudkyhn8qt28cxv
Wasn't there another app that did this?


Anyone been sent to #nostr jail yet for breaking community standards 👀


https://i.imgur.com/BE6OBwn.mp4

!!


Everyone calmed down now

We don't want #nostr to fork off

🫂


Never criticize a man who continually makes progress, no matter how slowly 🫡


Here you can learn how to explain the Byzantine generals problem and solution easily...
Https://armantheparman.com/tpwm/


Everybody wants to see you do well, just not better than them

Remember that

Stay silent 🤫

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Not being funny but the lengths gigi goes to disguise himself

And then you hear him speak 🤣🤣

I'd recognise that voice a mile off 🤯

GM


You have doxxed Yr thumb 👍 tho, I'd recognise that thumb anywhere now 🤣🤣


What Tony said

GN
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Did you get involved in note wars earlier


We love you Will ODELL Sikto, don't go anywhere 🫂🫡


That thread looks like a shareholders agm when they cut the divi 🤣🤣


Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future

ZigZiglar


Reading Matt Corallo's notes is refreshing


Vibe


dis how I pull up to nostr every day https://i.nostr.build/eZR7x.jpg


I find it extremely difficult to #engage here on Nostr and develop some sort of versatile feed.

Any ideas on how to shape the news feed?

What are your favorite content creators?

still in #introductions phase I guess🫶


Ser sleepy utxo gigi intuitive guy lyn Alden rockstar nelly Jack odell Tony will corndalorian darthcoin tuvok bevo new1 ralf. Few there


Still higher than 2021 ath mad 🤯🤯🤯


New NIP to allow users to post into Hashtags or Topics without polluting their main feed. Feedback is welcome. https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/pull/1180


Listened to a great podcast by Jordan Peterson about Bitcoin, with Gigi and Robert Breedlove as guests

Most people only interact with Gigi by text on here with his GM/GN notes

But he's really knowledgeable and quite funny, along with speaking in another language to his own

Robert Breedlove is excellent too, details the basics of the fiat system brilliantly 👏 👌


Hey plebs unite (damus)
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How do I attach a different wallet here that isn’t Wallet of Satoshi? Sorry, been a while since I’ve been around.


Hey plebs unite
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Lol 😆 sorry


On amethyst sean?

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On amethyst sean?


You told me you were interesting!

I said, I was into resting 💤 😴

GM


Called my bank today to ask for a tax certificate

Said we are currently experiencing high volumes of calls and won't be able to answer your call for at least an hour

GN


Someone say cleaning


Boosted for you 🤣🤣


Ugh such is life, with hemorrhoids..😮💨


Bit titted babes


Choose bloomer https://v.nostr.build/VwEjA.mp4


I've got one if u want to buy it. To understand it more you know 🤣


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Err no 🤣🤣🤣


All cats are secret ninjas 🥷


De Niro?


Boom


Ben stiller 🤣🤣🤣


1st pleb to guess who this is wins 🏆 500 sats

 https://image.nostr.build/fef026c20e5a7ce619f50adc871d2e05a5c2a4ec3932b9f607738ad75e08d37d.jpg


I've gone alby with zeus and connected to amethyst so slick. V4V confirmed 👌


Ye got one IG 🫂


I couldn't see it. Crazy


Everyone moans about custodial Ln but just noticed nostr:npub1hcwcj72tlyk7thtyc8nq763vwrq5p2avnyeyrrlwxrzuvdl7j3usj4h9rq offers custom addresses for free!!

So cool thank you 😊 🙏 ☺ ❤ 🙌 💕

If you're lucky to get a few sats stacked on wos just send them to your preferred non custodial


Cool congratulations 🎊


Sent! Did it work


I've got a wos somewhere, will it zap from that I wonder


Winner can't zap u thursday


I wish


1st pleb to guess who this is wins🏆 500 sats

 https://image.nostr.build/d073ac694931e5ff65295095022ccdcf2bd343036630cc1fc1d45b728c06aa6d.jpg


What if one lsp refused zaps from other lsp's. Extreme but forces users into the dominant provider


The danger is one client dominating the rest forcing everyone into twitter 2.0

GM


Thanks zeus, I suppose this is the stumbling block of having to open a new channel with 100k+ sats 🫨


One must find a way to carry one's wealth into the future

GN


And me 🤣🤣


I've just noticed corndorlian puts a watermark on his memes

Meme criminals unite ☠ - we need to up the editing game to crop this out


So what non custodial wallets can be integrated with zeus

Alby isn't it says


Lol this has opensats/ODELL/Saylor vibes


Thank you 😊
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Will thinks that Jack gonna make primal go big


When people watch shows with complex storyline

They tend to watch episode after episode

This is why Content providers release all episodes at once in a given series

This is where binge watching originated

#funfact


https://m.primal.net/HvCt.jpg #breadandcircus #debtslavery #fallofRome #thegreatawakening #redpill


Just read the bio on Steve Bing

He inherited $600m at 18 from his grandfather

Committed suicide at 55 years old


If I offered you 10k #Bitcoin would you take it?

But the only catch is you don't get to wake up tomorrow

Would you still take it?

Waking up tomorrow is more valuable than anything

Be grateful

Stay humble 🫂


America have said for decades now they have a list of countries they want to take out. Iran is next. America via its satellite State of Israel who they fund and supply with all the new military toys is driving this forward. I suggest people wake up and change the way America is run. Bitcoin is s good start. UK is just America’s bitch. It’s all in the plan. Endless war. And funding the Taliban with millions of dollars of weaponry then handing back the country to them with even more weapons. That went well. Ukraine is  a test bed for a rebuild in the image of the NWO, believe otherwise and you’re a fool. Where have all the tax dollars gone? No audit, just gone. Hundreds of billions. Wakey wakey bombs and bakey


Another nsec compromised 🤦


GM

HOPE YOU ARE ALL SAFE

🫂


Which ETF just rugged their clients?


Drones?


It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor

Seneca

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A woman has fallen prey to a scammer catfish claiming to be Gary Barlow from Take That.

Turns out he was a 24yr old Nigerian

The woman said he finally came clean and he always said good morning and good night

I'm thinking 🤔 he's one of us


Hi everyone! This is my first post and I don’t really understand what Nostr is yet. But diving in anyway.

#introductions


Hi Susanna 👋 welcome to the #nostr


Ta Matt 👌


What is pgp. Like an encrypted email right


Today 1494 sats per $

Soon 149.4

Then 14.9

Future 1.49

Your kids 0.14

Your grandkids 0.01

#Bitcoin


#asknostr why is it that zapping some is going OK while with others it's just keeps loading and never completes the #zap? is it the wallet? or some mystical setting?


Credit to nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 for the meme template

https://image.nostr.build/4487383fe125faae3f1e281b220a365306a769610b139bcbd164afc9b05024dd.jpg


#Nostrmemes
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#NostrMemes Sponsored Contests Are Back!

This Weekend’s Contest is sponsored by our fren nostr:npub1paftqx5zvj0gjtu3whudejxdgv4vdn27paw4lzaauc43kgfxxaqs75c5a7 🫂

She has designed a sick Bitcoin shirt we’ll be raffling & giving out to 3 lucky participants of this meme contest! So even if you don’t win the sats you might walk away with a beautiful #Bitcoin Shirt! THIS IS A GLOBAL RAFFLE! ANY ONE CAN WIN! 🫡 REPOST & PARTICIPATE!

Rules are very simple frens: 1 submission per contestant, this weekends meme theme is bitcoin fashion week memes! as a reply to this note, not a quote reply or noteID reply. 🚨

Give a like 🤙 to the meme you want to vote for 🗳

🥇 Place Winner 15k sats
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CONTEST STARTS TODAY SATURDAY AT 1:40 PM EST ⏰🔓

& ENDS SUNDAY AT 1:40 PM EST ⏰🔒 https://image.nostr.build/da940ce7f96bda91227c0b2f943d4758b2b408241add07739c454e5f38c60c2e.jpg


That is one cool dashboard 😎👌

https://dashboard.clarkmoody.com/


🤣🤣 zuck treatment


ewok = frying pan on the blockchain


Since we've all been on #Nostr nobody has been banned yet

You're not trying hard enough


If bitcoiners were agreeable people, we'd just all use fiat and shut up

Respect all of you who disagree, argue and stand by your convictions 🫡

But if you disagree with me, obviously you're wrong

Stay humble


Well said 👏


WT....fff
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Finding a block with a PC running windows 95 and dial up connection 🤣🤣🤣


If Jack boosts this note I'll be grateful


Loved how Saifedean explains that in the early days plebs could move the price by trading large amounts

Now it would take all of Elon's net worth to make a noticeable movement

Pretty soon entire countries won't be able to move the price


Soy la leche 😋 I'm the milk 🤣


Change #Bitcoin into bones

Bonecoin

Skull of Satoshi was a sign 💀

#ossify

GM


Change #Bitcoin into bones

Bonecoin

#ossify

GM


Once you have federation sats received of a decent amount, can you send to one's standard Ln wallet


RUNNING nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg + FEDIMINT AND VERY IMPRESSED WITH HOW EASY IT WAS TO RECEIVE MY FIRST SATS.

OF COURSE HAD TO JOIN THE FREEDOM ONE FEDERATION AS RECOMMENDED BY nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx AND nostr:npub1t0nyg64g5vwprva52wlcmt7fkdr07v5dr7s35raq9g0xgc0k4xcsedjgqv

HERE’S A POST I MADE TO HELP ONBOARD THE NEXT WAVE. ONWARD. 🫡

https://thebullishbitcoiner.com/2024/04/12/quick-start-guide-mutiny-wallet/
https://m.primal.net/HuXh.jpg


nostr:npub1rstsx47hpm9cpty8kuvyq3a00w474d0ren0wepqp0dq2u0xlsyaq585w0e you didn't take out leverage to pay all those sats I hope 🤦🤣🤣


Lol most of these comments wouldn't help her return 🤦


Defi is inherently reckless, smart contracts are just a joke, or custodian gets hacked


100% all customers funds in one location. Run a mile 🤣


Custodial surely?


Get well soon buddy 🙏


There's loads of stuff to see, follow hashtags, follow plebs, listen to nests, corny chats, cooking and more


#zapathon LFG #Zap #bities

 https://image.nostr.build/a642417cd03c8cff93e1e4b6a961d9ad44b2dcdb5d57908c300785c527a0c68e.jpg


Welcome 🙏


The greatest returns I have received in life are a direct result of helping others


You can have everything you want so long as you give everyone what they want

ZigZiglar


Testing out nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg iOS app, and it’s real smooth. Me likey.

On the first screen, it lets you create a social profile (presumably you get a new nsec).

It asks for a Lightning address, but it’s unclear whether that should be a preexisting address, or a “desired” address that Mutiny would create for you.

I’m imagining onboarding new users - trying to get my colleagues to use Mutiny instead of Venmo, for example. I wouldn’t know how to proceed (or I might tell them to skip it so I can pay them sooner).

Cc
nostr:npub1t0nyg64g5vwprva52wlcmt7fkdr07v5dr7s35raq9g0xgc0k4xcsedjgqv nostr:npub1u8lnhlw5usp3t9vmpz60ejpyt649z33hu82wc2hpv6m5xdqmuxhs46turz @paul


Although it is a little less true on Nostr than other platforms, I've still noticed that when I post a short pithy meme, I get lots of likes, shares, and comments.  When I share a long, well researched article that I spent hours composing, I'm likely to get at most 1 or 2 likes and nothing else.  I wish people today had longer attention spans and wanted to go deeper.  We can't grow without spending the time to dig deep and analyze things more fully.

I also really appreciate a good, friendly, well-reasoned debate.  I occasionally get them here on Nostr, but not as often as I'd like

https://trustjesus.substack.com/
#grownostr  #apologetics  #bible


Try stacker.news lots of educated debate and only zaps no likes

And big zaps when you engage the folk over there

Definitely worth a try


I've said it countless time in the past and I'll continue to say it

STOP WORSHIPING THESE BIG NAME BITCOINERS! THEY WILL SCREW YOU OVER IN A SECOND!


[Insert bitcoin influencers/Devs] are temporary.

#Bitcoin is forever

So cold but true

nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat stole Yr line. Fucking good line


I'll bite


Have to say nostr:npub1gdu7w6l6w65qhrdeaf6eyywepwe7v7ezqtugsrxy7hl7ypjsvxksd76nak is doing an excellent job of promoting #Bitcoin

Loving his podcasts


Followed


I want to #zap you 2,100 Sats!

Good morning #nostr! It has been about a month since I joined and I'm loving "Self-Soverign Social".

My challenge has been connecting with like minded folks, which is surprising because if we are both here on nostr we likley share at least an interest in decentralization and #bitcoin.

So I want to try a little experiment this morning. I have just under 500,000 sats or about $350 in my  nostr:npub1flm9yc3vhc3dj036pn3ysl5xwd4f5gyhyjnn9rzehs5mqe9y9ynq6qrg9q account, I want you to help me empty it!

Please follow me (if you are not already) and share this post and I'll zap you 2,100 sats until I run out or have to leave the office. It's about 8:45AM EDT, and I'll be zappin' until at least 3PM (or until I'm broke).

In theory this should yield about 235 paid engaugements, which will hopefully amplify my presance here and help me connect with some like minded folks.

Lets see how it works out, I'll share my results!

https://m.primal.net/HuGx.png


#bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/647ffb679ea64723f65276b572f6be7fd35f1d8dddf0ad74b36612c9a9d1287d.jpg


Saifedean Ammous:
CBDCs are the best advertisement for Bitcoin.
💯🦾

nostr:npub1gdu7w6l6w65qhrdeaf6eyywepwe7v7ezqtugsrxy7hl7ypjsvxksd76nak  #Bitcoin
#CBDC ⛔ nostr:npub1tftc33ttam85wraffce62cgtvvjrmttquqlv6a0agtfm5nl4vues82xar5 https://video.nostr.build/a4eb2c97d4bf37e261298bc5729d6546a863d3ac2ab941fb35008518100d6ae0.mp4


Paying for surfboards with #Bitcoin.

📍Playa Hermosa, Costa Rica.

#RealLifeBitcoin
https://m.primal.net/HuJa.mov


Skills! Cool 😎 surfing 🏄♂


Followed frp, like the counter narrative. Refreshing to see 👀


Really? SA chatting then 🤣🤣


Diamonds 💎 are not scarce, there's a monopoly restricting supply

When that monopoly ceases the supply will increase and the price will plummit like a precious rock

Saifedean taught me that


Follow note ID like follow a hashtag??


Don't be bullied into paying devs

You do You 🫂


If you know how quickly people forget the dead, you will stop living to impress people. https://image.nostr.build/655b924c61f5e018664b3db5e56312dac434292cf7658456ff445514759d2d66.jpg


The reason we're seeing a shift is GenZ are not buying what the government are selling.

GM


GN
 https://image.nostr.build/1dfb874d4b3d004337b20707017c7b9761480e48ec30db50182231792d340b90.jpg


Just went twitter and they posting some shit

Came back and....oh they doing same here

But...... we got zaps

 https://image.nostr.build/b002178ae494b5de572723f2e47a404efe8cb7d61ff4ef3ad5f4db899fcfb190.jpg


#asknostr
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#amethyst ux is 🔥


nostr and hodlbod

Episode 884 of Bitcoin And . . . is LIVE!

 nostr:npub1jlrs53pkdfjnts29kveljul2sm0actt6n8dxrrzqcersttvcuv3qdjynqn joins me for a deep dive into nostr. What is it? How does it work, and much, much more.

#Bitcoin #BitcoinAnd

https://fountain.fm/episode/vxd7ojlUhTZTY3RG1Za4


https://image.nostr.build/ac75237b4f6632cc4a93a0c226c89bd6fd98112099c880a53bf8b48accd27efe.jpg

How devs feel when random npubs tell them how to fix the clients 🤣🤣


https://m.primal.net/HtvJ.png

#zapathon #danstr


The more you know the more you don't know


Yes ser


Brace yourselves

Shit memes incoming 🤦


I'm on the lex fridman saifedean 4hrs!!! Absolute gold!! I mean bitcoin 🤦


Mange tout 🤣


When you learn French, you learn English correctly

When you learn #Bitcoin, you learn economics correctly


This can’t be real, is it? A #bitcoin node for Android phones…?

#asknostr

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.lndroid.bitcoincore


Wow...
Save a life
 https://video.nostr.build/b203450f1f8ecac0bfc1ac1265f79f821cd59e06ffa1f1026ca66008a25d0991.mp4


I really want one

Ninja best I hear


I really want one


If you pay for it 💦💦


Could've been odell giving her reverse psychology stares across the room 👀


Forgot to simp for zaps


Phase 13: Taken to room 101 put everything back on Coinbase chanting
I LOVE BIG BROTHER
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I'd sleep on it and see how you feel in the morning 🌄


Phoenix Wallet needs more security features

2FA

a decoy app like Samurai Wallet

Need something more than a pin code


Nice work, nostr:nprofile1qy08wumn8ghj7mn0wd68yttsw43zuam9d3kx7unyv4ezumn9wshsz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjme0qythwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnkw4k8qetd9e3k7mf0qqs0w2xeumnsfq6cuuynpaw2vjcfwacdnzwvmp59flnp3mdfez3czpslef05y  . We need more Nostr signing devices!
https://blog.casa.io/hello-nostr/


Only way to stop core inflating supply in defence of long term security


I love how Saifedean is an educated conspiracy theorist

The current economists are just convincing the citizens that inflation is absolutely necessary to a functioning economy, with the full backing of government and central banks


Lex: What is Austrian economics?

Saifedean: Austrian economics is Economics 🤣🤣


First 30mins of Lex podcast and Saifedean turned me into a goldbug 🤣🤣


Yesterdan


This comment needs recognition 😭😭


When it's a hot girl and guy on phone. Only a matter of time 🤫


NAME CHANGES PLEASE 🙏


"Daň" means "Tax" in czech.

The pronounciation of [ň] is the same as spanish [ñ], as in señor.

We often don't use diacritics online. So please stop with the Dan nonsense, because all I see across my nostr feed is Theft Theft Theft Theft Theft...


That Raoul's new token?

Not financial advice 🤐


Lmk when we name change

GM
 https://image.nostr.build/e0e33f66c169e9bdd24bd83a1f84d7368e88b3f947d95056df84f2db51744689.jpg


Hey everyone my name is Chris. I’m new on this app. So I’ll be learning how to use it. #introductions


Welcome 🙏


CILLIT DANG 💥

AND THE THE SATS ARE GONE


Has 2 meanings

Alby put Dan in their name

I'll be damned colloquial saying

Comedy genius needs explaining sometimes

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Dank memes


Better get in the queue


Lol. ......alby danned


Shout out to all the 5'9 Dan's 🤣🤣


 Surely it's 'Plus' the limb lengthenthing surgery

Not minus or they'd be shorter again


Only got a couple months left. Vegas


https://image.nostr.build/9d4e9419fcc96b49cdbb75ca3b46152844a8962d098c2267eeeb82f45e267d41.jpg
#meme #memes


Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely

A single lead maintainer of Bitcoin core is decentralised


The blocksize war wasn't so much about the blocksize (or, even, scaling Bitcoin). It was really about who controls the consensus rules and how we upgrade the protocol.

For context, a bunch of startups raised tons of money between 2013 and 2016 based on ridiculous user sign-up projections and then we had a long and painful bear market and they were looking for scapegoats (the developpers that were "throttling the network") to justify the lack of growth. I am thinking here specifically of Coinbase, Bitpay and Blockchain.info.

The vibe I got is that they thought of Bitcoin itself as a corporation, that they were the equivalent of Bitcoin's board of directors because they represented the interest of VC investors, and thus they were entitled to decision making power over the network.

I don't doubt that a few people were genuine about scaling p2p e-cash (e.g. Roger Ver) but I suspect what really motivated them is that they believed control of the Bitcoin network would be an asset to their business interests, and lack of control was being used as an excuse to why their interests weren't being satisfied.

There was also a bunch of developers that I believe may have been afraid of losing their relevance (Gavin and Garzik specifically). Regardless of their intentions or psychology, it seemed clear to me that the consortium of vc-backed startups (particularly Bitpay, Coinbase, blockchain(.)info and Roger) had picked a team of developers they thought they could control and wanted to appoint them as a technical management team whicn would execute their strategy, and these guys were willing to step up for that role.

I was physically in the room when the CEO of Blockchain.info (with the very obvious support of Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong) announced that Bitcoin Core devs were being fired and would be replaced. This was after a couple days of failed discussions with other industry people. This was the moment when I realized what was really going on.

And finally, you had a Bitcoin mining giant (Bitmain) controlling both asic production and mining pools with a vested interest in promoting the idea that Bitcoin was a democracy and the way to vote was to buy hashing power. The main ideology being pushed here was that a formal governance mechanism of the protocol needed to be established and that hashrate was the only objective measure of who makes decisions.

The underlying big blocker ideology was that the chaos of spontaneous consensus of nodes is unpredictable, flimsy, bad for business. The absence of a formal governance process was seen as the root cause of the issue.

These companies really believed they could control the protocol, and controlling development of the protocol was seen as a very valuable asset to your company. I imagine they thought of themselves as the founders of a new consortium that would solidify itself into a permanent institution. The business interests would pay developers and set the goals, and the mining interests would ratify their decisions with hash power voting. That was their plan.

This became blatantly obvious when Bitmain used its refusal to activate segwit as leverage to get what it wanted (a blocksize increase and recognition of its hashpower as a vote mecanism) even though Bitmain iself acknowledged it was not really opposed segwit.

It was classic traditional politics: I'll give you segwit if you give me something in return.

This is the language the VC suits, investors and tech startup people understand and they were very happy to "negotiate" and find "consensus".

This eventually materialized into the New York Agreement, negotiated literally as a backroom deal during theConsensuss shitcoin conference. I was there and I refused to attend.

This (private) meeting consecrated the alliance of startups/investors and bitcoin mining interests in their appointment of a technical management committee. If you think this sounds like Jekyll Island, you're not alone.

They packaged segwit with a blocksize increase (Segwit2x) and decided to force a hard fork as a condition to "allow" us to have Segwit.

We know the rest of the story: we ended up activating anyway via UASF (or more precisely, the miners activated Segwit after they New York Agreement signatories became scared UASF would lead to a chain split which they were going to lose). And the blocksize increase was also abandoned shortly after when they realized their hard fork would cause a chain split and that they would not be able to claim that their new shitcoin is the real bitcoin.

All these people were subsequently were very pissed off they couldn't control the network, which they thought they were entitled to. Some ragequit, others created a bunch of shitcoins out of spite, Roger went on to spearhead BCH as the real Bitcoin, all these fools realized they might as well make some money off of it, everyone went all-in on the shitcoin casinos after that. The "small blockers" eventually went on to evolve into the Bitcoin Maximalists and cypherpunks that today tell you to run your own node and own your own keys.


nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s lives in candana

And he's calling it danus

#danstr


nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s lives in candana

Am I right tho

#danstr


Looking for a Lieutenant

 forget his first name 🤔

#danstr


I'm dan'd if I do an dan'd if I don't

#danstr


Oh yeah sorry dan


Lol even gigi is Dan 🤣🤣


Even jack is Danny 🤣🤣


We are legion. https://i.nostr.build/POGW7.jpg


Why's everyone Dan


Story time. My encounter with Bitcoin OG, privacy extremist, and defector Amir Taaki:

- "Hey Amir. I work on a Chaumian Ecash system for Bitcoin and I thought you might like it"
- "Ecash on Bitcoin? Well, good luck with THAT!"
- "Why? It's actually going pretty well."
- "Bitcoiners are all ret****d. All they know is HU HU - HODL (imitates cavemen sounds)"
- "Ok boomer. Let's talk about cryptography now."

Some of the old guard has no idea what's going on these days.


If Bitcoin would have bigger blocks we could not run our own nodes and verify transactions ourselves.
If we keep small blocks we (normal plebs) will not be able to transact on the base layer because fees will be too high, so there is no insensitive to run our own node.
Or what am I missing?
#asknostr


Or actors are stifling L1 to allow L2 to flourish


Slightly larger mb to allow nodes and will attract more tx


You're telling me I missed 1441 palindromic meme opportunity 😔

GM


💯
https://m.primal.net/HtGS.mov


Is that a spirit?


So I'm being zapped over and over ....cool ⚡


Buy Bitcoin or don't buy Bitcoin

You will regret both


Mumbled noise


I'm more concerned with that moustache


Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.


Yes looks tasty 😋


#memestr #catstr

https://i.nostr.build/KGM22.jpg


Stop simping jeez!!
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All sats forwarded to nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx


Insert [skidmarks]


FOSS WITH BENEFITS


One day they'll turn on you [influencer] shit happens


https://image.nostr.build/b356ed6a6b5ccbd552c475d70e6ae9572cfffe2483bb21aea34849ad9e60a2bd.jpg

#grownostr #bitcoin #plebchain #nostr #weedstr #foodstr


Learn about bitcoin +2


Shared - great note 📝 👏


➡ The world is becoming a dangerous environment!
Protecting your privacy and security online is your responsibility. Adopt these measures and help create a safer and more private digital environment for you.

✅ 1. Use VPN and Tor: Browse anonymously and protect your privacy online.

✅ 2. Use strong and secure passwords: Create unique passwords for each account and use password managers to keep them secure.

✅ 3. Enable two-factor authentication (2FA): Strengthen the security of your accounts with an extra layer of protection.

✅ 4. Avoid sharing personal information on social media: Limit the amount of personal information you share publicly.

✅ 5. Use #Nostr as a decentralized social network: Protect your privacy and freedom of expression on a platform that values your data and does not commercialize it.

✅ 6. Protect your family's privacy: Educate them about the risks and importance of protecting their personal information.

✅ 7. Use end-to-end encryption: Protect your online communications with encryption tools.

✅ 8. Keep your devices up to date: Regularly install security updates to protect against vulnerabilities.

✅ 9. Avoid unsecured public Wi-Fi networks: Use secure Wi-Fi networks or VPNs when connecting in public places.

✅ 10. Learn about Bitcoin on nostr:npub18kpw3akvdsyk239lx0jgwksr74sq4nlha3r8u9g2rnrhztfpfhysy469c4, the best #Bitcoin reference guide on the internet.

✅ 11. Create your lightening wallet on nostr:npub1getal6ykt05fsz5nqu4uld09nfj3y3qxmv8crys4aeut53unfvlqr80nfm.

✅ 12. Buy Bitcoin and maintain custody: Ensure your financial independence and protect your assets with Bitcoin.

✅ 13. Store your private keys securely: Store your private keys securely and offline to prevent unauthorized access.

💻🔒 #privacy #onlinesecurity #bitcoin #nostr #plebchain #asknostr


That's where cat's eyes come from ahhhhh


GRAMMAR'S OFFENDED 🤣🤣


SURELY YOU MEAN SAILOR'S YACHTS


Tbf I'd say he's an advocate for lots of you know other projects


I actually like Peter's way, even if he disagrees 🤣🤣


Watched a yt with Peter Schiff, Raoul Pal and Tom Bilyeu refereeing.

Actually thought Peter did a better job of criticising Bitcoin than Roaul did of complimenting it


Relay supports followers wars

GM


STANDARD REPLY LIKE THIS


Those who cannot control themselves inevitably seek to control others.


Nobody questions whether the US can repay it's debt, nobody even cares if they can repay because they can just print more

GN


Cool idea 💡


Food can't be digital because I'll die

Love Peter Schiff 😂😂😂


Nah eclipse innit


Nope


Go to conversations in amethyst to see latest comments in any thread


I just published a new book, this one is specifically on Lightning network. From basic use-cases to explanation of how it works, and a few things that I see coming in the future (or hope for).

The Orange Flash of Freedom: Understanding and using the Bitcoin Lightning network

Bitcoin has created digital gold - empowering many people to freely transact using a non-inflationary, non-manipulable hard form of money. The Lightning network builds upon this innovation, offering a fast, scalable payment network, that can be used to instantly send and receive money over the internet. It is a basic protocol of the internet, similar to e-mail for communication, or web for accessing information or apps. Lightning network can be as complex as you need it to be. Installing and using a current generation bitcoin wallet that supports lightning can be learned in under three minutes. This book gives you an overview of various wallets, the inner working of lightning, bitcoin fees, and proposals to make Lightning scale and be an interoperable payment protocol, even beyond Bitcoin blockchain.

Whether you are a beginner or an advanced user, you'll discover that installing and using a modern Bitcoin wallet with Lightning support can be mastered in just a few minutes.

My web:
https://hackyourself.io/product/the-orange-flash-of-freedom-understanding-and-using-the-bitcoin-lightning-network/

Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D13HQ6L4/

(Amazon is better for paperbacks outside of EU, possibly even within EU. But you can pay with Lightning on my web)

https://image.nostr.build/f63ccef25fcd9b9a181ad465ae40d282eeadd8a4f5c752434423cb0539f73e69.jpg


Looks great would pay by Ln but not putting all my info into Yr website sorry 😐


Fishes better watch out 🦈


GM
 https://image.nostr.build/86b81a846c2552043ea6ba4cde39c5138caf6001d78877118fcb5ea6c97ddc36.jpg


Monday motivation - make your damn bed 🛌

https://video.nostr.build/68f53e34d7d9b8d99a963e32f63d959871a70dd429d0ad204a5ef35c83647dc3.mp4


Most of my wealth is in #bitcoin
#Nostr is my only social platform
I never vote
I run a lightning node
I will start mining in a couple of months
I'm 100% unvaccinated
I don't pay taxes
My bank account is almost empty
I use a phone with GrapheneOS
My laptop uses Ubuntu
I use VPN and TOR
I failed to install all government apps
I failed to install any closed source software
My ATM card is only used to withdraw money
My ATM card is never used for transactions
I only withdraw from my branch
My car is not connected to the net
I don't use other wifi spots
My wireless printer is wired
I don't own any credit cards
I don't have a morgage
I usually avoid all websites that require registration
I nevet use Google Play Store or anything Apple

If that's how they want to label me, then I'm proud to be an enemy of the state.

Fuck the governments
Fuck banks
Fuck central banks
Fuck all media companies
Fuck all comnercial institutions
Fuck all ISPs
Fuck all universities
Fuck all degrees and "higher learning"
Fuck passports
Fuck travel visas
Fuck driver's licenses
Fuck birth certificates
Fuck all the airlines
Fuck airports and all ports of entry

Never again


To anyone but South Asians will know

Would you like to be Ambani the son?

Palaces cars watches money

Or lead a normal life?


What if maxis' started sending amounts to satoshi's wallet

As a sacrifice to the 21m

Wouldn't that reduce the supply

Wouldn't that....👀


Bought some sunglasses on the beach in Spain....Roy Bons


That's quick 👊🔥


GM
 https://image.nostr.build/101718046558508b75682c470009148aef6504b946ca060e37daacd610940063.jpg


Sunday satisfaction - Get up Stand up Stand up for your #Bitcoin

https://video.nostr.build/1d1c327b25fc2e54575c775fa5b961a3d86f83efe39ee88be65717b0bfe0aa14.mp4


Another nsec gone 🤦


Bees nuts


The Jia Tan story shows you how much preparation Satoshi had to plan to stop the state(s) torturing, tormenting, harrowing him her them hal


The Jia Tan story shows you how much preparation Satoshi had to plan to stop the state(s) torturing, tormenting, harrowing him her them


Art and currency

In 2001 Morag Brownlie directed a poignant short film about the dystopian reality that CBDC-style digital currency surveillance could usher in

7 years before #Bitcoin, 13 years before the Chinese Central bank experimented with CBDCs

vimeo.com/76185291 (13mins)


Just realised your the anahuza guy 🤦


Readers added context:

They were asked if they wanted a free drink 🍸


What’s something you use often that most bitcoiners are sleeping on?


Floorboards


I mean they didn't hit me with a huge opening fee like phoenix


Bitconneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeccccctttttt


Followed 👊


The more you know the less you know 👊


Ye agree, the green Ln is v. Beta, put a few sats in to open it, but doesn't have the smoothness of alby zeus mutiny etc


Eight years ago, the #bitcoin block subsidy was 12.5. Eight years from now it will be less than 1.

The halving is mathematical beauty.
https://image.nostr.build/8dfc24866cb6699b0b7c1520a4164e45adb9dfcebb485b90d5b6ad5331421c10.jpg


What's happening with blockstream jade

What'd I miss

#nostr #asknostr

@npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw


What's happening with blockstream jade

What'd I miss

#nostr #asknostr


👊
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Okay, any nostr people within driving distance of eastern NC want a really happy & affectionate kitty? I will deliver him if the distance isn't too crazy. He is probably ~9 months old, was a stray. All fixed up, will just need a booster shot toward the end of the month. I've been calling him Fred.

Fred needs a home.
#asknostr
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Tony is mutiny isn't he


The halvening
 https://image.nostr.build/3ba7abcae6fd274c38c19af682cedae5a77a3e08f62fdf4d47309527c8b81f66.jpg


The irony of health and safety

We sit inside a ton of metal and drive past each other at 60mph with no barriers

Think about that a lot


Sound on - my editing is getting crisper, the asmr fans over on zuckville are loving it

Started off not having a clue what to do but feeling like it's a niche

 https://video.nostr.build/b7c1e56356d0ad6f8e202c979e8da89e9f77442eda89941bfa6ba6b9a626eddb.mp4


GM
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That why ketchup?


Amethyst is decent, best client 👌


Hard times create Bitcoin, strong men create Bitcoin, good times create Bitcoin, and weak men print fiat


The most important name of the 21st century is Satoshi Nakamoto.

He forfeited fame and donated 1.1 Million btc to humanity.
That’s 67 Billion USD as of today.


100% activist move


Good note like it 👌


as I study all the metrics look at the graphs and the numbers it becomes more and more clear to me that we are really really early to this #Bitcoin thing

ask people if they know what happens on April 20th

ask people what is difficulty adjustment

ask them if Bitcoin squanders energy or is mostly used by criminals

ask people if they know about the ETFs

I'm talking about smart people
I'm talking about people and finance, investment advisors

and from the Metcalf effect perspective ask yourself how many people have touched a dollar in some way in their lives in this world and how many have touched a SAT?

we have a long long way to go


Yo


🔥 🎉 I will zap everyone who re-notes and replies to this note (until my wallet runs out):

https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzpdvuw8ukhe7uhqtqwa5000z3ey8y0dwq0t7u4ce7jlmsw2a5j8ngqythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnswf5k6ctv9ehx2ap0qythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskuep0qqsq0392nad0cpzegfy8cmm6lm88r9c0dk57w72y0ptlrzahuzamfeqzqkt6n


Win sats

Guess the price on April 20th 12:00 UTC

500 sats per entry

20k sats to who guesses nearest the price

Using google price chart

Good luck

#nostr
#competition


GM
 https://image.nostr.build/6651e0be90e0438ed8d7e2e97f0a42cf2b93c8031d765443f3b2e54c6f462b37.jpg


Done ✔


I'm sorry for the repost but the Amethyst store does not post anything for me advertising wise.

Share my cool sneakers and I'll zap you.
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SHOW MEMES
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The other ai guy


Where is cyborg


Wrong one 🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Amethyst yes 🤙🤙🤙🤙


Amethyst it's a no 😭


Plans foiled? Just don't put the aluminium on the head just yet


nostr:npub1t0nyg64g5vwprva52wlcmt7fkdr07v5dr7s35raq9g0xgc0k4xcsedjgqv just zapped me too much so let's redistribute his wealth

Reply with the best meme on your phone for a nice little zap

But it can't be bitcoin or nostr related


Nsec secure. CIS fall back


Another nsec gone


Imustlearnhowtowriteshorterreleasenotes

👍


If no how they suppose to zap you?? 🤣🤣


Have you ever used the lightning network?

⚡ If yes, I'll zap you
⚡ If no, you zap me


Yes


Amount of women aged 45+ saying want children

Not being horrible sweetheart, ain't happening


Send me 5000 sats

I'll send you 2500 sats back

First 100 invoices only unfortunately


Not relaytable


There you go 🤙


What's real money in your example 🤔


Was waiting for the ninja swipe


New signup asking me easiest way to get net nip05 verification?

 nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg does automatically right?

And importing nsec to  nostr:npub1getal6ykt05fsz5nqu4uld09nfj3y3qxmv8crys4aeut53unfvlqr80nfm does automatically as well?

What would you recommend to someone who just downloaded  nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 I believe?


vlt.ge make sure use free account. Get nip05 free


#V4V

#nostr

#idea 💡

Learn to run your own relay live on zap.stream invited students only

X amount of sats to join

Dev gets paid

Student learns

♻


Nip-05s at Pleb.lol are now available at the following prices:

1-3 characters: 15k sats lifetime

4 or more characters 10k sats/lifetime

I also have NostrFun.com names available

4 or less characters: 5k sats lifetime

5 or more characters: Free forever.

#Plebchain


Thought he got 230 yrs


We are having an upload issue on nostr.build, shit is not uploading 😁

Please stay tuned while we look into this further!


BTW tuvok did u see that great note about working times on here the other day. That will perspective-ize it for you


Kevin Spacey in American Beauty

Leaves corporate power job after divorce

Walks into burger 🍔 restaurant...

Give me the job with the least responsibility

You can flip the burgers 🍔

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thinking about reducing my fiat workforce to 27h per week
but 21h per week would be the real deal!
what do you think?

#leavingfiatmine
#bitcoinworkforce


Reduced mine about 6yrs ago, lost 600 a month but finish early everyday, best thing I done fiat mining wise


Turns out many new folks don't know you could build a COLDCARD with off the shelf parts from DigiKey.

And a few other HWW too!

The parts list, schematics and every line of code is on GitHub.

Always been.

I forget time passes and folks and fuds need a refresher.

This is not true for Raspberry Pi, closed and unavailable.


Followed back 🤙


Excellent note 📝 followed


Stop smoking your hopium and snacking popcorn while listening to your favorite Youtube influencer who probably brainwashed you for years by telling you that states will embrace Bitcoin if we just educate them hard enough and by selling you some bs narrative about regulatory-compliant Bitcoin. If you want regulatory-compliant money, I’ve good news for you. You already have one. It’s your local currency.  If you want better money, then please go ahead, vote, engage in political debates and see what happens. Expect to get canceled very quickly and portrayed as a right-winger, nazi or “anti-democratic” like politicans and mainstream journalists do with people who criticize the Euro and want back the Deutsche Mark or gold. Explain to politicians why freedom of transacting privately is essential and you’ll be associated with terrorism and money laundering. That’s why they crack down on their own cash money and now you think for some magical reason they would like people transacting privately if they just use bitcoin instead of cash? Ridiculous. We wouldn’t need Bitcoin in the first place if we could have achieved good money via political debates or voting. In fact we have Bitcoin, because we could not.

Learn how states operate. States don’t like sound money, they never did, and their hunger for power and control is limitless and with an increasing pace the more things start to become nasty. It’s just in their nature and has always been. While drowning in the swamp of debt they won’t shake your hands and say “well played bitcoiner, stack more”. If you naively think of Bitcoin just as an regulatory-compliant investment you probably missed the point entirely. Prepare for being hunted. They will come after your bitcoin, they will tax the shit out of you or point-blank 6102 you as soon as Bitcoin starts to pose a serious threat to the governments money printer.

I know this all sucks, but this is exactly what was foreseen decades ago and why Bitcoin was developed. It’s a permissionless and very powerful tool for you, as an individual, for opting out and building systems around.


GM
 https://image.nostr.build/ec3bbcee56b0e88ab624d3eace661ed98393c5abeb35874c3bc37b0184a72849.jpg


Great idea I'd love to see a shorts reels style for my content


Who would host all that data?


Core devs on it


What'd I miss 😭


Perla black 😉


Nato 👀


You had enough time to planet better


Normies are more likely to buy in to the idea of #Bitcoin, if one describes it's potential of a currency of the Internet.

Once they see a global transactional universal compatible layer, which every website can utilise.

Without a centralized control hierarchy, free flowing, borderless, stateless.


FREE ⚡SAT⚡ GIVEAWAY, PLEASE SHARE!

I recently started a Substack newsletter and I've been brainstorming ways to bootstrap my subscriber list. I don't use social media outside of Nostr, and I'd like to keep it that way.

I have a theory that Nostr+zaps could open up a different type of "advertising" model. Typically with paid ads, you're paying the centralized social media company to show your content to a bunch of people in hopes that they'll view it. Why not pay the viewers directly and cut out the middleman? That way they're getting some value regardless whether they like your product or not, and it's just a more elegant system overall.

So I'm going to run an experiment myself and see how this works. I recently wrote an article about Bitcoin and money inspired by a comment @Odell made on a recent Citadel Dispatch episode. If you're interested in the philosophy of money and banking, you might enjoy it.

I'm going to link the article below. It's about a 20 minute read. So the first 10 people who read the article and leave a thoughtful response, commentary, or criticism as a reply to this note will get zapped 15,000 sats each. I think that's fair for 20 minutes of your time. After the first ten replies, I'll zap each additional reader 1,500 sats as long as my funds hold out.

And if you find the content valuable enough that you feel you don't need the sats, just zap it back to me and I'll pass it along to the next person.

Thanks in advance!

https://open.substack.com/pub/f0xr/p/money-as-equity?r=3i492j&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web


Great article and well explained about the banks and how it all started ie bushels etc, if a Mason builds a wall for a farmer and the farmer pays the Mason in livestock, all the ramifications of dying stock, portability, usability etc..


Will zap ⚡ anyone who re-notes THIS post and replies. Hope to get some more followers for my bot nostr:npub1kkw8r7ttulwts9s8w68hh3gujrj8khq84lw2uvlf0ac89w6fre5q6dr2e0 . Will zap until my zap wallet is empty!

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Yo 👉♻👌


GM
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My amethyst has an alby connect, can't see mutiny


V4V indeed ♻👌
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I'm knackered (tired)

It's knackered (broken)

Next one for you guys


It really sucks getting turned down for a job because I have "too much experience". 😮💨

I'm trying to move forward in my career. If you need an expert web developer who thinks outside the box and can make amazing things happen, hit me up and I'll send over my CV/résumé.

Friends boost friends 🫂🔄


Hey 👋 coming from zap stream


DOWNLOAD MY FREE #NOSTR APP WILL TEACH YOU THE WAY


Dubai grinds different 🤙


This $20m watch
Or
50 #bitcoin

???
https://image.nostr.build/deb95bfab039a29e0141d53d48caf9c04f891407d4c6f6664da7d537bf0dd19d.jpg


Rolex


Its He-Person club now 🤦🤦


THIS!
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GM 🤙


When the Billy's and the Milly's realise the portability/cost advantage 👉💡✅
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https://image.nostr.build/bfec2a87a1ac5c395865b4140ea5f09ec233406e0cee10536cbcde472856ec75.jpg
If you don't know who this is,  do you even meme?


Who is it? No idea fam


Clean up your coffee ☕ cups it's time to build a new world #nostr #bitcoin
https://video.nostr.build/8800ca9ce085c9f68ed24e6349e821ad37a7c76cc5ccbb6f282a5897ecefc330.mp4


GM

https://image.nostr.build/a53e5ad019e0a65516438e035c0ab3ce4d78c81e98a9f0153ba4b3e329107284.jpg


Reply for some zaps, in a zappy mood .


Reply


Brrrrr


🤣🤣🤣
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Devs need to integrate eTissues on #nostr 🤦


Is minibits the same ecash as npubcash


Wait till bear and cDonalds


That's how wars start 😭


Some advice for nostr today
https://image.nostr.build/14f5c6c54727c9dd936e08edb28f8ed8484bc857786af8e39b39e7a8b59fa288.jpg


Gen Xers hit different 🤣🤣🤣👌


About time


#beginner
#novice
#introductions
#orangehorn

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You know like Satoshi...disappeared 🤣🤣 keep up 🤦


Labels Acquired. 🤝

Satoshi's Reserve is Coming 🍷

https://m.primal.net/HqRw.jpg


I bet that goes missing


https://v.nostr.build/Aadqj.mp4
GM 💜🫂 Today is an old-school bathrobe day. Stack some sats. what a wonderful weekend!!🎶 #Bitcoin is for everyone 🧡PuraVida💜🍀☯


GM. Become ungovernable.
 https://image.nostr.build/f853c0d85cfea1d993d12eeadc63d136d38fe4872068da13f8cbb1fe71ddc2fd.jpg


Nostr Sunday is a festival and cultural holiday commemorating the decision of nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx leaving twitter, described in the social media as having occurred on the third day of his blue check award, following his cancellation by the Elon at twitter HQ c. 2024 AD.


Boosted 🚀


each repost of this video will get 2k free sats. make sure you can receive zaps.

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WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!! GR


Boosté 🚀


Retour vers le futur 🚀

Episode 5 de l’apéro Bitcoin est sur YouTube !

#Bitcoin #plebchain #nostr #grownostr

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QLDgTtyOqyY


Great marketing to royal Oak it up ⌚


#bitcoin #memes #plebchain https://image.nostr.build/73a015d0018ef6dd9ec66fabe710e2551aaee3d03090405e6a30d9a222a7f9f4.jpg


Easter bunny got him good


https://video.nostr.build/dc98ee92c6310afb56d96d618e9b1ff5da370a7f52c8aba1380a54b3327b3aeb.mp4
#nostr #meme


LEADING THE WAY TITW


Great write up ✍ read it on sn. Sent a few sats Yr way over there and boosted 🚀


Episode XIV. Block height: 837000.

How the #Bitcoin halving works and why it (still) matters, now online on Stacker News. Enjoy! 🐣

Check it out: https://stacker.news/items/487510/r/CarlBMenger


#NostrMemes
https://i.nostr.build/nb528.jpg
#meme #memes #memestr #zap #V4V #introductions


No disrespect to Tim here, but people will figure this out eventually because once you see it you can’t unsee it. https://i.nostr.build/yqD5G.jpg


HAPPY EASTER!
Did you put all your eggs in one basket? Or do you have multiple back-ups? https://image.nostr.build/7ba0344e2ea4181c35faf84b737560e7c007435127c029194cb8d82a7159cfee.jpg https://image.nostr.build/a5467d7cbdc31448a38fbe7aa6d35753e6a23f150a4df1f704d9337902cfef26.jpg


My entry to nostr:npub1r6d0rcg8d0n0x7w5m4w3cx96jdgar3f9l48zqndjuq7hhcg282ysv57ww0 🤙
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Singles now on nostr:npub1yfg0d955c2jrj2080ew7pa4xrtj7x7s7umt28wh0zurwmxgpyj9shwv6vg

Links in the comments!

Use NOSTRMEMES for 10% off vinyl presale. Bitcoin accepted. Incl ur NPUB and I'll donate to opensats 10k/order!

Rules are very simple frens: 1 submission per contestant, this weekends meme theme are V4V (value for value) memes! as a reply to this note, not a quote reply or noteID reply. 🚨

Give a like 🤙 to the meme you want to vote for 🗳

🥇 Place Winner 15k sats
🥈 Place Winner 10k sats
🥉 Place Winner 5k sats

CONTEST STARTS TODAY SATURDAY AT 12PM EST ⏰🔓

& ENDS SUNDAY AT 12PM EST ⏰🔒


#V4V
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Get on the #bitcoin standard before it's too late https://video.nostr.build/46d778d0895fd5753e2f212f45890530520f9910a5bdc1c8c873061b86cb6a50.mp4


Looks delicious 😋

I wrap mine in pancetta and place tomatoes on the vine next to it in oven


Bruce Lee isn't dead, he went undercover for the fbi to infiltrate triad drug gangs

Tim: yeah you would use the most famous Chinese movie star ever to do that

The office hit different 🤣🤣


Boosted 🚀


$boost for a zap!!!

5 winners for this episode, listen up because it coild be you! good luck all 🥳🥳🥳
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😭😭 just zapped uno and worked. Shame yours down


Hmmm, so just to view content on twitter, you have to have an account. And then, randomly, it won't let you log in and gives you some ridiculously burdensome puzzle to solve or hoop to jump through. Such a great experience.

But nsec/npub is so complicated!


I'm down too 😭


Unable


Love is the only answer
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Bit of a gamble buying that 🤔


If you think like a hammer 🔨 you'll hit everyone

If you think like a 💅 you'll get hit everytime


Sharing because it looks important but I have zero idea what's happening 🤯🤯🤯
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The 15th episode of my B informed newsletter is now online.

Everything you need to know about the #Bitcoin halving and why it (still) matters.

Check it out: https://open.substack.com/pub/carlbmenger/p/the-bitcoin-halving?r=cvmtq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web


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First few note boosts from this intrigued me

Followed

#nostr wins
#nostr sins
#nostr hits different


Awwww so beautiful moment! ❤

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The mom dog who raised tigers as her own ...💕

https://t.co/qLgH0oljiC https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1717824744722939904/vid/avc1/576x1024/oTMI341p9leS0sPp.mp4?tag=14


BITCOIN SELF CUSTODY  - CRAIG RAW, JOSEF TĚTEK - ADOPTING BITCOIN CAPE TOWN 2023

https://m.primal.net/HprN.mp4


Luke Broyles 👀


Not surprised his Ln address looks like war and peace 🤦


I promise you it's not engagement farming 🤣🤣🤣


Sigma bros - I'm gonna sell everything and live with the tramp - time to grind back to the top 💪 👉♻💰♻💰♻💰
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Saturday motivation - get those dishes done ✔

https://video.nostr.build/ce5ee14bcb4cd97962e77cc186bd90591f3f4662bbcd61f116d02579a0cc2edd.mp4


Feels good to be a father!

Had our first son block height 836829.

Mother and baby are doing fine... peacefully sleeping.

Gonna raise him up to be self-sovereign and free as he was meant to be.


Congratulations 👏 🎊


Anky McAnkface


It did nym


Noostr and chips hits different


12 words to nsec?

Some would like nsec to 12 words over on nostr


Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow


Followed 🤙


Not feeling the zapathon tonight 😕 seems slow


True, but it is actually already a thing but only in US called kitti

For small groups I think the generals can relax 😌


Listening to nostr:npub103m96sra82w4agghew9cdxtzs4s8sl7qsjsvw6h653yml0gjrkzqefd3h5 earlier on yt

Would be mad to have a sat wall on email

If someone wants to mail you it's sats

Stop the spammers


We are all equal here, some npubs are more equal than others