I'll have to give that a try. The Bing interface to DALLE-3 blocks too many of my images. I can't even get it to give me a happy little poop emoji.


So it begins... 🌽🚀
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Which AI are you using?


Yes it could be an electronic device like coldcard or a piece of paper. The important thing is that it's not on the internet where it could be stolen by hackers. IMO the best long term storage is to have a seed phrase stamped or engraved on a piece of metal. The metal will survive a house fire. Paper might not.

The words in a seed phrase map to numbers and the numbers are mathematically derived from that secret random number that is your private key, so with them you can recreate that number on a wallet device in the future.


I honestly feel like I would be better off living as a minority in another country like Argentina rather than being in North America or Western Europe. It's sad, really.


Cold storage simply means that your private key, that secret random number, is not stored on a device that connects to the Internet.


just another reason seed signers kick ass.
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Yes! 💯

Post-modernism is trying to deconstruct my entire culture, and few people are fighting back because when we try to defend our culture we are branded as evil and hateful.


The bitcoins don't actually exist anywhere at all. There is a record of a transaction resulting in an unspent transaction output that is recorded on your node's database, and on every other node on the network. It's just a cryptographically signed message. If you delete this database there's still over 15k copies of it around the world.

Your wallet doesn't store any Bitcoin either. Wallet is kind of a misnomer. It's really a signing device for signing a message. The thing you store that matters is the private key. Your private key is just a random number. A really big random number. All of your wallet addresses are pseudo-random numbers that are mathematically derived from your private key random number. If you lose your private key then you can't sign a message with one or more of the UTXOs that are cryptographically associated with it.

Is your mind blown yet? 🤯


There's a little irony here


https://image.nostr.build/da84d38541ede00d5512a9fac6abc5b8e9cec3f5f749dc486751d0bdd1e937a1.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 822,264 🤙💜


No one talking about Nunchuck Byzantine?!?!?!

I think this is massive for adoption. Not everyone will be either a fully npc normie nor full on toxic bitcoin/lightning maxi. Theres gonna be a huge swath of non-technical people who believe in bitcoin but do not trust themselves to be their own bank.

With over 32,000 lightning nodes active on the network, a large portion of these are likely plebs. Imagine if each pleb acted as a bank to a handful of their immediate/extended family and friends... that's a significant amount of onboarding and funds shifted to non-exchange, non-corporate custody.

Don't sleep on this. Let's talk about it!


WE'RE GONNA REPLACE SPOTIFY
WE'RE GONNA REPLACE YOUTUBE
WE'RE GONNA REPLACE UBER
WE'RE GONNA REPLACE PINTEREST
WE'RE GONNA REPLACE INSTAGRAM
WE'RE GONNA REPLACE TWITTER
WE'RE GONNA REPLACE TIK TOK
WE'RE GONNA REPLACE THREADS
WE'RE GONNA REPLACE BLUESKY
WE'RE GONNA REPLACE TELEGRAM
WE'RE GONNA REPLACE DISCORD
WE'RE GONNA REPLACE TWITCH
WE'RE GONNA REPLACE AMAZON
WE'RE GONNA REPLACE FACEBOOK
WE'RE GONNA REPLACE GOOGLE
WE'RE GONNA CHART NEW TERRITORY AND DO THINGS THAT NOBODY HAS EVER DONE
AND WE'RE GONNA DO IT ALL ON #NOSTR

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Imagine being exit liquidity for vitalik and his buddies and thinking that it's an investment.


They're cool little nerd toys. I need to update mine.


There's a reason why I live in northern Idaho where the majority of the population is white Christian conservative and not self-loathing white liberals.


How about sitting in corporate board rooms where your own HR department is openly announcing a search for new hires that don’t look like you, and then expecting you to just nod along with their overt racism?


If I was anything other than white, it would not be controversial for me to say that I prefer to be surrounded by people who look like me.

It would not be considered racist for me to say that I am proud of my heritage.

The truth is that I am a minority. Only 16% of the global population looks like me.

I will stand up against anti-white racism.


Less than 18% of the global population is white European. I am a minority. I demand special treatment!


GM! 💜⚡🚀


GM!
https://i.nostr.build/8OEX.jpg


The reason these DNMs always get shut down by law enforcement eventually is that they're centralized.

We need a fully decentralized model of commerce.

In such a manner that they might occasionally track down individual sellers who aren't careful but they'll never shut down the network.

https://thehackernews.com/2023/12/german-authorities-dismantle-dark-web.html?m=1


I just raised my low fee alert from 50 to 150 sat/vB.


This article is based on the assumption that I will object to investing in fossil fuel companies.
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Goddammit Blockstream! No! Bad Blockstream! Tst tst!


Reposting so I can find it to watch at work later today 👀
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Too bad the big pools are never going to do this


But not more than two. I just tried.


They already pulled the article.

Nostr fixes this.

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Work today. Kiddos are coming over tomorrow.


Include the spam, or reject the spam?

The choice is yours!

https://i.nostr.build/xwjk.jpg
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The funniest part is that I was the first reply six days after this was posted.

Also I did go to their website and actually sign up to be a speaker. 🤣🤡
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GM #Nostr

What shenanigans are we going to get up to today?


Down for me too! I was in the middle of spamming BSV posts again and suddenly it wouldn't load anymore content. I thought I broke it!
https://www.flare.pub/w/naddr1qqr5s42zw4m4qdczyqxsvjqtp3hrhc7f5xn96lntcgy3yf74t06vwlhtvqmm5amkcvqwcqcyqqqgtwc8djz3d


Looking at buying a house out in the middle of nowhere so that will rule out the gym. Might have to build a pole barn on my property and put a bunch of weights in it.


All you guys doing self improvement shit is going to shame me into going to the gym


KITTEH!


Sometimes it just straight up stops working lately and does this shit 👇
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Force close the app. I've been having to do that a lot the last few days.


Good times. Good art!
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Ok I wanna know what note people keep zapping that #Amethyst can't load! 🤨🤔
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GM! 💜⚡🚀


🥳🎉💃🕺🎉🥳
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🍾🎉👯
This is such a huge milestone!!
1 million uploads in almost exactly one year amazing!!

Thanks to all of you for supporting us, providing feedback, donations, purchasing accounts, providing code and consulting.

To celebrate this milestone and give back a little, we thought to try a contest, a nostr blogging contest!

Using a nostr blogging app (ex. YakiHonne.com, habla.news, blogstack.io, flycat.club, etc) create a blog (*with media) about anything! Life story, unique experience, fiction, images only, opinions of government, anything!!

Feel free to start thinking of your story.  The blogging apps are great in that you can start your blog, and save it for later. In a few weeks we’ll post a new note where you can submit your entries. Blog with the most legit likes wins!

1st place (1 given)- Hardware wallet of your choice (Coldcard, BitKey, Jade, BitBox)

2nd place (2 given)- Free Creators account or year renewal if you already have one

3rd place (3 given) - Bitcoin/Financial book of your choice. (ex. Bread, Broken Money, Bitcoin Standard, Fourth Turning, etc)

** If interested, get started and we’ll keep you posted! Really curious to see how this turns out 💜🤙 nostr:note1jcxw5hlcrq5qr5c3rhv085stryvm9yzruu8n4qrtqj4zqzl6muyqvp99se


It's fucking awesome but I want to pay for more storage and bigger file size limits!

I DEMAND 100 GB STORAGE AND 1 GB UPLOADS!


I'm a GM maximalist!
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I wanna be #1 bullshitfluenstr!!!


Tucker Carlson interviews Alex Jones. Full interview.


I didn't make this. Just wanted to make sure it was always available.


flare.pub would be a lot cooler if it wasn't for this 100 MB max! 👎

https://i.nostr.build/DyXj.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=417x323&blurhash=%2305%23Y3WB00t7%7EqWBD%25j%5B%25200of%3FbR*xuof9GfQ%25MM%7BWB-%3Bof4nWB%3FbkCRj00of%7EqWBD%25ofxuayIo%7Eqay4nj%5B%25Mj%5Bt7WBIUj%5Bj%5BofayNGj%5Bt7ayRk00j%5B_3a%7CIUayRjof%25L&x=6b00581590cb99a657e52b39a8fd49e48b14fe95c324b538639ebed44b396c76


Max 100 MB! Fuck!

https://m.primal.net/HUjO.png


EPIC PUMP --> EPIC DUMP

ETF TRADING WILL MAKE IT MORE EXTREME

WEEEEEEEEEEE!

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I can't wait for #Bitcoin ETF investors to experience their first 50% drawdown! 🌽😈🤣

https://i.nostr.build/jo6l.jpg


Sometimes it is.

Sometimes I'm just firing off zaps because I'm bored.


I went full autism and did it a bunch more just for shits and giggles 🤷


Yum!


Amethyst will apparently. Was zapping a bunch of nested notes but a couple of them were mine lol


Oops I zapped my own note hahaha!


I don't know what he's even talking about!
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Mighty fine #cornstr there! 🤙🌽
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Dayumn!


This is the best approximation of beevis I could get out of DALLE-3

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YOU WILL NEVER GET MY CORN GFY #CORNSTR

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This one is now my favorite! 🤣🤣🤣


#CORNSTR !!! https://i.nostr.build/2VeA.jpg  nostr:note1xdd37cn8aq4ftavnc0j32rwp9lw9qkpm6c4vgr3zg89p9eyk23gsr7kuvu


The #cornstr🌽 jokes are getting out of control.

You might not get this one unless you're a fan of late '90s metal 🤣🤷
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Do both. Why do people always present false dichotomies?


BEHOLD THE ALMIGHTY #CORNSTR 🌽

https://i.nostr.build/Byv0.jpg
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💜🧡⚡🌽🚀🤙
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When a republic begins to refer to itself as a democracy, socialism is not far behind.


SCOTUS will overturn that shit. The 14th amendment was never intended to be used this way. Better this happened sooner than later next year. SCOTUS ruling will set precedent that will end all the other similar cases working their way through the courts in several other states right now.


Unfortunately these days don't happen very often. Most days trading S&P futures is an exercise in getting slapped around by big money.
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"I do what I want! Tell 'em Maury!"
https://youtu.be/IpF9O0R873I


-1.5% in the S&P is a big day. If you sold one ES contact at market open you would be sitting on about $3200 worth of profit right now. These are the kind of days that make your whole month as a day trader.


Agree with the bottom comment on there. 1% is very reasonable. Especially for what I'm going to be using it for. Especially if fees stay this high or go even higher.

Moving 10 million sats in 100k-500k increments and paying a miner fee with every single transaction would get very expensive. It would cost me more than that 1%.


Alby --> Zeus zaps aren't going through today ⚡🚫


I'm unable to zap people who are using Zeus today.


I'm looking at a house way out in the middle of nowhere because prices are still reasonable if you're buying far away from civilization and all the jobs. Most people can't live out there. I on the other hand would very much like to fuck off to the middle of nowhere.


Doesn't say anything about it here:
https://www.nobsbitcoin.com/phoenix-wallet-android-v2-1-0/#:~:text=%22It%20is%20now%20possible%20to,is%20guaranteed%20for%20a%20year.%22


Excellent tool! Buying future inbound liquidity against the possibility of fees going absolutely nuclear. Yes please!

I expect that 1% service fee will go higher if high fees are sustained longer.


Hmmm. Lame. It just showed up in mine about a week or so ago. I wasn't sure what it was for at first.


I used to love trading days like this!

Don't think! Don't wait! Just fucking sell!

https://m.primal.net/HUiA.png


Guessing they force close the channel?


10 million sats for one year. I'll burn though all that long before the one year is up.


You might need to update Phoenix wallet. There was a button right on the top right of the app.
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Fuck it!

Just secured 10 million of inbound liquidity.

We'll see if it was worth it. 🤷
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Liquid sounds scammy. Not about to put my corn on some bullshit side chain.


I think this 1% service fee for requesting liquidity though Phoenix will save me money in the long run.

The entire sats flow is always going to be one way.

Strike --> Phoenix in 100k-500k increments, and then splicing out a few million to cold storage every so often.

What I want to avoid is paying a miner fee on the Strike to Phoenix part of it every time. Especially if fees go higher in the future.


I thought that Strike was doing that as well because when I send 100k-200k to my Phoenix wallet I was only paying like 9 sats each time, but when I sent a bigger payment this morning I had to pay a miner fee to receive it to Phoenix. Cost me about 2.5%.


If I understand correctly you can open a channel with a very low fee and use it, and if you ever need to close it you do so with a higher fee so it gets confirmed.


That's the cool part about lightning is that as long as the transaction is signed and in the mempool you're good to go.


This sounds like something I should definitely set up opportunistically as soon as I notice fees are low. Will definitely set up 10 million worth of liquidity when it's cheap enough to do so.


I'm still a tard with lightning. I get the basic concept, but I'm confused as to why I have to provide liquidity for a custodial service to send me a payment to my self custody wallet.


Da fuq is this shit??? 🤨

Somebody break it down Barney style for me.
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Bitcoin miners will want this market for the same reason that futures benefit farmers, gold miners, etc. It will allow them to insure against a drop in future revenue. Financial institutions and other entities making lots of large Bitcoin transactions will want it to insure against a future spike in transaction fees. All the speculators will pile in between these two groups of counter parties and provide liquidity.


This 100% will be a thing in the future.

Miners and financial institutions will buy and sell futures contracts against future mining revenue.

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The degenerate gambler in me wants to trade futures on Bitcoin transaction fees.

Let's get this market started. 🚀


That might take a while to confirm 😳


Yeah I thought the US housing market was crazy until I learned what was going on north of the border. 😳


"Please pay my transaction fees" will become the new "Hey brother can you spare a little money for gas?" 🤣

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Fucking bullshit ass fees and shit fucking shit ass motherfucking wizard dipshit motherfuckers. Fuck! 🤬🤯
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When it comes to UTXO management, follow the middle way. #Bitcoin

UTXOs should be consolidated enough such that you won’t incur high vBite fees while transacting, and yet not so consolidated that you reveal the size of your entire stack each time you spend.


1-10 million sats UTXOs will probably be ideal in the future


My apartment is not wired for 3000W ASICs! One of the reasons why I'll be buying a house soon.


Still waiting for these shitheads to run out of Bitcoin!

I got UTXOs to consolidate goddammit!
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Feels like a day for a second pot of coffee ⚡🚀
#coffeechain

https://i.nostr.build/LWd8.jpg


Motherfuckers are never going to stop printing money or spending money they don't have

https://i.nostr.build/2OaJ.jpg
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Boooooooooooooobies! 👀


Dude the other day I listened to it like 100 times while I was posting the link under every BSV post on Shitter until I got blocked from posting anymore for the day.


Feel like raging about something today.

Called my property manager and yelled at them because the maintenance guy never came back to put my kitchen sink back together.

Next angry phone call will be to the Ford dealership about my car.

What else can I be angry about today?

https://i.nostr.build/0O99.jpg


Use Amethyst!


I got you fam!
https://v.nostr.build/2wx7.mp4


All caps reminds me of my grandad posting shit on Facebook. RIP grandad.


I call it getting cucked by Wall Street


There is going to be a lot of price action shenanigans when people start trading options on Bitcoin spot ETFs. 📉📈


TA is astrology for men


Feminism has gone off the rails
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I don't usually pay these, but I'll do it for you this one time.


GM! 💜⚡🚀


As long as I can tune the algorithmic sorting myself and also turn it on and off, let's go.


I don't believe in intellectual property


Voting is a thing you should do.

It's about the only time you can have a direct say and add to the consensus.

Some years I'll vote third party. Other years I'm basically voting for "not THAT guy, the other guy"

Think of it like running a node to strengthen the network. You can't single-handedly enforce the network rules, but you add to the strength of the consensus mechanism.

It requires minimal effort to participate this way every couple of years.

The other thing you should do from time to time is write to your elected officials.


GM #Nostr

Looks like the 🌽 is starting to do that thing again 🚀

https://i.nostr.build/n0n3.jpg


GM!


GM and happy birthday!


The clown show that is US politics is starting to get interesting 🍿

https://www.axios.com/2023/12/20/congress-trump-colorado-supreme-court-2024


Community notes are one of the few things I like about that platform


Solid analysis


Give him my npub and tell him I'm the CEO. I want to play with this dumbass 🤣


Watching movies and shitposting on Nostr at work all day was exhausting.

Now I can relax and watch movies and shitpost on Nostr at home.


Boomers buy gold


Get after it!


democracy is extremely dangerous to our republic


That was one of my favorites that he's ever done


Amethyst will be the first because Vitor is a fucking boss


That's going to be a fun inside joke in a few years when there's lots of users who have no idea what we're referring to


Hope it works out for you!


Zapping from Alby


https://image.nostr.build/8a5d86d5e741edaf6f28295e7f39de2afcecf68effaae1d4c277554efa1d6582.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 822,037 🤙💜


Poor doggo 😔


Yes!


5mg per 10 lbs of body weight is a good dose to start with for doggos of they're in pain. Sounds like she might need a little bit stronger though.


I'm always laughing at them


I say we all get together and buy one of those islands off the coast of Chile and found our own Bitcoin nation.


My concern as well. It's not a one-off. It will happen again and again.
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I forgot I had to go accept them

Hella badged out now! 😎👌
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Oh I'll have to do that from my laptop so I can log in with Alby and not paste my nsec.

Thanks for the badge!


My man always makes the best badges!
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Zippity zappity!


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Feb 14th for me!


I vote self publish, and we'll all help spread the link around on here and on other socials.


The money is definitely broken!


Waiting to close up the shop and go home. Tired of watching movies and shitposting on Nostr at work. I want to watch movies and shitpost on Nostr at home! 🤣🤣🤣


2 more hours. Been a slow day! Thanks for keeping me company.


I have a #dogstr dilemma… The old, black female I have fed sometimes probably has late stage cancer, with big and sometimes bleeding lumps all over…

Now I don’t think a vet would be a sure, best solution, even if I could finance that, she does have people feeding her regularly, and probably regards that street as her home.

Weed is legal here, so I’be been thinking of lacing some of the beef she really likes with a few drops of what I use myself to keep fatigue and extreme pain at bay, it should work!

Any ideas would be appreciated, I might also try out some of the cough syrup with opium tincture here too… Maybe cook both down to a mixed syrup, only problem is that this process turns it into something illegal haha…


Edible cannabis products should be sufficient to give her comfort. Doggos handle cannabis well. I sell CBD dog treats here in the store I work at. But CBD and THC together is much more effective.


I think it's funny that I pretty much interact with the same few dozen people on here every day

Love you guys! 💜⚡🫡🚀🖕🤙


⚡🫡
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I know I said 12 hours, but I'm gonna prism and zap that shit early. Zap splits are fun! If you're in you're in. Zap incoming! ⚡🫡


Enter Gavin Newsom and some unlikable Republican who's not intended to win.

Just watch. You'll see.
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America will not be voting for Trump or Biden in 2024.


https://i.nostr.build/mGM5.jpg

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The fools thinking they can regulate Bitcoin don't even understand what they're trying to regulate. The game has changed.

https://fountain.fm/episode/TYlFku1kwJukBgsSkfn1


We need to get more journalists posting on Nostr!


Interesting about screen time. I've observed the opposite personally. Never before in my life have I spent so much time on social media as I do here. But I don't ever feel burnt out from Nostr. Shitter and Facefuck always left me feeling shitty after spending much time on them, like the way you feel after eating junk food.


Allow me to elaborate:

Fuck the fucking influencoors up their fucking influencoor asses.


Disassemble and have fun seeing how far you can throw the platters


Eliza says Nostr fixes this at least a little

#Nostrleaks
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Dealers always get you with the freebie


Hi everyone! My name is nostr:npub1p5ryszcvdca78jdp5ewhu67zpyfz042m7nrha6mqx7a8wakrqrkqre5ksj and I'm a #Nostr addict.


Trading is a total craps shoot for most people. I don't recommend it. Try it in sim. You might find out that you're one of the very few who is good at it. But don't risk real money trying to figure that out.


$boost vamos a hacer este video viral y que todos se lleven sats ⚡
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The possibilities are endless!


Wish I could claw back all the Bitcoin I sold back in the day to support my ungrateful ex wife 🤷

Bitch made off with all my silver when she left too.


Notes are great. I love the notes. But I want to see more of that other stuff transmitted by relay! 🚀


A preview of the future. Better consolidate those UTXOs while you still can.


It is. Also Bitcoin custody is tricky for businesses. This service will have to be custodial and Square will have to track capital gains for the merchants if they hold sats in their account and cash them out for a gain in the future. I think it should be doable though. My boss wants to enable Bitcoin payments in our stores, but I told him he should wait until there's a PoS system that we can connect to Square.


Definitely one of my bucket list destinations!


LMAO I never comment on these because I only ever see an ink blot. My imagination sucks 🤷


Very cool!


Nice! Love it!


Wait what?


Our government overlords do not fear us nearly enough.

That must change.

#BringBackTheGuillotine


Submitted a feature request on GitHub. 👍


I've tagged nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z a couple times in the last few months about adding that feature to Amethyst but I don't think he saw it. I should just open a GitHub issue about it.


I wish I could go into my zap settings in Amethyst and set a default zap message


Better be! I was mistaken in thinking they already invested in a project that was working on this, but I went back and looked and it's a project for providing liquidity.

A lot of merchants use Square, so we need a point of sale that integrates with Square.

I would start promoting it to every business in my town.


Wanna make this the biggest zap split I've ever done!

Boosty McBoost this shit! 👇👇👇🔥⚡🚀
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Fuck this guy! 🖕
"Light touch"
Imma light touch my boot up his ass

https://v.nostr.build/eLg0.mp4


Niiiiiice! 🚀⚡


What did I miss? I need context.


GM ☀

How dark is your personality, psychopath?

https://www.darkfactor.org/


Looks like you're more benevolent and altruistic than more than half the population based on those results. Practically a saint! 🙏


Going to listen at work


Sleep well! See you tomorrow!


I'm in an unusually good mood today. No reason. Just am.

Hope you all are having a good day as well!


I really want to take up that hobby


Hashtag abuse


103 sounds like a bargain right now!
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I have no sympathy for people earning over $100k a year who live paycheck to paycheck. I get by on half that much income.


Epstein was a Mossad or CIA asset running a blackmail campaign. I am convinced that was true.


To-do:

1. Create thirst trap account.
2. Collect dick pic DMs for a few weeks.
3. Dox all dick pic senders' dicks publicly.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


There was a hit piece published a couple weeks ago stating that bitcoiners score high in dark personality traits. I'd like to quantify that by getting everyone on Nostr to take this test. Either prove or disprove it. I don't think most of you guys are as sociopathic as I am.


YES!!!

LOVE me a good charcuterie spread!
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Or so the ADL can publish an article saying that everyone who doesn't "stand with Israel" is a sociopath.


No shit? Interesting. Sounds like they're trying to weigh responses to those questions against respondents' D score. Wonder what they're planning to do with that information.


Judge people not by what they say, but by how you see them treat other people. Especially pay attention to how they treat people who they need nothing from. 💯


Results only!


Every time I have to call the VA


In the future you're not going to spend on chain but from time to time you'll want to move a significant amount from your cold storage to whatever layer 2 solution we're all spending on. You'll want to do a large amount at a time to make it economical. Maybe a million sats. You definitely won't want to have UTXOs of less than a million sats sitting in your cold storage.


All roads lead to Bitcoin!

https://i.nostr.build/X4AL.jpg


"He who only wishes and hopes does not interfere actively with the course of events and with the shaping of his own destiny." Ludwig von Mises

"A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance." Hunter S. Thompson

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💯 do not engage them! 👇
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I will make a massive prism and zap it very generously if enough people boost this 👇 note today!
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Worth it to not trust a custodian 💯


LMAO I just paid a 400% fee to send you that one sat!
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KEWL!!! 🔥⚡🚀
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Fuck all influencoors


Wait for me to make the prism
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Block Inc rolling out a lightning point of sale system that integrates seamlessly with Square would be a HUGE game changer for merchant adoption!

Somebody who has nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m's ear needs to browbeat him over this idea until he makes it happen!

Everybody who boosts this will share in the zap split in 12 hours!


You don't pay a miner fee when you withdraw from strike to Phoenix. Custodial lightning services handle channel management for you. If you pay attention to that video, it cost me 9 sats to make that transaction. You'll pay a single miner fee when you splice out to cold storage.


UTXOs of less than 10 million sats will eventually be economically inconvenient to move on chain in the future.

UTXOs of less than 1 million sats are already becoming a bit expensive to move with the current fee environment.

I recommend stacking in a self custody lightning wallet like nostr:npub148qm45zettnf6ekgkatnyfadunxwjpu8sy88mjdsgwc5f202d93qmejra7 until you have a large balance. Then you can splice out to your cold storage address creating a large UTXO.

Watch how cheap and easy it can be to stack small buys 👇👀
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If by dickbutts you mean rent seeking bankers.


We have to remember that Mastodon has been around since 2016. We're still incredibly early here.


Sooo early! So grateful to be here already and watch it grow!

Huge thanks to nostr:npub1ngka5wg0m0y08yewl63e2gv4ml4smx0rj69kdsm0tumjaes673sql4xg87 for posting about #Nostr on Shitter back in February because that's how I found out about it!


Primal for iOS. It's easier for normies because of the built in wallet for zaps.

Primal or Amethyst for Android. Amethyst is more stable and feature rich, but if you go that route you'll have to help her set up the Alby browser extension in a PC browser and help her set up NWC to Alby in Amethyst.

For buying and taking custody of small amounts of Bitcoin (buys of less than $1k) I recommend buying on Strike and withdrawing to Phoenix wallet. See below 👇

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Burn it all down! 🔥


GM! 💜⚡🚀


Give dude some #Nostr love! 💜⚡🚀
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There's only about 10k daily active users over here, but they're mostly very active.

Keep working it.

I've only been here 10 months and I already have way more followers here than on Shitter and get 100x more engagement.


Yet another Bitcoin yield scam

https://www.coindesk.com/tech/2023/12/19/elastos-looks-to-capture-btc-staking-demand-with-bitcoin-layer-2-offering/


Bitcoin ETFs are not adoption


As soon as I fix my PC I'll be doing the same, but I keep having more important shit to spend money on lately.


The buildup to WW3 continues. German troops to join US troops in Lithuania. The US sent troops there months ago.

https://www.newsweek.com/germany-will-deploy-troops-first-time-since-world-war-ii-1853409


Perfection


It's a lot of fun as long as you're not trying to create images that are even remotely controversial.


Dark as days. Our Canadian brothers and sisters have it worse though.


GM! 💜⚡🚀

Dig the new profile pic


They say it's for our protection


Looks like you took the short test that only evaluates for D score.


I might have a massive ego and a penchant to harm others, but at least I'm not a greedy fucker 🤷
https://i.nostr.build/6wkP.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1844x968&blurhash=i8P%25Itx%5D%3F%5BDPMfyWs9Z%24o%7EjZRjRkjZafWCoLo3j%5D.RMeHtt%2Bo%7CiJWYgOrqV_f5adV%5Bf7o0jboffPrXW%3BS%23rrniS%25n%24sQWZ&x=4f0bd349226a11014a029cbc39692b55822e5bb2205425180218df7bd1c69e58


Take LSD under a tree


It's very simple: I see GM in a post, I say GM back.
Every nostrich deserves a GM!

https://i.nostr.build/r4R0.jpg


This is acceptable winter weather to me. Especially living this far north and inland. I never wish for snow anymore. I hate snow.
https://i.nostr.build/Ylgd.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1225&blurhash=%5E25%23-HR%3Ak%5B%7Eoo%2301kYt7t6NGWBt6x_tRocNGV%40s%2CtSozj%5Bayaejsp0t7oINHaexZkXt7s.Rkaxs%2Co%7EozjrRkf6t6%252ogWYs%2BV%40NH%25MogWEn%7EV%40R%2B&x=61473688613481f0ee3295e24fe22c08ad3a50c0bde7b8fe5e096c91b43b0143


Yeah I don't see how liquid is a good idea at all, but maybe I'm just not understanding correctly?
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Supporting #GrowNostr 69 sats at a time ⚡🚀💜


GM! 💜⚡🚀


That feature is unnecessary flair


I don't think this will ever be mainstream, but it's going to grow. It's still a bit confusing and intimidating to the average person.

What would be helpful is purple pilling people who have high numbers of followers elsewhere. If they start posting content over here and get even 10% of their followers to come over, that would drive more growth.

The other thing that would drive growth is more draconian censorship on the other socials out there. That I see as a likely outcome, due to laws in the EU/UK and laws that certain senators and congressional reps really want to pass in the USA. Every time somebody gets silenced by centralized social media it's an opportunity to purple pill them.

Lastly, we need better search. I don't have the skill set to do this, but somebody needs to build a searchable service that crawls relays and indexes notes, and all the clients need to interface with that service.


If you can't appreciate the beauty of fully clothed women,

then porn and Instagram corrupted your mind.

#women #men #nostr


Something like that, yeah. At least based off of the relays that nostr.band is tracking.

A small, but vibrant community we are.


Damn! Why do people pay a 30% fee to force close a lightning channel?
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GM Nostr!

If you haven't seen it yet...

Grab a coffee, make yourself a tinfoil hat, and enjoy the show! 👇
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Time for bed!

GN #Nostr 😴🌜


Dark personality traits test. I believe this is the one. 👇 I took it over a year ago.

https://www.darkfactor.org/


All lies. No reason for meat to even be as expensive as it is right now.


They're working on some shit right now yeah. The standalone wallet service is invite only right now but you should still be able to set up the browser extension.


Damn I haven't played that in a while. Still love that game! Was never very good at it though.


'bout time for bed I reckon
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https://image.nostr.build/8fcd2ac61f512ca1d688e72a1ecc14fbc06b2bd5b6e49efccde679e88801f365.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 821,876 🤙💜


Bummer. Yeah all this lightning stuff is still alpha/beta software. Did you try setting up just the Alby browser extension for Chrome? That's all I'm using and I have the Amethyst android app linked to it with NWC. I only keep small balances in it. I zap out more than I receive usually so I never end up having to withdraw from it. I just top it off occasionally from my Phoenix wallet.


Alex Jones posting on Nostr would be 🔥


I just posted the 91 minute Alex Jones interview too!


No file size limits with the paid nostr.build account 👍


I'll have to give that one a try also and see how the two compare 👀


I see. 🤔


Ah ok. I'll keep this one high quality I think. But that's good to know for future videos. Going to preserve this one for posterity 😂

Want everyone to be able to watch it in high def.


The full length Alex Jones interview. Enjoy!

https://v.nostr.build/ra23.mp4


Dude I'm confused. I used the optimize for social media setting on the Alex Jones interview. The video file ended up bigger. Like 550 MB from the original 365 MB. But it plays smoothly from Nostr build with no issues. Why did it get bigger though?
https://i.nostr.build/ZLok.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1872&blurhash=%5BC97bEt7M_WB00oexuj%5B%7EqayM%7Bof9Fazt7WBt7WBWBayxvWCWBay4nWBt7ay%7EqWBM%7Bj%5D00jtxuj%5B&x=5a898650a3137418d3475d54c9f02925a06a3765557da1bb240f95016733ba57


Reposting the Babylon Bee interview, properly compressed.

Big thanks to nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w for the help with this!

https://v.nostr.build/M8gm.mp4


Nice!

Trying this app out on a 91 minute video right now 👇

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=me.aravi.compressor


Yes please!!! 👀👇🚀
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Cool! Thanks for the help! I don't know much about ripping and working with video files.

I'm downloading an even bigger one right now.


Oh I forgot to paste the video link 🤣
https://v.nostr.build/PW9W.mp4
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LMAO my account is going to fill up so fast now that I found this video ripping app!
https://github.com/deniscerri/ytdlnis


Yeah Amethyst is playing it with sound too


Well it works in my Nostr client so all good 💯


Here you guys go. Ripped it and uploaded it to nostr:npub1nxy4qpqnld6kmpphjykvx2lqwvxmuxluddwjamm4nc29ds3elyzsm5avr7 so y'all don't have to go to Shitter!
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Oh it plays on Nostr. Just not in my account dashboard. Weird.


nostr:npub1nxy4qpqnld6kmpphjykvx2lqwvxmuxluddwjamm4nc29ds3elyzsm5avr7 any idea why this 212 MB MP4 video I just uploaded won't play? The local file on my phone plays fine but trying to play it on Nostr build it just does this loading swirly. Is there some kind of file check or optimization that Nostr build has to perform on it first?

https://i.nostr.build/BwBZ.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1872&blurhash=%5B36t%2C%3B_3N2D%25%3FcxtRhWCM%5BM%7BM%7Bt7M_Rjt7xuISazt2fOIQR%25ohWB9YR%25s%3AWBIRs%3BogM_NCk8xuWE&x=4bdaa923f2fad6febbeb6f0a1065ebadc4eecd9501c41d48655c77de4a4d9645


It's the best thing ever!


And I love it!!! ⚡🚀


Damn that downloaded fast!

Uploaded it to my Nostr build account but it's not wanting to play. Will have to mess with it a little.


Yes Alby linked with NWC


Thanks for that! I was thinking of that the other day but I couldn't remember what it was called.


When the counterargument is an insult, you've already won.


Yes old T-shirts make great shop rags!


Wish Tucker Carlson posted full vids elsewhere but he doesn't, so I'm posting the Shitter link. This one is entertaining. Worth watching.

Satire, censorship, and controlling the narrative.

https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1736884051984646425?t=78NmxFxN4uAHVAdnY4muGg&s=19


Boost his note 👇👇👇🚀🚀🚀
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They already have tens of millions. Although 10 years from now if they ever find out how much I zapped on Nostr they're going to call me crazy! 🤣


Nice! Mine's in February. I was late to the party.


My kids are coming over a few days after Christmas.

I'll be spending Christmas Day alone this year.

Probably going to get on here and blast out a couple hundred thousand sats to whoever happens to be on that morning. Just because.

Hope you all have a merry Christmas.


I know of Tony Robinson

Never heard of this Tommy feller.


I have a feeling it's going to be Block Inc that saves lightning and helps it go mainstream.


People who put cool stickers in shipments are always boss!


Yooooo!

Repost his note! I promise it will end up being the most fun you've had all day! 👇👇👇
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It still crashes when you start zapping too fast? I figured they would have fixed that by now. I used to use it to zap every post in my feed during zapathon and it would crash every 10-20 zaps.

One-tap zapping in amethyst is pretty slick and usually doesn't crash.


Usually said by people who have never built anything.


Woke pandering. It's everywhere.


Happy zappy baby nostrich! ⚡💜
https://i.nostr.build/mazG.jpg


Anyone offering you high-yield and low-risk is either lying about the yield, or lying about the risk.


👀
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Very cool! Love seeing so many people creating cool things.


The nukening!


Merry Christmas!


Done! The kiddos are now gifted.

You may all commence mocking my sad ass little Christmas tree. 🤣
https://i.nostr.build/la2n.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=768x1020&blurhash=_aJjrS9FP9E1s%3AS1s%3B%3F%5DRjrXs%3ARjs%3BbbS%7EbHVss%3BW%3BbHbGr%40f6S1WVt7bHWBV%40oLX7bHoLjZaeaeayofj%5BWVayfkS2fko2juaejZkCoLj%5BjaayWVayoLWVa%7CayjZoLj%5Bay&x=5941194485531a8da4f82afca00d9ee1ba6ae19db39ec6e239083655aa3e9591


Might do. I got lots of boxes.


These are adorable but I have no idea how to wrap them. Could do it tootsie roll style but I have no ribbon to tie the ends with. 🤔
https://i.nostr.build/jang.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=768x1020&blurhash=_DGHoHJU00%3Dc9F4o%3FbEyE1og%252xuNaof00n4%7EWJ--p%25LIo%5EkOsiwI%3AIUsCozAsxanOkWNGw%7BRQ%40%40SebvkDaf%25LNGF%5EJ7i_%24*M%7Cofxu%251%23mR%2Bt7R*M%7Ct7_3F0IonOV%40RQf%2B&x=127b5aa4e262541172aaf3d04c2ca253fb3fcb2c7160b8d3f5ece6451ec56026


I never donate my used clothes because I wear them completely out before I get rid of them.


We have three consignment/thrift clothing shops in my town actually. One of them I won't go into on account of the big trans flag "trans-formation" sign they have in their window. 🤣

I refuse to support businesses that do that kind of shit.

The other two are good places to find used Levi's though.


Well yes. It's what it is. Things are more expensive than 100 years ago, but I also wouldn't be earning nearly as much as I am now 100 years ago.

Gotta bargain hunt though. I hate spending lots of money on clothes. When I need new jeans I go to Ross and pay $20 for a $60 pair of Levi's. I never pay retail prices for clothes.


About the same actually. Pants and shirts for $10-12 each. $20 for a good pair of boots and brand name sneakers. The retail price on all these items has gone up but not the sale price.


JC Penny Black Friday sale is always a killer deal.

My son needed a whole new wardrobe again and I got him over $500 worth of clothes and shoes for about $220.


Looks like doodoo but the kids won't care 🤷😂
https://i.nostr.build/gaG7.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=2040x1536&blurhash=%23NG7xr_4%25%7EO%40tlX9j%5DoLbF%3BRsoIoNHkBWVn%24oJj%3F-VaxIoadaefOaxj%40ayN%7BN_f%2Cs%3BxakCj%5BoLaySfNGR*nOjZR*n%24niWBShW%3DW%3BV%40NGRjnhaKaea%23WXX8WWWCoLo1aejs&x=438581a73d9ce5ac7fbc7c106f79faf99a6bc9a933db452fe9cf9af89e15ac3f


My kids' mom could've had all this shit done in ten minutes. It's going to take me more than an hour! 🤣


I'm terrible at wrapping presents and especially terrible at wrapping clothes.

You'd think I'd be better at wrapping after all the time I spent laying sheets of fiberglass into complex mold shapes.


Darryl Scott - Shattered Cross
#Tunestr
https://youtu.be/oAjEiMyJmZM


Monero is the coin to use for people who need real secrecy, and it's listed on a few no-KYC exchanges.


nostr:npub1j9k220uxarsuc7fj9kp2cs9yahetqy4q6m9cdatn5srkwk6mr6tqcy7e8k. It's in testing right now so you have to message nostr:npub15ypxpg429uyjmp0zczuza902chuvvr4pn35wfzv8rx6cej4z8clq6jmpcx and ask him to get whitelisted to use it. Pay him a decent zap for his work. That part's not a requirement, just a suggestion. V4V, right?

You DM the bot with "fees [number]" and it will DM you when fees drop below the number you specify.


It's coming. Just reading the writing on the wall.
https://www.investmentexecutive.com/news/from-the-regulators/crypto-mixers-charged-with-money-laundering/#:~:text=Two%20of%20the%20founders%20of,billion%20in%20proceeds%20from%20crime.


I hope so! Have an alert set to notify me if fees drop below 50 sat/vB.


They will decide that it amounts to money laundering. Because of lack of manpower, they will only be going after the people who moved a lot of volume this way at first. It doesn't matter if they can't determine where those sats went on the other side of the coin join. If you're wallet address sending the sats into the coin join is linked to your identity, that will be enough for them to bring money laundering charges against you.


Wow this Asus Chromebook that I got my daughter for Christmas is much better quality than mine. Kinda jealous lol. Full aluminum shell, no cheap plastic. Glass touchscreen that flips all the way around to work in tablet mode. And it's got a faster CPU and more memory than mine. Should last her several years I hope.
https://i.nostr.build/zaL8.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=2040x1536&blurhash=%237Kw%405M%7C%236SQ%3DwXAxBI%40-U00%7Eq%7EVIV%3D%7BozslS5%25LHqHqaJ%24%24jYxGRkWAWCxt%251D*MwWYn%24WCoKkCD%25I9V%5BoJRjM%7BfkjZNG%25gIq9FNGRjWBt6s.ayWCx%5Dt7ozM%7CM%7Bs%3AoeRj&x=5d21a76f5a8e91932b00bef387727c4ceeaeabb5b758c704dec2f310cdd160e6


Tallow is fucking delicious and so nutritious!

I stopped using my deep fryer a couple years ago but I want to get some tallow to put in it so I can start using it again.

Interesting side note: McDonald's used to fry their fries in beef tallow back in the day. Today they use seed oil like everyone else, but they actually put a hint of beef flavor in their fries now to approximate the same taste because fries fried in beef tallow really do taste a lot better.


I have an alert set for nostr:npub1j9k220uxarsuc7fj9kp2cs9yahetqy4q6m9cdatn5srkwk6mr6tqcy7e8k to DM me if fees drop below 50 sat/vB


Feb 14th for me. I was late to the party, as usual.
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How 'bout dem fees, eh?📉

Debating if I should consolidate my kids' UTXOs tonight or wait a few more days. 🤔


Pot #2, 16 oz mug #4 LFG!


Agreed! Merry Christmas!


Merry Christmas maximalist

Happy holidays can gfy

https://image.nostr.build/8b4220f6f69528da692a2b7b3d4b57fda11157bb701da1f25eb21f8a8de25dd1.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1024x1024&blurhash=U8Ew%25I0-IB%5D%7D%7D%3D%2C%3BkB%7Dq4%3A%23l%252GG5SI%3Boz%25L&x=f3391d923965d4a60d3a54591086428c8c6f642532f7e0e10054d5fb13faf59c


GM! 💜⚡🚀

Sometimes an extra couple hours of sleep is just what you need.


My only to-do item today is to wrap my kids' Christmas presents. ✅🎄🎅


Europeans need to start some 1776 kind of shit before it's too late


🤣🤣🤣☕☕☕🚀🚀🚀
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If you live in North America or the EU and you're sending large amounts of KYC Bitcoin into coin join transactions, you're gonna get rekt.


Might fuck around and start a hell thread, IDK.


Looks like a good account. Followed.


Today feels like a second pot of coffee kind of day ☕☕☕☕☕☕☕


Was going to invite you guys to a nest this morning, but I've already had a full pot of coffee and still just not feeling super conversational today.

If you wanna chat though, DM me and I'll jump back on.

https://nostrnests.com/cbrje9


Mood: MOAR COFFEE! ☕🚀

GM! Hope your day is going well!


Open Sats doing the Lord's work 💪⚡💜🧡🚀
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No, they don't give up and they don't give in
When things don't go their way
Yeah, we're gettin' knocked down, yeah, we're gettin' back up
Live to die another day

So here's to the lifers
The struggle-and-strifers
Workin' long after the day is done
Here's to the broke-backs
The cowboys in old hats
The last of the Great Generation
And it seems they still dream


No, they don't give up and they don't give in
When things don't go their way
Yeah, we're gettin' knocked down, yeah, we're gettin' back up
Live to die another day


"Only take what's owed, I'm goin' for broke"

https://i.nostr.build/a9rr.jpg

https://youtu.be/l45RuKiirs8?si=Mk5Czp3qo0tMTqBa


"Oooooooh, Beeeetcoin!"

https://i.nostr.build/qqz8.jpg


𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗

𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗

also fuck the EU, specifically. Unelected dictators nudging their way towards abolishing national sovereignty. Also been presiding over the utter destruction of food quality and quality of life in general in europe.


#Nostr fixes this.

nostr:nevent1qqsqxxnmv6f08gdnfdd5q73ck8yfkrfgp7zzhxt7r22uj8pvsqjfuuspr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqzypdsrqatdslry2l56swxkwh0nptz59zgg7m5n92rwf792wdpz3truqcyqqqqqqg3q9s0u


GM! 💜⚡🚀

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck content moderation and nanny state bullshit!


GM! 💜⚡🚀


Yooo!
My dude wants to know best ways to buy #Bitcoin in #Argentina!
Anybody know?
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Best app combo to 🍊💊 people right now ⚡🚀🧡
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GM #Nostr

Make it a good day!

#coffeechain

https://i.nostr.build/LW6m.jpg


Verifying my Nostr Nests identity: omFr7bJfWZgZ6h156Y9Eks0lJpl88OnDD4lWPBwdklc
https://nostrnests.com


The neocons and neolibs are legit scared that Trump is going to be president again.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/12/16/congress-nato-exit-trump/


Nostr is our digital Gault's Gulch


Oh I drink a lot of bottled water throughout the day too


LOL when I expanded it Amethyst started tripping too. Too many tagged npubs to resolve usernames to.


I have no suggestions that you probably haven't already thought of, but looking forward to watching your video for my own info. There's a lot of clients I haven't been keeping tabs on and would love to see a review of how they're all advancing so I can update my pinned tweet on Shitter to onboard new users.


This meme is on point
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LOL I can't search for Alby in Amethyst because it just pulls up every single user that has an Alby address in their profile 🤣


Hopefully it'll trend this way for a few days and not just be a blip


Ask and ye shall receive

https://i.nostr.build/Ew5x.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1024x1024&blurhash=UAG7%7DSW%3F02xF%25%25bciHr%3B02fh%2C*RQ*ws8NeR%3A&x=7d24cc5e2453c4a5a1af0695072b98107fdad3bbc7a721f901b4b11684a96b4e
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Fees coming down, price coming down...

Looks like we might be getting cheap stacking for Christmas boys and girls! 🎄🎅⚡🧡
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Been drinking a lot of tea lately. Almost gone through an entire 100 count box of double spice chai tea that I just got like ten days ago.


Wondering when I'll get dumped by Alby


You must be tired
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Exactly. Let it pile up in Phoenix and when you have enough to move to cold storage economically you can splice out creating a single large UTXO. This is the best way to stack right now IMO.


Buying small amounts of #Bitcoin and taking custody of it should be easy, fast, and cheap!

When you orange pill family, friends, or strangers teach them nostr:npub1ex7mdykw786qxvmtuls208uyxmn0hse95rfwsarvfde5yg6wy7jq6qvyt9 to nostr:npub148qm45zettnf6ekgkatnyfadunxwjpu8sy88mjdsgwc5f202d93qmejra7

Bank account to self custody lightning in under 60 seconds! ⚡🚀

$boost

https://v.nostr.build/4wJ4.mp4


5 GB in the last 19 days. Do I spend too much time on Nostr? Naaah!
https://i.nostr.build/vaQ6.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1872&blurhash=%5B46%5B8iyE4%3ASOoHjdD%24t8DgZz%3FHRO0JtS%3Fwogb%7CT1ShkX%3FIRNDhV%3FDhaJVrn%24E1XT-%3FR%2BInkXtRog&x=7ff1ef6b5ede3da1680f54327a17a113515e539998f30f53737010928ba3a207


Coffee is my favorite part of every day! ☕💜


Will start sometime between 6-8 am Pacific if I do it. Got the day off tomorrow so I might sleep in a bit. No agenda. Just been thinking for a few days it would be cool to chat with everybody while I drink my morning coffee for a couple hours.


That's how ya fucking do it!


Might fuck around and throw on a GM nest tomorrow morning.

"Coffee and bullshit"

We'll see what kind of mood I wake up in tomorrow. 🤷


Hell yes!
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Hell yeah! 🚀


Yes give me the ability to run a nest without leaving the #Amethyst app!


Looking at the BitMex perpetuals price chart, looks like it's setting up to make a big liquidation wick down in the next 30-60 minutes. 👀


I will pay you 1 million sats if you go to the next conference that Udi shows up to and slap the shit out of that motherfucker on stage. I want to see video.


Oooooooooh 👀😁🔥⚡🚀

Guess I'll buy more 🤷


Welcome to our cult!
https://i.nostr.build/5Ogw.jpg


WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THAT MOTHERFUCKER BURN! BURN MOTHERFUCKER, BURN!
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This!

Steak is good, but you don't have to eat the expensive cuts all the time either.
Even cheaper alternatives:
Ground beef
Beef sausage
Eggs are really good for you
Substitute chicken or pork a couple nights a week

If you drink 2-3 cups of buttered coffee in the morning you'll have all day energy and can sustain yourself on one meat based meal a day, either supper or a late lunch.

Just stop eating bullshit #foodstr #health
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FreeVee has a treasure trove of really bad sci-fi movies if that's your thing. 👀🤙

Getting so sick of all the woke bullshit in recent movies and TV series that I've mostly only been watching stuff produced by indie studios lately.


I'm working on making the #HestiaPi case have stand offs for the PCB.

This will cause the PCB to be straight and a specific distance from backplate. Currently, the distance is dictated by the length of the tails on the header pins, which also makes the board sit at an angle.

This change will enable 4 identical screws to hold things in place (as opposed to being a combination of whatever fits).

If successful, it will make the parts list much better and allow me to stock fewer parts.

#IoT #Manufacturing #3DPrinting #Production #Thermostat #OpenHardware #OpenSource #harfware #FOSS #FLOSS

https://image.nostr.build/321529edd770becdffa87366ccfb1b8ce6d469c41dbbab237123110edb2219cd.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1920x1440&alt=Base+of+a+HestiaPi+case+which+now+has+spacers+to+hold+the+PCB+exactly+3mm+off+of+the+base.&blurhash=%23FMQhc_200WB9ZIVE1M%7BIUD%25t7WBRjofxtt7ofj%5B009Gxu%25Ls%3Aof%3FHM%7B%25MM%7Bxut7Iot6a%7BIVt7M%7C00WB%7EpIU%3FbRjWB%25LIo-%3BayoL-%3AM%7Bofj%5BM%7Bt7juay-%3BxuD*xuIUj%5Bj%5B&x=63adbf57251fdcdd1fc730a2ecb172b91869c512b9b6b9e3cd311060722719a8


Love seeing so many people creating stuff!
I wanted to zap your note but you don't have a lightning address on your profile.
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Yes not driving a car is very un-American! 🚘🇺🇲


Looking at 200 sat/vB right now like it's a bargain


Fuck those network fees!

Buy on #Strike --> withdraw to #Phoenix

It's fast and cheap! ⚡🚀

https://v.nostr.build/Bwq0.mp4


Fuck CashApp


Agreed. Time to start a boycott campaign. LFG!


To everyone saying Tx fees are sufficient to prevent spam:

You're waiting for fees to come down so you can consolidate UTXOs, move sats to cold storage, or manage your lightning channels.

Meanwhile the spammers are still gleefully spamming the network.

Who's winning?

It's only going to get worse.


I support this!


Much shorter than a lightning invoice 👀


Transaction spam is the wrong kind of adoption. Fees will get plenty high enough with an increase in legitimate financial transactions. We don't need dickbutts to fund the security budget.


GM! 💜⚡🚀


Yes! More elegant solution than "MAKE BLOCK BIGGER!"


You try liquid now? What's your first impression?

I've completely ignored it up until now, but I'm getting curious.


Some of them are already moving over to the fork of a fork of Bitcoin steaming pile of shit
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Big blockers had valid concerns about scaling at the time, but their solution wasn't a valid solution.

Look where it leads. Imagine you're trying to run a full node at home and the storage requirement is increasing by 400MB every ten minutes.
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GM! 💜⚡🚀

Silly Aussies


This one was pretty serious compared to a spam attack.


GM!


Bitcoin history: exploit leads to soft fork.

Nobody argued that the transaction was valid because the code allowed it to occur. It was a bug and they fixed it.

https://decrypt.co/39750/184-billion-bitcoin-anonymous-creator


GM #Nostr and I hope you have a great Sunday!

https://i.nostr.build/AOR7.jpg


I usually watch TV with the subtitles on. This documentary I'm watching, it's clear that the subtitles were written by speech to text AI that can't understand the British accent of the narrator very well.

It keeps putting the wrong words. Like way wrong.

It's also fucking up the punctuation. Run-on sentences, periods in the middle of sentences, and the occasional question mark just because of the inflection of the narrator's voice.

This would be impossible for a deaf person to follow, it's so bad.


Just like the Constitution wasn't worded clearly and strictly enough to avoid unintended interpretations that lead to abuses (such as the commerce clause), the Bitcoin code is not defined strictly enough to avoid unintended results, like allowing people to embed stupid fucking jpegs as unprunable data.


"I CAN use the Constitution as toilet paper, so it's allowed"
- Ordinals

https://i.nostr.build/ya32.jpg


If I remember 🫡


Watching a retarded documentary about "forbidden knowledge".

LOL at people who think forbidden knowledge is on TV.


Expecting eventually that Block Inc will roll out a Bitcoin lightning PoS that integrates seamlessly with Square. That will be a game changer for merchant adoption. Until then, I need a debit card.


Yes, because ordinals are a bug. When you identify a vulnerability, you fix it.
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Block and unfollow are my curation tools


Reading about WTF liquid actually does has been on my to-do list for a little while now. Maybe tomorrow.


It's really depressing. I don't know why I still try to go over there and clue people into Nostr. They just don't get it or don't care.


I should have tagged nostr:npub1cn4t4cd78nm900qc2hhqte5aa8c9njm6qkfzw95tszufwcwtcnsq7g3vle I think?


If #Strike gets a debit card I will ditch my bank and send 100% of my direct deposit to it.

nostr:npub1ex7mdykw786qxvmtuls208uyxmn0hse95rfwsarvfde5yg6wy7jq6qvyt9


All custodial services will be cucked by the US financial regulatory regime


Would be hilarious if Craig Wong started posting over here


Welcome to Nostr!


The Censorship Industrial Complex

https://fountain.fm/episode/CG0oVdoJQdCGtLNgxSqZ


#Ordinals

https://i.nostr.build/Wnje.jpg


Put it into circulation 7 months ago and been watching it move from address to address. Looks like it's now held by a P2SH address. Holder has no idea it's in there then.
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Cool. And there's an Android app. Nice. Will start using this.


Got 64GB of RAM in that bitch. Just need to plug a CPU into it. The MB won't run newer AM4 CPUs without a BIOS update though and it doesn't have Asus BIOS flashback so there's no way to update the BIOS without a working CPU. So I got a perfectly good 5950X sitting here that I can't use right now. 🤬


Nice. Should run good on my PC with a RTX 2080. PC needs a new CPU though and I keep having other bullshit come up that I have to spend money on.


Yeah I laughed out loud at several parts. Going to post this shit everywhere!


Fuck yeah!

Copied that over to my Nostr build account just to have a backup.


🎶🕺💃🎶
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Corporate incentives of publicly traded mining companies demand it.


That's why I consider vaccinated bitches unfuckable 🤷


This is the correct position


Wizard Dipshits

#Bitcoin
https://image.nostr.build/4009681cf695506f35f57ba67a46c01c78070b825b7e1139e62bb7c00ed71113.gif


If my dad can use it, anybody can


Best way to help new users self custody


I'm surprised it hasn't with all y'all checking out every five minutes! 🤣


Buy on #Strike --> Withdraw to #Phoenix!


Yeah lots of room for improvement but the pace of development is also impressive. Understand this was all just an idea 3 years ago. We've come a long way already. All this stuff is alpha/beta software still.


I never said we should prevent institutions, rich folks, or even nation states from making transactions.


Oh I see. Yeah I was referring to using the play store app. Very easy that way.


Wrong take. When new attack vectors are discovered, it must be improved. By your logic Bitcoin would've been fucked in August 2010 when that dude figured out how to mint 184 million Bitcoin in a transaction.

It requires careful stewardship by intelligent humans.


Strike to Phoenix! 💯⚡🚀💪


Where can I buy an NFT of her fart recording?


Best way to onboard new people to Bitcoin right now with these high fees! 👇
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Buy on strike and withdraw over lightning to Phoenix wallet. Phoenix is one of the easiest to use self custody wallets, and it gives you a seed phrase. Since strike is custodial, they will handle opening the channel when you withdraw to Phoenix so you don't pay a big channel opening fee yourself. IMO that's the best solution right now.

You can download strike, set it up, link a debit card, deposit, buy Bitcoin, withdraw and have it available in your Phoenix wallet all in under five minutes.


Yeah my old property manager used Appfolio. They didn't charge a fee back then but I heard that they started doing to about a year or so ago. I would pay the extra $2 though rather than get dressed and drive across town to pay my rent. I also liked being able to make maintenance requests online and upload pictures with it so the maintenance guy knew what he was getting into ahead of time and could bring the right tools or parts.

Maintenance at my current apartment building is abysmal. I've had no running water in my kitchen for several days and the maintenance guy's tools are all over my kitchen floor.


My rent is only payable by check or cash. Very annoying. With my old property manager I could pay online with my debit card, renew my lease online, and submit maintenance requests online.


More bullshit!
It used to have no problem drawing Bitcoin Jesus for me.
Bing has become anti-Christ, literally.
https://i.nostr.build/ya55.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1872&blurhash=%5B5PjJojH%7EU9I004%3AM_-%3A00%3FtNLIA00xSIY%25M00oOohxT00ogV%3BN400I%5E%25KRj-.RQRkt5Dg%3FARpM%7C&x=3daf6319f9ab6798c9876a57a6ae430a5885f944a21a517f1c804d019ac4c3d9


Nobody is ever going to use liquid


60k in 2021 was a market dislocation that was inevitably corrected. Higher and higher lows is the trend. It is functioning as a store of value.


Thinking Bitcoin will defend itself from all attack vectors without the stewardship of humans is like the people who thought the US Constitution could defend itself. Both are good systems, but not perfect, and both are getting ass raped by malicious humans. Both need to be updated.


For real! All I want to do is consolidate all of my kids' UTXOs!


Cool. Crazy that I'm setting an alert for 50 sat/vB lol


Oh NVM it answered me finally


Am I doing this right?

https://i.nostr.build/gaQB.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1872&blurhash=%5B12h%5D%23R%23ITah9W%254xbM%7B-qxajZRj%3FKR%23InWB9p%254%253Rj%3F0R%24NFayoMj%3FWBa%23Ims%3DxbWUxdNENFs%3B&x=4c7ce96305ae43874ddf49f33dedc457dabaed14cdb7618bf764001925b70dbe


Oh will it answer me now? I'll try to DM it again. Thanks!


Phoenix.


My good friend, who has been a staunch anti-bitcoiner, just sent me this documentary that he watched.
https://youtu.be/dk3AVceraTI?si=xQCKapo8SnetrvBg
I think he's starting to get it. 🤔


Phoenix


Bullish bitcoiner beat you to it, but thanks


Only 24 sats to send!


Done! Nice! Phoenix FTW!


Let's see if this goes through...

https://i.nostr.build/naya.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1872&blurhash=%5B02%24Q%3DjsDhayRNj%5BM_fQD%24kC%25MofRjkCxvofozj%5Bogf6odaeb0axWAaeogayM_jutRayj%5DkCWAay&x=0e36bdf110fe202af0954ece3c7ce204ef3384999de971975eb236c93e52aae1


Lol I think it's going to be waiting for channels for a while! 👀
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Drop an invoice for ⚡5k from a NON-CUSTODIAL wallet. I want to test something.


The people saying this is fine are not trying to conduct commerce on Bitcoin right now
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You will increase block size and spam attacks will be cheaper so spam will increase until you have the same problem. Keep increasing the block size to deal with it and you will end up with a blockchain that is hundreds of terabytes and it will only be possible to run a full node on expensive enterprise hardware. It's not a solution.


666 👿
https://i.nostr.build/WnXa.png
https://i.nostr.build/0O99.jpg


This is why we told the big blockers to fork off

https://i.nostr.build/vayW.png
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Neither network fees, nor bigger blocks solve the spam problem.

On Bitcoin, fees are making it cost prohibitive to spend small UTXOs. But at least you can still run a full node.

Craig Wrong's BSV network features a dynamic block size function to keep fees low. But the storage requirement to run a full node is currently increasing by an average of 600MB every ten minutes.

The only way to prevent spam clogging a network is to prevent the network from accepting spam at all.


Bitcoiners are getting totally cucked and most of them are still defending this shit.


When you thought you were building a global monetary system that would remove power from the state and put money in the hands of the people.

But instead you get ETFs, KYC, jpegs, shitcoins and custodians while governments and institutions are the biggest holders

https://image.nostr.build/9863950b2fef9ab9d9baf0bcaeb8cbaf38698bd2eb53816a3440e73d7ea25be4.jpg


https://i.nostr.build/Kwql.png
https://i.nostr.build/9y9v.png


To everyone saying Tx fees are sufficient to prevent spam:

You're waiting for fees to come down so you can consolidate UTXOs, move sats to cold storage, or manage your lightning channels.

Meanwhile the spammers are still gleefully spamming the network.

Who's winning?

It's only going to get worse.


nostr:npub12kr0hg6rjxum6up3m978rx694qmjl9yvpsl8p0j25p9tcgmt37qs7pc3jy finally has a lightning address!
Zap the shit out of this artist! ⚡🚀
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You're almost asking the right question. We will get priced out long before that happens actually.

If the wealthy, banks/corporations, and nation states start using Bitcoin to a significant degree, moving millions (USD equivalent) around, will they care about 'high' fees?

0.1% of $1,000,000 is $1,000. That will seem cheap to anyone trying to send over $1 million worth of sats, but will make it too costly for us plebs to use the network. Most of our UTXOs will become unspendable unless they've already been committed to lightning channels.

We'll be forced to use custodial lightning services that can afford to manage large payment channels for us. Banking system 2.0 for the poor. Financial self-sovereignty only for the wealthy.


Super exclusive! 👀👇
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How about on #Nostr
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QuickBooks wasn't making enough sales then discovered a bug to allow users to both track transactions and save media files in one database.

The accounting functions are barely usable now but they make so much money on the cloud storage they justify the bug as a feature.

Eventually the accounting users get so frustrated they go back to spreadsheets.


When self custody becomes too expensive to move in and out of the bankers win.


Fee rate notification.

A web service that sends an email, or better yet, a simple mobile app that sends a push notification when estimated fee to be included in the next block is below N sats/vB


Drain the exchanges?

Have to remove circulating supply faster than miners are adding to circulating supply. They're always selling a certain amount of Bitcoin to pay their fiat bills.

The halving doesn't affect this. It doesn't cut their electric bills in half.

The fiat price going up or down is what changes the quantity that they must sell to pay the bills.


Fugg... I need more coffee. Brain not want to wakey wakey. ☕


GM!


Ha! Don't hold your breath.


BuT iT's FrEe SpEeCh AnD gOoD fOr MiNeRs
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They still walk like Joe Biden so they're not too terrifying yet. Give it a couple more years.


Oh yeah if all 100 of you withdraw at the same time, that will really show them!

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No. Some yes. Some spam. Just as many huge transactions claiming block space.

Did you see Jimmy Song's post a day or two ago? Different type of spam.


No and no

This block template image doesn't even like like it's filled with big dumb ordinal transactions. 👀

https://i.nostr.build/8wyv.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1872&blurhash=%5BDDs%40HW%3A6NWV%2B%25ofW%3BWB2%3Aj%5B%24jja29j%5DwNay2mjb%23.bHrrjbS1ju%7C1jGJPoL%5BXjYNtoL%23mWUWVfk&x=8d2e9aabee5eafd1475c1a043a0127d618852a9244814e40c91997d95f8c7511


GM #Nostr

Stay humble and stack sats

Will have something more clever to say after I get some coffee in me

https://i.nostr.build/KPdg.jpg


GN #Nostr 😴

And to those of you across the ocean, have a great day.


"We're retarded!"


Kill it!


Have a great day!


Truth


9/10 time escapism only makes things worse and I can fully understand people who say it only makes things worse all the time. If you don't deal with your problems they never go away and they only multiply and worsen. I'm saying this from personal experience not from a position of I holier than thou or thinking I'm better than anyone. You have to face things head on at some point so would you rather face a mole hill or a mountain? It's your choice.


All colored in

https://i.nostr.build/BwgK.jpg


Yeah it got played out. Was fun while it lasted.


Here's a gif I made of work in progress photos of the Federal Reserve Bank in Flames https://m.primal.net/HTyw.gif


Very cool 🔥


Remember when #Zapathon was fun?

RIP 💀
https://i.nostr.build/AwA7.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1024x1024&blurhash=U8DlsK0L00%7EV17NG%5EM%2510LxZ%2419a%7EB%24%25MyEM&x=aa4ca29dc1117e9a455bebd508e5da7c1b26c07a215e2f02d400648bbfd5bebb


Watching season two of Reacher. Or the first three episodes of it anyway.


Riiiiiight


Prime rib dinner
It's basic, but good, and SO tender
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Long live the Empire!


First Friday I've had off work in a while.

Time to go get that Friday night special prime rib dinner! 😋


Craig Wright is
An academic fraud
A scammer
A serial forger of documents
A litigious little prick

But he is definitely not Satoshi

https://v.nostr.build/2wx7.mp4


I'm not rich but I got a lotta lovin! 🤣


$250k for citizenship.
$500k for citizenship.
$1 million for citizenship.

Fuck all that noise!

Short list me the best countries where I can just marry a local gal to get citizenship!


Interesting observation. I've also observed that however many people are on Nostr, my actual social circle of people that I interact with regularly is numbered around 50 or less.

I've already doxxed my face on here a few times so if my nsec is ever compromised I could just make a new account and verify myself to those 50 people with a selfie.


I want to see more #Irish nostriches on here


If I'm a bot then my developer is a malicious asshole 🤣


Beep boop beep


#Throwback
https://i.nostr.build/mnL5.jpg


12 Days of Zapness
I like that! 💜⚡
https://i.nostr.build/OPaA.jpg
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Lightning or on-chain Tx to local exchange. Specifics would depend on what country I'm in. Or pay locals Bitcoin in exchange for cash.


#Strike could come in very handy if I ever travel abroad for any length of time.

Direct deposit my income to strike and convert to #Bitcoin. Pay with lightning wherever it's accepted or convert Bitcoin to local currency.

Totally avoid the fees and headache of transferring my USD across borders. 😎🤙


$boost
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Blasting unsuspecting nostriches with zap spam!
Your notifications are now destroyed! 🤣

https://i.nostr.build/Ewxl.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/mazG.jpg


I don't know buty notifications are destroyed right now 🥹


I bet I can break you too, nostr:npub13wfgha67mdxall3gqp2hlln7tc4s03w4zqhe05v4t7fptpvnsgqs0z4fun


Did I break the bot too? Why is it only tagging nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 now? 🤷

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Ok I promise I'll stop zap spamming now 🤣💩💀


They're useful otherwise


I had to follow nostr:npub12u7xgzak939jlap3fnev05eky6d4ntwr4lrs03kgnnfd9njmtvrsr9jjmt to prevent Amethyst from automatically blocking it as spam 🤣🤣


We're back baby!!!

Now let me see if I can find that prism post and zap it some MOAR!
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Good call!


Posting this from Primal because I killed Amethyst. App froze in the middle of my zap shenanigans and when I closed it and reopened it it just did this:

https://i.nostr.build/Ljd6.png


This should say MB not GB, but still 9.5TB is pretty big


I see a lot of their posts on Shitter because I troll them often enough that the algo is constantly putting their posts into my 'for you' feed even though I don't follow any of them. They're freaking out about all the ordinals spam their network is getting right now.


Already happening


Tick tock... 😈


Hahahaha you got caught in another one!

If it makes you feel better it's going to blow up my notifications too 🤣


I'll fucking boost it just so I can zap spam it later! 🤣


the worst nostr note ever, but it has $comment $boost $like

let's see how high we can get this one


Indeed. Back during the block size wars, I felt that both sides had valid points, that are still valid and identify problems that are unsolved. Lightning is promising, but if fees go to high on the base layer, channel management becomes cost prohibitive, and users are forced to use custodial services instead.

It's going to take people much smarter than me to figure this out.

If billionaires, banks, and nation states start using Bitcoin regularly all of us plebs will get priced out of doing anything on chain.


There's a dilemma but bigger blocks doesn't solve it:

You have less sovereignty if you can't afford to transact on-chain, but you also have less sovereignty if you can't afford to run a full node because it requires enterprise hardware.


Imagine you're trying to run a full node at home and the storage requirement is growing by 300MB every ten minutes 🤣
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Dooooo eeeeeeet!


I am the algorithm!


Average block size on BSV right now is 300 MB 🤡💩


They see me rollin!
They hatin!
They try to catch me ridin dirty!
https://i.nostr.build/MQG4.jpg


$boost
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AMD Ryzen 9 5950X 16 Core / 32 Thread CPU
Open box - Unused
⚡925k sats
$boost
https://i.nostr.build/R620.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=768x1020&blurhash=_jIY2-Nft8n%24bbj%5BWB%7EqozbIV%40W%3BaeWB9Ft6WBV%40WVWAaeDiWVkCaeWWayjZWBWBozjta%7DofjZayWBofj%5Bf6kCayRjjFWVfkf6fkayozV%40aykCf6fkayt7V%40j%5BkCaykCay&x=ffd97d5f0844cd326f7c8116f2202029e29cf857f2a56483273cd52fca06a335
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Decided I won't be using this CPU that I bought, but I kept it sitting on my desk too long to return it. Selling for less than I paid. Compare to prices on Amazon and Newegg.

Price includes ground shipping to anywhere in North America. DM me to negotiate overseas shipping.


No.


Thank you. Feel free to use any you like.


I keep wanting to leave trollish comments on Shitter posts, but I can't because I'm still locked from posting
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Holy shit that's cool. Phoenix wins again.
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I don't think that blockstream is malicious or incompetent.

That said, I prefer to trust coldcard because nobody seems as security paranoid or shows as much attention to detail as Coinkite.

Also those things are built to last decades.


Make sure applicants submit to testing for COVID-19 spike proteins before romp


You do post a lot of images 🤷


We must fight centralization by... *Checks notebook* ensuring nobody changes their node policies through social coercion and ostracization.  Node policy diversity is centralization! War is peace!


We will keep finding creative new ways to break you app! 🤣


I post this from time to time because I don't think people fully realize unless they see the numbers.

https://i.nostr.build/EwqK.jpg

DOUBLE in a single year, and another roughly +25% the following year. They moved up 40 ranks in the Fortune 500 list.

When there is this much money to be made, the corporate incentives are so strong they will lie, cheat, break laws, pay off doctors, politicians and regulators.

Always follow the money.


Fucking dealership told me yesterday that they had the parts for my car finally and would get it done either that afternoon or this morning.

Motherfuckers call me this morning and say "uhh, actually we only got the key blanks to cut and the electronic fobs are still in shipping. Tracking says about another week to get those in."

AAAAAAARGH!!! 🤬🤯


Will be transmitted by relays


The incentives were definitely there. Understand how uncommon it is for an established company this size to more than DOUBLE their revenue in a single year and move up 40 ranks on the Fortune 500 list.
https://i.nostr.build/DwXl.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1015x1128&blurhash=%7B2S%24ov9F%3Fv%252%25Mxv%3Fb-%3B%3FHRiX7azWBRjM%7Bt700D%25V%40-%3B%25Ms%3BxuRj_NMxIAxvx%5DWBM%7BjtN%5BIURPxukCs%3AkBoL4nIUxut7t7WBayt7%7EWayg3j%5BIUofM%7BkC00M%7B.8s%3As%3Aays%3At7%5E%2BaxR%25a%23RjkCR*j%5B&x=b15f28b3ab3ba00218707e2f648317cafe0fbb7b2335946492b6ddf2ff76ad14


Doesn't this song just make you want to dance? So catchy.
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This is a GM post
#GM #coffeechain
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I think it's another version of "lost my keys in a boarding accident" 😆🤷


It's after midnight. My old friend insomnia has returned.

I shall attempt to sleep now. GN #Nostr


https://image.nostr.build/fa9ef6114a933c4dbb8030bd5bd606e590d57b335b6da54fb3faa633c77a6b48.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 821,264 🤙💜


Great movie


I make a hobby out of trolling the BSV tards from time to time but I'd never done it so much that I hit the daily posting limit before.


05:55 ✨🧡 #Bitcoin Exit The Matrix  #Nostr ✨🔮💜💊🌍✨☝🎬 https://nostr.build/av/8df90d9f7513c2a278cbf2ee1b850d2f1cb8b8ee22ff83012b558b53beea4393.mov
👀🎬✨🔮 Classic by nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOh-7SzI6gM&t=26s


I posted the link to this video under every single BSV related post until I hit the daily limit for posting. Not the free limit, the premium account post limit. 🤣

https://video.nostr.build/af15ba9f78710a820e621e1bf88420c12b51f50ff88cfd0d34c780cda8432475.mp4


I might wake up tomorrow and find out I'm banned from Shitter, but it was so fucking worth it! 🤣🤣🤣


Game over 😭
https://i.nostr.build/VAg0.png


I'm still posting that link rapid fire until my fingers get bored or I get banned for spamming! 🤣


I literally had to jump up and dance to this!


Sing it with me!!! 🎶🕺💃🎶
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Good afternoon and good evening to you sir!


We are all Nostr, and Nostr belongs to all of us
https://i.nostr.build/qaOL.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1205&blurhash=%5E371cs%7EXRjjYIUaxS%5DtSbcozWWV%40IpE1IoNHRkofRPxZ-%3Axtt6WA00og%25Nj%5Dt6RjIoNGIVIVWCoM%25L-oxts-ofWBs%3AjFs%3AoJWBa%7B9ZD*IoM%7CWDj%5D&x=7dc4ad6d1897d8b23a9f92a420493e9412464722ad9c7d1addb51e0b6d8db735


Never used twitch 🤷


People literally bragged on social media about getting injected with an experimental mRNA therapy and thought they were better than you for it.


For real!

Sent her the deets so she can log in.


Muahahahaha!

I'm not that malicious.


OMG I just discovered that I had her password saved this whole fucking time and didn't know it!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Whaaaaaat???


I should/could/would get a better paying job, but I just don't want to right now.

There's no other job in town where I can spend most of my work day interacting with my Nostr frens like this.

I have a Nostr problem! 🤣

Ain't no problem though. GFY! 🖕💜⚡


Moral relativism is a slippery slope that invariably leads to justifying all manner of wrongdoing.


It might've been back in 2015 when she bought it. I don't remember. She only put in $50, but it's like 40x since then!


My ex/baby momma bought some Bitcoin on Coinbase and left in there back in 2016. She's never logged in since and doesn't have access to the account.

I've been telling her for the last few years that she needs to do whatever it takes to get access to that account and withdraw her Bitcoin because it's worth a lot more than the USD that she spent at the time. 🤷💀


Mood finally shifted. Took all day but I'm vibing on better energy now.

First five invoices for ⚡1k get paid. Go!


There is no country on this planet that I both love and despise more than the United States of America


If all of their attempts to remove him from the ballot fail, you are going to see some serious shit next year.


The silver lining is that most of them aren't having children, so they're selecting their genetics for extinction. Just need to keep them away from everyone else's children.


I try to stack enough meat and cheese on it so I'm not just eating mostly bread.


Proton is pretty good


What can Bidenomics do for you? 🤡


Tacos sound good, but I just brought a lame ass sammich to work.


Holy fucking shit.

"Progressives" aren't progressing towards anywhere. They're just going round and round in a downward spiral of broken logic.


THE TREASURY MARKET IS FUCKED GARY! IT'S FUCKING FUCKED!!! 🔥
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MOAR!!!


It's fun that you never know exactly how many followers you have.

This is especially true if you're using a blastr relay, because you're writing to a shitload more relays than you're reading from.