Told my kids we could go out to eat, or I could cook bacon and eggs for dinner and spend that money buying them more sats. They chose stay home and stack sats. ⚡🌽🚀


It's important to pass on your genes. It's literally your biological imperative as a living organism.

But it's even more important to pass on your beliefs and knowledge.

The man who is a father to children he didn't conceive wins at life more than the man who conceived children he does not raise.

Best of all to do both of course.

TBH I am all three. That's just the way my life has played out.


I'll start planning for it


Yes I've been warned about that.


Yes that would be great! I don't really care to see the tourist areas. I want to dine and explore where the locals prefer to hang out.


All the people from #Siamstr seem so friendly!

I really want to go visit that country.


Hello! Have a great day! 👋


Begging Wall Street to pump your Bitcoin bags is shitcoiner behavior.
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Only cucks beg the SEC for ETF  approval.

Bangers hodl


You as well.  Followed!


If it is I will go I think.


Yeah with Bing you can only do a single prompt, but you're still getting the image generation ability of DALLE-3.

If you use ChatGPT-4 it's conversational so you can guide it and it will prompt DALLE-3 to update whatever image prompt you're trying to get. Sometimes it's very useful and other times it's like herding cats or giving instructions to a toddler.

It's a little spendy to get access to GPT-4 and after about 30 prompts you'll get rate limited and locked out of it for a couple hours, which is frustrating. $20 a month is $240 a year and for that price I feel like I should get unlimited prompts.


https://www.bing.com/images/create/ is free and it's a wrapper for DALLE-3.

If you want to use GPT-4/DALLE-3 directly it's $20/month.


If that's the first time you've seen my face then you haven't been paying attention


ChatGPT is not going to take any jobs if it's this terrible at following directions.

https://i.nostr.build/VO5J.png
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GM!


Seems like getalby got blocked for #venezuela ips, i Made it working using a VPN, following nostr:npub1rr3678k7ajms2sht0cqqeawy86sdd5ahn6akfj8zex9ng82zuh0sz8nywd advice.

https://image.nostr.build/92c5388dc3e367cbf06d3cb458f4477e6bffb648813576a00035e6ed4af675ba.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1920x1440&blurhash=%236I%7EGQ0000D%254TRiIAMxIA00%25L%7EWbbr%3FoMjZoLoe00-%3B%3Fuxu-%3BoMxat7t8HXShTIn%2BbboMogkCkCL%23og%25gjGbcWVbbW%3BW%3D%3A6V%5Bo%7Ds%3AX8W.W%3BWVWVibV%40xukAX8baayayj%3F&x=0a9f3de08c7ba243a4569462476ac60ef40348d1f93c6d29d4c1bc782766d99b


Just another pump and dump


Weird!


Then I'll need bigger pockets!


Thinking that way will make you a more effective communicator.


My point is that nobody will buy shares of the ETFs, and so the ETFs won't be loading up on very much spot Bitcoin. The investment banks behind these ETFs are only talking about seeding them with a small $10 million or so.

There are two types of investors:
1. People who understand Bitcoin, and they will buy actual Bitcoin and not the ETF where they pay a fee to a fund manager.
2. People who don't understand Bitcoin, think it's too volatile, just a scam, etc., and they're not going to buy a Bitcoin ETF because they don't think it's a sound investment.

A handful of ignorant retail investors will gamble on the ETF, or options on the ETF, trying to capture the alpha, but they won't move the needle much and a lot of them will end up selling at a loss because that's what most retail traders do.


Sing it with me! 🤘
#Bitcoin #Nostr

https://v.nostr.build/le0G.mp4


I use Amethyst 95% of the time. Occasionally I use primal web if I want to post something from my computer, but more often now if I want to share a screenshot from my computer or something like that I'll just upload to nostr.build and then grab the link on my phone and post with Amethyst.

The only reason I would have to use another client is if I start blogging I'll want to use one geared towards long-form notes with markdown support.


Primal was one that would sometimes nuke your relay list if you made any relay changes in primal.


I misspelled the URL for the creatr relay in my relay list, so I had to fix that. I still don't see the video though.


Exactly. Usually it's a new web client that's to blame.


Overwrites it to the relays with one change that erases everything else, instead of appending. Every few weeks I see somebody posting that their entire follow list or relay list got deleted. Usually if you ask them, you'll find out that they had been trying out several different clients when that happened.


Client hopping is all fun and games until one of them nukes your follow list, profile data, or relay list.


"💩👎" is my new favorite react

https://i.nostr.build/nOrM.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=258x205&blurhash=%23HBL%5E%2CA7IcnW0x%7ECNEE9xTxkRrNGbWje-gkDIps%3BSuWHf4oaWHt3ogV%40oLX5s%3AaeWBb0S5oen%7EoLWFs%2BNKRoxok9s%2BR-I%5B%3D%7CxnIqIbbWspoLRkNHELs.f9Na%251j%5Dfzs%3AR.&x=44d880814f85777fc606e8b3cf603ce04ca7072b398f9ca84b63c638401c639e


Free is fine to get us started, and I'm grateful to the people operating free relays altruistically, but it will be untenable as Nostr grows and the load on relays increases.


I either need glasses or I need to enable old people large text mode on my phone. 🤣


Why is it always when I'm locked out of using GPT-4/DALLE-3 that I suddenly start thinking of lots of really 🔥 prompt ideas?


Meeeeeeee tooooooooo 🌽🚀


Buy the rumor.
Buy the news.
Buy the pump.
Buy the dump.
Buy #Bitcoin.


Most everyone wise enough to own Bitcoin is wise enough to own actual Bitcoin and not paper Bitcoin.

80% expectation that the Bitcoin ETF approval will be a nothingburger.


One of my favorites


"I will touch the sun or I will die trying"

https://v.nostr.build/vBOk.mp4

I've waited for this moment, all my life and more
And now I see so clearly what I could not see before
The time is now or never and this chance won't come again
Throw caution and myself into the wind

There's no promise of safety on these second-hand wings
But I'm willing to find out what impossible means
A leap of faith

Parody of an angel, miles above the sea
I hear the voice of reason screaming after me
"You've flown far too high, boy, now you're too close to the sun
Soon your makeshift wings will come undone"
But how will I know limits from lies
If I never try?

There's no promise of safety on these second-hand wings
But I'm willing to find out what impossible means
I'll climb through the heavens on feathers and dreams
'Cause the melting point of wax means nothing to me
Nothing to me
Nothing to me

I will touch the sun or I will die trying
Die trying

Fly on these second-hand wings
I'm willing to find out what impossible means
I'll climb through the heavens on feathers and dreams
'Cause the melting point of wax means nothing to me
Nothing to me
It means nothing to me
Miles above the sea


ChatGPT stuck me in timeout again. Why TF am I paying $20/month to get rate limited like this??
https://i.nostr.build/3jGY.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x763&blurhash=%3B89%40CvIBNHxu9FogWCt7M%7B%3FbRkj%5Dt7M%7Bjua%7DofRj00-%3BxbRQ-%3BV%5Bf6Rjxa00%3Fbt7IU-%3BRjaeRjxut6WCj%5DofWBayayoff6%7Eq9FWB-%3BIUt7jst7M%7B%25fD%25axx%5BM%7Bofj%5BofRjIAx%5BbEM%7Bt7WBj%5Bayt7&x=754fadc618647a1a5f51fc3be74ab6b10d0c44cf341eb194fe5909afe531f234


Look here, you can actually see when it started to die out 👀👇
https://i.nostr.build/woOd.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1437&blurhash=%5DMRpOTj%3F-ns%3Axa%7E9RkNIWCR*E2oKoff6ofE3WBs.oLs.%5EiRkI%3BayWC59xZs%2Cj%5Bs.%3FFNHRkWVR%2BW%3DoLR*oeoLSioLjYWVay&x=5c87a72cdcd4daa6d197774de0f0558f1abbc3fa3e1ac55165deb371ece7298b


DEAD!


Just posted it


I've been fighting with ChatGPT trying to get it to recreate one of my tattoos in high definition.
https://i.nostr.build/xzqG.png
Now I'm rate limited for the next two hours for prompting it too many times!

It either has a problem with the partial nudity or the bondage, or both.
https://i.nostr.build/YOKe.jpg
This tattoo is almost 20 years old and needs a touch up. A lot of the delicate shading has been faded out of it because I almost never wear sunscreen.

The model for the original tattoo was actually a Maxim Magazine spread of Jessica Alba.


Trying to recreate one of my tattoos but it doesn't like the partial nudity or bondage.


30 fucking errors in a row so far, and I haven't got a single image out of it. FUCK YOU SAM ALTMAN!
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Fucking hate it when it does this shit? Listen up Sam Altman, I'm not paying 20 fucking dollars a month for your shitty AI to keep giving me errors!
https://i.nostr.build/GV2k.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x564&blurhash=r18gv%3B%7EDMLIC019H4.I%3FNu%7EX%3D%7E%24-xJakNMIqNdOD00%7EX%7EXxJ%25NIWtSNHtRxd%3FJ-rnoVxM%7CaLjFt6%3FdR%3Ba*t9nmxHr%3FxFsSXUp0tSoNRPa0wI%24ixF&x=e9c0f322c9741c0d685054da78122ca0165a4cb29d01a6638188b4ee155ecbb2


Send me an angel

https://youtu.be/DutnUbfZoEE


"Yesterday will be the end of you and i"


Lots of clients is good, but for me I'm an Amethyst loyalist and fully siloed into it. I don't client hop anymore.


I gotta get the hang of typescript. I'm used to working with vanilla JS and node. Same but different.


Eventually maybe.


That's a great band


🫡

Will get started on it as soon as I get my desktop PC up and running again. Jester already has most of what I wanted to build. It just needs to be finished. Needs logging in with NIP-07 extension, and ability to place a wager on the match. It's also visually lack luster and could be polished up a bit.

I'll likely take a 1% rake of the wagers for my trouble.

Also probably going to incorporate automatic translations into the chat.

I envision a place where people from all around the world can play chess, place a friendly wager, chat and get to know each other. Imagine how great it would be for the guy who doesn't have much money to stack sats but is good at playing chess.


There's actually a 3D printer shop in my town that will do exactly that.


Payment layer + discovery/communication layer


Yes that's a great feature. Put more Nostr in da Bitcoin and more Bitcoin in da Nostr!


On chain will be like sending a bank wire. Only used for large transactions. When you want to buy a coffee, you don't call your back to and ask them to wire $5 to the coffee shop's bank account. You use a layer 2.

You use a wire when you want to send $10k or more from your savings account to your brokerage account.


What your furniture looks like when you care more about stacking sats for the next generation than buying new furniture

https://i.nostr.build/njQM.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=768x1020&blurhash=_LEfA%404T%3FvD%25Rj-%3BIT%7E9%25NM_tRRjofkCm*tSRit7tRM%7Boz-PRkj%5BWAt7V%40j%5B%3D_ozRjbHWBfkof%3FGWAofofR*t7WB-ToLfRs%3Afkofj%5B%24%24oJWXf6kCayay%24zt6R*fQayayWC&x=0f3434b3bba7e9fdb0e07b2fa158320d32d1218b2539ade724b10e6e7dbd0472


nostr:npub17amtesfzwxl8nlr3ke2l8jl7kw52z60n8msnxh7vps3g9xgpmf9qx5nldk shares a lot of great photography, but this shot is my all time favorite of his.
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What city is this in?


Being alive right now and knowing about Bitcoin is like having a cheat code for the next 100 years.


libertarianism is actually compatible with socialism, communism, capitalism, and fascism, the single restriction being that those  systems are organized voluntarily. You can have communism in a libertarian society, it’s called a commune, but if it turns out that the system doesn’t scale or doesn’t produce, you can’t make the rest of the world your slaves to “make it work.”

Libertarianism isn’t a prescription about *how* to organize. It’s a framework to allow us to organize in as many ways as possible so we can endlessly discover and refine the concept of organization itself.

It *only* requires that you treat everyone around you as a free human with self ownership, and not your slave. https://i.nostr.build/8WRg.png


Would you please repost that black and white photo of the two older men sitting outside playing chess? I love that one and I want to show it to my dad who is not on Nostr.


#Strike is one of the most cost efficient for stacking that amount at least in the USA, but I don't know about their fees or deposit options in other countries.

I withdraw to Phoenix wallet over lightning. The request incoming liquidity feature in Phoenix will save you money on miner fees.

I let it pile up in Phoenix until I can move at least 2 million sats to cold storage at once in order to keep those UTXOs large. That will matter a lot in the future.

10 years from now it will be very unfortunate to have a bunch of 100k sat UTXOs in your cold storage. Keep them at least 1 million sats.


Just signed up. Looking forward to seeing more of your photography!


Become an expert in lightning and start a business point of sale service. Help local merchants get set up to accept Bitcoin lightning payments, and provide them with ongoing technical support. Just an idea. I want to go do this in Argentina because the people there really need it.


Yeah I saw you were looking for work. Hope you find something good soon. Don't give up!


The most important thing is to stack for the next generation
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Do that for yourself, and again for the number of kids you plan to have, and then keep stacking more. You're buying future financial security. It's like a cheat code for life. 🌽🚀


Epic pump --> epic dump.

I can't wait for ETF investors to experience their first 50% drawdown. Some hapless suckers will YOLO into the top of that shit.


Not a matter of if, but rather when.


21,000,000 Bitcoin divided by the world population is about 206k sats per person, which is about $86 right now.


Mood:

https://pandora.app.link/ZstIieXNVFb

You'll need to VPN tunnel to the USA to listen to Pandora, but I like Pandora much better than Spotify for music streaming. 🤘


Bitcoin price prediction for next month:

We bounce off ~$36k 📉

FWIW, anybody making a price prediction ends up being either wrong or lucky. Those are the only two possibilities. 🎲


LMAO yeah looks like the Bitcoin CEO is going to lower the sale price to $40k or a touch lower this weekend.
https://i.nostr.build/EyLM.jpg


I'm missing context. I don't get it.


If you're using Amethyst or another Nostr client with automatic transitions, I encourage you to interact with more people around the world. Go check out #Siamstr and say hi to all the new users in Thailand. 👀👋


It's true what you say about lack of competition being a problem. Where I live, I pay $135 per month for home internet because there is only one provider.


Very cool


Those days you walk outside and it's so cold you choke on that first breath of air and then you feel your nose hairs freeze!

When I was in North Dakota they had their coldest winter in like 30 years.


https://image.nostr.build/9361f1612389ec7e13b7a16d3ad496b8ebffd384365162abe1c2de655e8b3969.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 823,448 🤙💜


Nostr would be cooler if it had more...
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1.99% debit card fee here in the States, $0.99 minimum fee, so I usually deposit at least $50 at a time that way.

No fee to draft from a checking account via ACH here, and they credit the funds and let you buy Bitcoin instantly that way, but you can't withdraw until the ACH transaction fully settles, which takes 4-5 days.

Wire transactions available also, but that's only good for moving large amounts because most banks will charge you around $30 minimum to do a wire.


Too late! 🤣


#Strike is good. I'm very impressed with Strike.


Nicer people


I'll take rain over snow for sure!

Bit of sunshine between the clouds here today and it's nice.


GM!


GM #Nostr

Checking out the nostr.band stats page this morning. Haven't looked at it in a while. 👀

Complete profiles is slowly increasing
https://i.nostr.build/Mvgd.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1465&blurhash=%5D3S%24ovIU%25Nwc-p9bM%7BWBr%3Ds%2B4%3BNFt7slxt%5EcM%7CIpa%23Wr-3NJNIW%3Do%23%3FwRjM_bbfPyZaKV%3DX8a%23NFxas%3AXTog%3Fw%251ROS4M%7C&x=c40879dc0b7c9dfa7745b652d11ef477c76407f56c3e488486609853bbb5ccc9
But daily active "trusted" users is about the same as always.
https://i.nostr.build/gelQ.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1412&blurhash=%5E8SimhV%40%25LxtxaoeE3V%40s%3At6oJoJVrRjf%2CW%3BkCoJ%7EANGNHWWNHayxBNGofj%5BWER*S%24aysls%3AafR%2B58ocs%2Cn%2Bs%3AazOFt6Rja%23oLoe%25La%7BIpWCayj%5B&x=468303e445dd68d570b242396cc3a4ccc9d724d3150f930164597efb4c9e2b2d
Zapathon is clearly dead and overall lately people seem to be zapping less
https://i.nostr.build/VYXA.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1437&blurhash=%5DMRpOTj%3F-ns%3Axa%7E9RkNIWCR*E2oKoff6ofE3WBs.oLs.%5EiRkI%3BayWC59xZs%2Cj%5Bs.%3FFNHRkWVR%2BW%3DoLR*oeoLSioLjYWVay&x=5c87a72cdcd4daa6d197774de0f0558f1abbc3fa3e1ac55165deb371ece7298b
There was a spike in the amount of sats that got zapped around Christmas. That's nice to see.
https://i.nostr.build/9QwQ.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=863x1384&blurhash=%5EFS%3F0%7BS%25o%7Eoft8o%23pyROaJj%5DaJjEI9W%3DtSoLofaeV%3FWCbbjZa%7DkCTLV%3FnhofjFaeVCbcbwjsbcbbcaV%3Fi%5Ej%3Fadayn2f%2CbIkCbba%7Do%7Eadadf5aybI&x=8e1b871c0b51de147e74a6e1e2ac798dee75bc1579e59a4ef3ce4bcbeff3896c


I will scam the scammers and redistribute the sats I take from them to all the nostriches. 🤣🌽🚀


Can't wait for the scammers pushing that Nostr token to DM me


🤣 I should change my bio to "Public outreach account for the CEO of Nostr" and see what kind of ridiculous DMs I get


Still no zaps???


That's my hope. Once or twice a week I'll get on there and reply guy a bunch of bitcoiner and libertarian posts.


Same. I try, but I just don't care to use it enough to build engagement over there. Might reach a few people.

https://i.nostr.build/58By.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1256&blurhash=%5E87%5EiW-V9tS9rWs%24%7D%5Er%3BEKSknht0nnWTNFWZoejXEJNYoHoabwWZ54J7-UxAS%24Rp54XA%3D%7DxAX9R%3A9YWG-WoGa_bJxbsFsrjYi_j%5DsloIS4NajEoL&x=b1ec51e25ceae7998e9fae4ac75487fd8d527d62ca0cd194e9c9ba13e4873476


Liquor and whooooooooors

https://v.nostr.build/VYQQ.mp4


Psilocybin is good 🍄 but TBH I've always preferred LSD. 🌀

https://v.nostr.build/K5El.mp4


Just got home from work. Might stay up late tonight. Anybody up for a chat?


We are on the verge of starting a new cultural revolution!
#Nostr

https://v.nostr.build/2XWX.mp4


Ok.


I suspect that at the airport is not the best place to exchange currency. The person who made that post probably paid a tourist premium exchanging dollars for pesos at the airport.


80-90 F weather is when I'm happiest. Honestly even 100-105 is quite tolerable as long as it's not humid. High humidity makes even 90 F feel intolerable.


We don't die!

https://v.nostr.build/6lon.mp4


Nice! That's something I'll look into when I go to Argentina. Probably in about 12 months time. I'd like to visit this time of year. I hate being up north during winter. Seems like a good time to visit the southern hemisphere.


https://v.nostr.build/lJXw.mp4

Sometimes I look in the mirror and I don't like what I see
And I wonder if she'll ever know the darker side of me
Is my reflection just a shell of the truth?
Am I the living or am I the dying proof
I'm learning to move slow
I'm learning to let go
Im learning most things a man my age is supposed to know
I'm learning how to write
I'm learning how to sleep at night
I'm learning after these years how to be thankful for what I got
And I carry on
With a heart of stone
And calloused hands
Sometimes I think I'm crazy washed up in the brain
As for my youth I threw most of those years away
And I can't even apologize for half the things I've done
Or all the nights spent looking down the wrong end of a gun
But I'm learning how to love
I'm learning about the lord above
I'm learning that he's giving me more than anything I could dream of
I'm learning how to pray a little more everyday
I'm learning to accept the things about me I can't change
And I carry on with a heart of stone
Calloused hands
I'm learning to move slow
I'm learning to let go
Im learning most things a man my age is supposed to know
I'm learning how to love
I'm learning about the lord above
I'm learning that she's given me more than anything I could dream of
But I carry on with a heart of stone and calloused hands
Yeah I carry on with this heart of stone and calloused hands


Most cops were
Too stupid for college
To lazy for a real job
Not good enough for the military
But just boring enough to pass the background check
So they became cops


This is going to be the least trusted election in US history no matter which side wins.


Must be hard. 🤯

If only more businesses could accept payment directly in sats. Not just in Argentina, but everywhere. I want to get involved somehow in helping business set up Bitcoin lightning payments but I don't know where to start. I would love to travel the world helping grow the Bitcoin economy.


Like I'm really impressed at the effort!


I can only imagine!

How difficult is it to quickly convert Bitcoin to pesos? Or USD to pesos? And vice versa?

Just wondering if that's a feasible way to at least protect some savings until you're ready to spend it on something.

It must be very hard having the purchasing power of your money erode so quickly.

I imagine few regular people bother trying to save any money at all anymore. Just spend it as fast as they can on tangible goods.


My canned responses when customers ask how I'm doing are always like "fantastic!" Or "outstanding!"


I've heard of card skimmers before, but damn!


Some say you shouldn't engage internet trolls. I prefer a different approach.

https://v.nostr.build/WJ6V.mp4


Scammy chickens coming home to roost...

Or the other shoe is about to drop...

Either way it's time for the scammers to pay the piper...

And some other sayings...

They're fucked is the point...


Insane!


You're either up early or up very late.


"In a row?" 🤣

This is still one of my top ten favorite movies

https://v.nostr.build/3mQP.mp4


Funny!


Yes yes and yes.


Whew! That's what I wanted to believe. Never can tell these days.


Still thinking I shouldn't have slept on the whole NFT opportunity. Retards are still forking over money for those things. Wanna team up?


I'm a half assed hobby developer (mostly JavaScript) who got kicked out of programming school and hasn't touched any code in three years, but I want to pick it up again.

I'm thinking about forking JesterUI and taking it the rest of the way. Want to give it a prettier UI and include a built in feature for players to put a wager on their chess match.


Are we mad that he sold NFTs or that he's cashing out his meth for dollars?

The latter makes sense. No reason to hold that trash.


Nostr just hits different.
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Can't tell if... 🤡🌎...  or 🤡🌎?


This has got to be a parody account. How is this posted unironically? I can't even... 🤯

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https://image.nostr.build/d7e93103d814b4bab25fb54ff96dd584863f5567d5f509ed07d44387e7d41a3b.jpg

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Holy shit


Apple will never allow Damus to be funded that way unless they can get their 30%


Wait until Nostr grows enough to make the load on relays too much for it to be tenable to run a free public relay. That is, unless you're a big corp offering a free relay so that you can mine, aggregate, and sell the data to advertisers and governments. At that point I'll finally stop using a blastr relay.


Several hours a day! 🤣
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I hadn't considered the legal aspect of monetization. Interesting. I imagine though that being Android only is probably easier than also having to deal with Apple and their app store policies, no? Damus likely has a harder path to follow than Amethyst.

Regardless, I for one am ready to support Amethyst whatever route you go. This is IMO the very best Nostr app. I use it several hours a day every day.


All of this could have been avoided, but TPTB wanted a proxy war with Russia.
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RIP


I wasn't following very many users in the beginning, and then I made the mistake of just following back the 1000ish npubs that were following me. A few months ago I cleaned out my follow list and since then I've been more selective about who I follow. Occasionally I unfollow somebody who starts posting garbage. The upside of having a high signal quality follow list besides a better feed is that you can suggest your follow list to new users to get them started.


All of nature is organisms eating other organisms. Humans who pretend they are not a part of this natural order are confused. Stop murdering innocent plants and eat a steak!


A one time fee is more appropriate for a finished product that doesn't require continued development, like a video compression app for example.


Me too. Some days I get carried away and other days I'm kind of stingy. It tends to depend on my alby balance. When there's a couple hundred thousand sats in it at least I'm more likely to blast it 10k sometimes to show my appreciation.

I should probably slow my zapping down a bit honestly. I've zapped nearly 2 million in the past 10ish months that I've been using Nostr.


A few thousand sats


So far I've just been generously zapping whenever nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z posts a note with an Amethyst update announcement.


I would be willing to pay up to $5/month to use the fully featured version of #Amethyst. There can be a stripped down free version for those who don't want to pay.

These Nostr client devs have been donating a lot of time and effort for us to be able to use #Nostr for social media and have so far asked nothing of us in return.

I say it's time for them to monetize in proper V4V fashion. Just please don't make me look at ads.


Pay up you freeloaders!
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I love Nostr.band! The advanced search tool is especially useful for finding old notes.


These token scams are still viable because they're still new and not enough people have lost money to them yet. Eventually people will be wise to them, and also probably regulators like the SEC will bring charges against a few of the perpetrators of them. Give it time. Unfortunately I think it will just have to play out and some rubes will have to get scammed.


Fun stuff


Anything that makes transactions cheaper and allows fitting more transactions into each block is a good thing IMO.


I'm still ambivalent about ordinals.

They're mostly a waste of block space, but have legitimate use cases as well.

The childish behavior of putting silly JPEGs on the blockchain will mostly get priced out or otherwise exhausted.

The scammy BRC-20 token nonsense is just getting started and will come in waves. Eventually the people dumb enough to fall victim to these pump and dump scams will all have been scammed and everyone else will be as wise to it as we are to the Nigerian prince email scam.

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In ten years MSTR will not only be in the S&P500, they will be in the top five by market cap.


Mike Tython!


Ugh. I love eating pizza, but I always feel like shit after I eat that much bread.


It's been six months at least since I've perused the global feed.

I use a trust system to find new follows.

I follow those of you from whom I value your content, and sometimes you'll repost a good note from somebody I was unaware of, so I'll go follow that user.


I still find it to be quite friendly. Sounds like you may need to clean out your feed with some unfollow/block action my brother.


Some of the most intelligent and aware people I've ever met on the Internet. It's so refreshing and stimulating to interact with you all!


As somebody who used to scam/scare people into buying term life insurance I 100% agree. I hated that business FWIW. Was never very good at it, and the people I observed who were very good at it were awful humans.


Yes! My diet is about 95% meat and dairy. A little carbs here and there won't kill you but I don't eat carbs daily. Maybe once or twice a week.


💯 nutrition is paramount!


It's fun to see play out.


The best combination!

WARNING: Side effects may include freedom and laser eyes!

https://i.nostr.build/6lPP.jpg


Going to copyright Nostr and sue nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6 for copyright infringement. CSW inspired me.


Health insurance is the biggest scam!

It's a lot cheaper to just not get sick!

Follow me for more life advice!


Hahaha Matt Furie learned this lesson the hard way. 🐸


I love coffee!

I've had way too much coffee today!

Zoom! Zoom! Zoom! 🚀

https://i.nostr.build/ev90.gif


Expect to see much more of this in the next year


Tucker Carlson - The Dark Side of DEI

DEI, while originally well intentioned, has in practice effectively become anti-white racism.

https://www.flare.pub/w/naddr1qqr5xjtjtaf9x6cpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyqxsvjqtp3hrhc7f5xn96lntcgy3yf74t06vwlhtvqmm5amkcvqwcqcyqqqgtwc4mqvtv


DEI, while originally well intentioned, has in practice effectively become anti-white racism.


Not your keys.... You know....


Sounds interesting 🤔


Sometimes that's all you can do. The dealership still has my car and I want to rage at them for not getting it done but that won't speed up the shipping of my key fobs that they're waiting for.


Frustrating!


Good plan!


Boring work day.

What's everybody up to today?


Trading = gambling.

Don't gamble with the best money on Earth.


One of the reasons why influencers are afraid of Nostr


That will probably be the way to go forward. Either you use a free client that wastes a little screen space showing you ads, or you pay a small subscription fee to use the same client without ads, because as you say, not everyone understands V4V or appreciates the work that goes into developing and maintaining product or service.


PSA: not growing a manly beard puts you in greater danger of being butt raped by horny Muslims.
https://i.nostr.build/o8rL.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1647&blurhash=%5DTNn8uIoN%24%24znNT2afRkn%23oI%7EKen%24cR.bd%25aWUxVWFNH01ozSknOV%3FI%7Ba%24M%7DxCt5NaRkROt7W%3Dg3odt6WXRkNFocs%3AWBae&x=a241b4b8942365be63392f46edbabc3a838b645ec66648a35aa20d3c2c5b865f


That will work excellently on Android, but Apple will squash it unless they can take their 30% cut.


But I just bought ten million of them! Wen pump???


GM! 🌽🚀⚡


GM #Nostr

Sun is up and so am I. ☕🌞

What shenanigans shall we get up to today?


🤣👇
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Finally. The orange and purple pills, with the correct number of fingers.
https://i.nostr.build/6lPP.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1792x1024&blurhash=iDC6QE%23%7D00O_%2C.nKS*IcJQ5pNLwGxZTLV%40v%7DtQoz0%7DR.%3DGxmkrRXNstPrWt1xHWGEfaKxZozV%40bIT1WArWkETKjXVqkDtS&x=108342ec3ed8bc030f7bc05ec7e9837c8ce98c8722785f4d3916c7e1b5a4cba0
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AI is retarded sometimes. This picture was almost perfect except for the extra finger:
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So I ask it to correct it...
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FFS, is it fucking with me on purpose?? 🙄


👀👇
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This one was light and sweet. A bit sweeter than I like actually. I prefer the more vinegary kombucha.


You Americans are so innocent!

Its up to three years jail here for possession of a firearm blueprint. More if they can tack on conspiracy to manufacture, or intent to distribute.

Dunno what they plan to do about all the old machinist and engineering texts with firearms examples. Probably nothing, but then selectively enforce based on politics...


This is the only bar+restaurant in the valley that serves non-alcoholic kombucha on tap.
https://i.nostr.build/geel.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=768x1020&blurhash=_AFqzK05x%3FOS0%24s%2BjD7%25JWnOR6I%5Bs%2BrqGI-%3AadRP-nR*ac5Aflxtof%251axe-9aIos%3AozS4xEw%7CvyRPbvkWS4NuS%24RgoaRnoMocWEa%25%23PwaR-bbjYkDXARNn%23e%3DspjES%24X9&x=d7bee234299c6f23267af3e5e721ba7722de939318f1c6c30465d3e2b4e59e77


There is an online casino currently offering betting odds on which politicians will turn out to be on the Epstein client list when it gets released 🤣


Gives you kidney stones, that's all I know. Still like me some almonds though, in moderation.


I'll just rip that shit and back it up to Nostr build 🤣


LSD cat!


And you need to cut out a few of these 👇

https://gamma.io/inscription/6862c89b3055fe6860ab7af2337c50d8ff91e4845f8e7e44919fd2031279d47ai0


Stunning!


Did you take that photo yourself?


New years resolution #3:

Yo quiero aprender mas Espanol!


No limits with #Strike

Alby limits aren't a problem for most of us but a celeb like you will keep hitting that limit. Congratulations on the success.


Love it


Fees more than cut in half since about 4 hours ago. Nice try spammers. Thanks for playing.
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🤣🤣🤣
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I've only been awake for about 4.5 hours and it's already sunset. Glad at least we're already past the darkest day of the year and the days will start getting longer.
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Many good attributes. A few flaws. Acting like it's 100% perfect in all aspects is foolish and counterproductive to the cause.
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Bullish on supporting the Bitcoin economy! LFG!! 🌽🚀


Automatic translations is a very underrated feature of many Nostr social apps. Love it!


Most of the time I like to go to bed early and wake up early. But recently I've been staying up very late.


Slept much too late! I need to stop staying awake past midnight!


I like the detail and textures in this one 👀


I have done nothing productive today, but at least I stacked some more 🌽


Congratulations on block three to all OCEAN miners 🎉.

The miner used the standard template which filters spam and as a result block 823129 included ~1400 more real financial transactions that otherwise would have been left out in the cold. This is the cleanest block #Bitcoin has seen in ages.


Russia is based
https://www.hrw.org/news/2023/11/30/russia-supreme-court-bans-lgbt-movement-extremist


I am about 80% certain the deep state will put Biden out to pasture and replace him before November. Either way, 2024 is going to be quite a show.


The most powerful nation on Earth is controlled by a bunch of senile geriatrics who belong in a nursing home
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He lets me hold his keys for him. He trusts me.


I used to like drugs and video games for the dopamine rush.

Now when I need a hit of dopamine I just hit these two buttons.

https://i.nostr.build/qPRg.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=436x205&blurhash=Z04o1d4n00of%25M004n_3a%7B9Ft7%25MRjRjxut7M%7BWB00%25M%7EqD%259F_3-%3B4nM%7B%7EqM%7B4n%25M-%3BD%25IU-%3Bj%5B&x=6fa07c081a76f1eed980e4543b4a226d26ae2717d17b4f17e1679ee82ff45643
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Good doggo!


That app is just a wrapper for handbrake. You can use handbrake in Linux too.


Buying/selling a lot of shares of a spot ETF results in the same price slippage as buying/selling actual Bitcoin on the spot market. Either way large buyers need to use an OTC desk. The ETF changes nothing in that respect. What it does is gives Wall Street a more efficient tool for price manipulation through options trading on those ETFs.


Imagine buying BSV right now thinking that you're front running a BSV ETF because a bunch of people on Shitter told you that CSW is going to win COPA v. Wright and force all the ETFs to use BSV instead of Bitcoin. 🤯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙄

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IDK much about this subject, but perhaps the video file needs to be properly compressed before you upload it

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=me.aravi.compressor


#asknostr 👀👇
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Just checked my budget and decided to grab another ~500k sats myself.


Imagine buying a Bitcoin ETF when it's so easy to buy and hold actual Bitcoin 🙄


It's hard to feel bad for the people who are stupid enough to fall for this shit


The problem with ordinals is not that people are putting data on the blockchain in general. The problem is that Taproot made it cheaper than it ought to be. If it were appropriately cost-prohibitive, people would only inscribe very important things.


The misinfo campaign has been relentless recently 👀👇
https://i.nostr.build/aJAZ.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1872&blurhash=%5BNBpnUM%7BITRjM%7Bofofj%5B00x%5B%25Mt7%3FbRjRja%7B%7EqM%7BM%7BWB4nxuxuof9Ft7t7of_3M%7BRjWBxuR*WBay&x=b1c7dcd5923ba979d905924f0bebed614b3235157eddd6baac07c5e9a527ccfd


Torrents are ephemeral. People stop seeding them. There are documents that I used to have that I can't find anymore. The bitcoin blockchain is forever.


Being able to guarantee that prohibited data remains always available and impossible to censor is not useless.

Try finding the dimensions to mill out an AR-15 auto sear on Google.


So what I've been watching play out on Shitter recently is that the largest BSV bag holders have been pushing a very aggressive misinfo campaign recently claiming that CSW is all but guaranteed to win the COPA v. Wright case that is set for next month and that as a result all the exchanges will delist BTC and replace it with BSV.

Entirely absurd and so I don't really feel sorry for anyone who is stupid enough to believe it.

The truth is they are very afraid that this case will put an end to CSW's claims of being Satoshi and so they are desperately trying to get people to buy BSV right now and pump their bags so they can get out.

The number of Shitter posts from this group has increased significantly over the past two weeks. They are preying on the ignorant.


I hate sleeping in so late. It always puts me in a certain kind of mood that I don't like.


More true now that instead of putting the info on a single centralized web server, you can store it on tens of thousands of Bitcoin nodes all around the world.


Some serious shenanigans going on here. This will end badly for all the people who got duped into buying this shit recently. I almost feel bad for them. Almost.
https://i.nostr.build/OXyY.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1245&blurhash=%5E24Bzdnk02aL%7ETWB%7EUof02fk%7EAfR%7EAoz4%3Dba%5Eha%7BwZaeJWof-mozMvjZpJjaxVjZD%24W.%25NkCadofIVofxtofM%7BkCOZae%24yWBIqWVXoofw%40aeENWB&x=69d2870f62696e994acafa1a1f0aa9dd5f6b06c3307cf9b60094fdb62756fce9


https://image.nostr.build/8c0726a90969b51534c64ccd58e82f10db7c3418b12621c31e5c28ab68982616.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 823,197 🤙💜


That's because it is not yet illegal to distribute 3D printer plans for gun frames. The ATF can't tell websites to take them down or prosecute anyone for sharing them. This image that I linked on the other hand, it is a federal felony for anyone who is not a class III FFL dealer to be in possession of or use to mill out that particular object.


There are legitimate use cases for ordinals that have nothing to do with dumbass monkey JPEGs or shit token pump and dump scams.

https://gamma.io/inscription/6862c89b3055fe6860ab7af2337c50d8ff91e4845f8e7e44919fd2031279d47ai0


Price just chilling here lately, giving us all time to stack more before it rips higher.
https://i.nostr.build/RJ60.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x926&blurhash=%7B44--1of0fWB%5Eis%3B5RWB%7EBj%5B0zWU%5Eiof9uay%3D_of9%5Eof%3Dway9vfk%2C.WVJVof-6WBENofVYf6XTofxCWBNdofM_ofbcoLt6WBR%2CfkWBbHWAWBozkCofayNcofs8WBS%24t7xZaeENoMxCWBNKj%5D%24%25WU&x=ed36d48d696b0d9716e402084d123a20cb6ff7897119852d06f7338919baeff6


Goddamn fees went back up! 🤬
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Wait, are you suggesting that you are NOT actually a laser eyed yellow labrador? 🤯


Manifesting good things!


I kept it anon for a few months at first, but then I decided that I like all you weirdos and so I started doxxing my face occasionally.


1:225,000 odds is slim. Slightly better chance than solo mining with 2 Petahash. But the potential payout is better than a bitcoin block reward. Feeling lucky today LFG!!! 🎲🚀


GM even though it's almost noon ☕🤷


Got my hand on ice after I splashed boiling water all over my fingers 😬


Even my beard is racist and sexist 🧔🤷

https://www.gq.com/story/history-of-beard-19th-century-sexist-racist


If somebody expounds your point and drives it home even harder, that person also deserves a zap. ⚡
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Everything is racist in woke America
https://www.peta.org/blog/cows-milk-perfect-drink-supremacists/


If you ask a question to the Nostr community and you get a helpful answer, give that user a decent zap. ⚡


Who TF funds this so called research??


File this under 'might be useful in the future'

https://archive.org/details/usa-tm-31-210-improvised-munitions-handbook


Is there a Nostr based file hosting tool like pastebin? I want to upload PDFs somewhere.


Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a gif
https://i.nostr.build/K5q2.webp
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Just stack what you can afford when you can


Send nodes


... Yes. "private key"


The balance of the UTXO doesn't affect the fee cost. The number of UTXOs and any other data included in the transaction is what affects the size of the transaction and therefore the fee amount. For a single UTXO simple transaction the fee estimates on mempool.space are pretty accurate.


Wanna see my private key?


C


Blow it out your ass, Bogwog


I hate this shit. Pay $20 a month and get rate limited for 2 hours! Six more minutes to go...
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Cornychat at work all day.

I'm working so hard!

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Just casually pushing the limits of the GPT-4/DALLE-3 content policy
#frogstr
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Anybody looking for a God candle?
#Cornstr

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Yikes! 😱


Yooooo come hang out with us!
cornychat.com/generalchat


LFG!! 🌽⚡🚀


Gotta head to work in a little bit, but once I open the shop and settle in I might get some all day corny chat going on. 🤔🌽⚡🚀


CIVIL WAR!!!


Many won't make it through what's coming


GM! ☕🚀


GM!


Noooo! That's terrible!


I gotta stop staying up so late!


GM Nostr!

Having a chaotic morning already. Hit snooze a couple times on my alarm, then accidently swiped the other direction the next time and turned it off. Then it felt like all I did was blink and a whole hour went by in a flash.

Then I went to make coffee. I ground my coffee beans and put water in the coffee maker and all that, but I forgot to turn it on. Went back five minutes later to get a cup of coffee and there was no coffee yet.

Still got just over an hour until I have to be at work so I got enough time to drink my pot of coffee.

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Goodnight Nostr!


Boudhanath stupa, Kathmandu 1995 #photostr #artstr https://image.nostr.build/5be0b6ce3863e5d094363f49030420842c3ddcfe2814f87751be8eb7a43fd578.jpg


Actual photo of Satoshi Nakamoto gifting Bitcoin to humanity, 2009, colorized.

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Damn it's returning a lot of errors for me. 2/3 of the time it returns an error.


Goddammit! Which one of you degens broke it??

nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx was it you bro? 🤨

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Yum!


Dude those frogs look gangsta!


#Cornstr #lacasina

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Merry Christmas! 🎄🎁


Merry #Cornstr Christmas! 🌽🎄🎁⚡

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It's almost time to make New Year's resolutions.

For the new year I make the following two resolutions:

1. I will be kinder on social media! I will try my best not to rage about things or go off on people. I ask you all to call me out if I forget and break this resolution.

2. I am going to follow and get to know more people around the world. I want to break out of my American bubble and make friends all around the world. Please teach me about your country, and maybe in 2025 I will travel and visit your country. For 2024 I am going to work on saving up a travel fund so that I can do this.

I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas. Let's ring in the new year together and make 2024 the best year yet!


The COVID cunts deserve mockery and ridicule for at least the next decade


Trying to explain transaction fees and UTXO consolidation to my kids' mom and drive home the point that she needs to dig up those open dimes and get them to me so I can consolidate all the UTXOs onto a coldcard for them before fees go back up.

Not sure she really understands the urgency or how much potential future value that much Bitcoin will have for the kids by the time they're grown up, but I'm going to keep nagging her about it until she does it.

The open dimes were supposed to be very temporary but I ended up making a lot more deposits to them than I had originally planned before I got around to buying them a coldcard. It's making me really nervous for them to have such large balances on a couple of shitty open dimes.
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Hello from the USA, #Siamstr!

I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas today.

I would like to learn more about your beautiful country.


Totally unplanned, but while I was out walking with my friend we happened to walk by the Japanese steakhouse and saw it was open, and sushi sounded like a great idea.
#foodstr
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Beautiful sunny day so I decided to go for a stroll
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Alright that's enough zapping. Alby wallet needs to be reloaded again. I hope I got everybody. Merry Christmas all! 🎄🎁⚡🌽


where("um"){
  replaceWith("fuck")
  }


Merry zappy Christmas everybody! 🌽⚡🎄🎁

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I love automatic translations. They're not perfect in Amethyst but they're good enough that I can have a conversation with somebody who doesn't speak my language.

Also if you didn't know, there are a lot of new nostriches from Thailand. Search the #siamstr hashtag and say hi to a few.


That's one of my favorite books!


So sad. I won't even open the Shitter app today. Nostr is so jolly today! Merry Christmas Derek! 🎄🎁⚡🌽


If you're outside the USA you'll need to VPN tunnel to the US to listen to Pandora, but this is a great Christmas music station. Check it out!

Merry Christmas! 🎄🎁🎶

https://pandora.app.link/Eb0H7DvbPFb


Second pot of coffee started. I'm all jacked up and wishing everyone on #Nostr a very zappy Christmas! 🎄🎁⚡🌽

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Yeah image AI is so random. Sometimes I'll generate the same prompt 10-20 times before I get what I want out of it.


Those corn meteors are brilliant


I be zapping corn to all the good boys and girls


Corn for all the good boys and girls! ⚡🌽🎁

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I find that font very hard to read


Good morning and Merry Christmas 🎄🎁

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Alright it's definitely time for bed! Goodnight, and Merry Christmas! 🎄🤷😴


This guy looks like the actor who would play nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m in a movie

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It's a lot of images. Stay tuned for issue #2!


Node, schmode. When I need more inbound liquidity in Phoenix I just tap a button. 😎👌


I really like amethyst. The automatic translations are really good.


Use Phoenix wallet on Android. Use the request incoming liquidity feature to avoid paying fees later. Transfer your purchased funds over lightning to Phoenix. Make sure you wrote down your seed phrase for Phoenix. Wait until you have 1-2 million sats in Phoenix and then transfer the whole stack on chain to your hardware wallet.


Good plan!


Any time I make an on chain transaction the network always goes 45-60 minutes without a block


Merry Christmas! 🎄🎁
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🍷🍸🍻🥦💨🎉🎄

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That reminds me I haven't backed up my follow list in a while and I can't remember the URL to do that! 🤔

nostr:npub1ujm8l8mupgwvu8pye2ged78pg3huectlmm6at66x5wffgvl2fkgsygt8l4's art pieces of all the Nostr OGs are going to be collector's pieces in a few years.


Nice. Gonna have a high quality shave now! Did she order that from Casswell Massie?


Yum!


Don't let the pigs jack your #Cornstr

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Hope you have a merry Christmas!


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Who's prepping a turkey for Christmas dinner?
#foodstr

https://v.nostr.build/nj7a.mp4


#Cornstr set the bank of shitcoins on fire 👀🔥

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#Cornstr
#lacasina

https://i.nostr.build/QJxY.png


#Cornstr #lacasina
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Live look at the ChatGPT data center right now

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Good! Enjoy your family time!


Revenge of the shitcoins

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#Cornstr will stomp all shitcoins!

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IYKYK

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ChatGPT version: https://i.nostr.build/jJ0G.png


Bing version: https://i.nostr.build/49Eq.jpg


Gm #cornstr 🎅💨🌽 https://image.nostr.build/aeef6519ea7aa4853cd7fb352b69a29906eb4c18ae4dc3a66e8daebe404b1679.jpg


Disney Presents #cornstr https://i.nostr.build/wz0l.png


GM #Nostr

Happy Christmas eve!

Time for coffee!
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GM and meet Christmas eve to you sir!


Your typical ordinals enjoyoor

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GM!

I need to go to bed 😆


BREAKING INTO YOUR FEED WITH THE #CORNSTR MEGA MIX!!!

$BOOST THIS SHIT AND FILL EVERYONE'S FEED WITH MOAR #CORNSTR!!!

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ALL CREATORS HAVE BEEN ADDED TO THE ZAP SPLIT FOR THIS NOTE SO YOU CAN ZAP THEM

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If you made it this far without your client crashing, congratulations!


Come say hi!

cornychat.com/mainchat


Might drop in and say hi when I get home in a little bit if y'all are still in there


I can't wait for ETF investors to experience their first 50% drawdown! 😈

https://i.nostr.build/jo6l.jpg


Isn't that the one that keeps getting broke by DoS attacks?


Indeed. And I'm a shitcoin dealer. I sell this stuff all day long baby! 🤣

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If I go clean shaven people think I'm only 22 or younger and I get asked for ID to buy nicotine.


LMAO I saw that earlier and for a minute I thought you changed your profile pic


I was having intermittent issues trying to zap WoS users earlier today from Alby.


Corporate incentives and high time preference


It amazes me that there are still so many bitcoiners on Shitter who aren't active on Nostr. Lost souls...


Have you seen the new Dune movie? It only covers the first 1/3 of the book but it was very well done.


When I worked casino surveillance I watched this fat lady do that exact maneuver face first into a row of gaming machines


nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 will pay all of these. He loves it when people post invoices!


IDK man other people were doing it and I felt left out 🤣


These are a little spendy, but they're really good when you want a hot beverage that's more substantial than tea
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Story time:

I once wrote a BitMex trading bot that was range trading Bitcoin perps during a time when Bitcoin was fairly range bound and boring. Low volatility.

That motherfucker was literally printing money for a couple months. But I was lazy and careless with how I built it and didn't include a drawdown limit to shut it off.

While I was on vacation in San Antonio some volatility returned to the market and Bitcoin started making those big chart candles again, and that bot ate shit. I logged on from my laptop in the hotel one morning to see how it had been doing and discovered that my account had been liquidated.

My Bitcoin balance that had almost 10Xed had gone to zero. I always learn important lessons the hard way. 🤣


Nice! Bookmarked!


Greetings from Argentina.

Let's talk more about President Javier Milei's megadecree, shall we?

Milei's recent decree to allow citizens to transact in whatever currency they choose marks a significant and peaceful shift in the nation's economic policy. This move can be seen as a testament to the principles of free-market economics, where the freedom of choice and competition are fundamental.

By allowing multiple currencies to circulate and compete, President Milei is effectively enabling the most efficient and trusted forms of money to emerge naturally, based on the preferences and needs of the people. This decision not only fosters a more competitive and resilient economy but also aligns closely with libertarian economic philosophies.

Murray Rothbard aptly resonates with this theme: "The free market is the name for the array of all the voluntary exchanges that take place in the world." Rothbard's emphasis on voluntary exchanges echoes Milei's approach, underscoring the belief that economic freedom is a cornerstone of a prosperous and stable society.

In essence, President Milei's policy is a peaceful solution that respects individual choice and embraces the inherent wisdom of the free market. By allowing people to choose the best money for their transactions, the policy paves the way for a more dynamic and responsive economy, rooted in the principles of liberty and free enterprise.

The key change for the road ahead of us in Argentina is that coercion has no place in private contracts. Once people get a taste of that freedom there's no going back.


I only take it on work days. But I've never experienced any after effects or withdrawals from it. I have customers come in sometimes who look like they're jonesing pretty hard for it. For some people it's addictive. Just depends how you're wired.


White maeng da kratom puts me in such a jolly mood 😁


Nothing you can do except yell at them until the unfuck their shit 🤷


🎶It's a very #Cornstr Christmas! 🎶


The world would be a better place if more people ate more bacon


It's not all doom and gloom.

Yeah, the money is fucked, government debt is skyrocketing, politicians are corrupt, corporations hate us, the media lies to us, and the WEF wants to exterminate us all...

But at least we have #Bitcoin and #Nostr


Well now all the zaps went though. ⚡🌽🚀🤙
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I think I can speak for everyone in saying that nostr.build is awesome and makes Nostr great! Love what you guys are doing! It's foundational to the social media angle of Nostr. Can't wait to see what you do next!
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Keep the #Cornstr going! 🌽🚀
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Yeah alby is working fine today


Most zaps are failing right now. Only 2 of 16 out of this prism went through. All wallet of satoshi addresses failed and so did the ln.tips ones
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Prohibition is a defacto monopoly for criminals
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Yes!


Probably


I never noticed


Yum!


Pretty snow flakes falling on my nostr:npub1nxy4qpqnld6kmpphjykvx2lqwvxmuxluddwjamm4nc29ds3elyzsm5avr7 creator's page! ❄

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Repost and quote are underrated tools apparently 🤣


#Damus trying to display the #Cornstr mega mix

https://v.nostr.build/n5KQ.mp4
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Do you mean it is ...

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😁😅🌽


#Damus can't handle that much #Cornstr! 🤣🌽🚀


Weirdly Amethyst scrolls it smoothly after you expand the note view but when the note is rolled up scrolling gets a little jerky.


My friend pulled it up on iOS Primal and said it worked fine.


Low key stress testing all the Nostr clients today 😆


I mean who the hell makes a post with 80+ images though??? 🤣🌽🚀


Promised and delivered!

The whole time I was building this post I was praying that Amethyst didn't crash on me before I finished it! 🤣
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BREAKING INTO YOUR FEED WITH THE #CORNSTR MEGA MIX!!!

$BOOST THIS SHIT AND FILL EVERYONE'S FEED WITH MOAR #CORNSTR!!!

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ALL CREATORS HAVE BEEN ADDED TO THE ZAP SPLIT FOR THIS NOTE SO YOU CAN ZAP THEM

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If you made it this far without your client crashing, congratulations!


Udi is the worst kind of shitcoiner.


They're so proud that their blockchain has become a giant trash collector. They'll tell you all about how BSV is the superior scaling solution. 99% of the transactions their network is processing are ordinals spam.
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Yes the BSVtards are touting their "superior scaling solution" on Shitter lately, but 99% of the transactions that their network is processing are ordinals spam. Fees are still low, very low. Anybody mining this shit is mining at huge loss. Anybody trying to run a full node needs terabytes of storage and is quickly needing more and more. It's not a solution.


In case you weren't around for the block size wars, this is why you can't just make the blocks bigger to accommodate spam.

Bcash forked and made the blocks bigger, and then BSV forked from that and introduced dynamic block size.

Imagine you're trying to run a full node at home and the storage requirement for the blockchain starts increasing by an average of 400 MB every ten minutes. 😱🤯
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Beautiful sunny day!


WTF?


Cartoon is on point and OP is a gullible dipshit duped by propaganda.


That's what I've been wondering for over a decade is what are the other things he said he was moving on to?


What's more retarded?

Calling cartoonish low res jpegs art?

Or thinking that it's a valuable one of a kind?

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Do the 80% that will get the job done and keep you from getting fired. Don't sweat the other 20%.


LFG!!! ⚡🌽🚀
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Always shipping features and bug fixes like a boss!
Time to update amethyst again. BRB!
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Yes. They should!
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There's such a thing as too minimalist. People like pretty, flashy things. Google was taking minimalism too far for a while. One of the reasons I think Google+ never really took off is that it wasn't pretty enough.


GM!

Definitely will call my dad on Christmas.


In a hyperbitcoinized world I expect the banks, other large corps, and nation states will dominate block space on L1. Wealthy bitcoiners will still transact there but regular folks won't. Custodial L2 services will be the way for most people. The only significant difference between this banking system 2.0 and the legacy system will be the hard cap on the money supply, and that the Bitcoin network will make fractional reserve banking impossible because the network will not allow you to send out more money than you have. The people will benefit from saving in a deflationary currency.


That dude's a badass.


GM! 🌽🚀


Purdy


Personally I like seeing any of my creations circulating in the wild. It's why most of them end up on my Nostr build creators page. Anything on there is fair game.


Alright gentlemen, back to your corners!

Typically we repost stuff like that around here.

Ok to take and use without credit only if you're pretty sure the OP didn't create it themselves, like with some memes. But node created this one. A tag would have been courteous. Not required, just the polite thing to do.

Some things I'll take and upload to my own Nostr build account just to preserve them.

Like I'm going to collect every single #Cornstr artwork and do something with them, but I'll try to tag all the creators. Might miss one or two. Oh well.

Y'all are both salty this morning though.


GM #Nostr!

Be kind to one another. Writing that so I'll remember. Most of you are always kind and I love you for it.


Yesss! ☕


Put Sci-hub on #Nostr and make it bullet proof 🔬💪


Drinking buttered coffee in the morning keeps me energized and satiated all day, and then I just eat one high protein meal at night.


There was some loud angry shouting down the street and now I hear approaching sirens. Somebody is having a wild night. 🤨


Much cream! Butter and half and half!


The fact that blocking is a private, client side feature means we don't get to know how many people have already blocked #Cornstr


Kitty looks like he's having a bad mushroom trip 🤣


Wen #Cornstr music video? 🌽🚀


Those bot accounts that keep liking all my posts are my biggest fans 😎


Pics or it didn't happen!


I'll watch it and give it a like anyway


YouTube? 🤮

flare.pub bro! 🤙


🤣🤣🤣
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Works for me I guess 😜


I just changed my NIP-05 on my profile.

Try tagging me. Want to make sure it still works.


Tomorrow while I'm bored at work I'm going to compile and publish the #Cornstr MEGAMIX!


GM☀ Waking up with a crazy hashtag again means drawing it 🤣 #cornstr 🌽 #plebchai. nostr:note1cvq52xg492jxryplxgvd4e4y6qsx8cfd50hhhtva3ay4wqwxqwwsftq0ft


I really want to go visit Argentina.


YES
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There's not nearly enough #Cornstr around here


Good
Poon
Tang


I forgot the image!


Blessed are the holders, for they shall inherit the #Cornstr
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Blessed are the holders, for they shall inherit the #Cornstr
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IDK but they're my biggest fans lately. They be liking all my posts!


Not sure what's going to happen, but 100% some sort of shit is going to hit the fan. 👀


"The face of sin today often wears the mask of tolerance. Do not be deceived; behind that facade is heartache, unhappiness and pain. .. YOU be the one to make a stand for right, even if you stand alone. Have the moral courage to be a light for others to follow."


Buckle up buttercup!


Very cool


Looks like hate speech somehow... Reported!


Tastes like purple?


Low fees are back on the menu boys!
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Spending the day with the kiddos. We opened presents early. About to take them out for dinner in a little bit.

Have a merry Christmas! 🎄


*relay operators


More likely they'll go after the rally operators by going after hosting providers. I used to run a TOR exit relay on a server in Amsterdam and I had to respond to complaints daily so that the hosting provider wouldn't shut down my server. My response was a copy/pasted very wordy version of "I can't monitor or control the traffic coming from this IP address, sorry!"


There is by the EU definition. You don't see anybody shouting "NIGGER!" Very often because we don't engage with those people and they get tired of shouting into the void and leave. But mocking the idea that a man can become a woman is also hate speech by their definition. Then there's the nebulus definition of 'misinformation', which is basically anything questioning an official government narrative. When more and more normal reasonable speech gets banned as hate speech on centralized platforms Nostr will grow, and when it grows it will attract the attention and ire of governments that are trying to control the public conversation. To them I say GFY! 🖕🖕


I can't wait for these dipshits at the EU to find out that Nostr exists and doesn't have a company or CEO for them to sue 🤣🖕
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https://fra.europa.eu/en/publication/2023/online-content-moderation


The DAWKNESS!


#Nostr fixes this?
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The more I troll them on Shitter, the more the Shitter algo keeps dumping their shit into my feed even though I'm not following any of them. 🤣


I don't have any keys. I've never bought, sold, or transferred any Bitcoin and anything I've ever said to the contrary was a LARP! I only use US dollars and never the paper kind, and all my tax fillings have always been carefully prepared and accurate! 💯 💯 💯


Holy shit! It's the real Satoshi! Where did you come from bro? Followed!

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nostr:npub1ujm8l8mupgwvu8pye2ged78pg3huectlmm6at66x5wffgvl2fkgsygt8l4's collage artwork of all the OG nostriches are going to be collector pieces in a few years. 👌
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You got those too? I just started noticing those today. They don't even show up in my amethyst notifications but I can see the likes appearing under my posts. Really weird.


Yes doing that creates an on chain transaction to "splice out" funds from the lightning channel.


The IRS doesn't even have the manpower to audit all of the wealthy people in the USA. I'm not worth their time. Real tyranny will happen when they finally acquisition an AI system that can audit billions of financial transactions every year. But even then they'll need the lawyers to prosecute cases against people. For now the best thing for most people is to keep your tax fillings as simple as you possibly can. Things like doing itemized deductions raise your audit risk. Take the standard deduction even if you end up paying a little more that way. Keep it as simple as possible and you'll fly under their radar.


Alfons Capone was not prosecuted for racketeering, bootlegging, or murder. He was prosecuted for not paying taxes. But the reason they were able to prosecute him is that they got ahold of his ledgers that detailed all of his income. If there are no records, then they can't prove anything.


Yeah you're suppose to keep any tax related records in the US for 7 years, but I throw everything away. IMO if the IRS wants records maintained they can do it themselves. Not my problem if they they can't figure out whether or not I paid my taxes correctly. 🤷🤣


🤷 They walk among us


God help me to have the compassion not to pick on the mentally retarded. 🙏
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"You're stacking too much you crazy pleb!" -Strike
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I shall make larger and less frequent transactions in the future I guess. 🤷
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I don't need to have self custody of a tiny 200k sats balance. 🤣

I hold my own keys for my Phoenix wallet and coldcard.

It's not necessary for the little bit that gets zapped back and forth on Nostr.

Custodial services have lower fees for very small payments.


Any post of mine that is more than 2 months old, I've probably changed my mind about it or at least evolved my position to be more nuanced. 🤷🤣
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Looks like it's down again


It wasn't working earlier this morning


Don't do it
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Wait until you have at least a couple million sats in Phoenix and then move it on chain to your cold storage. (Don't keep more in Phoenix than equivalent to an amount of cash that you would keep stashed somewhere in your house though.) This way you keep your cold storage UTXOs large. That will matter in the future. Make sure you write down your seed phrase for Phoenix and keep it in a safe place so that you're able to restore the wallet on a new phone. Lastly, it's probably a good idea to use the request inbound liquidity feature (that's Android only for now) so that you don't end up paying miner fees every time you move funds from strike to Phoenix. There's a 1% service fee to do that (you should request a large amount) and you'll pay a miner fee once to splice that liquidity in, but that's better than paying a miner fee to splice in every time you transfer from strike to Phoenix, especially if on chain fees go higher over the next year which I expect they will.

I recommend coldcard for cold storage, but you can really use any offline device that will generate a seed phrase. Seed signer is cheap and works just fine. You can use that seed phrase years into the future to access you funds on any device.


Yes there is a certain user I'm about to block for the passive aggressiveness. It's obnoxious.


X2 agreed! 💯

I've been ignoring it but I will start blocking people posting 100k lightning invoices and bitching about them not being paid and all that shit!

That shit is low class.
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Hilarious. Literally nobody is serving federal time for simple possession of a small personal use amount of cannabis.

Another empty gesture from the Biden administration.


GM! 💜⚡🌽


Start one in cornychat! #Cornstr🌽


Hahaha 90% of the time when I can't zap somebody, they're running their own node and something is misconfigured or not working.

That happens a lot more often than my custodial service being down.

I'll let alby custody the little 100k-200k sats that I keep in it for zapping people on Nostr. It's more reliable most of the time.


Alby is down this morning. Nooooooooooooooooo!
🌽🚫⚡🚫👎😱💀


Yeah alby not working.


Brilliant! 🤣👌
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To war!
#cornstr

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GM! #Nostr

I'll think of something clever to say after I brew my coffee........... 😴


Ah! Yes I forgot the laser eyes!


This is some fucking sci-fi dystopia shit 🤮
https://i.nostr.build/aAyJ.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x768&blurhash=%3BDS%7D%3AwU%5Ey%3Foft%2CpIpco%7DpIqHa0b%5EjtbbkWg3bbg3l9bbjFaKf6j%5BaKkWaep_e.enkCa1kCaKf6jZyXa0V%40kqVskVaeaKbbVYayjZkWkCaej%5BaKkqpIk%3DVse.kVa0aLaekCpIkWaKaekCaKjZkCaK&x=e19fd98ffae46548de397338e7e42cf9515526ccd07ce28d582aa1b6834ce0b1


Gross.


My old friend insomnia is back 👀


We are at war!
#Cornstr
https://i.nostr.build/Vymv.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1024x1024&blurhash=UUFr66-oR.s.%7EV%25Lt6WBtSxut6Rkkqt7j%5Bj%40&x=1ef4ac445e268580b7232545cfc568e5836b4a01a1f1f407719c105913f379e6


GM!


https://image.nostr.build/c1d6bd22450fe527063f592e745f873c92f3254aeebf3431458bcaf89384aba5.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 822,314 🤙💜


Yeah this product name doesn't work for me.

All I can think of is
"Beetconneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeect!"

https://www.flare.pub/w/naddr1qqr4zsttdpu5xncpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsygq4kh8keh6068qz729uec83jl904exgclrx503wywhelesssaf3tcpsgqqqskasy4eaxd


Oh man. The name though. All I can think of is "Beetconneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeect!"


New pinned tweet over on Shitter
https://m.primal.net/HUsq.png


Wow...

Tunestr
Wavelake
Flare
Fountain

Shit is about to get real

#Nostr #V4V


That's was amazing! #Nostr FTW! 🚀🚀🚀
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Meanwhile, at Mission Control, Bryan is being orange pilled because he now is curious about you nostrich maniacs in the chat. https://video.nostr.build/8172cca1194b56a0b9ed40d466b410ac09e9006a28f3ffadc9e77be4db108b2b.mp4


Catch y'all later


All the centralized services with their monetizations schemes got nothing on what this shit is going to do


NOSTR IS SO FUCKING COOL


Great show!


Gimme that bass!!!!


Just realized that now I'm home I can pipe this through my stereo


Oh I got it back in Amethyst now yay


not working in Amethyst or on tunestr on my chromebook


I'm on the phone with the Nostr CEO right now


I want to zap like 69420 and 123 and 12345 and 123456


This shit needs custom zap amounts though


JUST KEEP ZAPPING THAT WILL HELP


we killed it????


Just got home from work


Fine I'll watch it on my phone with Amethyst then!


chromebook issues not stream issues


Tried to refresh the page but now I just have the spinning wheel of doom and the livestream won't sync up


uhoh I lost the stream


Tune in to #Tunestr!
https://tunestr.io/naddr1qq9rzdesxverqd3h8ymsyg9e6qkt3lw7kxghq8kqvj8r0mgldta6yclqqc8uqcye5c59r5j7qspsgqqqwensjz7t54
https://m.primal.net/HUsT.png


Hell yeah, Nostr!
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OK I cleaned the store, I got 30 minutes and then I gotta close up shop and go home. LFG!!!


They better start soon, it's almost that time that I have to get up and clean the store and get ready to close for the night


Listen to this in the meantime: https://www.flare.pub/w/naddr1qqr5s42zw4m4qdcppamhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5pzqrgxfq9scm3mu0y6rfja0e4uyzgjyl24hax80m4kqda6wamvxq8vqvzqqqy9hvw8x8ft


WEN SHOW???


I am NOT a dev I just tell them all what they SHOULD do with their projects lol


Yeah local artists make money selling merch at their shows, not from the venue


Didn't miss anything then


oh I see


I was watching a lame ass youtube livestream then


I missed one??


I'm at work right now so I'm getting paid to sit here and watch this haha!


brb don't start without me!


I got time to go make another cup of tea?


Yes you can build it but we'll all mock you for it


I already zapped more than I'll typically pay to see a local live concert


oh you mean like how BSV is a spork of a spork of Bitcoin?


SPORK IT


LOVE IT!!!!


XD


KARNAGE ON TOP AGAIN!!!!


YES LFG!!! ⚡⚡⚡🌽🌽🌽🚀🚀🚀
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tunstr kinda buggy on mobile browser. Definitely better on a pooter


Really?


I usually don't keep more than 200k in Alby


hahaha oh yeah


I am very impressed with the quality of this stream


I will if I see it


Damn I gotta top off my Alby extension lol


lmao zap that corn!


Zap some #Cornstr🌽


An email receipt is less likely to get lost and you can always print it out later


LFG!!!!!! 🌽⚡🚀


Going to check it out! 👀


He bought it on wish.com


Yes. We're almost a quarter of the way into the 21st century and they're still living in 1970.


Customer: "Can I get a receipt?"

Me: "Sure! Text or email?"

Customer: "You can't print it?"

Me: "No, we don't waste paper"

Customer: "But I need a receipt."

Me: "You bet! Text or email?"

Customer: "..........Nevermind!"

Me: "Have a merry Christmas!" 🤣


-0.9% didn't decimate your purchasing power. Stop FUDing.
https://i.nostr.build/l9Zn.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1872&blurhash=%5B77Uh%5Ep7VUIwQbMabWT2ErWARLxwPqtRV%3Bx04Tvgo%7Ext%3F%5EyDRNWCvvESxeNEL%7EIqxck6%25-yFWJi%5D&x=32da862c603e567d8051d9e765698a2997eaa6c97e1939825a699a381ebe330d


Your time preference is wrong


It's not down. It's up. Way up. Why do people think it's down? Zoom out and look at the lows, not the highs. The trend is up up up up up up up! Always up. If you bought it when it was $40k above the moving averages, I'm sorry. Bad timing on your part. Ride it out and keep buying. The trend will make you whole.
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I must have the #bullshitstr badge!


Nobody wanted to listen to the Dr
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A new competitor has entered the arena!
#Cornstr🌽

cornychat.com


"There's #Cornstr🌽 in them there hills"

https://i.nostr.build/3K7l.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1024x1024&blurhash=U8F%23mX0206-.%25LM%7C%24%7BE302%7EnI%3BVZic%5E%245AIq&x=20e91cd71d782b1e3a8b4bfc8555b0db2f891ef4f762b37f73123e60a3c08d99


Indiscriminately zapping every post with #Cornstr🌽


The most powerful nation on Earth is run by a bunch of geriatrics who belong in a nursing home
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Fuck it!

Just stacked even more #Cornstr🌽  GFY!🖕

https://i.nostr.build/EyLM.jpg
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GM!

Nostr...

The Nostr...

It's open for debate 🤷

But the important thing is to capitalize the first letter in Nostr because we are a sovereign nation of the Internet.


New Disney Movie announced! https://image.nostr.build/4ba9f4520504b67ab1f65bf1bcff1613b8d6704f37137fa725196aecfc05d08c.jpg


Us pure bloods will outlive all the NPCs who took that mRNA therapy. They deserve it for acting like they were better than us in their obedience.


An investment in freedom! LFG! 🚀


Price is up or down or whatever IDK I just stacked some more #Bitcoin 🤷


These absolutely based motherfuckers funnel almost every penny they collect in donations into funding lawsuits against anti gun laws and they keep winning!


Some kind of BRC-20 air drop I'd wager


FPC = Boss
NRA = cuck
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Lots of rapid fire zapping breaks Amethyst lately. I end up having to force close the app.


I don't know if you've been paying attention, but the gun grabbers have been losing a lot of legal ground all over the United States the last few years.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/california-law-banned-carrying-firearms-public-places-blocked-federal-rcna130735


#zapathon es muerte 💀


#GMmaximalist
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The Shitter algo makes me laugh.

If I spend time trolling posts on a particular topic, it starts filling my 'for you' feed with more and more of those posts.

Now my feed over there is 90% BSVtards even though I'm not following a single one of them 🤣


💯
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Reminder not to be an ass when you travel
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Hot damn! I better get writing!
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They tried to get him to start a war, and not only did he not take the bait, but he called them out publicly and declared retribution.


Gonna have to lower the price if the 🌽 keeps doing that thing 🚀
nostr:naddr1qqjryvmzx43rzep3943nxv3n956rvct994snsc3594nxyer9xvmnydrxxfsnjq3qp5ryszcvdca78jdp5ewhu67zpyfz042m7nrha6mqx7a8wakrqrkqxpqqqpmvyf33tne


#Nostrleaks


The $150k costs over $300 a month to get evaluated in and you have to hit a $9k profit target to earn funding, but from time to time they offer discounts of 60% or more on that monthly fee.


I've tried a few things. They all work in certain conditions. Range bound days are easy to print money if you can identify support/resistance levels early enough in the day, but those levels tend to be squishy so you can't use too tight of a stop loss, and can't be too specific with your entries.

Trend days are my favorite. Just attack every little pullback and ride the trend. Those days don't happen often enough though.

I tend not to have enough patience to stare at a screen and do nothing for days and days until I get the market conditions that I want.

Most days are choppy with shifting market conditions where by the time you define your levels the next swing invalidates them. It can be very frustrating.

I don't do a lot of TA. It's a craps shoot. Except for wedges. When price action started narrowing down into a tighter and tighter wedge it's usually going to break out and run soon. But a lot of that TA nonsense is just hoodoo voodoo. Astrology for men.


15 contracts in the $150k account. Which is a fucking lot actually. 10 points of movement in the S&P500 means you make or lose $500 per contract. Even trading just 4 contracts at a time you can blow your account pretty quickly. Once you've built up a profit cushion you have more room to play but when you're starting at zero you can only lose $4500 of their money in the $150k account before they cut you off.

Sometimes the market can swing 10 points in like five minutes so if you're slinging 4 contracts around you can lose $2k that fast. I always ended up losing money in the long run. Sometimes I'd get lucky for a while but it never lasted.


If you're really bored:

https://www.righto.com/2014/09/mining-bitcoin-with-pencil-and-paper.html?m=1#:~:text=The%20video%20below%20shows%20how,me%2016%20minutes%2C%2045%20seconds.


With a prop firm, you pay up front while you're being evaluated, but it's a lot less than you can lose trading futures or options in a real account. Once you earn a funded account you'll have to pay just the exchange data fees. When you make a withdrawal from your funded account, you split it with the prop firm. Usually 90/10 or 80/20, with the larger share going to you.

For futures trading I recommend Topstep. They're the oldest and best in the business. They've really simplified the process recently. You trade in sim and just have to hit the profit target once. Then they set you up with a funded account of $50k-150k and have a 90/10 profit split when you make withdrawals.


Lemme up the ante...

If you screenshot the filled out form I will zap it. 👇⚡
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I feel tired today and work is boring 😴


Not anymore. I've earned and lost prop funding five different times. Most people can't be successful at it. If you're going to try, do it though a prop firm so that you're not risking thousands of dollars of your own money.


WEEEEEEEEEEE! 🌽🚀


The masses are starting to reject those tools


$boost this!

Everybody go sign up to be a speaker at the 2024 London Blockchain Conference!

This is Craig Wrong's BSV conference.

Let's troll the shit out of them!

https://londonblockchain.net/en/get-involved/become-a-speaker


NOT SO FAST I FINALLY FUCKING GOT ONE THAT DOESN’T GET ITS WIRES CROSSED AFTER MANY MANY HOURS OF FRUSTRATION

#CORNSTR 🌽💦 https://image.nostr.build/4a6aa8ce9d84cca2f1623bfc0ce4a1e47b8263004d35fe303358103116158841.jpg  nostr:note15pvlek036uqy87mt0cpngtfwce05zpmjra8kvhrflu7f7akds44spy95gh


Yeah no violence allowed! You can't drown those poor little poop emojis.

Bing image creator blocks all sorts of images for that reason. Can't have somebody crying. Can't have one person chasing another person.

It took a bit of semantic trickery just to get Bitcoin Chad terrorizing Wall Street
https://i.nostr.build/jo6l.jpg

Ironically it was actually pretty easy for me to get it to draw UN helmet about to get split open by a sniper
https://i.nostr.build/DOXa.jpg