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 “When we told our developers about our plans to do a certification, they disappeared into the server room and didn't come out! We think they're hiding under the floor, is there anyone who can help?” 
 Lure them out with cake and loose women? 
 Beer too. 
 Arguably a higher chance of success that way.

Or if your team has Rust developers, start shouting that C++ is better