"Fuck The World"
(from "Big Money Hu$tla$" soundtrack)

[Violent J]
Fuck. Fuck this shit.
Fuck givin it to me.

[Chorus:]
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Sya fuck the world! (Fuck the world!)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck em all! (Fuck em all!)

[Violent J]
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us
Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus
Fuck Darius
Fuck the west coast, and fuck everybody on the east
Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least
Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers
Kings and Queens and gold jewelers
Fuck wine coolers
Fuck chickens, fuck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother fucks
Fuck critics, fuck your review
Even if you like me, fuck you
Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's momma
Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama
Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forrest Gump
You probably like it in the rump
Fuck a shoe pump, fuck the real deal and fuck all the fakes
Fuck all fifty two states! Oooo, and fuck you

[Chorus X 2]

[Violent J]
Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera
Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker
Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did her already
Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady
My homie, fuck him, what are you gonna do?
(Fuck that bitch, fuck you!) Yeah well fuck you too
Don't bother tryin to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say fuck ninety three times
Fuck the president, fuck your welfare
Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear
Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck
You like to hunt a lot, so fuckin what?!
Fuck disco, Count of Monte Crisco
Fuck Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And fuck everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic
I'm like fuck you, AHHHHH!!!!

[Chorus X 2]

[Violent J]
Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Dionne Warwick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
Fuck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it
And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is
Fuck everybody in the hemisphere
Fuck them across the world, and fuck them right here
You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on
Jefferson? FUCK HIM!
Fuck your idea, fuck your gonnoreha
Fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia
Fuck your wife, your homie did, he's fuckin you
Fuck the police and the 5-0 too
Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe
Fuck everybody inside
Whoever's on the cover, fuck his mother
Fuck your little brother's homie from around the way
And fuck Violent J!

This is a video event and can be viewed at https://www.flare.pub/w/naddr1qqrnz63nwye8guczyqxsvjqtp3hrhc7f5xn96lntcgy3yf74t06vwlhtvqmm5amkcvqwcqcyqqqgtwc7fqwad


Oh man, all the coffee I drink doesn't help matters either!


There's been many a time I thought I was going to discretely let out a fart and ended up running bow-legged to the bathroom. 🤣🤣🤣


Same! I am a full time shitposter. Since I do a lot of my shitposting at work, you could say I get paid to do it.


Living with IBS means that some days you can't trust a fart. 😬


Don't invest in Bitcoin, it's too volatile.

You should allocate a significant portion of your portfolio to a safe asset line bonds, where you can lose a slow and steady -20% over 3 years.

https://i.nostr.build/j9LE.png


Honestly the actual % split depends on your net worth and expenses. Keep enough cash on hand to cover 3 months expenses, and put the rest of your net worth in Bitcoin.


J6 was a peaceful protest. Unlike the BLM 2020 summer of love protests. 🔥


I do not trust any bitcoiners who use Shitter more than Nostr


The 60/40 portfolio strategy is dead. 💀

Introducing the 90/10 strategy: >=90% Bitcoin, <=10% cash.

Once your country transitions to a Bitcoin standard you can go 100% Bitcoin of course.


Going to upload a bunch of music videos to flare.pub later today


Notes and zaps and maybe even some other stuff. GM!


GM! Get well soon!


GM #Nostr


No man, Bitcoin is too hard to use man
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Truth. Also a Bitcoin standard would end fractional reserve banking.


Last song for the night. GFY!

https://v.nostr.build/Ggma.mp4


Stoney LaRue - Look At Me Fly

https://v.nostr.build/m7wq.mp4


Cold - Just Got Wicked

https://v.nostr.build/RErn.mp4


Cold - No One

I actually have a tattoo on my leg taken from the album art of this album
https://v.nostr.build/5jqz.mp4


Banking in the US is still stuck in the 20th century


Cool technology.


I had to search what M-PESA is 👀
https://i.nostr.build/KkKO.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1872&blurhash=%5BGQ9.vIU%3FaWB.6R%25IVxu00%25Ls%3BbEQ%5Ds%3BNFof00xut6a%23_Jt6IVt600f8oej%5BICoefjRj00Rjj%5Bof&x=a57d4254b903b39380e84778c62d245cf268adb77b59262e48f271475baf612b


Fuck paying huge price spreads buying sats elsewhere


No fees, very low minimums, and good exchange prices though. IDGAF if it's KYC honestly, because once the sats are in my self custody wallet everybody can get fucked. Unconfiscatable money and nobody can stop me from spending it anywhere.


Just felt like a little stacky-poo
https://i.nostr.build/M7A5.png
https://i.nostr.build/4raW.gif


Oh will they draft in and out of a checking account? I thought you had said before that they didn't.

The main bank I use here is mobile only. They have no physical branches you can walk into, and they don't do checks either. Just an app and a debit card. I have to get a cashier's check every month to pay my rent because my landlord doesn't take cards payments. But I still have an account and routing number for direct deposit.

I have my veteran's disability deposited to there because they credit it to my account as soon as they see it initiated. So I get it 4 days before the end of the month, and that day I pay all my bills for the next month so then I have no bills to worry about and I know what my budget is for next month.


Too bad Strike can't do direct draft in and out of a bank account in your country. No fees for that in the States and minimum is $1, but it can take up to 5 days to settle depending on your bank. The bank I use though credits ACH deposits to my account as soon as they see them, they don't wait for them to settle. Not that I ever sell sats. I only buy them and either spend them or send them to cold storage.
https://i.nostr.build/zQ4V.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1872&blurhash=%5B23%5BxTay00fQ00of_3ay_3j%5B4nj%5B4nay%7Eqj%5Bxuj%5BIUj%5BfQayj%5BfQt7j%5BWBay%3Fbay9Fay4nay_3fQ&x=386715d2d97b45304075ec3816df5f45196d4f39faab70e967b06569417cd551


VOLUME UP 🔥
Black Label Society - Fire It Up
https://v.nostr.build/J9KP.mp4


I used to listen to a lot of Manson when I was younger

https://v.nostr.build/XPnW.mp4


"Actually I'm more into other stuff"
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WLP is a cunt and the NRA is fucking useless

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/wayne-lapierre-resigns-nra-leader-days-start-civil-trial-rcna132553


Biased much? From Bloomberg News:
https://i.nostr.build/2E6X.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x1872&blurhash=%5B28N%2C%7D_400x%5DQ%2Ci%5EkWW%3D00IU%25gt5AcNIslt600RPx%5ERj-ooJf*WC4%3AWVxZaz_2V%40Rkt7Nej%40s%2CWV&x=a14b69c17ae89b0c0a96833f7e12db9c6d7c18881749ac86040f27bf6299ed0e


It's an option


The old boiler in the basement of my apartment building breaks at least once every winter and usually takes days to fix.


Smokin that intergalactic strain!

https://i.nostr.build/LvQ8.png


Haha that was my first thought too


Yeah the S9K is the only one that you can't flash Braiins OS onto and it doesn't seem to like non-stock fans either. The Noctura fans that I put on it are almost as fast RPM as the stock fans but with those ones it's rebooting constantly. With slower fans the red fault light comes on and it stops hashing.


Most wallet apps won't even accept that address type.


Fake news


Got one that's just sitting under my desk. It's a K model and it doesn't want to run with any fans other than the really loud stock ones. Tried three other sets of fans on it and it won't work with them. Either shows a fault or starts constantly rebooting but won't hash for more than a few seconds.


Early 2020 was when I just couldn't take FB anymore and deleted my account.


Those are good to have. I got a thick fuzzy bathrobe too wear.


I hate being cold! Got my jammies, my robe, and some hot tea.
https://i.nostr.build/m7vR.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=768x1020&blurhash=_uGk%7B%7BWBt7ofV%5Bf6a%7C%7EpaykCj%5BWBaya%7CWUofRjWBkBbHf6IUj%5BRkWBofj%5BayaeaykCj%5BoLoLays%3Af7ofofWBjZayRkj%5Bj%5BjtWBWCj%5BRjayjtaybHayj%5Boeayj%5Bj%5Bj%5Bj%5Bjt&x=f6a26ab30de88f7d7d7932ae14c3a5b1d2c265fdc4bdfd76ff5c482b4939135f
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"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you." -Silent Bob

https://i.nostr.build/kkEa.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=400x225&blurhash=iJDl%7B3t7xuofM%7Bf8t7RQt7%7Eqof9Ft7M%7Bxut7Rjay_3%25MIUxuRjxuWBRjay-%3BM%7BM%7Bayj%5Bofayf7of%25Mt7WCofj%5BWBofRjj%5B&x=c806e57e875c31218dc46181dc3d6df52f49922822302b18d6f6d9c427a85830


Fucking building heat quit working sometime last night while I was sleeping. It's getting cold in here. It's Friday so I doubt they'll fix it before Monday. They'll just let us all freeze. At least I can use the oven to heat up the front half of my apartment right now, but my bedroom is going to be cold tonight! This apartment building is such a shit hole.

https://i.nostr.build/M7zJ.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=2040x1536&blurhash=%23TGbY1xuIroKWBj%3FoLj%5Bfk-jV%3FM%7CkBa%7Dj%5Bj%40ayay%7EnozM%7Da%7BWBj%40fjfkazahR%2BM%7Dj%5Bj%5Bj%40oefQfQ4qjrNHf6fRj%5BoLfPayxtWERlj%5Bj%5Bj%3Foeaza%7DD%2Cj%40WBayj%5BfQoLazay&x=f1d0710950f9c7c4fefedd2604c1da84cac648fbbbc3ab3175366e6e225f41b3


I'm more of a Jay, always running my mouth 🤣


Start with Clerks

https://v.nostr.build/3mQP.mp4


Really???

You need to do a Kevin Smith movie marathon this weekend!


How to talk to trolls

https://v.nostr.build/WJ6V.mp4


Ugh! I hate when I buy brand new hardware and it's DOA.


Troodoh is a cunt


Here is a panorama photo that I took of a double rainbow. I uploaded it to DALLE-3 and prompted it with "Recreate this image with vivid color and stunning lighting." And it turned this trashy neighborhood on the reservation into something beautiful.

https://i.nostr.build/dqkJ.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/a03B.png
https://i.nostr.build/e4g0.png
https://i.nostr.build/ORx5.png


Here's another example where I provided DALLE-3 with a photograph and asked it to make the image more dramatic and stunning.

https://i.nostr.build/JwLP.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/GgjQ.png
https://i.nostr.build/ZQwM.png
https://i.nostr.build/rEOG.png


You can feed DALLE-3 a photograph, and then simply prompt it with a style, and it will create a stunning image from it. Here's my neighborhood turned into a colorful fantasy land.

https://i.nostr.build/7lKv.png
https://i.nostr.build/VYjA.jpg


I think I saw the blackrock one is 0.59%


Every. Fucking. Time.


https://i.nostr.build/LvQ8.png
Smokin that intergalactic strain


Smokin that intergalactic strain!

https://i.nostr.build/LvQ8.png


https://i.nostr.build/6lPP.jpg

Give me a detailed description of what you want. I will use my prompt skills to get DALLE-3 to produce it. I will send you up to 4-6 variations of the image. If you are not satisfied with the results you don't pay.

I will tell you ahead of time if I don't think your idea will make it past the DALLE-3 content policy, but I am pretty good at figuring out ways to construct a prompt that will not violate the content policy.

Besides profile pic and banner images, I can also do custom phone wallpapers and desktop wallpapers.

DALLE-3 is the most powerful and nuanced image generation AI available. Most ideas are possible if you know how to construct the prompt.

You will receive a high definition image, approximately 3 MB file size. Profile pics will be square, banners can be 16:9 or 21:9 aspect ratio.

Do not pay this note. Instead, DM me with your image requests. I will get back to you within 24 hours, but usually faster.

Custom DALLE-3 generated profile pics and banners


I don't think it will ever go over 1000 sat/vB


Fuck. I need to organize my nostr.build account again. 137 images in "no folder".

https://i.nostr.build/v80v.png


Making me hungry over here


That is maximum RETARDATION


Nostr is 🔥


Yeaaaah boi! 💜⚡🚀


#Nostr only!


I need to get around to fixing my PC so I can run stable diffusion locally instead of playing these semantic games with DALLE-3 🤔


I am having to fight with DALLE-3 more and more to get it to give me Pepes. It keeps giving me these tree frog characters instead.


#Cornstr hates shitcoin exchanges. Corn only!

https://i.nostr.build/58Vw.png


#Bitcoin network/lightning network themed phone wallpapers.

Free to use, but zaps ⚡ appreciated of course! 💜

https://i.nostr.build/ad2y.png
https://i.nostr.build/edMx.png
https://i.nostr.build/GZ9A.png
https://i.nostr.build/da4v.png
https://i.nostr.build/OOvj.png
https://i.nostr.build/xQlk.png


Ugh. It told me to wait one minute, so I did, and then it told me to wait 16 minutes.

Trying to get it to follow every single detail in a complex prompt is like herding cats sometimes.

https://i.nostr.build/Wve3.png


Forgot to say GM!

Just been sitting here drinking my coffee and lurking


Read that bit about Stable sats yesterday and it made me raise an eyebrow


GM!


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Whoops


Vic guessed right


nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza got it! BSV

The largest bag holder, Calvin Ayre, has been trying to get people to pump it up so he can get out before a certain court case starts next month
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WE HAVE A WINNER!
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Let's play GUESS THAT SHITCOIN

2100 sats to the first one who gets it right

https://i.nostr.build/wWPr.png


I would follow that bot


MOAR ENERGY! ⚡

https://fountain.fm/episode/LYZMMtMFMnP0UaEmeCve


Want to purple pill whoever is running Sci-hub and get it moved to #Nostr


Pfft! Wikipedia! 💩👎

Make Wikistr


To get a count you would have to map the network topology of who has channels with who. I would guess there are greater than one network because not everyone is connected to everyone on lightning. Not all nodes are routing to every other node. It would be an interesting research project to see if there are distinctly separate networks of nodes sharing routes and how many separate networks there are.


They are all criminals

https://i.nostr.build/gvk3.png


USA Today front page, first sentence: “2023 was the year of sudden cardiac arrest.”

Absolutely no mention of 2021 and 2022 being the year of mandated mRNA injections. Most people will outright call anyone who (rightfully) points out the Covid jab is responsible for millions maimed and killed a conspiracy theorist.

Shows how effective the media is at shaping the average perception. When the news has a live death toll ticker (that was wrong) most were absolutely scared for their lives and went hysterical. But when many die or are permanently injured but the news ignores it all completely, then the majority just doesn’t care and won’t believe it’s happening. https://image.nostr.build/e5b2df1583e9e174c265c9df77ccbe2bd707493f3110ebb627bca7d25d7a94e4.jpg


That would make a sick profile banner


It's interesting how the woke bullshit plays out over there so much more overtly. Here in the States it has to be done more sly, at least at first.


And now Bitcoin has officially been given the nod as being halal!


New logo just dropped thanks to nostr:npub1p5ryszcvdca78jdp5ewhu67zpyfz042m7nrha6mqx7a8wakrqrkqre5ksj
https://image.nostr.build/b7c1e1b44169c91eea06aba6038f39b080abfd55fd82a804208ce21ac96e4ac9.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1200x1200&alt=Mutiny+Brewing+logo&blurhash=UBE%3A0nt700j%5B%7EqofD%25WB00ayayay00WB-%3Bof&x=3de4c8cefffe0f2ec830d2c1f357b72e941a38b0c15ceb31ed50359cb516f6b0


That was a good one. I should send it to my dad.


My kids have a whole shitload of 100k sat UTXOs that I need to consolidate for them on chain. Been bugging their mom for a couple weeks to get me their open dimes so I can sweep them to a coldcard.


REEEEEEEEEE! 🤯


Makes all my frequent Strike to Phoenix stacking very efficient, and then I can just splice out to cold storage in 2 million sats chunks. Granted I could just let it pile up in Strike and then send to cold storage, but I'd rather have it accumulate in a wallet that I actually hold a seed phrase to.


That's it I'm suing Levi's


FUCKING STOP WITH THE GREEN GREEN GREEN RED RETARDATION


Phoenix is so much easier 🤷

The new request incoming liquidity feature is very nice too.


Good to know. I'll have to give it a try. Will probably take some adjusting because I've taught Gboard so many words.


Wearing this hoodie to court today 🤣🍄
https://i.nostr.build/2mEP.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=768x1020&blurhash=_TE3F%5Bt7IUt7WBxuRj%7Eqj%5DRPt7f6t7RjMxWCa%7Dayt7WBj%5BM%7BofRjRjofM%7BofofofRjayWBM%7BofWBj%40ofj%5DaxWBfjWBfQofWBoefQayofofWBWBoffkWBofj%5Baxayj%5Bofay&x=711ebd9e1d814a316f598523aa26848ce2c5171368487e5d5f31cfd60fa6fe99


According to their GitHub that's still a Todo item


Ooooh swipe typing? Now we're talking!


It's been more than a year. If they don't see the value in Nostr yet, their priorities are fucked.


Doesn't have glide typing implemented yet. That's the reason why I still use Gboard. My thumbs can't type for shit.


Yep. If you're messaging on Signal, but you're typing your messages on Gboard, your messaging is not really guaranteed to be private.
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I don't trust any bitcoiners at this point who still spend more time on Shitter than on Nostr, or aren't on Nostr at all.


They literally think they own their users
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Ah, to be a house cat. What a life!


Hell yes! Followed and zapped! 💜⚡


https://youtu.be/4zAThXFOy2c

Or

https://youtu.be/_x0qsm2Uc3o


The thing is, if you're writing to over a hundred relays, and only reading from 10-20, then there can be users out there following you and interacting with your content that you're not even aware of. I find that kind of amusing.


I want to make some #Nostr frens in #Iran so that every time I zap them I'll be violating US sanctions.


Some people argue it's thoughtless, needless, and kind of rude behavior to just indiscriminately blast your notes out to every single open relay in the world that will accept them. I like reach and redundancy.


People who use blastr relays are assholes

Also I will not stop using a blastr relay


Good movie


ALL INFLUENCOORS ARE FILTHY CUNTS
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Bout that time, init?


Dude I would stack so much more sats if I didn't love spending them so much! ⚡🚀

In the past 3 days I have:
Donated to a non-profit
Bought homemade marmalade
Donated to a geyser fund
Bought a painting
And of course zapped thousands of sats to my favorite content creators, devs, memelords, and shitposters!

I love being part of the Bitcoin economy! LFG!


I am now an art collector! Yellow In Iceland will now adorn the wall of my living room.

Thank you nostr:npub17nd4yu9anyd3004pumgrtazaacujjxwzj36thtqsxskjy0r5urgqf6950x!

https://i.nostr.build/vP86.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x791&blurhash=%3BKC%3F%24AM%7B00-%3BofM%7B-%3AM%7BWB_MNG9F%251WWNH%25MjsodIUxuxvE1Rjt7oLt7ofsR%252bcE1ayxaWAbIkCxuRjM%7BxtozNHWXoLs%3AoLWBj%5Bt7R*R%25oeofWBD*of%25MR*Rjj%3FjZfkWBRnWBoct6oeWXRkWBoe&x=2a0dab640b0fa09496a908c5a8c26f853a46d49da1167055d4d1034b51c6f91f


Finish that thought. What happens when they see -40% in a single month? It goes -80%, that's what. The dumps will be just as violent as the pumps in the beginning and all the financial pundits will say that it's too volatile and you shouldn't allocate more than 2%. Only then will it settle down and we'll get the steady rise.


I used to frequently make a big batch of chili and portion it out. I need to start doing that again. Gotta buy some more food containers.


I truly believe we can help change that with nostr:npub1kns8r25ppwc2vpsv5cvhlpk94nfad76k64pkdzfnn704th2hmcksgq3582


The legal notion that a corporation has the same rights and protections as an individual citizen has fucked up our whole country and turned it into an oligarchy.
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Idaho actually passed a law last year banning cross gender participation in sports. It's currently being challenged in the state supreme court, but our based AG is going to win that fight.


LOUDER
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Bitcoin cannot be ossified
Evolution is required for it to keep going, even if it is the bare minimum
SHA256 will be broken
Significantly better scaling approaches will be discovered
secp256k1 will be broken
and more nostr:note1q07wsu9nmm7fa2h7a23urgqqjznr2zdg2nad7yt4ummpthxcj02qmwela6


You can get your DALLE-3 generated custom profile pic or banner for less than 5% the cost of DALLE-3 access. My DMs are open. Response in 24 hours or less. If you're not satisfied, you don't pay.

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When price starts mooning... The scams... So scammy... I hate that part!


#Bitcoin is hope 🧡

https://i.nostr.build/mJzj.png


I love the way fees have been trending recently, but I got a feeling it's not going to last very much longer.
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Oh now it's working for me too. Weird.


Might fuck around and become an art collector.

Got a few more needs I gotta pay for before I can budget any wants, but there's a particular piece by nostr:npub17nd4yu9anyd3004pumgrtazaacujjxwzj36thtqsxskjy0r5urgqf6950x that I want to claim if nobody else gets to it first. It's a painting that speaks to my soul. 💜


Flare is gonna be lit. It's already pretty awesome. Would be cool to say that you helped them get started.
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That link appears to be dead my friend. Check it. You might need to make a new one.
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Mood
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Also fuck the Wall Street suits


GM! ☕💜🌽⚡🚀


You don't have to be Bitcoin rich to do it right. You don't have to try to be a wholecoiner. Some of us have real life problems to deal with right now that are expensive. A sick relative to take care of. Rent inflation. Children with needs. Unemployment.

But if you can put away even a little every month, if you can delay even a little immediate gratification to save a little in Bitcoin, you will be rewarded in the future.

It doesn't mean you will be rich or never have to work again. But you will have more by saving in Bitcoin than if you had not saved anything in Bitcoin.

We each stack at our own rate as we are able. If you can earn, then earn. If you can save, then save. Bitcoin will make your future in ten years time vastly better than fiat will.


The problem this month is, due this inflation, I really don’t know how much I have to pay for the nursing home, maybe 20% or 30% more? Or whatever they want.
Any help will be really appreciated 🙏
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Love seeing more and more pay with lightning
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⚡69 is now worth 3 pennies

In time it'll be worth 30 pennies

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Nostr. They will find me on Nostr.


Nostr-only makes a guy more trustworthy in my book


I hope a motherfucker does deny. Fuck the suits.


Hilarious 🤣
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GM! ☕🌽⚡💜🚀


Stay humble
Stack coffee
Drink zaps

GM #Nostr ☕🌽⚡💜🚀


I already can't find the very first note I posted last February. The earliest note that nostr.band can dig up for my npub is Feb 14th, which is a day or two after I started posting. My very first note was stupid. "Hello nostrians! 👋" I wanted to find it so I could repost it this year.


Now listen here insomnia, I don't have time for your bullshit tonight. I gotta get some sleep. Got shit to do tomorrow. 😐


Unfortunately this meme hung itself in an apparent suicide


GM to those of you just starting your day

But also GN because I keep staying up too late

I'll catch you tomorrow ⚡💜


That's one of those apps that I've never used


It's been nearly impossible to buy Bitcoin with a credit card in the States for about 8-10 years already. Debit cards yes, but most credit cards no.


There's no guarantee that any of these relays we are using today will even still be running in just 10 years. I want a paid relay service that I can buy real data persistence on. One that will back up all of my notes with robust, redundant storage in multiple locations, preferably in multiple countries, on multiple continents. Maybe even one of those locations can be an orbital satellite. I want to buy 100 years of data persistence. If my descendents decide it's important to them, they can buy another 100 years of persistence.


GM and GN! 👋😴


I had to Google puntudo, I didn't know that word. Need to start working on my Spanish if I'm going to go visit Argentina.


PUT THE NODE IN THE VENDING MACHINE


Lol I don't even know what a round cat and pointy cat means but that picture looks funny


GM Tomcat!


"You've reached the current usage cap for GPT-4, please try again after 11:11 PM." 💩


Guess who's back?
Back again
Bart is back
Tell a friend
https://i.nostr.build/EeyJ.png
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NEW GUY! WELCOME TO OUR CULT!
https://i.nostr.build/5Ogw.jpg


A reward is a consequence, but a consequence is not always a reward.


Working out so far. A few satisfied people. At this rate it's going to at least pay for my subscription.


Bitcoin used to do this shit all the time. It's been a while since we've had some good Barts. Glad Bart is back. Get rekt, traders. 🤣

https://i.nostr.build/Rd6M.png


Stormy seas ahead! Be ready!

https://i.nostr.build/9ZyX.png


"""Russians did it"""


Well I've yet to hear of one


We're all using alpha/beta software for finance.


Yikes!


Global is trash. Definitely don't want new users scrolling unfiltered global and getting their first impression of Nostr like that.


That's not a bad idea


I look forward to you posting the Epstein files cliff notes so I don't have to pour over them myself looking for the juicy bits.


TBH I slept like a log when my son was a baby, but that's just because my fiance always woke up first 🤣


So not true. No such thing as a good night's sleep when you have a baby. Ask literally any parent. 🤣


🤣🤣🤣💀
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Nice thing to have 💯

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How much for two jars including shipping?


For real? Cool!


Yep!


I only eat one meal a day. Some nights it's a small meal, some nights it's a large meal, but it's always protein-centric.

Nights like tonight when I want to max out on protein but not put a lot of effort into cooking, I just fry up a pound of ground beef and six eggs with lots of seasoning. It looks like dog food, but it's delicious and nutritious. 💪


nostr:npub1j9k220uxarsuc7fj9kp2cs9yahetqy4q6m9cdatn5srkwk6mr6tqcy7e8k is the work of nostr:npub15ypxpg429uyjmp0zczuza902chuvvr4pn35wfzv8rx6cej4z8clq6jmpcx!


Bet you didn't know that this was such a serious issue that it warranted government-funded research
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You start out thinking: now THIS girl's got personality. Only too late do you realize she's bat shit crazy after you already let her move in! 🤣💀


Pure gold 🥇


Crazy women always come across as very interesting at first


The bigger the scale, the less effective it is 💯
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I got their GPUs going up in smoke right now

https://i.nostr.build/y655.png


LMAO yeah I really need to do laundry right now. Been free balling for a couple days.


It's not a matter of if, but simply when.

It could take longer than you think. It could happen faster than you think.

So the only answer is to stack all that you can.
https://i.nostr.build/JZlO.png
If you can save, then save. If you can earn, then earn.
https://i.nostr.build/EeOG.png
We've already won and the future is bright.


I want to share my Bitcoin technical analysis with you all. Based on all of my research and expertise, I believe this is the most likely scenario.

https://i.nostr.build/9ZOG.png


And buy it again! 🌽🌽🌽


Most Americans will be the last ones on Earth to get Bitcoin


PSA: always put your phone down and use both hands. Not joking!


OW! FUCK! NEVER BEFORE IN MY LIFE UNTIL JUST NOW HAVE I EVER GOT MY DICK SKIN CAUGHT IN MY ZIPPER!!!!! 😬💀


Document dump:
Bunch of documents about energy.

https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ilvmf54eq5rny/Energy


Good to save for the future. I do. Mostly for my children's future.

But TBH I'd really like to see more sats circulating in more lightning channels.


#AskNostr
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Do that at the relay level and let each user set their own price. Spam puts a burden not just on users, but on the relays that store all of those notes.

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The bots are going to ruin this if we don't attach a small cost to engagement.


"LP, didn't you already stack today?"

"GIMME MOAR!!!" 🌽⚡🚀
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Fixin to listen to this Bitcoin Audible and get some cleaning done

https://fountain.fm/episode/8REbtTLamnGzEjdylGcy


Nighty night


Quality content and you'll learn a few things you didn't know about Venezuela
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Yeah it uses a shitload of data
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I can't fucking wait. LFG!
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I will continue to shame the freeloaders.


The people I hate, hate Trump. "The enemy of my enemy..."


As you're scrolling it's polling all the relays on your list, which all have to search their DBs and return relevant data, and then your client is processing all the JSON that comes back. It's not an efficient process and that becomes noticable if you're not on a high speed broadband connection. I'm sure there will be some incremental performance improvements in time, but it will never be as fast as Twitter and FB.


The wealthy live in a small world and they all rub elbows.


Looks like Amethyst hasn't loaded my profile data for you yet. That's why. No biggie. Amethyst is really slow over LTE I've noticed. Almost unusable. Needs fast Wi-Fi. Hopefully that will improve eventually.


If somebody doesn't post at least one note that's worth at least $0.003 to you, why the fuck are you even following them?

Reacts are shit. #ONLYZAPS
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If you park next to me, across the line in my space, I am going to dent your fucking car when I open my door and that's on you, not me.


Custom reacts are cool if you also zap

But if somebody posts a react to your note and doesn't zap it, they're basically saying your note was so shitty that it wasn't even worth 1 sat.

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Good idea. I should go see if nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev has any new stuff out that I can listen to while I clean.


MOST PEOPLE WILL NOT BUY BITCOIN,  THEY WILL EARN IT.

MOST PEOPLE WILL NOT SELL BITCOIN, THEY WILL SPEND IT.

MOST PEOPLE WILL STACK EVERY DAY AND NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.  IT WILL BE THE MONEY THEY EARN,  SPEND, AND SAVE.


I should go clean my kitchen but I'm sitting here watching a movie and drinking tea.


If there was anything at all, even the slightest shred of evidence that implicated Trump in any way, it would have come out a long time ago and the media would have pumped the story endlessly.
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Did the bare minimum I needed to get done. Now I'm being maximally lazy. How about you?


THEN DO IT


OpenSats does the due diligence and carefully reviews each grant application. I don't have a team of technical and financial experts to make sure that the money is well spent where it can do the most good, so I outsource that job to OpenSats. I trust them to make the right decision.


41 ¶ And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much.
42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing.
43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury:
44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.


OK. EVERYBODY WANTS TO GROW BITCOIN AND NOSTR, BUT NOBODY WANTS TO SPEND THEIR OWN SATS TO DO IT.

I SEE YOU

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We are a digital nation. Bitcoin is our money. Nostr is our town square.
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What's interesting to me is that every selloff since early December has been unable to push price below 40k. This was the biggest dump in the last 30 days and it still stopped short of 40k.

Also almost half a billion dollars changed hands during this dump and somebody made a killing.


Everybody was expecting it to break out and run higher. All the leverage was already positioned long and there was nobody left to buy. It only took a little bit of selling to trigger a cascade of liquidations. Every. Fucking. Time. Almost 200k leveraged accounts liquidated in about 2 hours.


Long term it's always up and up. Always has been.


The only reason the Bitcoin price dumped this morning is that there was so much leverage piled into the long side.


We will break Wall Street!

https://i.nostr.build/Poa4.jpg


✅Sats stacked

✅Shit posted

Might just sit here and watch bad movies the rest of the day


I'm not sure that's a good thing in regards to building out the Bitcoin economy, unless sats aren't moving on chain because they're locked up in lightning channels and they're actually changing hands a lot inside those channels.


I PLEDGE TO DONATE $100/MONTH TO OPENSATS

REPOST THIS WITH YOUR OWN MONTHLY PLEDGE

WE DON'T NEED VC MONEY!


Horrifying


🤣🤣🤣🤣

IT'S FOREVER.

#PENISBUTTER
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Custom reacts are pretty fun though. Zaps still vastly superior.


💯 reacts are noise.

Still waiting for Amethyst to let me filter my notifications by type.
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Still early


Daaang #Cornstr girl thicc 👀


Stacked some more 🌽 this morning just for shits and giggles


Still waiting for Amethyst to let me filter reacts out of my notifications feed. Nothing but noise.


RIP VIDEOS. WE'RE JUST BUILDING A FREE PUBLIC LIBRARY. GFY.
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Rinse and repeat


Bitfluencers be like… https://image.nostr.build/c34dd82754da648ad7c962afc7920872525e4f3d77e168beb745402091dfc09b.jpg


🖕 GFY 🖕


Damn I slept in and missed the funny this morning. Coinglass reporting over half a billion dollars worth of liquidations. Up or down, I love watching traders get rekt. 🤣🤣
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GM #Nostr

Stay sats and stack humble!

I need coffee... ☕


GN #Nostr

https://i.nostr.build/KZx3.jpg


Put the node in the phone

https://i.nostr.build/6ZK2.png


GM Tomcat!


Udacity had some great beginner courses that I looked at a few years ago. Not sure if they're still free.

If you're looking for a paid curriculum with lots of tutoring and support, I recommend CodeFellows. Great school. I got kicked out halfway though. Long story.


Where tatas? 👀


That's because trademarks have to do with identity and reputation, not content.


Libraries enjoy and exemption when it comes to books, at least in the States. AFAIK that don't have to pay for licensing for films and music either. But a video rental business is different and so is playing music in a bar or restaurant. Libraries don't profit. When you're running a for profit business you have to obtain licensing and the film and music industries are very aggressive about enforcing this. But when you're seeding a torrent file without seeking any revenue or compensation that's akin to the free public library model. That's where I'm going with this.


A public library pays for a book once, and then loans it out to hundreds of readers for years.

Libraries even make available photocopiers so that people can copy pages of a book.

Nobody ever accuses the library of IP theft.


I said that way back when I first started using Nostr last February. Include a zap as part of posting a reply. Relays don't accept notes that tag another user or note without a zap. Users can set the threshold for being tagged or replied to as part of their profile data. Could be 2 sats or 2000 sats. Up to each user. Put a value on joining the conversation.


Step up your profile with a banner or avatar from nostr:npub1p5ryszcvdca78jdp5ewhu67zpyfz042m7nrha6mqx7a8wakrqrkqre5ksj
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Dude asked for a profile banner with the Kool-Aid man full of orange Kool-Aid standing in front of a burning federal reserve building. It came out pretty good.
https://i.nostr.build/Rdmn.png


WOW! I PAID A RANDOM INVOICE AND GOT ZAPPED BACK 10X! TRY IT! TOTALLY NOT A SCAM! GREAT INVESTMENT! MUCH RICHES!
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I'm gonna need some collateral before I post his bail


I expect to see countries have local currencies pegged to Bitcoin in the future, similar to how we used to have currencies pegged to gold and silver.


First satisfied customer! Order yours!

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You guys have zapped me over 15k today.

I'm going to need a scan of your government issue ID, and I've got some forms for you to fill out.


Slip nostr:npub16c0nh3dnadzqpm76uctf5hqhe2lny344zsmpm6feee9p5rdxaa9q586nvr a hundy


I'll settle for a slow burn over the next few years until 100 sat = $1


USD rekt


You better love me long time for that price!


Go big or go home


Before paying this invoice, please DM me your full legal name, residential address, and SSN/TIN. Thank you for your compliance.

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The direct V4V model we have here will win in the end. 🚀


No competition yet. It's not the monetization model however, but rather a matter of scale. 10k daily active users vs 120M daily active users.


Well if I ever must send you $10,001, I'll send you Monero and they'll never know. 🤷


I'm cautiously optimistic for the future of Argentina. Hopefully going to visit and see first hand how things are going about this time next year.


IDK what that means but I wish you the best of luck sir!


ACK


We are on the verge of starting a new cultural revolution!
#Nostr

https://v.nostr.build/2XWX.mp4


Yes, and it should be absolutely raunchy and include cough syrup.


Rekt


I went Nostr only as of yesterday

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I don't mind paying for streaming at all, but if I'm paying, don't you fucking dare show me ads! Now even Prime video is about to start showing ads.


Nostr is still tiny and YouTube is gargantuan. Was having a discussion about that this morning. 10k daily active users vs 120M daily active users. YouTube is still king for video content creators. But we can start to change that.


PSA: let's try not to promote YouTube on Nostr at all. We have nostr.build and flare.pub for hosting video media.

If content creators aren't going to put their videos on Nostr, then fuck em, we'll do it for them.

Use this app to rip videos from YouTube, Twitter, or pretty much any other site:
https://github.com/deniscerri/ytdlnis/releases/tag/v1.7.1

Then use this app to compress the video for upload:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=me.aravi.compressor

If the file is under 100MB, you can upload it to Flare.

If it's larger, or if otherwise you just want it to play natively in most Nostr clients, you can upload it to nostr.build. You'll need a paid Nostr build account to upload large files, but you should have one of those anyways, fren. If you've been a Nostr build freeloader up until now, well now you have another reason to support them.

Fuck YouTube. Don't give them more traffic when we can host media natively on Nostr. LFG! 💜⚡🚀


Good, short and to the point.

Now it's on flare
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Let's try not to promote YouTube. Stay tuned, I'm about to make a post on how to do this quickly.


Bitcoin Explained & Made Easy by Michael Saylor

SimplyBitcoin Michael Saylor Bitcoin Masterclass

This is a video event and can be viewed at https://www.flare.pub/w/naddr1qqr5jsm5w5ckxwgzyqxsvjqtp3hrhc7f5xn96lntcgy3yf74t06vwlhtvqmm5amkcvqwcqcyqqqgtwcx025kp


It's alive!


Very cool. Everybody on Nostr is used to links with long cryptographic strings in them so that's probably not a big deal.


On the bright side, it will get a lot easier to weave through traffic and cut other drivers off when everyone else is letting AI drive them around.


4:22 pm and it's already getting dark outside. So glad we're already past the darkest days of the year and the days will start getting longer.


Good morning, and good afternoon from the USA.


Yes I understand PDFs can be problematic in that way


nostr:npub1nxy4qpqnld6kmpphjykvx2lqwvxmuxluddwjamm4nc29ds3elyzsm5avr7 it would be great if you guys added .pdf to the file types that I can host. We need a document repository. I have a folder in my Google drive that is full of documents about Nikola Tesla and his research for example. Would like to make them available on Nostr without doxxing my Google identity.


Full disclosure: I've only skimmed this so far, but
1. It's very damning
2. I'm not at all surprised by the allegations
3. Nothing has changed since 2020, expect the same shenanigans this year.

How do we proceed?
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Died suddenly I'm sure 😃


I've been saying something


Good sunset!


Love a good spicy chai. I got hooked on the stuff almost 20 years ago when I was in Iraq. Used to work with the Iraqi army and the officers were always drinking chai. They would put SO much sugar in it though! Nowadays I just drink it with a little raw honey.


That tri pepper chai sounds right up my alley


Back when the USA was only like $12 trillion in debt. Simpler times.


Been drinking so much tea lately that I started buying it in 100ct boxes. I keep one box at home and one here at work.
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She'll just be replaced by somebody equally bad or worse


Weren't you having trouble with Alby yesterday too?


There's a few. Can probably count them on ten fingers.


Run two miles every time you get into an argument on Shitter 🏃♂

Best just delete that app fren
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Hey nostr:npub10pensatlcfwktnvjjw2dtem38n6rvw8g6fv73h84cuacxn4c28eqyfn34f, how about OpenSats contributor Nostr badges? Different tiers for different donation levels. Donate X amount of sats and put your npub in the name field, get awarded a badge you can proudly display on your profile. Might be cool.


MSTR is going to break into the S&P500, and in ten years time it will be a top ten by market cap.


Nostr V4V will definitely work for content creators and shit posters! I am so sure!

I've been earning 3k-5k sats per day. $1-2 a day on a network that barely has 10k active users is huge!

I don't actually make any money just because I give more than 2X what I receive on average, but that's not the point!

All I do is shitpost. Put some real value on here and you'll get some real value. Build your reputation and following now and when this shit goes 100X Nostr will pay your rent!

LFG!!! 💜⚡🚀


Some of us are going to end up with Lance Armstrong thighs that way!


Don't forget legs!

Ten squats every time you open your favorite Nostr app!
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21st century definitely hitting with a best of times, worst of times vibe


God I hate these memecoins.
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So bullish on the Other Stuff! 🚀
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The AI put me in time out again


ths full

Now pay me! 🤣
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BULLSHIT TO THE MOON! 🚀🚀🚀
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The first five books of the new testament is my favorite. IMO those are the most important pages in the whole book.


I've got some experience trading options, IOW: degenerate gambling.

I've got even more experience prop trading futures. Earned and lost funding five times in the past 3 years. Trading futures is basically an exercise in getting slapped around by big money.

I don't do any of it anymore. 🤷


-2% or more is a big day for what ought to be a quiet day


I fully believe that building your reputation on Nostr now will be as rewarding in the future as getting into Bitcoin in 2011. 🚀

Proceed mindfully.


Watch your electrolytes. With water only, that headache might be a little hyponatremia. Might need a touch of salt.


Every time I try to read the old testament, I don't make it past Exodus. I'll read the New Testament over and over though.


Yes the correlation between Bitcoin and tech stocks is almost completely broken and that's a good thing. Means investors are starting to understand Bitcoin.


How's your day going?


OpenSats > VC money

Not in scale, but in virtue.


A couple years ago Bitcoin would've been dumping hard with the NASDAQ. Today it's just kind of chilling after that wicked rally yesterday. The market is maturing.


Agreed! 💯

First the freaks and geeks.

Then the journalists and activists.

Finally the influencers and their normie followers.


The alpha alpha testers maybe is more realistic 😂🤣 But yea it’s a fair point that we’re early.


Have you donated to OpenSats in 2024?
Not tooting my own horn, just posting to encourage you all to act in kind.
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After some thoughtful discussion today, I've realized that posting about Nostr on other socials trying to attract new users isn't very helpful yet.

Those of us using it today are the beta testers, and most of this software isn't ready for mainstream users yet.

We need to keep building, and for those of us who can't build, (like me), we should support the people who are doing the building. Both financially, and with constructive user feedback. You don't have to be a dev to make a GitHub account and use it to submit issues and feature proposals. So that instead of tagging the devs on Nostr complaining about shit.

The better the Nostr UX gets, the more frictionless it is, the more likely it will be to attract new users. It's probably not helpful to invite users over and them have a complicated and buggy experience that convinces them that Nostr kind of sucks and is hard to use. Help the devs polish it up first.

Once we're out of beta, we can start promoting it more aggressively. More users attract more content creators and more content creators attracts more users.

More importantly, more Nostr users = more Bitcoin users, because the two are inextricably linked. This I believe will be the path to hyperbitcoinization. I encourage you to do your part and contribute however you are able! LFG! 💜⚡🌽🚀


What are some really 🔥 YouTube videos that I should rip and upload to flare today?


Us 10k daily active users are the beta testers to help the devs get this shit off the ground. Somebody has to try it first.


We are all Nostr beta testers.

When it's all slick and polished, future users will have no idea how hacked together all this stuff used to be when we were just getting started.


Well yes, we're talking about 10k daily active users vs 120M daily active users. And still a stark difference in UX. But I'm optimistic about Nostr because of the pace of development in that UX. The more frictionless it becomes, the more enticing. Primal having a built in wallet is the way. Amethyst and Damus will be apps for power users, but clients like primal will onboard the normies.

More content creators will attract more users and more users will attract more content creators.

Flare is a great start for video content, but I've already been saying that I need to be able to pay for more storage and bigger upload sizes. It needs both free and paid tiers for creators.

As the Nostr UX improves, it will reach a point where it's so easy to use that user adoption will finally start to snowball. We're not there yet, but at this pace, we're not that far away either.

I don't have the dev chops to contribute that way, so I will continue donating to OpenSats and zapping the devs directly.


Amethyst eats Damus's lunch.

I be one tap zapping all day long. ⚡🌽🚀


If he says buy the Bitcoin ETFs, were fucked for at least the next 6 months 📉
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Yet...
But...

More Nostr users = more bitcoiners. Because the two are inextricably linked.

#growNostr and I believe that will be the path to hyperbitcoinization.


Dumpy McMarketface.
Tech stocks start 2024 by shitting the bed.
https://i.nostr.build/AL4R.png


It's a problem of scale, not monetization model. Given an equivalent number of users between YouTube and Nostr, he would earn far more from Nostr's direct V4V model. And given Nostr's censorship resistance, there's not much to stop people from ripping content and posting it over here, on flare for example, and earning sats that should rightfully go to the original creator, but won't. Can only sleep on Nostr for do long before you start losing out.


Nice YouTube video you got there. Would be a shame if somebody ripped it and uploaded it to nostr.build


Haters gonna hate. I'm told often that you sir are a degenerate shitcoiner for giving your customers what they asked for. 🤷


We've just scratched the surface of Nostr interoperability. This shit is going to be 🔥


"Scam."


Amethyst hates loading media over LTE and a lot of those gifs are very large. It never gives me issues over Wi-Fi but it's really slow over LTE when I'm out and about.


I love that Nostr always alerts me when mempool.space is down 🤣


I'm picturing a power point slide with an illustration of one cave man clubbing another cave man over the head


Laser eyes because we're laser focused on our principles!


Sick badge!
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Seems like a great sport. My friend from church who invited me to play has got about 30 years on me and he plays 3 days a week every week. Knowing that has sort of shamed me into wanting to be more active myself.


LOL I got a FB ban one time for selling gun parts and ammo on the marketplace. I made sure to rub it in to FB support that I had already completed the sale and that the buyer was going to build out those 80% lowers with his daughter as a father/daughter bonding activity. God bless America, and fuck the zuck.


I've never played pickleball before, but that's the thing I'm going to go do on my day off tomorrow. Time to try new things and be more active. Been a real lazy ass the past 3 years.


Nostrich vibes yes!


Reminder for some of you.
Jesus before Bitcoin.
🙏🫂


I'm at least 33% arse


I mean he's gotta get one right sooner or later


GM! ☕⚡🚀


Anybody up for a chess challenge? I'm terrible at chess. Neo is pretty good.
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I predict that 100k sat UTXOs and smaller will become unspendable.


Psalm 19:9 -19:10 👀🧡
The Law of the Lord is Perfect

“The rules of the Lord are true, and righteous altogether.

More to be desired are they than gold, even much fine gold;”

#bible #biblestr #bitcoin nostr:note1p27ze98l06pl0dvjp2fgn05hmx7ng8t66v29g63qfcquwgy03l5q6jmuej


Do you think the SEC will ultimately force Coinbase to go #Bitcoin only? 🤔


Mr Clean got the moves!


A Cramer call is the kiss of death! Buckle up for a 50% drawdown, unless this one is the "a broken clock is right twice a day" phenomenon.
https://i.nostr.build/ojkL.png
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Oh fuck yes, when he says Bitcoin is dead it's 🚀🚀🚀


Inverse Cramer suggests that Bitcoin should see a 50% drawdown then


So it be...


MSTR up over 12% though 🚀🚀🚀
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GM! ⚡💜


2024 is off to a great start!
First Bitcoin rips about 5%
Then the first US trading day of the year starts with the S&P dumping.

Love to see it.
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Interesting, if I would have guessed the population of Australia, I would have been way off. Always thought it was much higher than that.


Coffee is a wonderful drug!

GM #Nostr!
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Alright GN #Nostr

This is LP, signing off 🫡😴


Best of luck to you. The last straw for me was the content algo constantly flooding my feed with BSV retardation just because I trolled some of those tards a few times. And the bitcoiners and libertarians over there are like broken record players. Spouting the same platitudes over and over and never posting anything of substance. Couldn't take it anymore.


Your post needs to drink more coffee


It's been an unusually warm winter season here so far. I'm not complaining at all.

If I go the whole winter without seeing snow on the ground I'll be quite happy.


Routine is good as long as it's a positive routine


I keep getting ready to make the GN post and then I see something else I feel compelled to reply to 🤣

Whatever, it's not that late yet anyway.


I burned my Shitter account to the ground this morning. Done with those tards over there. Nostr has been around for more than a year now, and the bitcoiners that aren't active over here by now are never going to get it because they're just LARPing the whole freedom schtick.


On it! Been wanting to start blogging for a while now anyway. This is the kick in the ass I need to get started.


Dude my brother I've had that problem for literally the last 3 years. Need to do something for real in 2024!


Extended deadline? Maybe I'll spill some words tomorrow while I'm at work. Need to go to bed RN.


I always had the impression that that's how Philip K Dick wrote most of his novels. That approach works for some authors. Then there's the Tolkien approach which takes the other extreme. Write hundred of pages of backstory and history supporting your story and even invent whole languages before you write your actual story. The correct path for most authors is somewhere between those two extremes.


They're loud AF but the don't look very dramatic. Just a flash of light. You can't really dramatize just how loud they are on film. So film directors over dramatize them with a big fiery explosion.

In reality they're more like a really big firecracker.


Damn I totally slept on that one! Been lacking the inspiration to write anything of substance lately.


You can get your DALLE-3 generated custom profile pic or banner for less than 5% the cost of DALLE-3 access. My DMs are open. Response in 24 hours or less. If you're not satisfied, you don't pay.

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If there was any real dirt on Trump in there it would have been released back in 2020 and the MSM would have shoved it in your face endlessly.


What's the going rate for a testicle?
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Oh those! Yeah I get a kick out of those. Definitely don't zap the brand new thirst trap accounts that already have lightning set up.


Might do. Don't need two of them bitches, do I?


Truth


Bro I have so many fake followers bro it's awesome bro


I still don't feel like I stacked enough at 40k and that shit's going to be 50k in a couple days. Oh well. You stack what you can afford when you can afford it. 🤷


Grenades in bad action movies always make these big fireball explosions. 🤣


Captcha has ruined all manner of automated shenanigans.


It rhymes with snail date, and I think that captcha has rendered it mostly useless.


Been running something all day that I have no way to know if it's actually working. I hope it is, but I don't think that it is. I'll keep it running for a couple days anyway.


I keep seeing people post concerns about Japan, but I'm too lazy to go look for any news about it so IDK what's happening.


Normies NGMI. They will live in the 15 minute cities, take the injections, use the CBDC, eat ze bugs, and fret about their social credit scores.


Usually it's the Japanese who make the very best monster movies, but this Chinese film Rescue The Earth that I'm watching is a strong contender. 🍿


+205% in 3 years.

Uranium is the real store of value.

Stay humble and stack yellow cake.

https://i.nostr.build/96Q7.png


There's a lot of constrained supply being kept out of the market. US shale, drilling leases cancelled in Alaska, keystone pipeline cancelled, etc. Sanctions against Iran, Russia, Venezuela. Free the market and we'll have $30/bbl oil again.


2023 flew by for me. Didn't even do half the things I wanted to! This year I'm going to save and hit some of my travel plans.


Best of Ricky, vol 1

https://v.nostr.build/MRv6.mp4


"Atodaso, atodaso! Afuckin atodaso!" -Ricky
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That's a cool tradition


Uh oh! Get well soon!


Dude we joined within 24 hours of each other! Cool!


The Bender bot is lit 🔥
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One day into 2024 and already some Bitcoin price action shenanigans.

Ignore the price charts and continue your DCA activity.


Looooooove charts! *fap fap fap fap fap*
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And absolutely nothing has changed since then


I would look good in some Bitcoin panties!


If there any website that charts average Bitcoin transaction fees over time?

I like charts.


GM! Have a great day!


Shitfluencers are scared of the Nostr


https://i.nostr.build/jOV9.jpg

https://i.nostr.build/8QDz.jpg


The HD camera on my phone makes that screen look so dirty! 🤣🤣🤣


Don't forget the 'stay humble' part. 2024 gonna make that hard, isn't it?

https://i.nostr.build/n0n3.jpg


Wouldn't I though?


Oh ok. I thought it had like a 1000 sat minimum to send.


Up or down, I love seeing leveraged traders getting rekt! 💀
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Watch out for the BIG GREEN BONER! 🌽🚀
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Fuck em if they can't take a joke

Joke em if they can't take a fuck


Blurry ass scan that I can't read. WTF.


Just casually up 4.5% in the last 6 hours when nobody was looking 🤣
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Yeah! Squeeze them shorts!


Good man!


I just realized that lightning fucking sucks for new users right now if they live in the US.
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Unfortunately wallet of satoshi is unavailable in the US and Alby is invite only. You can use Strike as your receiving address for now, but it has a minimum amount for sending that will make it inconvenient for sending small zaps. You can use Phoenix to send, but not to receive to a static address. The lightning ecosystem is a bit of a mess right now, sorry. I recommend installing the Alby extension on a desktop web browser and signing up and waiting for an invite code. Once you get alby set up, you can connect Amethyst to it and you'll be able to send one tap zaps in Amethyst. In the mean time, use Strike to receive and Phoenix to send. It's not ideal but it will work.


Breathe...


Cost of DALLE-3: 44,779 sats/month

Get your DALLE-3 custom profile pic or banner for only 2,100 sats today!

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I get off on making pretentious people uncomfortable


Stek!

I had chikin!


G'night buddy!


Still waiting for them to fork off!


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ORDINALS WILL BE THE REASON FOR THE NEXT BULLSHIT HARD FORK SCAM COIN


PUT YOUR BITCOIN IN THE BANK OR YOU'RE A BAD PERSON!

TAX CHEAT! EXTREMIST! TERRORIST!

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Prediction:

Some time in the next three years

Bitcoin goes mainstream

But so does the belief that only criminals and terrorists self custody


Imagine buying a Bitcoin ETF and getting charged a management fee when it's so easy to own actual Bitcoin. Fiat tards never gonna learn.
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So much retardation on Shitter.

Nostr only for 2024.

And TBH I hope the tards never find Nostr.
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Well that makes her an eleven!


nowadays everyone is educated and has a degree but few are intelligent and know the practicality of things.

#pleb #nostr #bitcoin


Freevee is an absolute gold mine of low budget sci-fi movies!
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Little short squeeze. You can tell, because there's volume in the perp market and not in the spot market. Looks like it hit a ceiling. Probably lure in some leveraged longs and then dump. More shenanigans. Traders rekt. BitMex winning. Arthur Hayes is laughing today.


Eh... Things I could say... But I made a New Year's resolution to be nicer on social media... So I just hope that all the metabolically sick people get healthy soon.
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Beave! Happy New Year! Hope you're doing well!


Rogan is an idiot who sounds like a genius to stupid people.


Little 3.5% rip on low volume. Not impressed. Wake me up when it breaks out.


Haven't seen that one yet.


I would tour Scandinavia if I could afford it. Not France or Germany.

Europe is too expensive though, the people are boring, and the food is mostly bland.


Yeah you guys have it even worse than we do in so many ways.


There are more ingredients in these pouches than there needs to be, but at least I'm not inhaling chemicals into my lungs anymore. I should give up nicotine altogether. Maybe that will happen this year.
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The EU has ruined it.


I really don't mind being at work today, but TBH my boss should have just closed both stores for today. This is going to be one of those days where the store doesn't even make enough money to pay my wage. Maybe it will pick up in the afternoon, but it's dead this morning. The whole town is sleeping one off.


I love drinking them but all the sucralose they put in them is very bad for you.


If anybody in your life gives you shit about trying to improve yourself, do not hesitate to cut them off. Go it alone or find new friends. Don't let negative people hold you back.


I no longer care if the normies ever understand #Bitcoin or #Nostr 🤷


Yes! Very bullish on Angel Studios!


Day after day, as the silence of the mainstream continues, it indicates to me that they are quietly accepting depopulation (I hope that changes, though). There is much evidence from many perspectives pointing to that agenda happening.

Meanwhile, WHO is trying to grab even more power to mandate "treatments" for more and more people.

Still, I believe and found evidence of the "good forces" working behind the scenes to rugpull them. I can't wait for that. It may happen soon or take some time.


Hope you feel better soon!


Unless Bitcoin goes 10x in the next few years I will accomplish my goal of making my kids wholecoiners before they graduate. I keep very little for myself. About 80% of what I stack goes to them.


Drank my usual pot of coffee this morning and now I'm on my second Bang. Caffeine might be my favorite chemical. LFG! 🚀⚡


Thailand in September.

Latin America in January-February 2025. El Salvador, Peru, Argentina.

India maybe early summer 2025.

Where else should I visit?

Anywhere but Western Europe.


Lol I read that too fast. Thought it said Peru, not Nepal. 🤣🤣🤣

But Nepal is another place I want to go.
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One of my bucket list destinations. Thinking I might leave the frozen North right after next Christmas and spend a couple of months traveling in Latin America.
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"It is better to zap, than to be zapped." -Jesus, sort of


LFG!!! 🌽⚡🚀


You as well sir! Let's make it a good year!


GM Marcel!


Shitcoin man is brilliant!


All of this content is crowd funded 👀👇

angel.com/tickets


I don't hate them either. I hate the highly coordinated top-down propaganda campaign that is pushing this "movement" on society. It's not about tolerance, it's about population control.


This world needs more Jesus and less trannies

https://thechosen.tv/en-us?gclid=CjwKCAiA4smsBhAEEiwAO6DEjXE4BGQwWvS3GeV1mC0zypTVGvGmFSFNgYf89NmVLR1VH6yW_nnxghoCkmYQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds


TPTB believe that there are too many humans on the planet. They want to turn you all gay or trans so that you do not reproduce. They do not want you to achieve your biological imperative as a living organism to have progeny. In this world, raising children and grandchildren is an act of rebellion.
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Yes. 💯


I decided to become a paid contributor to Angel Studios. Crowd funded film studio producing high quality Christian content.

Angel.com


Should hopefully finally get my car back from the dealership sometime this week. They've given me nothing but excuses and lies for weeks and weeks. I am going to post the most scathing review on Google. Pro tip: the more you post reviews on Google, the higher your Google local guide rank goes, and the more your reviews, good or bad, trend to rise to the top. I'm one of the highest ranked reviewers in this town so my reviews get high visibility.


Downtown is dead this morning. Looks like everyone has the day off except me.


The aggressive pushing of propaganda around the LGBTQ "movement" from news media, film studios, corporations, and governments in the West has nothing to do with "tolerance" and everything to do with POPULATION CONTROL!


Who's feeling bright eyed and ready to take on the day, and who's nursing a hangover from last night?


GM! 🌽⚡🚀


2023 in review...

I actually didn't join until February (13th I think?). The oldest note I can dig up is on Valentine's Day, but I know I was posting on here a day or two before that. My very first note was "Hello nostrians" but I can't find it on nostr.band

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Most NGMI. They will live in the pod, use the CBDC, and eat the bugs.


I can't even find the very first note that I posted on Nostr band. One note from my second day on Nostr, but none from day one. Forever lost I suppose.


I have no interest in appealing to the normies
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GM #Nostr

Get you some #coffeechain.  It's 2024 now. Clock is ticking on those resolutions you made.

https://i.nostr.build/aD6J.jpg


Happy
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New
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Year


Nice!


They'll die with their keys and a lot of them don't even have children to pass their wealth onto. It will be lost forever.


I no longer give a shit if people get it or not.


Pro tip:

Take it easy tonight. Don't start 2024 with a hangover.


It's only 4pm and the neighbors are already shitfaced. They're NGMI. 🤣


It's working fine for me today


Also I'm thinking Argentina in January 2025. Leave the frozen North to enjoy some hot summer weather.


Heard a rumor that Nostrasia might happen there in September 👀


Seriously thinking about visiting Thailand for two weeks in September. ✈

#Siamstr


Watching The Shift.

This movie is trippy and weird.


Much bots


Can't be looking for a wife if you're not husband material.

Here's to working on myself in 2024.


My Nostr prediction:

There will be more bot spam.
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Bot spam killed it

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Wish they would zap me a happy New Year!


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LMAO go look at this thread now


Yeah same. Amethyst is ignoring them.


Happy New Year!


Ha ha you said New Year! Here they come...


They crazy


Friends don't let friends use ledger

https://news.bitcoin.com/developer-alerts-ledger-live-software-could-be-tracking-user-ids-apps-and-balances/


Whisking you the best as well, sir!
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Holy balls! Where did all these reply bots come from? 👀
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I'm going to try to be a better person this year, but I'm also not going to be too hard on myself when I screw up.


So much bots


Great idea!


Trash collectors. Paid relays with rate limiting will become the norm.


GN 😴


Titties are the best!


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https://i.nostr.build/4jzG.png
https://i.nostr.build/7P0D.webp
https://i.nostr.build/RJMq.webp


It's called Bookie. Looks like it's got potential but we'll see.


Five minutes into this new show and already there's a mentally unstable tranny. 🙄


Old picture of my favorite #dogstr. He was the best dog. Such a sweetheart. RIP buddy.
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Thank you for the sats sir 🫡🫂 It confirmed fast than I thought. Didn’t want to speak up until it did 🤣 I saw your post that no one has swept it or something and I ran for my life to find the post. I used BlueWallet to access the wallet because it can restore from a QR code photo. If anyone needs to know for the future. Those fees tho 🤣🤣 https://image.nostr.build/edcce1ad598f4ee65bfcb913e202d298a4b268750fd6ee1edbbe89eed27681b4.jpg


Nice! Get it!


Media focused platforms are all trash IMO. Hate insta and tiktok.


Looks good but I got a tip for you with videos:

Use handbrake to compress the video before you upload so that it will stream smoothly over the web. It's very slow to buffer on my phone with 4G connection.

This app works very well:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=me.aravi.compressor


"Hello ma'am, do you have a moment to hear about our Savior, Bitcoin?"
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Baby that's what a bitcoiner smells like!
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Pepe has no tolerance for shitcoiners
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Finally it started giving me Pepes again. Here he is wiring up some miners.

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GPT-4/DALLE-3 is refusing to give me any more Pepes.

I think I broke it the other day when I was doing this 👇

https://i.nostr.build/rWel.jpg


1. Be nicer on social media
2. Get to know more people around the world
3. Get my ass into the gym


OMG
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Holy shit Munn is trash!


You could sign another transaction with a higher fee because it hasn't confirmed yet


I'll think of another sats game that doesn't waste almost $30 in miner fees


I paid a slightly bigger fee than that just to load that wallet up this morning. Ouch!


Bored today. Trying to think of prompt ideas for AI art. 🤔


Would've been cooler if transaction fees weren't so high 🤷


There really aren't very many wallet apps that support sweeping a private key from a QR code. Most only take a seed phrase.


Somebody claimed the 54k sats. Congrats whoever figured it out. I'm surprised it took almost two hours. I practically had to spell it out for you guys! 🤣
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Oh shit somebody just signed a transaction 👀🚀
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Shitty McShitpost


I guess this game turned out to be harder than I expected. 🤣

Y'all really just gonna leave 54k sats sitting there.


nostr:npub1lgq03wk9hmz8s0dplyda0fv8h776w7fnxt4q6408rzg4ltyh63dqzrt58w be feeling zappy today! ⚡👀


GM! 🌽🚀⚡


YES 💯
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Tick tock...

I'm really bored today if you can't tell. 🤣
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Whatever plays out, 2024 will be the least trusted presidential election in US history and that's not good.


Not very many wallet apps actually support sweeping a private key. 🤷🌏

The dilemma:
Do you try to move the sats with a low fee to get more sats for yourself and hope nobody else signs another transaction with a higher fee before it gets confirmed?

Or do you sign a transaction with a higher fee and let most of the sats go to the miners?

Which way anon? Which way?

Let the race begin!


It's a race!


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IMO eth is a dumpster fire, but a lot of people use it. Who am I to say that the free market is wrong?


Huge overreaction people had to casa integrating ethereum support. Something that they did because their customers kept asking for it. Many maxis are less free market centric than they pretend to be, in practice.


Laser eyes, because we're laser focused on our principles.


The 14th amendment was never intended to be interpreted or used in that manner, and the SCOTUS will overturn the Colorado ruling, which will derail all the similar cases working their way through the courts and other states.


nostr:npub17u5dneh8qjp43ecfxr6u5e9sjamsmxyuekrg2nlxrrk6nj9rsyrqywt4tp has put do much effort into it over the years. It's so well organized, and his writing is so clear and succinct without a lot of fluff.


My whole adult life I've dreamed of traveling the world, and I haven't done it yet. The only country that I ever spent a significant amount of time in was Iraq, and that was about 20 years ago.

I'm almost 40 years old now and I'm going to do this before I get any older. Will definitely be going to Nostrasia this year and I hope to see some of you there! 🌏✈


I was going to buy a house in the next few months but I decided to keep my cheap apartment so that I can save and travel instead.


Yes I think most people will make an on chain transaction once every year or few years. Moving a large amount of sats from cold storage to lightning or another L2 that doesn't even exist yet. Definitely will want to keep your cold storage UTXOs at least 1-2 million sats. 100k UTXOs and smaller will likely be unspendable in the future.


I thought somebody would have figured it out by now. We'll see how long it takes. 👀


Yes on chain is like SWIFT. Lightning is like Visa.


IMO lopp.net is the best repository of Bitcoin knowledge on the Web


On chain transactions will be like sending a bank wire. When you want to buy a cup of coffee you don't call your bank up and ask them to wire funds to the coffee shop's bank. You use a layer 2. Master card or Visa. You only send a wire when you want to transfer $10k or more from your savings account to your brokerage account.


I love how generous everybody on Nostr is!

V4V LFG!!! ⚡🌽🚀


I think I'm going to do another art contest soon. Only this time the top prize, instead of sats, will be an S9 that I have laying around.

Would you guys be interested in that?

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Phoenix wallet is confused about on chain fees.

I was going to send an on chain transaction from it.

I specified 200 sat/vB.

I go to finalize the transaction and it says it's sending it with 865 sat/vB!

Da fuq???

Nope, I'll try again later.


schrödinger's vibe


Does it make sense to say that I'm in a good and bad mood at the same time?

I love you all. 💜


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Or there's a bunch of nested quote notes in my feed and I decide to zap them all, but one of them was mine. Whoops.


I would like the ability to save note drafts locally in Amethyst.

Sometimes I start a note and realize the idea is not yet fully crystallized in my mind and I have to think about it for a few more days.


Mood = mood 🫥


I don't eat plants so I'm good


Chemical warfare. Violence against them is now fully justified.


Yes! I'm on board with this! 💯


Same! 💯


Did not comply.

Will not comply.

GFY! 🖕


GM! 🌽🚀⚡


It's got more to do with not getting a proper 8 hours of sleep. I keep staying up too late.


📈🚀
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I've had too much caffeine to still feel this tired 😴


Your internet company


Coffee shop going to make me late for work. Oh well. 🤷


👀
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Oh I forgot about that website. I was getting my 5 sats every hour a while back and buying lottery tickets with them. Should do that at work today.


Yes. They didn't hit this post, but some of my other posts this morning were liked by five bots.


So many. And there will be many more in the future.


I get a little psychotic about it sometimes 🤷🤣🌽🚀⚡
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The 'like' bots are back in full force this morning 👀


Better stack a little more just to be sure
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Working on it... 🫡☕


No. Not him.


Except I'm supposed to be getting ready for work this morning


I'm sure they did. Coinbase was grossly undervalued for a while. They have the longest and best track record of any exchange, so it made sense for them to be the custodian for these ETFs. Gotta have a solid spot market to have a spot ETF. Buying Coinbase is the safe play.

Blackrock will collect a small fee on this ETF for doing literally nothing. 0.59% I think is what I saw. They'll pay a small fee to Coinbase for the cash in/out conversions. Coinbase makes a mint by charging this to all the ETFs. So might as well own the custodian too.

Blackrock bought in early as soon as they decided they were going to use Coinbase as their custodian. The more recent +150% in COIN stock was the rest of Wall Street figuring out the same play.


I wear clothes until they're falling apart. Not worth donating.


I started my coffee and then dozed off in my recliner for an hour. 🤣😴

Not ready to be awake


This is how they think:

You don't risk your capital on something as volatile as Bitcoin and you don't worry about which ETFs will get approved first or will see the most cash flow.

You buy the custodian of ALL the weeds ETFs who is going to print money on fees whether Bitcoin goes up, down, or sideways.
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GM

GM

GM!


1. Money
2. Certificate for money
3. Fiat currency
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Shocked and amazed!


GM tomcat


I did it just because I can, partly to prove a point.

It was funny to me too obligate thousands of nodes to store and distribute this image.

Here's some context on the game I'm playing:

https://youtu.be/gTIDz8jflZE

IMO ordinals are pretty stupid, but since they're possible, they should at least be used for "fuck the state" type shit and not dumbass dickbutts.


Ok, it's probably going to make me very angry, but I am going to watch Sound of Freedom before I go to bed because I haven't seen it yet.


The part you need to make your AR-15 go brrrrrrr!


I made an ordinal once...

https://gamma.io/inscription/6862c89b3055fe6860ab7af2337c50d8ff91e4845f8e7e44919fd2031279d47ai0


Pretty!

21:40 almost time for me to go to bed.


GN!


Eat ze bugs!


I have no idea WTF that even is, so write a shitload about it and clue me in.


Good lyrics, terrible voice.


My laundry and my dishes should start a support group about how I neglect them both.


I made a Bitcoin ordinal and just spent it like regular sats. 🤣


Right click, save as... 🤣


Not good. Need competition to keep prices affordable and also encourage continued development of infrastructure and services.

There are three large mobile providers in the USA. But there are also smaller regional mobile providers in different regions. There are also providers who don't own any infrastructure of their own, but rent the infrastructure of the big three and sell service at a discount. The service of these resellers is reliable only when there is not peak demand on the infrastructure that they rent. It allows the big three to maximize profit on their infrastructure investment even when that infrastructure is not being fully utilized by their own customers, because they are able to sell the unused bandwidth to the resellers at a discount.


Wooooo! 🌽🚀


This is Wall Street logic.
Don't buy volatile Bitcoin.
Don't pick which ETF will be the winner.
Buy the custodian who will print money on fees whether Bitcoin goes up or down or sideways.


Wall Street IS front-running the ETF approvals, just not the way some of you were expecting.

https://i.nostr.build/znd0.png


I don't think so actually. They have the longest and best track record of any exchange. Doubt they'll play games with this ETF custody business. They're going to make a mint on the fees they collect.

I'm interested to see how it plays out though. If the ETFs get big, the buying and selling on the spot market on Coinbase might make for some good arbitrage opportunities between Coinbase and the other exchanges. Big price dislocations. Only if the ETFs get big, which I'm not sure that they will.


Wait until there are professional lobbyists who badger the core devs.


Goodnight!


Damn now that's frugal


Designer mentally vs engineer mentality. You need to have both kinds of people working together to make a really good product.


A sat saved is a sat earned!

And bacon and eggs is more nutritious anyway.
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