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 👀 Like EVERYBODY is having third kid. But no. Third coffee. 
 Aww, I was hoping third cub 🐻 

Enjoy your coffee ☕ 
 WHY ARE YOU ALL ABOUT PROCREATION LATELY?
Two of my czech Nostriches are on their third piece, my husband would definitely try if the third will be a girl, 5yo cub is crying that he want a baby to give him kisses all day long.
None, none of these agents is a female.
Nor pushing 40 and a cent of weight.
Is this like an autumn guy thing? Did you have some interesting bible reading lately or Bitcoin is down so you're bored?

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 Lol 😂

Bitcoin is down, looking for some excitement 😀 
 It's like those poor families with 8 kids and no TV😀 
 Make one more cub 🐻 

It'll make your 5yo so happy to have a baby brother or sister 
 He has a baby brother! 
 I know, I meant like a really baby 🍼 brother 😂😂 
 We've had enough baby brothers. https://image.nostr.build/63357a47ba40d8dcb96571e5ad548820eefead760964ff85a440f3a615548a9d.jpg 
 I don’t even say good morning and I find you on this predicament  😆 
 I want a tattoo of this. 
 Of course 😅 
 Lol 😂

That cute pfp of yours needs one more cub, c'mon 😍 
  I think these are the same people who operate absolutely fine on 4 hours sleep a night. Bunch of weirdos 😂 
 I wouldn’t say fine bit hey, kids are like candles. You forget about them for a while and they burn your fucking house down… so you kind of have to keep watch. 😂 
 It's that time of year again... 🥰🥳 
 Actually two Nostriches from Czechia expect a third kid and since we are like four here, that makes us the fastest growing Nostr population per nation!
Czechs ftw. 
You dillholes don't even know where it is, do you.
#czechstr #czech #czechia

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 I just like making babies. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 
 Almost all of the world is well below population replacement rate.  Our economies will not fare well with more in adult diapers than baby diapers. 
 The Western part of the world, yes  
 Basically everywhere except Africa a few spots in Asia, at this point. 
 In all of life, healthy things multiply.  
 Women lead the world now. Train your boys to respect us. 🙏 
 Third kid FTW. On it.  
 *cough* its "czech" woman, first.
Second, there are no good women in here. Only bad, bad girls. 
 Xdddddddddddddddd 
 Oh yes, we used to play dungeons and dragons a long time ago when we used to be nerds.  
 “Used to be”? Pfff. 
 “Used to be”? Pfff.