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 It is TIME. The children yearn for the mines. Let's play. Come chat. Also if you zap 500 sats or more, it text-to-speeches your message.  https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrzdfk8yerge3k943xxvf4956rwvt995unvcek956k2vtpxscxzwpcvsenvqgewaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8xmn0wf6zuum0vd5kzmp0qgsv73dxhgfk8tt76gf6q788zrfyz9dwwgwfk3aar6l5gk82a76v9fgrqsqqqan8pa9zek 
 About to go live on Zap.stream 
 5:00 MST, I will be mining so damn hard you won’t know what hit you. Come join in in about 3 ish hours. And chat it up plz. That’s what makes these streams so fun. nostr:note1z4arqav2egw3h7yhhakpc2mjux00qs30kpgmx98laaveetd5svxq3n0mk9 
 Catch me on zap dot stream this afternoon to actually maybe find diamonds now that we have our food farm set up nostr:note1z4arqav2egw3h7yhhakpc2mjux00qs30kpgmx98laaveetd5svxq3n0mk9 
 For context: The farm I was building required me to get 2 cows to fall into a single block opening. I had one in there and this was about 20 minutes into me trying to get the second in there (far longer than it should have taken). It finally happened… But… Just watch for yourself. https://v.nostr.build/5B4em2IDKPwUfJiS.mp4  
 I miss Costa Rica 
 Already had a pallet of S19j Pros tip over today on a delivery 🙃 
 Basically… I said we’d find diamonds. But really the majority of my stream was trying to get cows to fall into a hole. nostr:note1ac0jjzsw7en2je597yql0j6wmgg9asvv86l5whuc0mzxnaxplutqh5wkt7 
 🤔 Will the opportunity to stream and earn sats finally be the catalyst that brings me out of g... 
 What did you play?? 
 Your taste in music is so damn cool 
 A feeling I wish more people could feel is palming S19j Pros with one hand during a deployment to move as much cube as possible in the time you’re there 
 🫦 
 I’M GONNA PLAY MINECRAFT IN A BIT AND STREAM IT ON ZAP DOT STREAM 
 Do you know how many times I’ve used the little to big domino template?

A bagillion. 
 Are y’all enjoying the Minecraft streams? No one is really chatting, but I still see a few viewers consistently, so I can’t gauge how it’s being received. 
 Yeah I started an SMP server that I’m planning on opening to the public soon but for now I’ve just put in a few hours doing some starter farms and mining. But I wanna make sure that the server settings and stuff are good before opening the gates. Ultimately wanna beat the ender dragon then just have fun building. I’ve always watched SMP content on YouTube and wanted to start one to have like events and stuff like that. 
 the ipad pro is a great laptop replacement if you bias to safari and web apps. 
 I sold mine a while back because of a job change and I didn’t use it near as much. But now I really miss it. Honestly it was a great planner / organizer all around. 
 I still don’t fully understand runes but apparently someone made a rune based off my Mighty Beanz video..?? What does it mean? What do I do? Wtf??? https://i.nostr.build/IXe5ax17UhZzxjJt.png  
 I AM MELTING MY CAT IS ADORABLE https://i.nostr.build/CwP6fQgPTZX8Lzfo.jpg  
 Hey guys I had some plans today but as of right now everything is cancelled thanks for understanding https://i.nostr.build/db77wT0JwfWSW941.jpg  
 I need 5 guys in my mouth rn 
 Wait pause 
 Called my dad after I left the gym and he said “You sound a lot better than the last time we talked. Sounded like you were ready to pack your bags and come home. You sound real chipper now.”

Now look again and see when I called him. 
 A carnivore, a vegan, a bitcoiner, a crossfitter, and a Linux command line user all walk into a b... 
 Need to see this in a I Think You Should Leave style skit immediately 
 I have a couple of old crypto wallets and you want to know how spoiled we are with SATs. I had to... 
 I got an airdrop in an old wallet a while back for some fucking reason and I was like “Look I’m not gonna just ignore this I’mma swap that into Bitcoin” because it was a decent amount (i seriously don’t know how this happened like it was a lot) but DAMMIT it was an ACT OF GOD to do that. I’m talking it took like 2 days, some light KYC, and about $200 in fees. All the more reason to Bitcoin only. 
 Roya is one of my favorite accounts on Nostr.

She was an early adopter, and from the start I som... 
 Once she sees this she’s literally going to glitch out. You just made her year. 
 Bro… It was funny at first but now it’s just sad. 

That being said it is still objectively funny. 

Can’t wait to get his digitized basketball!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 For your sake, I’m rooting for him on this one 
 What’s a song you keep going back to? #asknostr 
 Giving me Can You Feel My Heart vibes. Am I right..? 
 How You Remind Me by Nickelback

CHIHIRO by Billie Eilish

Not About You by Walker & Royce

Billie (Loving Arms) by Fred Again..

New Gold - Dom Dolla remix by Gorillaz and Tame Impala 
 You better be glad that Steven Lubka doesn’t know how to use Nostr 
 If you were wondering how I’m voting next month..
#SingleIssueVoter nostr:note10z6f4l883ps6dey576y6u4e3x5frehw9fz273nwaqtgzdpwxynfsa4yc3q 
 Good thing you’re head of HR lol nostr:note10z6f4l883ps6dey576y6u4e3x5frehw9fz273nwaqtgzdpwxynf... 
 Eating ass is, in fact, legal in the eyes of Damus. 
 So I just learned I grabbed the wrong hat when walking out of my apartment and it turns out I grabbed the one that says “LEGALIZE EATING ASS” https://i.nostr.build/ozGhsNGYzLUnCxpP.jpg  
 Support the man who is responsible for literally 95% of my rotating wallpapers. nostr:note1qqqdf7s4czmdm0hkvk5fh5fgt2r3eqmem6ck9jsxnpd500ddjk4qlwrrn3 
 Ya… I bought a wallpaper pack and then found out how to customize iOS lock screen last update and also included the Block Screen widgets. I love them. https://i.nostr.build/He3Ysr02x8YUYH2K.jpg https://i.nostr.build/NF3g0ErAlimWKf6f.jpg https://i.nostr.build/aO7fQmOyW4NDwzwE.jpg  
 Yeah Finn is a pretty consistent alarm clock.. 
 Thick thighs save lives … Right? 
 At my heaviest, I was right at 300lbs. Weighed in last night at 244. 
 Regularly scheduled nostr censorship test:

Boobs 
 Good news - still works 
 How are printers so fucking retarded?  
 It’s a running joke that I work with some of the smartest people I’ve ever met…

… Until we have to set up a printer 
 Who do you want to see on The Tatum Turn Up Show?

Also, if you’re confused what show I’m ripping this time, please watch: https://youtu.be/B0M00g_l0gw nostr:note1hstryf2k469zwt58gyh5ud6ljztx8f4cp4h2k786xjlm2wmq9q3qdympfw 
 I’m gonna spin up a hosted server for Minecraft Java to have a Nostr SMP. Any interest from the crowd that might want to join? 

Keep in mind this would be Java edition so any version on a console / Bedrock edition / Minecraft for Windows wouldn’t be compatible. 
 Gonna take an adderall and absolutely grind on Minecraft 
 Just an FYI: I do plan on releasing all of the episodes of B2A that I have in the vault eventually. nostr:note1hstryf2k469zwt58gyh5ud6ljztx8f4cp4h2k786xjlm2wmq9q3qdympfw 
 @jack Wanna come back for szn 2? 
 What if I told you it’s coming back… But better…

Season 2 coming 2025 nostr:note1llkcjgmgna0fj8zyq95muep3xl4cy0372lwwh7y04td68v4qed3s8k9gjw 
 Being a bitcoin miner is not always super cool and sexy. 

Today I scanned 1,300 miners and separated them by model. 

That’s all I did. 

It sucked so fucking bad. 
 I have some bad news

It’s more than once 
 S19j Pros and S19 Pros. 

I also learned today that S19 Pros come in 88, 96, 100, 104, 105, and 110 TH/s. 
 Is this why i woke up to 6 messages from girls that just said “meow” nostr:note175n2gsy4kg5gk5c78yd4zlvfl99yt2y7nzqs3gydz6rzs92yexgqpqh44z 
 YESSSS. Carl and Finn play date when!!