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 How are printers so fucking retarded?  
 Everyone single one of them 
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 And there are 10,000 models. Why isn't there one that just prints?  
 The Feds got that one locked up. 
 ba dum tsssss 
 Hahaha there is only one printer, but you can't turn it off 🤣🤣🤣 
 Literally the dumbest piece of tech in an office 
 How is it possible in 2024 that a printer won't connect a thousand times then suddenly like magic it works for no reason? 
 PC load letter plz 
 Printers are the final boss. Nostr doesn't fix this 😭😭😭 
 try printing $20's 
 tens, 5's, etc. 
 It's mostly intentional or a byproduct of regulation mandating that all printers be forced to print nearly invisible dots to ID the make and model (and maybe even serial number) of the printer, which is why if you run out of yellow or some color, you can't print simple black text. Only a few companies meet these regs, so there is very little competition to drive things to get better.  
 Great, So I can't print a shipping label cause the state needs to be able to track me down like some kind of stasi madness.   
 How would you feel if you had a sheet of paper forcibly pulled through your body? Fickle things, but I'm forgiving to printers.

ink cartridge manufacturers however... 🤬 
 It is such a scam! I could draw barcodes by hand faster than this piece of shit.  
 Relevant 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQGtucrJ8hM 
 Brother laser ones are great 
 Confirmed 
 Epson EcoTank ones are decent… though it is an older one

just don’t leave it unused 
 The Brother laser I got has no chips on cartridges, and separate drum is great because it means compatible cartridges are way cheaper

Being able to reset the cartridges very easily in case it still has a bunch left is also great 
 Got a 1220. Dumb as guck and connected to a cups server I only power on when I need it. Beat printer I had to print 2 pages a year. 
 we need more people to take them out into fields and beat them.  
 Task: 12 seconds
Print shipping label: 36 hours  
 😂  
 damn it feels good to be a gangster  
 It’s a running joke that I work with some of the smartest people I’ve ever met…

… Until we have to set up a printer 
 Just start an online business they say... 
 😂 
 🌶️ 
 Printers are prone to demonic activity 
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