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 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m Too long. Too many numbers.... 
 @683562c3 did you find the audio mix to be as disruptive as I did? The interstitial EDM bits between speakers was JARRINGLY loud on my Mac/Beats Fit Pros. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m Help control the Programer ... 
 @89fca73c When you don't, you end up with RMS humping the couch. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m Sounds like it was a surrou... 
 @5f169a45 Maybe so. I would have expected the audio processing on my M1 Mac and my Beats Fit Pro to handle it better, but maybe not. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m I thought thr same thing, b... 
 @db9fcd95 I was watching on my Mac and listening on my Beats Fit Pro, and the first time it happened was a jumpscare for me. 
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 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m I just viewed it as an ente... 
 @bfcd44e3 My skepticism is part of the reason why I felt like the message fell flat; the other part of it was the sense that the skit could have been a press release. Captive audience, I get it, but it rather awkwardly disrupted the product announcements. 
 Today is National Programmer Day. Please make sure to set out extra treats for your programmers and if you don't yet have one, consider adopting from a shelter - they all deserve forever homes. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m Yeah, I'm on that gen too, ... 
 @7a7f7a50 *sigh*

Size queen. 
 @d6c50095 also, BMI stands for Bowel Movement IQ. It's a measure of how smart you become after you poop. 
 Maybe this is a "turn down that noise you call music" thing from a person who's getting older than he cares to admit, but I thought the audio mix on the Wonderlust #AppleEvent was trash. They'd go from normal dialogue levels to BONE CRUSHING EDM INTERSTITIAL BLASTS WITH WAY TOO MUCH BASS then back to normal dialogue. It was very disruptive to my attention.

OTOH, thanks Apple Event DJ, for introducing me to Jackie Mendoza and Cub Sport. 
 BIBLICAL FUN FACTS:

According to the Book of Enoch, the Seraphim include Gabriel, Michael, Raguel, Raphael, Remiel, Uriel and Zerachiel.

According to the Book of Linotype, the Sans Seraphim include Helvetica, Futura, Calibri, Frutiger and Optima. 
 Couldn't agree more with my colleague William's take on this. Octavia Spencer is amazing, but she was wasted here on this one joke that went on way too long. 

Apple's hyperfocus on environmental issues was excessive padding for an otherwise paper-thin event schedule. This should have been a message to investors.

https://appleinsider.com/articles/23/09/13/apples-mother-nature-sketch-was-a-complete-dud-and-didnt-belong-in-the-iphone-15-event 
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 @2875bafb @82ea2200 I think the writing has been on Unity's wall ever since they hired John Riccitiello (ex-EA) as CEO. 
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 @9c220a3b @77bef02f honestly, easy mistake: I mashup those together with The Whitest Kids You Know too. 
 nostr:npub1dq6k9s6pyy42c9yp0nk4ny7ma6wuadg4rmcfrsh23ek7suq06r2shnkl95 or a $500+ Bose SoundDock? ... 
 @3409b63c @683562c3 When you're a senior on a fixed income, replacing that $500 Bose Sounddock becomes an insurmountable obstacle and even finding an adapter solution to work introduced unnecessary complexity and expense.

The refusal to update is a different issue altogether, but my experience was that people were gunshy because they *had* blindly updated and run into issues that they then had to pay someone like me to extricate them from. Once bitten, twice shy, especially for normies. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m Ah the burden kept the macO... 
 @3dacff5a I'm mainly posturing - worth noting that I have a PC with a nice Nvidia RTX card that I use for games. I just want equal footing for my Mac. 
 The best part about rewatching Project Runway seasons in reverse order is seeing Swatch resurrect and gradually get younger and more spritely, like a doggo Benjamin Button.

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 @9c220a3b @77bef02f Kids In the Hall, but close. 🙃 
 I'm actually impressed with how uniformly pissed off the entire game developer industry seems to be with Unity right now. Like, I haven't seen any cogent reaction to this that's positive. At all.

https://www.gamedeveloper.com/business/unity-to-start-charging-fee-pegged-to-game-installs 
 Wondering how soon after the Apple Watch S9 ships that someone will double-tap their fingers in the air and be assaulted by someone thinking they're making a rude gesture. 
 I feel like Aspyr is rubbing my face in it when they send me an email telling me Mythforce is available for "all platforms" but macOS is nowhere to be found.

The again, given the player reviews, maybe I'm getting off easy…

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 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m I was more of an Oblique He... 
 @bf51ae0e I won't let serifs - or lack thereof - get in the way of our frenship. 
 I was in the market for a new iPhone this year, so was watching the #AppleEvent. Call me shallow,... 
 @7a7f7a50 I have a 12 that hasn't demonstrated any particular points of failure other than a weakening battery, which I can still have replaced for a reasonable sum thanks to AppleCare+. 

Despite the new phones' excellent features and capabilities and pretty colors, Apple really didn't give me a compelling reason to *want* to incur another thousand dollars of debt to replace this device, whose cost was amortized a long time ago. 
 Any bets on what surprises lay in store for today's #AppleEvent? 
 imagine if you really did vent your spleen 
 Life is too short and precious to bother with nonfat dairy products. 
 Me in the produce aisle, now that Gen X music rules the grocery store airwaves:

Don't you, forget about beets
I need some plums, raisins, you know it baby
Garlic, minced, in a big jar
I think I'll roast some artichoke hearts, baby

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 *swoon*

Chukka-style official #StarTrek SNW shoes from Fluevog. Sure, the price is ridiculous, but Fluevog. (via @6b4ff32a 

https://www.fluevog.com/shop/7352-cadet-black 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m Watched Season 1 when it fi... 
 @edc128e6 my summary: The aliens are invading. Humans suck. Fragile psychic children with special needs are our only hope. 
 Trying to watch Invasion S1 now that S2 is getting rolled out and finding every bit as bleak, plodding, and generally unpleasant as I did the first time. 
 I have to admit that these days, "I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day" no longer sounds aspirational, just exhausting. 
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 @b9674205 @bb1a99d2 some might say that trial by combat is inevitable and perhaps preferable, especially after the past few elections. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m It could actually be the *v... 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m I forget where I saw them a... 
 @13d743bf I remember an X-games stunt involving a Hot Wheels loop track, but that goes back probably 10 years at this point. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m is this that show that has ... 
 @13d743bf No. They just build custom vehicles that look ridiculous. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m I’ll have to revisit. I p... 
 @e4c24182 Have you watched Making the Cut? It's not bad. I guess it incorporates ideas they both wanted in Runway but that the (other) producers wouldn't sign off on. 
 I think merely looking for a nomination should be enough to disqualify anyone from being President. Anyone who wants the job has already demonstrated that they're a lunatic who can not be trusted.

We should only elect people who need to be dragged kicking and screaming into 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m it also became much more fo... 
 @e4c24182 I like the 2019+ seasons with Brandon Maxwell et al. Christian Siriano is hilarious in the workroom, and carries hosting duties just fine on his own even without Karlie Kloss. 
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 @cc1d8d02 @d4cc8164 Well, Moonraker couldn't put a dent in the space shuttle program, so I guess it's really no surprise. 
 Reacquainting myself with older seasons of Project Runway (14 atm), I can see why this show dropped off the charts for a while. Heidi and her crew (minus Tim, of course) were sort of assholes. 
 @a1095cab Well, there are about 5,300 in total, so this *does* narrow the field quite a bit… 
 @d6c50095 the worst part is all the ads that get served up. I mean, how many windsocks can one person own? 
 nostr:npub1qw54rqswdc57yswxwst3n7dcsv2ssg3rjr5zevx62p9aqxn8k8mqjm037m LMAO, she’d have had to k... 
 @442dfed6 Right? "If you've got time to harass me at home, you've got time to hire more fuckin' bus drivers, teachers, and maintenance personnel." 
 Maybe I'm an outlier, but I'm not impressed with the fact that Walter Isaacson is ready to publish an Elon Musk biography. I thought his Steve Jobs biography was overrated, and I haven't been terribly impressed with him when I've seen him interviewed over the intervening years, either. 
 MOVIE TRIVIA: 🍿🤔
    Name the only film in Oscar history to receive four female acting nomi... 
 @4889b879 All About Eve. Which came out in 1950. It'd be astonishing to think it hasn't happened again in more than SEVEN decades, but AMPAS. 
 I wanted to like "Hot Wheels Ultimate Challenge" a lot more than I did. But if you're gonna build real-world Hot Wheels cars, you better also have a giant orange track and a loop-de-loop to race them on.

https://www.nbc.com/hot-wheels-ultimate-challenge 
 them: Can you imagine what it was like to live in Roman times after the empire started to crumble?

me: *looks outside* Yep 
 As a high schooler who was chronically truant, I find this story terrifying.

https://www.boston.com/news/schools/2023/09/06/been-skipping-school-mayor-wu-may-be-knocking-on-your-door/ 
 @314f40fb genius! And as a Front 242 fan, I think the B side is 🔥 
 It's amazing how many open source bros will come out of the woodwork to mansplain at you if you m... 
 @9ff11df3 I pronounce it with a soft g 
 This article reminds me why I use Authory.com to archive my published stuff. Saves me a lot of manual labor, 100% worth the money. Link in bio.

https://gizmodo.com/cnet-deletes-thousands-old-articles-google-search-seo-1850721475 
 I opened this account years ago but never started using it until the great Twitter exodus, so apologies for the tardiness of my #introduction.

I'm a veteran #tech #journalist with a career spanning almost three decades. My focus for a very long time was #Apple. Started my first web site in '94; worked for #Macworld for a decade, and contributed to plenty of other sites besides (links to my CV and published work tracked at Authory.com in my info, if you're interested).

Anyway, hi! 👋 
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 @2388cc31 with only half the stargate exposed, how do you activate all seven chevrons? 
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 And literally the first box in the basement I checked this morning had a perfectly functional 30-pin Dock Connector cable lying on the top of the contents.

Sometimes the universe provides.