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 Not even sure what that is, but I'm sure it's nothing a few good disguises, a good fake accent, and a little bit of practice can't fix.  
 Where do I buy bitcoin with a credit card and no kyc? 
 Thank you kindly! 
 Should I create a new Nostr account dedicated to me creating artwork of my wild and crazy day dreams with hopes for making a living through bitcoin zaps of appreciation?

First person to respond to this will have unlocked the achievement of inspiring someone to do great things.  
 Its called newpipe and freetube. Both are free and open source. They eliminate all ads from YouTube already. Hopefully no one is dumb enough to actually buy this subscription to evil. 
 Not gonna lie. This kinda does it for me. Lol 
 Sincerely. Step away from the computer. No more politics for you. Your comprehension level of what is going on and who you are really promoting is embarrassing. The irony is you don't understand how politics, or this world really works. 

Go outside. Enjoy life. Learn more. Namaste. 
 Bless your heart. *pats you on the head*

Have a wonderful life.  
 Sincerely. Step away from the computer. No more politics for you. Your comprehension level of what is going on and who you are really promoting is embarrassing. The irony is you don't understand how politics, or this world really works. 

Go outside. Enjoy life. Learn more. Namaste. 
 I can't smile. Your leaning on my brand new car. Just got a hot wax and good buffing too. Get off before you scratch the paint and ding it.  
 Oh we are here. Just not many of us are left. The ones that are have become accustomed to being censored, or have taken up heavy drinking as a hobby to combat suffering through world stupidity. 
 Not really. I could use some new clothes. Some of them are starting to look like swiss cheese.  
 Kumala 2024!
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 Sounds like my perpetually drunk aunt.  
 So far this week:

Wife texted me on her way home from appointment, asked if I was available for ... 
 Congratulations!!! 
 Here is how they work properly. You place your vote. The system administrator remotely connects into the voting machine. Asses who you voted for. Then switch your vote to another candidate if it is determined you voted for the wrong one. 

This is for your own safety. It is a feature. Not a bug. Certainly not how most modern day elections are stolen either.

Paper voting. Require IDs. No mail in votes. Hand counted and verified by independent volunteers. Anything less is insecure and unacceptable. 

Fuck voting machines! 
 Have you ever gotten so fed up with the world and longed for a community at the same time that starting your own town out in the mountains of nowhere didn't seem like such a crazy idea? 
 It needs more nitrogen. Try using some fox farms organic grow big nutrients for vegative growth and big bloom for when it flowers into tomatoes.  
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 The absolute irony of posting this horrible meme will probably never be revealed to you.