Accidentally went into a gay bar. Found out when this dude in a pink shirt bought me a drink. I said I don't swing that way, but we both laughed, and actually hit it off in a strictly plutonic conversation.

He told me about a sick after party. That there was going to be lots of hot chicks there and that as a gay dude he could totally be my wingman for pussy. Fuck yeah! I'm in.

We finally get to the party. I'm starting to feel a little weird. My new friend grabs me and ties up my hands. Then starts dancing like a mad man, because whatever he gave me is kicking in for him too. Now some random person is taking a picture and posting it on social media.

I just found out everyone here is gay. Someone said oh look Gerald found another straight victim for us all to convert and play with tonight. 

I am now realizing what is happening. 

Please send help before it's too late. 

I fear for my butt.