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 Oh I had a brittish pointer and it was the best huggy bear😩 You had to stick the legs out of the bed, but the dog took anything just so she could stay😄🥰 My dad used to sleep with her for years and literally used her as a pillow. 
 I don't mute anybody that's not a bot. 

Free speech means being able to respond to anyone and ha... 
 The FEET? 
 To je pivo?👀 
 “When we told our developers about our plans to do a certification, they disappeared into the s... 
 Lure them out with cake and loose women? 
 Nostr has helped me break unhealthy social media habits, and has reoriented my view of online soc... 
 Fuck yes you are not weird and online all the time at all. 
 Bahaha, my husband is like that. But I orangepilled him. Plot twist👹 
 Holy shite, it's up 📈 

#bitcoin 
 Am I a bambillionaire already? 
 An American needs an explanation.
A central European tosses phone out of the window.

I'm hotheaded, alright, but this put a LOT of salt into my wounds.
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 We don't even have a sea. 
 Some ’splaining necessary, for me to “get” this meme.

Will try to suss it out:  Marvel of ... 
 An American needs an explanation.
A central European tosses phone out of the window.

I'm hotheaded, alright, but this put a LOT of salt into my wounds.
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 You guys. It's a lid attached to the bottle. It's our latest thing, every plastic bottle has it. It's so you we could save oceans from, and I'm not fucking kidding, lost plastic lids. 
 You are f-- welcome. We scratch our faces and fight closing it every time so you can go to space. 
 I’m going to be a dad!!!!! 
 Congratulations on having sucessfull sex! 
 Those explaining to you what you wrote, while actually missing the whole point? It's so hard to respond to those. 
 Someone gotta have to repopulate when ‘Mericans fuck shit up again. 🤷🏼‍♂️
This is o... 
 Like when was even our chance ever. 
 Actually two Nostriches from Czechia expect a third kid and since we are like four here, that makes us the fastest growing Nostr population per nation!
Czechs ftw. 
You dillholes don't even know where it is, do you.
#czechstr #czech #czechia

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 *cough* its "czech" woman, first.
Second, there are no good women in here. Only bad, bad girls. 
 it's hot in the room. do you... 

a) turn down the AC? 
b) turn up the AC?  
 Get nakeeeeed😏🤩 
 WHY ARE YOU ALL ABOUT PROCREATION LATELY?
Two of my czech Nostriches are on their third piece, my husband would definitely try if the third will be a girl, 5yo cub is crying that he want a baby to give him kisses all day long.
None, none of these agents is a female.
Nor pushing 40 and a cent of weight.
Is this like an autumn guy thing? Did you have some interesting bible reading lately or Bitcoin is down so you're bored?

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 It's like those poor families with 8 kids and no TV😀 
 He has a baby brother! 
 I want a tattoo of this. 
 Actually two Nostriches from Czechia expect a third kid and since we are like four here, that makes us the fastest growing Nostr population per nation!
Czechs ftw. 
You dillholes don't even know where it is, do you.
#czechstr #czech #czechia

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 Aww, I was hoping third cub 🐻 

Enjoy your coffee ☕ 
 WHY ARE YOU ALL ABOUT PROCREATION LATELY?
Two of my czech Nostriches are on their third piece, my husband would definitely try if the third will be a girl, 5yo cub is crying that he want a baby to give him kisses all day long.
None, none of these agents is a female.
Nor pushing 40 and a cent of weight.
Is this like an autumn guy thing? Did you have some interesting bible reading lately or Bitcoin is down so you're bored?

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 No, not yet 
 👀 Like EVERYBODY is having third kid. But no. Third coffee. 
 Yay! Já je teda nepoužívám, ale mám jejich tričko a na BTC Prague mě málem zabily jejich gumový medvídky.👀😆 
 Every time he was on screen I thought of you 😂😂 
 It's nice to know my tiny culture has a solid heritage recognized overseas.
#czechstr #stargate #scifi #sga
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 I finally finished all of Stargate. I would like my SciFi nerd badge now 🥹 
 It's 2024, Derek.👀🤣 
 Alright, I'll give you Zelenka, that czech actor saying nasty words in czech and it's all there👌 But other that that
I'll take my opinions and stick them to my 20yo SG1 VHS collection. 
 MORE OF YOU HERE? SO I COULD ATTACK YOU WITH MY SUPERVISOR KNOWLEDGE ON THIS OBSOLETE, YET TIMELESS TOPIC?
😄
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 Screens are terrible and should be nowhere near a kid.

Our relationship with our 6yo improved 10... 
 Same here, but that wasn't my note about. I noted my opinion higher here. I'd burn and crash all this shit in a heartbeat. Comments in this thread about having a spine etc. merely point out arrogance and no experience/interest around different parents'/kids' psychology.
I spent with my kids last 5-6 years as a housewife/homeschooler, also locked in another country for a few years with babies during covid, we have almost no help from grandmas or so. So let me shrug at succeeding opinionated dads here and move on. 
 I think we're going in a spiral here. I'd even say we're all on a very same page, but read stuff from different angles. It's a good thing we're clear in this. 
 I'd like to order this as a service, thank you. Black umbrella and sunglasses mandatory.
https://image.nostr.build/5de24a92503de57f9639694e00898a46de1c59c4cb91aba6791179b38e9e05a2.jpg #meme 
 Just today I wrote about woodcarving and now see this. Have my follow and stuff😍 
 I have a set of some chisels somewhere, but when I got pregnant first time it didn't make me feel good and stayed hidden from kids since. Maybe now 6 years later it'll be ok to dig them out👀  
 Yo Gamers and Game enthusiasts!

Figured it would be best to create a simple community on nostr b... 
 Xbox here🤔 
 I'm not giving up my Portal for your portable😏 
 Honestly watching my Prusa is nothing close to relax. 
 A license is where the government takes away your right to do something and sells part of it back... 
 Well I'll respect license as a certificate, educational thing or so, a stamp of professionalism and background. Licensed psychiatrist etc etc. Taken with some reserve. 
 You forget how much time you saved by investing into automation until you break it. Every sat and... 
 How much is a strong good coffee in your country 
 Anyway 
 (coffee - beans)😅 
 Yea. I don't know that one.
👀😅 
 What a nice idea! I'd help, but have this overdried heap to iron.
Let's hate something together. 😤😃 
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 How well can you swim in it. 
 Hi. What's that video? It's interesting. 
 Why doesn't McD sell fish nuggets or mozzarella sticks? 🤔 
 They had mozarella sticks, or triangles🤔 
 They had it here in Czechia, I think. But I never paid attention to it.👀 It was awful though. 
 I drew them numbers, turned 2 into a swan. 5yo, that one loving horrors, made them all better.
The pictures are pretty self-explanatory. 
#moonchild #mumstr #kidstr #parenting #artstr https://image.nostr.build/3f647ab3f91a4cfb47e32ab9da670f7632e7de1981554bb837866555e66d6f87.jpg 
 "No, no, no no no..no, no, no, no"
*and hits "Accept all"*
*every bloody time*
😭
 https://image.nostr.build/c5d97d73c78577fabd9c11f25f95a6c601748bb57206189f18eb3149b80ac8ee.jpg  
 No super, z iphonu isem přešla před ani ne půl rokem.😵‍💫 
 One is more than enough. 
 We are in the process of adding scents to our product lineup. Let us know which you'd choose from... 
 I'd listen to orange or green tea. Coconut, jasmine and vanilla are mostly overwhelming and also artificial smells for me  
 I guess. My favorite perfume is Jo Malone Earl Grey & Cucumber, they ended it and I found no substitute. But I'd guess it's also not that popular🤷🏻‍♀️ 
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 Nechcu safari, jsem na androidu👀