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 Which is easier to fool. 

Our eyes, or our ears? 
 Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. And 1 more nope for good measure. No poison for me please.  
 I just watched this over and over again on replay. 

This little girl in the video is so fucking lucky. Not just because she wasn't harmed by the criminal.

If you look at the shot placement. She aimed it so that it could have easily almost passed through the intended target, or to the side of  the criminal into the child.

Lesson for today kids. Guns save lives. Guns take lives. Always carry one with you to protect yourself and others. Just always be aware of where you will place your bullets. 

Especially what is BEHIND your targets. 
 Why do you make me vomit? 
 They need to make bleech for eyes. 
 No. I can't. You devious bastard. 
 Fuck. We are now living in the terminator, or battle angel timeline.  
 Accidentally went into a gay bar. Found out when this dude in a pink shirt bought me a drink. I said I don't swing that way, but we both laughed, and actually hit it off in a strictly plutonic conversation.

He told me about a sick after party. That there was going to be lots of hot chicks there and that as a gay dude he could totally be my wingman for pussy. Fuck yeah! I'm in.

We finally get to the party. I'm starting to feel a little weird. My new friend grabs me and ties up my hands. Then starts dancing like a mad man, because whatever he gave me is kicking in for him too. Now some random person is taking a picture and posting it on social media.

I just found out everyone here is gay. Someone said oh look Gerald found another straight victim for us all to convert and play with tonight. 

I am now realizing what is happening. 

Please send help before it's too late. 

I fear for my butt. 
 How do we know we aren't all already wearing them now? 
 So the key to surviving in Africa. Live in shit. Cover yourself in shit. Smell so bad that even starving wild animals and insects won't give a shit about you. 

 
 Hamas leaders name was actually Sinwar.
Sin War. You can't make this crap up. 
 Well you can, but you just have to be clever enough to read between the lines when those with power set up this little inside jokes. 
 Get over it and fuck off. Jeeze you are whining about something that happened 18 years ago. You are everyone's great aunt Karen. Let it go. 
 You show me a video about apples.

All I see is melons.  
 Anyone notice all these great new terms and descriptions for funky things in the sky?
cc nostr:np... 
 I'd like to know the real terms and not the made up ones please. When you are boredandd stare up at the sky long enough. Nothing makes sense. I feel like a bug on the ground.  
 Please teach me how you built this, how much it costs, and how to get started. We need these up here.  
 How much money you into it for and what sort of range have you got? 
 Id need to figure out a good 50 mile radius solution using meshtastic. I wonder how many devices I would need. 

It would be nice for my local region to have this as a backup. I wouldn't mind paying for it if it helps us all in a disaster situation. 
 I'm not into Bitcoin😎
I'm into Satoshis😁 
 Maybe one day you will be a whole coiner. Then you can be into both.  
 Talking about bad reviews... Go write a review for your favorite clients. No one writes when thin... 
 You are right. Unfortunately many of us are too private to write reviews. So it takes significant effort sometimes to create burner accounts just for reviews when we are always busy. 

However, since you are the creator of this application which has become a part of my daily life. Here is a direct written review from me to you. 

You have done amazing work. This is a superb application which is well crafted while preserving my privacy and security.

It deserves to be ported become a native Linux application available on flathub.org for maximum adoptability potential. You would see a significant influx of users and contributors to code. As well as continual  financial funding. 

Only negative thing I have to say is that the application will boot me out of replying to someone. This happens whenever I take too long, because the app prioritizes loading new content. This has infuriated me beyond belief dozens of times. I don't know if it is a bug, or a setting that needs to be adjusted. Either way wtf lol. 

To summarize my written review of your application. It deserves a 9/10 positive rating. You and your team are doing an incredible job. I'm proud of you all. Keep up the great work.  
 You can't go back and change the beginning but you can start where you are and change the ending.... 
 Have a good Sunday! 
 Put it on something besides YouTube. Try Peertube, vimeo, or rumble  I'd love to see it, but YouTube doesn't work on my end. If not, good on ya for doing this work. Its been on the back of my mind for awhile. 
 I don't know if this is a cautionary sign, or encouragement to keep the climate change grift going.  
 Holy fuck. I want to visit Portugal now. Didn't before, but I do now. 
 Death would be upon me if I did this. Lol 
 I've never wanted to take food away from a grown adult and reprimand them before. 

Yet here we are now......

Wtf 
 Fuck you.

I mean, GM 🧡 
 Fuck you very much. 

I mean GM to you to.  
 Looks like a cow, a moose, and a snow hare got drunk and had a threesome. This is the result.  
 When you understand the game you don't panic.

So invest your time and effort in understanding th... 
 Can you elaborate? 
 Looks like a vagina. 
 Why? She just spilled a gallon of hot sauce on her cooch. She just needs a shower and she's good.  
 Thanks to everyone who shared, zapped, liked and commented on our memes lately 🫡

✅ 3 random... 
 If this isn't a euphemism for how many rounds of liquified manliness the average man wants to shoot into her with the minigun in their pants. I don't know what is.  
 Trying to put myself as the man in this situation. I'm kind of scared, but also a little aroused.

Here is how I see it playing out:

They start fighting.

My girl wins. Sweet she is going to get a foot rub and the fucking of a lifetime that night. 

My girl loses. I now have to shoot this girl in both feet with my sidearm. Drag my girl to safety and call the paramedics.

Neither girl wins. They stop midfight. Start negotiating terms for a 3 way marriage as a lady's compromise.  
 I don't know why,  but seeing hip bones on skinny girls is a big turn off. Almost as bad as having no ass.  
 She decided to allow it to expire. Bitch they didn't need your permission in the first place! No one had to follow this order either, or any others like it, because they are unconstitutional. 

Either way. Glad the charade is over and this evil power hungry twat can go to hell where she belongs with the rest of her political friends.  
 Do you remember when we could afford different cheeses? The most exotic cheese I can afford now i... 
 I feel your pain. I just wish I could afford my favorite cheese (Cave Aged Gruyere), or have a real nice big fucking grass fed flat iron steak again. 

Best I can hope for is prepackaged swiss cheese slices and a pound of stew meat. 

God the Greater Depression we are all going through is really fucking depressing sometimes. 
 
 Why do nothing, but peddle porn on Nostr all day long? There is so much more meaningful positive things you could he doing with your life right now. Seize the day and put your dick away.  
 If you could visualize what the Statist mind virus does to a person's Mind and Body, it would loo... 
 Finally!!! They took the ai video filters off.  
 this note is trending on my own nostr algorithm that I'm developing

nostr:note15ll2p7lhmdhnvk5v5... 
 Where do you find information on how to develop a Nostr type algorithm? 
 That is not actual food in the literal sense.  
 at this point, we’re not actually fighting climate change. We’re negotiating a surrender and ... 
 You may be negotiating a surrender. However I assure you humanity as a whole isn't. There aren't as many cowards as you think. The tides are turning. More people are waking up to the climate change grift. 

The smell of justice cooking is in the air. May not be now, or tomorrow, but someday soon we will collectively look back at these times as the height of evil. How humanity woke up and reversed our course towards total slavery and destruction. Back to the age of peaceful Renaissance. With a rebirth of the human mind, heart, and soul.   
 He is talking, but nobody is home. It was like watching animatronics of retarded senior citizens at senile world. 

None of them could physically comprehend the words coming out of his mouth. Quite frightening actually. It was like seeing one notch above a literal liberal brain dead zombies.  
 Fuck you. Bullshit lying sack of propaganda shit. Stop promoting poisoning our children.  
 Virtue signaling liberals. 
 Maybe it is a wake up call for the dad. Stop wasting your money on a college. Just like high school. Will probably do more harm than good to your kids. Not teaching you the life skills to get a good job and be a fully functioning adult. 

Lesson for today just drop out of college, opt out school loan debt slavery, and acquire some real life experience instead. 

Maybe look into apprenticeships and self education courses that offer certifications. This will make you infinitely better off in life.