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 GF teaching me to do crafts. I cut out all these reindeer with the whirly-dinger tonight.

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 You ain’t leaving this territory, so just deal with it πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸͺ–πŸͺ–πŸͺ–(ducks) nostr:no... 
 12k any day now 
 If there's one thing I know about Bitcoin, it's that the price will usually go to wherever will liquidate the most leveraged positions.

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 Try not to get mad at me but

I've never seen blade runner  
 I've never read the book 
 That man was mentally unwell, did lots of drugs, and was constantly spilling his consciousness into his typewriter, but it resulted in some pretty good sci-fi. Several of his books have been adapted on screen. 
 Got a haircut appointment today. 

GF said I can't get the Vanilla Ice haircut.

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I say she's not the boss of me. 
 Fucking Elon πŸ™„πŸ€£ 
 Good. Maybe they'll put an end to the discrimination against white men in universities and corporate America.  
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 Humans are the only animal
smart enough to make fake food &
dumb enough to eat it. 
 Depends on how you define food 
 Would be funny AF if this rally topped out at 99,980 and shit the bed. πŸ’© #trollstr 
 I'm not even gonna take a stab at where this is stopping but I am sure that in the next few days we're gonna see a massive blow off top followed by a pretty big dump. Just because that's what always happens with the coin.  
 Shout out to all the bitcoiners in #Argentina! πŸ‡¦πŸ‡·

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 People who didn't accept a free gift of "$25 USD worth" of bitcoin a couple of years ago...

...a... 
 Gave my dad $100 worth back when it was about 16k. Told him to write down the seed phrase. Don't think he did.  
 BREAKING: Elon Musk announces that all federal benefits will be paid in DOGE 
 Did you know that Strike uses FedNow? πŸ‘€

Makes sense though. ACH should have been obsolete ages ago.  
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 I need to speak to the manager. The price is going up too fast. 
 The nerve of that guy! 
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 There are lots and lots of people who still think Bitcoin has no value at all. 
 *most people 
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 Nostr seems to be where all the kids who grew up in the 80s and 90s, and all the kids who wish th... 
 Make the Internet fun again! 
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 AKA retail trader bait 
 People shorting Bitcoin with leverage:
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 Gold seems doable, The others meh not bothered nostr:note1l0g76uy828ekmjew8uwy9kyptlewxcy78cmcazy... 
 If you believe the current USD price for gold is correctly valued  
 Look how much short interest piled on when that double top formed today. Fixing to get rekt?

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 Is BlackRock trying to become the 1st Bitcoin backed bank?

Remember when the villagers were stor... 
 I'll give you 69 Blackrocks for your house sir  
 I hate it when I see engagement farming on #Nostr

Now how big is you dick?

#Zap this note 10 sats per inch! 
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 Family, loved ones, close friends, health…

That is what life is all about. Sound money offers ... 
 And don't forget that money is just money. 
 This little gem aged like deviled eggs πŸ˜™πŸ‘Œ

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 Don't give financial advice to friends and family 
 All that stay humble talk goes out the window when the price goes up. 

Every time Bitcoin started painting +10% daily candles it does -50% in the coming weeks, but hey, maybe this time is different...
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 Prepare the photo album πŸ˜… 
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 need to gamify university tasks somehow 
 Still won't be fun 
 Preparing my cat's 11th birthday... πŸ˜„πŸ˜ΈπŸΎ 
 Give us pics of your pussy  
 She let me operate her whirly-dinger 
 IDK it smells a bit like 2021 hype. πŸ“ˆ πŸ“‰ 

Guess we'll see. 
 I'm skeptical because nothing has fundamentally changed recently. People are just front-running what they think will happen. This is purely a speculative rally. Doesn't change my long-term outlook at all, but I wouldn't be at all shocked if this turns into another massive pump and dump right now. 
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 you young whippersnapper shitcoiners get off my lawn!
 
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 The price is a distraction 
 I read another article this morning praising how great OP_CAT would be for Bitcoin.

We should be running the slogan Don't Shitcoin My Bitcoin!

https://cointelegraph.com/news/bitcoin-upgrade-ethereum-defi

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 Manufactured dissent 

SEC Shake-Up: Pressure Builds for Gensler's Immediate Resignation https://news.bitcoin.com/sec-shake-up-pressure-builds-for-genslers-immediate-resignation/ 
 You probably shouldn't gamble with your sats, but I just won $3600 worth of sats on a $3 bingo card. 

Not financial advice. 
 3:1 odds America returns to a gold standard instead. 

Keep stacking anyway. Just don't expect life changing wealth in such a short time. 

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 Found an ostrich ornament for the tree #nostrich

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 All of the shitcoins pumping, what a shitshow. 
 Dude's family is opening their own shitcoin exchange

Bet he'll fire Gensler and install somebody who encourages this shit  
 Who's going to invest in Bitcoin when the loudest voices in finance are telling them to buy Ethereum and Solana? 
 Dafuq is "Bitcoin related"??

You hodl or no?? 
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 Time to dust this one off again
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 Popping Tums like candy
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