Guerrilla Tea Room by Pierre Sernet (2002)

"One" is a photo series by Pierre Sernet started in 2002.

The concept is simple, 12 wooden sticks, couple people, and tea. https://image.nostr.build/c0c8425beb58d6e7b1d39dc43767ede11b443f414f551c3d27099911f7643d53.jpg https://image.nostr.build/6431236966e84d40acc8f155336fa6237395207a50a6c0348e52421d0700b318.jpg https://image.nostr.build/d02927107b7f9c76af0e70a808088a897438bc970ca358cffbf2feb2af4916b1.jpg https://image.nostr.build/74cdaa0019538da18bb35bc2bfef6b7f307d8f0a8fe43c1f12bbee0b23ab5d85.jpg https://image.nostr.build/6f332471cd795ee12b7d5870250d89af5995cc0a0161a1dc74dbe224669657ae.jpg https://image.nostr.build/28f1c2f7dec669ac487094203bcc66ac867ba3329af982052b825bd89b9fdbbd.jpg https://image.nostr.build/2041faa242407aa195a47142cea555203a00970f16a5a81fde7007237ce25656.jpg https://image.nostr.build/bb985dcfd03b32e86969c0ae41a8567fce8b6719985bd1f74604c76c06c76f84.jpg https://image.nostr.build/fe7adaf456931ee90f29d526c3187a120e5d9cfcdb91bc80df05aac4b65d01a2.jpg https://image.nostr.build/1aecb31baab1b6ba0f12d03543fc8bfd06d484de3dbdbcbf7b57903786668380.jpg


Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! It's time to create notes and send zaps! 🫂🤙🏻💜

Hatching Ideas returns tonight at 8PM EDT with nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d where he will turn it up to 11. See you on https://nostrnests.com 🔥


Watched both the Now You See Me movies this weekend. Jeez… 2 masterpieces.


You can buy through exchanges like Strike or Cash App or Fold, but also you can post your tits. Or both.


THANK YOU


The complex math equation miners do:

Is this the right number?
Is this the right number?
Is this the right number?
Is this the right number?
Is this the right number?
Is this the right number?


I read your recent article on ossification. Thanks for that insight, very educating.

I had a question, and hear this from a perspective of me simply just trying to understand. Is there a definitive process to “declaring” ossification? Or is it something that just gradually happens over time? It would seem (based on my understand, or lack thereof) that the protocol will ossify naturally when it is ready to. Am I understand that correctly?


TIL it was a PWA. Also when I found out it automatically went to your account I was awestruck. Does it do that with Amethyst too if you choose nostr.build? I guess I could test it. I’m just so sleepy. Maybe tomo.


Me giving a keynote at a Bitcoin conference https://v.nostr.build/WG5mL.mp4


Not the Yachty Coffin walk out 😭😭😭


First car was a ‘95 Corolla that my dad got for $200. Best damn car of all time.


Hatching Ideas - Turning it up to 11 with nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d on Monday, April 15 at 8pm EDT. Be there to find out all of the secrets behind Nostr's first sex symbol.  nostr:naddr1qqjrsdryxyuk2cmx94nrgc3n956xxdr994skgctz94jnwerxv43ryep5xverzqg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t09upzq0mhp4ja8fmy48zuk5p6uy37vtk8tx9dqdwcxm32sy8nsaa8gkeyqvzqqqrkvuuxfva6 https://nostrnests.com/naddr1qqjrsdryxyuk2cmx94nrgc3n956xxdr994skgctz94jnwerxv43ryep5xverzqg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t09upzq0mhp4ja8fmy48zuk5p6uy37vtk8tx9dqdwcxm32sy8nsaa8gkeyqvzqqqrkvuuxfva6


Legendary 🫂


That was a good one


You’re a narc?


Just submit a transaction. It’s a fact that if you’re waiting on a tx to confirm, the block will not be mined for at least an hour.


What’s cool is that I know of at least 2 sites (timechain calendar and anlther one I forgot right off) that have something planned that will coincide with the block being mined. Which is the closest we’ll get unfortunately. The other site i’m gonna try to find but they have a whole visual presentation that they said could be used as like a DJ set visual. Looking forward to that one.


That’s a good question. I think simple and general works. Like “Happy New Year,” just “Happy Halving.” It also rolls off the tongue easy. nostr:note1um46kx30vv578xqlnt9h9m5fjp38t893q7rxm0rr6zjj63rv0xnsyse08p


I didn’t. But now I do. Because I’m gonna do em.


I really do like how the halving is probably going to be close to midnight in most of America. Going to have a real New Year’s Eve feel to it.


You dan do it if you want


So jealous. The level of fomo i’ve had so far in 2023 and we’re only in the middle of April is astounding…


Casually drinking one of these on the train while everyone looks in silent horror


lol. Download Tailor. It auto stitches screenshots together for long post if you take overlapping screenshots. https://i.nostr.build/lLKjP.jpg


Birthday twin. And she’s one of my favorite artists.


Survived? Yes.

Peed a little? Also yes.

Questioned my existence and thought about every decision I’ve ever made? Very much yes as well.


I already have. So counting that out and just gonna hope for a miracle at this point.


Day 1 of trying to get Beyoncé’s attention to ask her if she wants to have a joint birthday party with me #Sept4


I’ve had a Whatsminer PSU explode in my face. Zeus ain’t got shit on me.


I wonder if Beyonce wants to have a joint birthday party with me too, but has been too shy to ask me. Probably so.


What up Nostr after dark crew? It’s ya boy! … Mr. Procrastinator!


Chat is this real? nostr:note1ge58tap8sypa3muwtyc8pxd8s0a977v9dl674fas7ryrnu0jlhtqpwrgge


wtf this is literally 3/5 of my dream blunt rotation nostr:nevent1qqsqn00u24ydaj659l4vpjjmlpsrj0p2eaqfqjnp487trwzlqhlrgqcpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqgmwaehxw309ahx7um5wghx7unpdenk2urfd3kzuer9wchsz9thwden5te0v4jx2m3wdehhxarj9ekxzmnyqythwumn8ghj7en9v4j8xtnwdaehgu3wvfskuep00srl26


For those accounts that disappear, whether intentional or some other reason, you still got people thinking about you.


Dan


It still may have not gotten through but it felt damn good lmao


Oops. *Stacy https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_3658073cb5e13cdf9153dff2f3857aed0aaccdc796f34c28dd5c943506fcd81a.jpeg


Hey Stacey. This is Tatum. The one with the bulletproof vest. You may not be able to tell because my name is “Danny Wanny.” Ignore that.


Was explaining Nostr to some friends (and some people I hate) on a zoom call we do every week to stay in touch and one guy kept interrupting me asking me what chain it was on and I kept explaining it’s not on a chain and he was asking about what the token ticker is and shit and I finally just lost it on him lmao. I had to explain to him, and this was apparently the first time he learned of this, that decentralization does not equal a blockchain. My god crypto bros are awful.


Need more Ocean pool clones


Imagine living in a place where the radiator heater is always on, you have no AC, even when it gets into the 70s.

That’s me.

This is a lesson in central control. https://i.nostr.build/zd4Qy.jpg


This is the only time I’ll say this.

EVERYONE STOP MINING.


Fuck. We’re back to a 4/19 halving (Mountain time). Central time might get it.


We gonna be rich rich https://i.nostr.build/aQZdP.jpg


What? This isn’t about cheap electricity either. This is about who controls block template generation. No matter how many miners are online, that is an issue.


Soooooooon™ 👀


I love how Derek, of all people, is so deep into OnlyFans lmao. Protect this man at all costs. nostr:note16rx4d4n7es3kg0yftjzpsgmfmejl03spw7cudtmgjavqyj78y24sky902s


The good part is that you don’t have to associate with it. You didn’t even have to say anything about it. Unfortunately, since you did, I associate your brand with it now.


MF DAN LMAO


Which fucking intern posted this. As head of HR, I’m scheduling an emergency all-hands.


Difficulty has 0 to do with this


Wait nvm I don’t have a car


Need this


Go get after it today! You dan do this!


My feed this morning https://video.nostr.build/03d90f0b55a3eb9260d6b28b4fc6d91a6af35a9ef0e9f757d120d1363051e210.mp4


More hashrate to Ocean is good, don’t get me wrong. But there is no way for that to nip the problem in the bud. Block template generation is the main problem here. And with incentives for big miners to go to these uber centralized pools, the problem only gets worse over time.


About to have to make a new Bitcoin Faction. “The Dans” https://i.nostr.build/6Gdlz.jpg


keep nostr weird


Tatey Watey is dead.

And Danny Wanny killed him.


Interesting


You guys are too powerful and pose a threat to us all


Gm. GFY. nostr:note1t59zh6fywyh6wlcl8lx04z5jf92v3t9z554cz9cs0z9twu5k66equh8934


He actually raises a good point here


They’re sharing screenshots of nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m's (Jack’s) post saying it was ARK on Twitter.

And it’s so funny because you see a profile picture of Jack Dorsey and his name is just “dan”

Amazing, actually. Truly beautiful.


Baptize them in fire


She dan on my dan till I dan


This is arguably more wild than when Tanel took over nostr


It appears that a lot of people do not understand how blocks are found. Just mining with Ocean, solo mining, or switching pools often does not fix this problem. nostr:note1yfs6ttz5h9vqg5n640h55vtlg85hjxvnatdkveuw0deh8hy2m28q4wyner


Oh..? Cathy…?


Wtf why did I wake up to Dans everywhere


The Nostr doctors are working overtime tonight


It's not the amount of mining equipment that matters, it's the mining nodes literally creating blocks.


1) Ocean and Ocean clones (must be very carefully executed)

2) Supposedly StratumV2


Bitcoin mining is centralized and it’s only getting worse https://i.nostr.build/5Gd2B.jpg


I bet that smells like teen spirit https://i.nostr.build/kZYG5.jpg  nostr:note1l9q87x9d24u7ru68k59wgyx88a89mwy62mmj3gnpd9m0vhprdfrsklzqpu


*in minecraft


Lots of ppl: “Ngu! HFSP! Moon!”

Me: “I will burn this federal building to the ground”


I just wanna feel something ya know


I’ll host tn. Pick a time.


So fucking bullshit nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft nostr:note1qdfm26kgnqkjjg0jgusgzp6xrv8m8kvn4zfxev33krvja5veztgsapcz95


That’s my business. Stay out of it.

But where did you hear that from just wondering.


Stop saying I’m scratching my butt and rubbing my eye. I’m not. nostr:note1d5majuldq0hsnj8myw3r03kh27l3cg072kuwhrzelgw26za2jqnq3uqtus


Here’s a good #AskNostr

wtf is wrong with my eye and what do I do https://i.nostr.build/kZY7m.jpg


This is a really good question! I wonder if we can get to the bottom of it!


No fucking way. Never seen a snake shit. And definitely didn’t think this was what it looked like. Holy shit.


Now is the perfect time to post booba


I just want y’all to know that both timelines (Nostr and Shitter) are in flames today.


Lemme know in chat if you’re a #realcreamer. Real creamers stand up!


Move over, bud. There’s a new sleeper in town. https://i.nostr.build/Z534Q.jpg


The “Gandalf The Negligent” recovery was a legendary moment in Nostr I think


Yeah https://i.nostr.build/roZld.jpg


I am once again God’s sleepiest soldier


Source: Screenshot of tweet quoting two other un named sources.

Is this not enough for you?


I could write a whole essay on Nirvana and how they just absolutely didn’t GAF about what anyone else said.


Me waiting to see the Saylor / open source dev shit play out https://i.nostr.build/POGad.webp


It can be if you’re brave enough


JESUS


BALL SO HARD THEY THOUGHT I WAS A FUCKIN NUT SACK


Thought this was a butt plug at first

I need help

It’s literally 8:00am https://i.nostr.build/Enmxx.jpg


I feel validated


This is hard


Somehow looks like this is in line with our policies..? Feels like a mistake but I won’t argue with the book.


I don’t think they will all be dead. While I agree that they will thrive if they figure out a way to utilize it, they’re not going to give a shit what’s happening with their heat as long as they’re profiting. This also isn’t me defending pubcos either, I have mixed opinions on them, mostly negative. They’re going to be around, though, I think.

I also think, after reading your thought, that a pubco that does decide to try to recycle their heat in some capacity (given that most operate across several fairly remote location farms) will have first mover advantage on that, and lead to an “arms race” in a way, inevitably leaving some in the dust. But I think it will be a difficult feat to accomplish.


That was disgusting (positive demeanor)


Yeah I’m a narc!

By that I mean I have narcolepsy


Just wanna remind y’all that I’m still Rizzly Wonka


About 60% coverage in Denver https://i.nostr.build/eZ754.jpg https://i.nostr.build/aQZGM.jpg


Place the camera on the ground and point it up so we have a full angle as if we were looking up at you if we were ants.


Holy shit


I didn’t even know you were behind it


Like you can say I’m being a little bitch but it legit turns into an actual echo chamber. I use nostr to communicate with people and hell thread actually removes that feature.


Sorry to shit on the parade but hell thread is not like a silly little troll or anything it is actually something that is big enough to make me consider quitting nostr. It makes it feel not real. Like what’s the point.


Why is Hell Thread back and why can’t I mute it


The Adventures of Eric and Tatum https://i.nostr.build/jYjOM.jpg


All my notes gone

Devs do something


Just washed my Field Notes memo book :(


(Let the record reflect, this response is just a meme)


I love candy bars. You know what would be better than having a candy bar? Having 2 candy bars!


inflate → sedate → subjugate https://image.nostr.build/67ce16521d2630737b3db7d84ffaff37bd589aa5f359ab2769ab7930cbf25e2a.jpg https://image.nostr.build/66ecee8f5a4b5c75df202226f6dd8f41a27ba2b598fa00e36b7dacc71d49693a.jpg https://image.nostr.build/1d1298a17559d189cb463dd0b182750a3c17812935119732e42206b37ef436e9.jpg


My body hurtin like a mf been moving so much shit


LOL no, Johnny Manziel jersey


👀

https://image.nostr.build/adf51f8ae3248838c892bcb1d4ff1949cc6e78aba3d9df9cf03a85fbb689c37a.jpg


Craziest part of this story is that you slept


Optional


Hi I’m Tatey Watey also known as Tatum Turn Up also known as Terahash Tatum also known as The S19j Bro and I’m the head of HR at nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955

#introductions


Ill advised


NO!!


I’m so excited to get back to posting Between Two ASICs


WHAT THE HELL GOIN ON WIT MY HAIR https://i.nostr.build/nW3Kn.jpg


DONT SAY IT LIKE THAT 😭


True if huge


7th Property by nostr:npub1m7fjc8z7t00jzrgkfm4kzvnv4chf04rq9ykpke0rpe0ke2kud24qmg0l4p In fact I need to get some more copies because I’ve handed all mine out. I prefer handing that one out over TBS actually.


Did I just meet my match for bluest eyes on Nostr…


This was one of the first memes that came from Zaps if I remember correctly.

Nostr has been and always will be weird.

Keep it that way, folks! nostr:note164k2md6h7yz3c5c6ratgmg35zd47u8x87gdcwnyvj3ecg86y373stawze2


I have this pipe dream that one day, years and years and cycles and cycles down the road, the halving will be celebrated like New Years. Cities will close off the streets, TV coverage of major cities, people just celebrating together the promise of a finite supply.


Not sure if lighting or my phone or what, but did you use any particular seasoning? Or just straight up beef and eggs?


April Fools 🖕


I hate boobs


Guess that makes sense. In Mississippi/Louisiana, they seemed more common. Being coastal states that seems like it would make sense.


Neither did I


nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m Give us another chance please


I took on the role of Head of HR for Damus less than a week ago and I’ve already had about 10 ish years taken off my life. I thought I was a handful. nostr:note1t2n932ja794u9cymvvycgyge3fcj92jghrc3d9gvluvzaws53dyq0zd9j9


Announcing the latest innovation from Damus Labs: Nut Zaps

https://cdn.jb55.com/s/nut-zapper-6000-small.mp4


My birthday twin. Still working on having a joint birthday party with her…

nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m how’s that coming along?


Me a couple months ago: “Okay as price climbs, I have to keep a close watch on all the different exchanges and charts to make sure I can take a picture of $69,420. It’ll come and go super quick!”

Me today: “HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SEE $69,420”


Technically lol. My last place was -100ft sea level in NOLA.


I think YOU should ROLL through the Mile HIGH city on 4/20 for a BLAZIN’ good time so we can HASH that halving block at the Denver Halving Party.

Any more weed puns?


I’ve been living in Denver for 7 months and last week was the first time I heard thunder here. Today was the second. Weird.


I got my hands on a new miner, the Auradine AT1500. Been playing with this bad boy for a few months and can FINALLY talk about it. Super unique miner! https://youtu.be/pyQrS2nAc5A?si=a7xd6kO0v2aWhLTC


FYPM ABSR https://i.nostr.build/jYKyE.jpg


Bro is down bad rn


Boobs and coconuts are life


Just had a bar tender that looked just like ExFrog and I almost gave him a hug

I miss you nostr:npub1papldckxytp2m8met6hyeh37m0cn6e32j03srl6thy4gq3tqrz3srq8t4n


I complied 😔


Does this make my dick look big? #ForkliftCertified https://v.nostr.build/WGKkj.mp4


WHY ARE WE BULLISH? feat
 nostr:npub1k763esjjzm2vzz7gtt38q4wf49zlua72l4rreu3myzghuwwwdqtq2mcg5x of  nostr:npub19mf4jm44umnup4he4cdqrjk3us966qhdnc3zrlpjx93y4x95e3uq9qkfu2, Jeff Walton &  nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d

LIVE at 6pm ET - Don't miss it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-sb9D_UCnU


WE HAVE BEEN FOUNDED ON YOUR NODE AT BLOCK HEIGHT 836,738. OP_RETURN CONFIRMS. GROW A PAIR. https://mempool.space/tx/0650359ea926ea167ab9e25b703ee723bf6bc2732ca33d873d00e17da55302ab https://image.nostr.build/41d778980fa8767b33e7615bdc705517f2e81adc900d9d108c1aa3768fe13d94.jpg


GUYS IT'S HAPPENING https://image.nostr.build/dead942c0ddc68b6f353015f781eff9fd45251aa99f038787d39b031e21b7d73.jpg


Fuck it I’m in


The meal of my people 🤤


Best way to cook a steak:

1) Cut off the horns

2) Wipe his ass

3) Enjoy https://i.nostr.build/POeW5.jpg


Everyone needs to save this image to post after I go on a random rampage at any given point in time nostr:note1w009wsmg3ae6u5l4jccdneuwdmrx48jem67gxck7smkv7trnxmfq658ax6


Elon is just protecting you from yourself
https://image.nostr.build/b311732afe1a023afc0e16f9381e241f1f4bffa622ec6697b0ec11f34996504f.jpg


Sous Vide might be the best steak i’ve ever had


Every day I inch closer to deleting the whole fuckin thing. It’s just such a big part of my marketing.


*adds Yubikey to Twitter*

*Twitter logs out of all my sessions as expected*

*Twitter now prevents me from logging in due to “suspicious log in attempt” from my regular ass phone without even asking for my key*

Masterful gambit, sir elon! https://i.nostr.build/0jG0E.png


Steak and asparagus is unmatched. My favorite side.


Throwback to when I used to run Kaizo Mario speedruns https://v.nostr.build/Q7AM8.mp4


Bro David Guetta is 56


Bitches love mascots https://i.nostr.build/4oREr.jpg


If any of you know Barbara DM nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d
https://m.primal.net/HnnJ.jpg


That’s so hot. Where at?


ARE WE STILL KEEPING IT WEIRD https://i.nostr.build/POe55.jpg


Explain this to me like I am Tatum nostr:note1vhl66e9yyyrasx6zhyamja5qh4hmr776aqstqugk4l4pce53j0lq5rqq6f


Yes


Don’t Fucking Dance 💃🪩🕺

https://v.nostr.build/3Paal.mp4


MORNIN https://i.nostr.build/Geene.jpg


MORNIN.

NOTICE I DIDNT SAY GOOD MORNIN.

IF IT WAS A GOOD MORNIN I’D HAVE A COLD BEER IN MY HAND.


What have I been doing all my censorship resistance “boobies” tests for then?!


Is this bad nostr:note1jys6n37uk60lzqtmv50rnvnazvzwp53n0cvmm3mwt9a8cpd5ha8qcr0xg4


If the cost of the book is in anyway prohibitive for someone due to personal circumstances or jurisdictional issues, I happily endorse them pirating Broken Money.

There are always ways to pirate stuff anyway, but like, I'm not taking any action against you to make it harder, and my spirit is with you. ☮

https://m.primal.net/HmUm.png


THE Colorado Avalanche are now TIED FOR FIRST in the EASTERN CONFERENCE.

SUCK THIS MOUNTAIN DICK.


Well it did. For a split second…


A year since we almost had to amputate nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u's leg


Costa Rica has a unique thing about it where you feel like you’re already home when you’re just visiting https://i.nostr.build/AaalM.jpg  nostr:note15sj4geunh0u8ug062pqcdzf2v3vhh036nqkccfefn2cd4890u4eq8hp24k


Bitcoin.rocks is one of the greatest bite sized orange pillings you can offer. And their stickers are 10/10.


I can’t believe it’s been a year. Nothing will compare to Nostrica. https://i.nostr.build/Q77g7.jpg


Damn you got me


My friend asked “Why does he call it Titcoin Podcast?”

I said “Because Tits”


I am legitimately thinking about skipping church bc I don’t have any green and I know someone is gonna awkwardly point it out and pinch me… I’m just gonna go and really hope that doesn’t happen.


It’s not even 10am


Friend just said “So glad it dipped to $67k so I could smash buy again”

We both looked at each other in awe that we could factually say “dipped to $67k”


Wait wait wait what movie is that it seems so vaguely familiar


THE THEME IS ASIC MINER MEMES

& THE LENGTH IS 24 HOURS 🫡

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BIG SHOUT OUT TO nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d

Go subscribe to his YT Channel!

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lookin good dad!


Guys i’m not lying I think I pulled a muscle bowling i legit just showed up and started throwing shit


REAL TRAP SHIT https://v.nostr.build/8GkZB.mp4


Oh man today's Bitcoin Panel was awesome! Big thanks to these 3 Bitcoin savages for enlightening all of us earlier today!:
-- AC: www.linkedin.com/in/adriancercenia/
-- nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d
-- nostr:npub12m2audhtflk3utlfn0alm6ss4d06vv9p83va9c78pka4kwvg54eq6p04fe

ENJOY WATCHING: https://rumble.com/v4jb8qf-the-bitcoin-panel-btc-global-takeover-what-it-means-nostr-buzzing-mar.-15-2.html
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PAUSE


I like this pic nostr:note1elawj4t5rvwc2jkkhfnqcgpcxgvlaqskc7sqzxu6aajv2scjkmpqh0h3x0


SPECIAL DELIVERY!
#BITCOIN https://image.nostr.build/d66365bc322fe674302a336eb6f46bec5540c3681d5f4bcb604a5e5ee604cfb9.jpg


Got a foot+ of snow

Damn


#introductions

Hi I love u


> Congress attempts to ban TikTok
> Someone makes a TikTok about Nostr
> TikTok migration
> TikTokers get orange pilled
> Nashville ratio gets better
> Profit


Would


You just got Tatum’d, bitch https://i.nostr.build/oMWGW.jpg


Will try and join.


If I, for some fucked up reason, die from a gun shot wound, God forbid, I give y’all full 100% permission to posthumously meme the fuck out of me.

“Guy known for wearing bullet proof vest dies from gun shot” That’s objectively funny as hell.


I’ve had several new Nostriches DM me and say “You look a lot like nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424" and it’s true! He’s my dad! We’re rumored to be the first father / son duo on Nostr!


Nevar forget

https://i.nostr.build/lMm7.jpg


What’s the best way to zap from Amethyst?


Just in case


> Also to be fair my coworker is a hype beast / crypto bro / online gambler sports better side hustle type of guy

I could have never guessed


Ah yes. My legacy. https://i.nostr.build/Rm79r.jpg  nostr:note1rhn7paedl0ae0g3qzlnqt85y2s3r4478smewslftpms75c324dmqt7x0r9


There is no better meal than steak and eggs.

I will not concede this.


W


I was named the sex symbol of Nostr somehow i can’t remember who said that but it actually happened for some reason nostr:note1fdl3yqpza58ksgkukdj7ajuml72j6y79n8ugr3mh0068h2gqxlzq4kaexu


I will say, it was only pulled from one section of one exchange’s trade offerings. I’m probably going to try and aggregate as many as I can to see the total volume because I think it will probably look a lot steeper.


Hey guys if you are new here to Nostr I am very hot and sexy


BSV volume after the news broke is shocking*

*no it’s not https://i.nostr.build/M5ePm.jpg


Remember the egirl migration?

I remember…


I don’t think so


The judge just ruled from the bench.

CRAIG WRIGHT IS NOT SATOSHI NAKAMOTO

Further findings of fraud etc will come in the written judgment.

Welcome to law.


Craig Wright is a scammer. Pass it on. nostr:note1xceu6vvszggwmtrv88s9u67x9243a64q8lxkc05snswur9eprmyqy3els2


WAIT THATS THE FINAL DECISION?? IT HAPPENED????


EFF


GN nostr hoping that tomorrow is better than today was


Sent to sleepy


Wait pause


Newbies: If you want to dip your toe into everything and start out easy with wallets and zaps, here is an Alby invite code that should work for you. Feel free to share this with anyone you may run across that needs it.

1f8bc32e


Here you go: 1f8bc32e


#Nostrgram

You and hubby glowing as always


Banger. Will hit you up. I caught a +30 minute block of course so it’ll be a bit til I send it lmao


That is correct. It roughly translates to “Let’s party”

Actually “let the good times roll” ;)


Yeah no prob. Just realized I fucked up my outbound when I was TRYING TO LOVE LIGHTNING AGAIN so gimme a few block confirmations and I’ll send to whoever.


I’ll throw 30k at it


Bro I was also an insurance agent in Louisiana before I moved… Wtf 😭


THE CAJUNS ARE COMING. YOU ARE NOT PREPARED. nostr:note1enx8tfaj8a0lccqjsx9jrd6twuh9y38euqfcayjdrpjj9mu7tvaq3932jh


I was today years old when I learned about NOSTR on Tiktok. 🥳


Wait, I, too, just read your bio. From Louisiana? Insta follow. Kenner brah!


I’m glad I know you. Virtually. Hopefully in the meat space soon™


We hit another all time high today.

Yeah. I’ll admit it.

I bought a chair.


Hodlrs will win. I’ve been stacking sats since 1978. We’re so up rn.


You’re damn right I am https://i.nostr.build/xEqLk.jpg  nostr:note1jwgea63z4rh085kdsu6mhwzu88t732tzzf4j8w0y3a0ct7uwzuvsfxqtnv


tatumturnup@zeuspay.com thank you


This goes insanely hard


Hey three letter agencies if you’re reading this lick my entire asshole. bitches.


Just throw shit at it at that point


*Logs onto Nostr*
"Boys do you smell your girl ovulating?"
*Logs out of Nostr*


I have an itch in my boot and it will take an act of god to take it off so i’m just being really brave


I see you bro don't worry


I really like how I saw this because nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs reposted it bc the first thing I’d do is call him up and show off this sexy ass UTXO


YESSSSAS


Now that we're working on nostr:npub1knvgqlkllgc566pxjkwrm33ks8k9nn6470a8y70t58jx6y3l620sj7lg29, Nostrado may have a much higher chance of happening and happening well.


Buying high and selling low since 1976 🫡


I told y’all 6 hours ago. I ran the numbers. And we just broke an all time high.

$73,650. nostr:note14lmtgc0nlmnz8u20pjyz5jxsv5y2j3a3zs0uxhdm5kmu2t2hzgysrfz63a


Happy 84th birthday nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m


WTF how do I get more hours in a day? Someone, please? Help? I need more!!


Getting ready for my first "snow storm."

I kinda thought the snows we already got were snow storms...

Uh oh...


Downtown Denver https://i.nostr.build/mlRYj.jpg


Looks like he ran the numbers too https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/blob/master/src/validation.cpp


Just ran the numbers https://i.nostr.build/gZnRQ.jpg


Follow nostr:npub1knvgqlkllgc566pxjkwrm33ks8k9nn6470a8y70t58jx6y3l620sj7lg29 to keep up with our journey of turning the home of ETHDenver into the Bitcoin only capitol of the state of Colorado.
nostr:nevent1qqsdcrm2l9yw4us7q79qct2f7fmyaknxm54m0fu0avaqn6zeh8xdnqspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzpdxcspldl733f45zd9vu8hrrdq0vt884tul6wfu7hg0yd5frl55lqvzqqqqqqypghypv


Denver? I barely even know her!


I'm so bullish on nostr:npub1knvgqlkllgc566pxjkwrm33ks8k9nn6470a8y70t58jx6y3l620sj7lg29


She should have the answer I think and is really good at reaponding


Probably a camera. Could be mistaken though.


I know I’m a bitcoiner because it took me 2 minutes to realize that they meant “highly regarded” legitimately in this post nostr:note1jnhqy8tszjeyt05krcgyy33n40wqprw5g2wphz57xq728995t0ts9j8elg


M60 🤤


Just stop being a little bitch and buy enough bitcoin to hold onto some and then spend some on shit it’s really not that hard


nostr:npub18dlusgmprudw46nracaldxe9hz4pdmrws8g6lsusy6qglcv5x48s0lh8x3 This guy gets it


After further assessment, shell is mandatory.


Eat at least 6 raw eggs a day

Shell optional


Africa is going to be the next spot for Bitcoin to boom


Oh fuck


Me: Hey… Uh… It’s kinda noisy… And you wake me up in the middle of the night sometimes… Heh… 🥺👉👈

Her: Shut up bitch 😐

Me: You’re so right! I’m sorry! 🥲 nostr:note1z9ata8ajecxjayq0fmfs6v57fwe3vzt8ghrtw5vmfk20vwsp8mqqznrn80


Finally confronted my upstairs neighbor for doing what sounds like practicing shot put.

Somehow it ended with me apologizing to her.

And she didn’t apologize to me.

This is why I’m not good with confrontation.


Finding myself at a weird point where friends are asking me about Bitcoin, but in a group chat and it seems like they’re trying to kind of debate me to earn favor from the others in the group. I really don’t understand the psychology of it or anything. But it starts out with a question and no willingness to listen.

I’ve just started to pull this bad boy out. https://i.nostr.build/r22G.jpg


No that’s not it.

Maybe elephant? damn this is hard.


Fuck I’m not good with these. Uh. Don’t tell me. Derivatives? nostr:note12ukhsrel0p3e353e2767qwpk9s5l0x0xn4hegr9pyu2cvdadh47sh59863


I did and there’s nothing there to claim lmao


I’m going to be completely honest. At this point I do not know where tf zaps are going when you zap me bc I checked Zeus and they are very not there

I just started liking lightning again DONT DO THIS TO ME LIGHTNING


I made it back. Turns out it was all uphill too. nostr:note1g9v2mxy0u2svs7l3cuf2j5r0gru6v9smhfqavmy6q825ench454seszzyk


Wanted to explore the city now I’m an hour walk away from home and don’t wanna walk back. I did not plan this out great.


Sorry, should have been more clear. Send via Venmo from your Fold account. I do fund my Fold from Venmo when needed. But the other way around.


So since Fold announced Push To Card and Round Ups… It is literally the greatest app to passively stack sats. It’s actually insane. Only downside is that you can’t link it to CashApp or Venmo but that just makes it better when you realize what you’re sacrificing for what you’re getting. https://use.foldapp.com/r/TATUMTURNUP


Fix the Nostr, fix the world


Oddly enough, ecash made me get back on my Lightning Bug shit nostr:note1nqy270duyfqvg26dh5x8phxree2tqzm5f8pqsrtsnumrruf046fqxdytrt


Vanessa knows that if she sends me one that I would break the internet with the pics I take to model it


Forgot I was giving away OpenDimes with some sats on them at $16k to friends and family

Until now 🫣😅


In a relationship with lightning: it’s complicated


Hold on… #SMTTT… 1911 in your bio… Are you a Nu Eta Que?!


One un-honored Zac Prince bet


I guarantee you that I will not like it again soon and then after that I will like it again


Alright alright alright.

I like Lightning again.


Just woke up from an unplanned nap and it took me 10 minutes to figure out what time it was AMA.


Yesterday: “Oh hell yeah, boss. I’m so down to come in this weekend to go ahead and get this project done”

Today: “FUCK”


It has come to my attention https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_3658073cb5e13cdf9153dff2f3857aed0aaccdc796f34c28dd5c943506fcd81a.jpeg nostr:note1ydx23s0lnssz5wpmv6ww7ddherj76kw6huxz7cwy2z27jsrs8a4qr6gx34


NOOOOOOO https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_3658073cb5e13cdf9153dff2f3857aed0aaccdc796f34c28dd5c943506fcd81a.jpeg


First Thursday of the month is my favorite.

ButDevs night. Huge attendance tonight, about 50. Luxor presenting all sorts of mining stuff. I’m nerding out.


Name: Tatum
Age: 69
Sex: No way jose
Bitcoin: Yes

There’s my application


God's sleepiest soldier is on his way home to have a date with his bed


Gotta admit. I might be God's sleepiest soldier rn


I can’t even scroll 😭


The price of learning is that I just burned so many fuckin sats on fees, it's 1:30am, and I think I'm dumber than when I started


Results inconclusive lmao
nostr:nevent1qqs06w5c27p66cy3s9cnz504sa067zdt35s9a03c9240plrv4hd9ygcpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzpwhj0fxvfkjfjyl8lhkvj50a8wt3eynejkd0v2czkas6qs7rxwzvqvzqqqqqqyyk8fss


Dammit. Thank you, though.


Would someone kindly zap me plz? Testing something. 1sat would be enough.


Just accidentally imported 167 Nostr contacts into Zeus with a shit ton of .gif pfps AMA


So I set up my npub.cash. Kind of interesting I received a notification in Amethyst when I funded it. crazy.


Tried using ecash and someone grabbed my nuts I hate it here


Oh so we got nut bots out here gotcha alright cool very nice


I very much like the widget integration on Amethyst https://i.nostr.build/34Gk.jpg


Someone wanna try to claim this and lmk if they get it 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


Bitch :(


Editing test: Success!


Editing tested 69420


I am a bozo.


1) Very interesting feature

2) Wtf Derek?! https://i.nostr.build/VXj7.jpg


Editing tested


Testing editing


I love Damus. Don't get me wrong. But it's so fun to switch over to other clients and play around on them. Currently on Amethyst on my Pixel.

Damus - iOS
Amethyst - Android

Those are my favs. Man I love Nostr.


Explain to me like I'm a fucking idiot what is this


No I didn't I'm just blind doing this shit right now. I might need to tho.


Methinks I am doing this ecash thing now. I think. Maybe. I don't know. https://i.nostr.build/QkG7.jpg

alt Screenshot of the eNuts beta dashboard for Android


Is anyone else with an android (maybe specific to pixels) receiving spammy google sign in notifications lately that lead to nothing? Have heard of 2 others experiencing it, both with the same domains as me. But i’m not getting anything on my iPhone.


ATH and no girlfriend. Maybe Bitcoin is a scam after all.


THE BUBBLE IS GETTING BIGGER

NO NOT BITCOIN

FUCKING FIAT


Not verifying this but posting it because I hope it’s true and sharing it on Nostr is extra “fuck you” https://x.com/gurgavin/status/1765038518689321059


ATH is not enough

I want to watch them bleed


Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing. https://i.nostr.build/6aZq.jpg


Things are going to continue to get even more bonkers


nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4


nostr:npub1eequz6v23szzyx9utphsh8kg6kll50wte6sfh4vah8gdjtplcz6qg7at9s Can you please make a shirt spinning off this one lol


Return of Jack Ü nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m nostr:npub1cn4t4cd78nm900qc2hhqte5aa8c9njm6qkfzw95tszufwcwtcnsq7g3vle https://i.nostr.build/0rd0.jpg


THE RETURN OF JACK Ü


Up almost 300% nostr:note12s9gfvm2tuv77g3m5hyk9827eg7jr0h0as2ttmm634a6k7fkktmsasw5y0


Hardest pic I’ve seen in a while


Strike and Cash App will always have #bitcoin  for sale

Wake us up at $100k
https://m.primal.net/Hheh.jpg


Someone formerly in my life that I once cared for very much would not listen to me about bitcoin at $16k. They said their financial advisor said it was not a good investment.

Bitcoin is close to breaking ATHs and the company that their financial advisor works offers a Bitcoin ETF.


I’VE BEEN WRONG FOR 2 YEARS. NOW I’M LUCKY.


NO ONE CAN TELL ME SHIT THATS HOW IM DOING nostr:note1dex25znsntk0pea4zlfrn5p2q0gexdxxpza9exrrht8cs6t020hq4ftyhp


WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM https://v.nostr.build/nzyQ.mp4


Wait shit the image didn’t upload. Ignore this note. Gonna re post it later after I sulk in shame.


Bitcoin outperforms stocks

Mighty Beanz outperform nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m


nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d 🤙
I 💯 ^1,000,000 agree that Marten Hørger has created the perfect song for this bull market cycle. Good call duder

https://open.spotify.com/track/0g3wIOS5bf02UcjK33xUoB?si=Hyo0ApG8QTmK8vabJKX3Ng

This is what I’m gonna be bumping on the big days!  Creed just doesn’t have the right style, the right flavor, the je ne sais quoi for what we’re about to go thru.


It’s the same flavor, energy, electricity as Pump It Up but a new and fresh meaning 🫡


“I’m all in Bitcoin!”

“You should really diversify”

“You’re right. Just took 20% of my portfolio and bought some MSTR, MARA, RIOT, and a few S21s. Thanks for the advice!”


“Paco moves around the world”

-Paco, seconds before he goes into a clearly restricted area of the Miami convention center


Any picture you post from a Bitcoin event, even if it’s not explicitly a picture of a crowd, review it and edit out faces. This should not need to be said but here we are. nostr:note140yth5lqp45u6er3yymye4mv7ld83nq3gtujcnundgdu5cnk2jssnffa42


DON'T POST CROWD SHOTS OF BITCOINERS ON CONFERENCES WHO DIDN'T GIVE YOU EXPLICIT CONSENT TO INDEX THEIR FACE ON THE INTERNET.

BE CLASSY. RESPECT PRIVACY. REMEMBER YOUR CYPHERPUNK MANNERS.


It’s happening https://v.nostr.build/lBrM.mp4


Goddammit that backfired


Big house guy. Biiiiig house guy. Love deep house.


Woah https://i.nostr.build/jQEG.jpg


Listening to nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m and he’s going HAM. Dammit he is the man! I wanna run through a wall!!!


Ya mama


Guys, simply put, I’m just a sleepy little guy


So what stage of Nostr is "getting invited to the illuminati"


https://image.nostr.build/9030507df1e94b0c96c7470dc9b6b415aff20b7d8d131cadce4e125a120265f5.jpg  nostr:note180tgl078j2z0as5ls2qsgn4wxzcg266ep3vrjxrm52jegq8jt6rqr0ty26


CORN


THE REASON SHE LEFT ME IS THE SAME REASON SHE WANTS ME BACK LETS FUCKING GO


Well fuck. I’m too late! Even worse she left me in the belly of the bear! nostr:note1045e8z888jn5csr6puqskwqugac560q0xrrrkz42q2gm05s9rqkqxj7wwy


clipped from our Africa announcement

we’re seeing a bunch of companies use our APIs and infrastructure recently for all sorts of stuff. if you’re a developer or business that needs anything we have, let us know. i’m really excited to see what people build as we keep expanding globally with all of these on/off ramps + fiat pairs

also shoutout nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg! 🐐
https://m.primal.net/HgCI.mov


HUH


ME TOO


WAIT. THIS MFER EATS MRES. I MIGHT HAVE JUST MET MY BEST FRIEND. nostr:note1ugvnxgd8kjpetkkcvp2uvjylucreeh7uwpzvafxxh904eqalk45qhhm9m2


BRING OUT THE HUG EMOJIS nostr:note1caegf5ha2vt82fhmmnj0pqte98mktgzjzjwahmtqga2ckn7gahhs8z0z3g


That’s what I’m talking about dude let’s go


Soooo. How’s Nostr doing this am…


Love this love this love this


I got a Calendly link for when those people I haven’t talked to in years wanna ask me about Bitcoin


I got a degree in fiat and still chose Bitcoin.

Don’t hate what you don’t know.


For those accounts that disappear, whether intentional or some other reason, you still got people thinking about you.


Have the best damn time. Will your presentation be streamed/shared?


LMAO I shit you not one of my friends I graduated with just sent me this picture from college. Yes it is 9 am. Yes we are in the business building about to take a test. Yes that is a bottle of Jim Beam I am drinking. I’m like if Rick from Rick and Morty was a bitcoiner living in the TradFi world. https://i.nostr.build/ZjYM.jpg  nostr:note1r9ta64v082cqk3dcwdjyktevxtsrdv9ekh7ssyw09qxs5h800d3sj0pyyh


So you think!!!

Nah I thought about that after I crossed it out but was too lazy to revert.

It actually says “Turn Up” under there.


Picture of my BANKING and FINANCE degree that I’m not only not using but working against.

With a coffee stain on it. https://i.nostr.build/RGdv.jpg


Just by chance ran into a guy wearing the Satoshi Nirvana shirt on the street. Like he legit walked out of a restaurant as I was passing and I just barely noticed it under his jacket. He said he saw nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m at an event and complimented him on the shirt so Jack sent him one. Needless to say, instant connection was made. Grab yours from nostr:npub1eequz6v23szzyx9utphsh8kg6kll50wte6sfh4vah8gdjtplcz6qg7at9s today https://lightning.store/product/satoshi-t-shirt/


What was the price you deserved?

For me it was the first $34k.

I didn’t deserve it at $9k.


Leap year baby: “My birthday is this year!”

Me: “Oh shit I have to stack harder”

Leap year baby: “What”


I still haven’t set that up yet. I tried and got confused and scared and said “let’s try it again tomorrow”


Not much just hangin


We both made the realization in real time it was awesome


We could have a dip on March pre-halving. But we also could have a pump pre-halving. My bet is that one of those scenarios will be the case. nostr:note1qsrrvp5s7qqcpqxllhgxhvj48w2h32hwk5pl8rdhe0uhwzrwgh3qzagdm8


I just published Announcing Strike Africa

Today, we are launching Strike Africa, expanding our full suite of #Bitcoin services into Gabon, Ivory Coast, Malawi, Nigeria, South Africa, Uganda, and Zambia with more markets to come in the future.

LFG! 🌍🫡

https://strike.me/blog/announcing-strike-africa/

https://youtu.be/Oahb-XVYdDU


Just crumbs


BREAKING: Popular podcaster nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u host of nostr:npub10qrssqjsydd38j8mv7h27dq0ynpns3djgu88mhr7cr2qcqrgyezspkxqj8 has been exposed for pump and dumping ecash!!!!

(For the sake of those who are not in the know, this is a joke. Go to Walker’s profile to see what I mean)


Free alpha!!!

From here, Bitcoin could go up, or it could also go down.

If I were you, I’d buy some.

FOLLOW FOR MORE TRADE TIPS!


ATH by halving


I gotta say… I love it


I feel something and I cannot tell you specifically what it is but I know it’s good but it’s hard to say if I’m ready. Is it related to Bitcoin? Nostr? Something else? Who knows. But something is coming.


Same. I have however said long term hodl (generational) should be at least 5m but that’s pure opinion


*Orange pills cool clothes guy*

Yeah we did it! Wait. Hold on. You want my Bitcoin now? Oh shit oh fuck. Wait. Fuck.


dude if anyone is gonna appreciate this drip it’ll be nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d

dis where I get my anime drip from https://shop-void.com once it sells out it’ll never be sold again, new drops every other week 🫡 check out the AOT drops


These aren’t Orchids are they?


As I grew up, there were certain households with the no shoes in the house rule, it was never like all across the board one way or the other. I’ve found it weird though. I’ve always had a shoe rack by the door. I don’t wanna track in whatever the hell I was stepping in out there.


Shut the fuck up holy shit you should have never showed me this


Essentially. TL;DR is that dumbass bet $2.1m the price would drop.

Unfortunately, bitch was wrong.


https://aggr.trade/

5 second Bitcoin chart, live filled orders, and liquidations. Super fun to watch.


Just watched a short get rekt $2.1m https://i.nostr.build/RG6r.jpg


Ayo $58k gang y’all feeling something? Deep in your plums?


I’ve been doing that all day (idk what I ate) but haven’t had an excuse like you. Lucky.


nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 See what happens when I sleep?


Jfc I took a nap and we cleared $56k?


True bitcoiner and bitcoiner’s wife that is awesome


Skulling a Red Bull in nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424's honor https://i.nostr.build/q5eL.jpg


"I came to get rich, I stayed to get even." - nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d

🔥🔥🔥


Guys it wasn’t fame it was narcolepsy


Who do you think you are I am


“if you go on Twitter today, you will see a lot of people yelling about different things and most of them are solutions to problems that do not exist. And a lot of the development that I've seen come out of African nations are solutions to problems I didn't know existed. And that's the key difference. Change your viewpoint. Get out of your bubble.” — nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d on nostr:npub10qrssqjsydd38j8mv7h27dq0ynpns3djgu88mhr7cr2qcqrgyezspkxqj8
#Titcoin nostr:note1lehcahghajcqnpu6lzlas8gtknhr6kv2mqhh3v4huj7lppzuf8eqlm4rtr


I’m just a dude with narcolepsy


I’d like to formally apologize to nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424. No joke, 3 pm, i’m sitting down watching a video on my phone. Next thing you know it’s 8 o’clock. Narcolepsy strikes again. Sorry folks.


I don’t know what happened. One minute I’m just hangin around. The next minute is 5 hours later. nostr:note1ru79zxwmf4mnqydnkfnpmr4pqlrgx5zhzgdprkcztrczlm548p4sj7l6gq


No funny business whatsoever nostr:note1nd02teas4sxlc3v4vz59dtwmucgcytqsev58w97vwnke2vrks29q8ztkfu


This is happening later this evening. 8PM ET. Come join nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d and I as we talk about the Nostr Nests 2.0 journey. This will be an absolutely serious conversation with no comedic relief from Tatum.
https://i.nostr.build/XYAz.jpg


I’m having some major Bitcoin Atlantis Fomo already. It’s like bad luck sniffs its way to me then just spanks me over and over again.


It was. But even outside of work. He used to be my role model until I read his biography.


Me too


He ain’t crying because he lost.

He crying because he knows the inevitability of his life as he grows up. nostr:note15nvjc62r0ayc5xd8ucheg9a6dtntdyy6a48zdz4gryjyg5u8nwusvehu52


Okay but why are you telling us this..? Need some context here…


Idk why i’m shocked I thought that the pic was just a pic but alas. It came from a video.


Did you know he was a Pisces of shit too?


You pull up and he’s just sitting shirtless in a chair in the parking lot waiting for challengers


SHAKA = SATS SYMBOL

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA https://i.nostr.build/280J.jpg


He deleted this tweet later https://i.nostr.build/A4MR.jpg


I somehow missed that Bitboy was fighting tonight

1) What https://i.nostr.build/zZqM.jpg


IT IS ME

THE TURNIP MAN


And if it wasn’t obvious enough I’d like to clear the air that it was made up and Jack never said that to me. I am a shitposter.


nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m was talking to me and said “Remember at Nostrica when I was talking about that taxi driver who said ‘we don’t own Costa Rica, we share it’? Well I’m tired of sharing it with Derek. He’s ruining it for pretty much everyone” That’s a true story and not made up. nostr:note1u7mze8yq9xjhqhecjf9vk368s4pt5zupzcmj0sl2daxyqqzv6q9q0mql6a


*Literally just says “pura vida”*

bsky: “You son of a bitch”


Laszlo’s pizza order was jalapeños and pineapple nostr:note1nr66rv22fap07azyxu6379vz3vszu7zse8kacxppnlk0fcuwvdvs27gjvl


wyd


1) What nostr:note16x725cp2z2uvpjy3xxlaks5eleg6zjnddm80dd3zajs950ndq5qqqfwfmk


Happy Friday Nostriches. Just got done with an insanely busy week, and got to finish it by talking to nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u about everything under the sun. Let weekend mode commence.


This is fucking killing me 😭😂


The chokehold that Slow Dancing in the Dark had on the entire world


Went through my old Wrapped playlists last night and man this is called range lmao. Banger after banger. 2018 Tatum was an animal. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1Ejtje9qz8XCmf


IM A FUCKIN WALKIN PARADOX. NO IM NOT. nostr:note14g02nqzlm8wszrj9qelzpf3frkj6cq9e2gfjr9l57sjr3l8avy7s59equm


Someone got me GOBLIN on vinyl for Christmas one year and I cried.


Nice


GUESS WHAT?

‼‼ TTUOT ‼‼

“WHAT’S TTUOT” YOU ASK???

nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d on nostr:npub10qrssqjsydd38j8mv7h27dq0ynpns3djgu88mhr7cr2qcqrgyezspkxqj8

Recording today.

Got topics? Drop ‘em here.

#Bitcoin doesn’t care, but Walker and Tatum do. 🫂

http://titcoin.org


Just full on body slamming the floor


My upstairs neighbor really likes practicing cannonballs at random hours of the night


And just like regular market cycles, we go through them too. Bulls and bears. But as long as the long term is up and to the right, we’re gonna make it 🫂


Sorry… WHAT??


Making progress https://i.nostr.build/Q33v.jpg  nostr:note1qc7g60yf7fkjhu7xj5fxshdtrswyvaushz399vwf547nareh8elsykvwt7


Men’s mental health matters. I am a 2 time suicide survivor (I know, how bad do you have to be to fail twice) and I am here for you. nostr:note1zzhwfm70kvksvsktwx0fjlnv4y9fc5vqhggq389eek9agk5u0naqcnhy9a


Dear nostr bro’s you can hit me up about your feelings.

Hodling bitcoin is fucking hard. Overcoming childhood trauma is fucking hard. Being responsible for a family is fucking hard. Living under the surveillance state is fucking hard. Getting to the gym everyday is fucking hard. Eating right is fucking hard. Knowing who to listen to is fucking hard. Getting ahead in your career is fucking hard. Sticking to your principles is fucking hard. Making friends in adulthood is fucking hard. Dealing with the death of parents is fucking hard. Trying to claw your way out of nihilism is fucking hard. Life is fucking hard.

Sometimes you just need a bro to listen. nostr:note1tcyesknnwndgc4p493kzclen5yh7yhajutdpxrft3rhw2dtd2rvs20hxj5


Is Russell Okung on Nostr? He posts all the time about freedom and think he would love it here. I’ve replied to his X posts several times. Anyone got the inside line to him?


My next tattoo. Where should I get it? Thinking about the size of a post-it note. For reference I have a tattoo on my back right shoulder, left pectoral, and left inner bicep. https://i.nostr.build/B3dA.jpg


Them: “There’s no such thing as free power”
Me: “Yes there is, if you don’t pay for it, it’s free” https://i.nostr.build/wJnr.jpg


Chewing an adderall like candy and washing it down by deleting a cup of boiling coffee just to let this day know I’m not fucking around


Life is like a sandwich. No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.


This is a Wendy’s..


monke


tired. sleepy, even.


Same


They are right.

https://i.nostr.build/338Y.png


Someone stole the seat, yes, just the seat from my bike in the bike closet last night.

Denver is not wanting me to transport myself undoubtedly.


DINO

Decentralized in name only

Works for a lot of things that say they’re decentralized tbh


They had us in the first half. Not gonna lie. nostr:note1wymrf0yhvjh52umruq7sdcfcqlc3vgedm7rh66gfev2em8kz4nps6tje5q


Dammit I tried before testflight expired too. I’m the biggest baffoon


btw I tried getting purple but i had trouble verifying npub. not sure if there’s a known solution that I missed or if I’m that one asshole that has an issue.


I hope she sees this


Just a reminder I am extremely hot and sexy


But… Who will build the roads..?


I think this guy represents all of us in a way https://youtube.com/shorts/kiUpEqQtr34


Dream top 5 Bitcoin blunt rotation.
nostr:npub1s5yq6wadwrxde4lhfs56gn64hwzuhnfa6r9mj476r5s4hkunzgzqrs6q7z
nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u
nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs
nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m
nostr:npub13tm98cj56xvugywflf89c4d3cp23h5wdegm2rjdz32npkzysetkskynkcs


Is this bitcoin mining?


Can someone find out when nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx went full time all caps so I can chart it on Bitcoin’s price?


nice


You literally have an advantage if you’re tall 😭


Can’t believe Tony


You challenging me to Wii tennis or human tennis then?


I love when people try to own me by saying “Bitcoin isn’t backed by anything” I turn around and ask “What’s the USD backed by” usually greeted with silence then I go on a ten minute rampage disproving them and making them question every decision they’ve ever made down to what color notebooks they used for each subject in middle school.


I just got home and can tell I strained something. It’s not awful but def uncomfortable right now. The worst part of it… Tomorrow’s bike ride is going to be probably top 5 worst moments in my life.


Just played tennis for the first time in years (I played tennis for 14 years btw) and I still fuckin got it but damn am I gonna hurt in the morning


Yes…..?

Where do you keep them……..?


It was actually a Masters themed date party shirt my fraternity made lol. Badass shirt.


I 100% did not. I kinda wish I did. Still might now.


Found this fan cam someone made of me in college and it’s just very… “Tatum” https://v.nostr.build/dn9l.mp4


He was smart as shit. He was known for having a good time and being the life of the party, but he also had like perfect grades. I went to his room one day and he was like pacing back and forth somewhat panicking and I asked what was wrong and he said “I promised the boys we’d start drinking early today (we were having a day party that day) but I have an accounting exam tomorrow. Fuck it. I’ll try to study tonight.” I thought that was an awful idea. Well. I picked him up from class the next day, he was visibly hung over, and I asked him “You bomb that test?” and he so nonchalantly said “Nah I made a 95” and he couldn’t understand why that was absolutely insane to hear.

I sat next to his mom 2 years after his passing when they awarded him a posthumous degree at the College of Business award ceremony. It was a very special moment.


This month marks 7 years since my best friend passed away. It was extremely tough at the time, and for a while after as well. But through time, I’ve learned to love talking about Cole. I will always miss him and wish we had more time together. https://i.nostr.build/0Y7n.jpg


Need a Dessert Eagle bad https://i.nostr.build/n9ME.jpg


post a photo of tatum from your phone challenge https://i.nostr.build/0Yz0.jpg


My life verse has been Romas 12:2 for much longer than I have been in Bitcoin. I just now realized that it lines up with Bitcoin as well.

“Do not conform to the patterns of this world, rather be transformed by the renewal of your mind…”


I still have this track suit fyi


Post and old random photo from your phone challenge https://i.nostr.build/n9Vo.jpg  nostr:note1qmczg4ersfvvt0qngfvjz89wjw3v4gszgxjt9et0zvcmx3z5uhusw0f4p9


Bro I joined in Class of ‘17 but dropped out because I wanted beer a couple days later and forever regret it.


Bitcoin and Africa

I’ve seen many innovations in Africa with Bitcoin over the past few months and years that I never would have thought about, such as sending Bitcoin via SMS. These are solutions to problems that I don’t face due to my resources. Because of these things, I’ve seen potential in Africa to be the next Bitcoin boom spot. If people are building like that, there’s literally no ceiling to where they can go.

What I didn’t quite understand was the benefits of mining in Africa. To be honest, whenever the discussion of mining in African nations came up, I didn’t really like it because of what I knew regarding several developing nations’ energy infrastructure (or lack thereof) and it felt almost predatory. However, I was very incorrect. I’ve learned that BECAUSE of how this infrastructure is set up (specifically speaking on hydro power), there is not enough consumption demand that makes economic sense to put generators down. When you introduce mining to the equation, it’s a zero counterparty buyer of the energy to provide demand enough to enact these structures. On top of all that, Bitcoin is getting introduced to the ecosystem in places that arguably need it the most.

I don’t know everything, obviously, but this is the year that I take on Bitcoin in Africa and learn from and build with African builders that have already made insane headway there.

“Fix the money, fix the world” becomes truer every day.


Do it! So many great initiatives happening there! #tatumdoesafrica sounds great!


I need to go to Africa this year. 2024 is my year of studying Bitcoin in Africa.


I wanna do something where I just hang out with prominent / OG bitcoiners all day and just do like a Vice style day in the life.

First on the list is 100% nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs


You take the blue pill... You stay up a long time and focus really hard. It’s Adderall. That’s what the blue pill is.

You take the orange pill... you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Wait wtf did you just take both?

Holy shit. https://i.nostr.build/G3Le.jpg


Yeah!

*He says with blue collar tears streaming down his face*


Bluest eyes in Bitcoin https://i.nostr.build/K3ak.jpg https://i.nostr.build/93XA.jpg https://i.nostr.build/kgB5.jpg


Breakfast lunch and dinner of warriors, actually. GG. This is a sexy picture. nostr:note1svcuku7zy6xcrgeqz6a33uysh52n4ge8mntwwtctg3xy4yukm92q2fzjux


I saw him on Saturday 😂😂😂😂


Never made it as a wise man


Don’t hate what you don’t know.

And I have a degree in Banking and Finance.

Fuck the banks.


S9 fixes this 🫡 https://image.nostr.build/5d5b2190b7df45740fd6610454373632a36fb20c369a060a31236509fbf03dc0.jpg


Did Jack just use my Tweet to soft announce a Strike Africa product this week?????? https://i.nostr.build/QD3Z.jpg


Bullish on Bitcoin in Africa on Multiple levels


Going live with nostr:npub1jz42cy8qxw6dres86sn0cr42hww24pnjqssa4k9wxqvzm5l0mvqsq2f5ku in 10 https://rumble.com/v4dn7uf-the-bitcoin-panel-bitcoin-news-insights-wisdom-adoption-and-more-feb.-16-20.html


Guerrilla miners will win nostr:note1cuncqh8zp0qddxv3ua0hjh7ky9cvtt09jnc9vsldfgq977kr7qus69j7f3


He even included mountain time after I moved 🥹 nostr:note1gzqx2g5d7nt2mrt22z6ckqd8v4jt7ygu9sp2ml207fh4ft8v8pgqlwdawg


This didn’t work nostr:note1ggx26xmssfzmc6ks78dnmwt4xwqxlckuslz292vy72qa6mz5zjgs8rya6j


https://v.nostr.build/w7Mx.mp4  nostr:note12s9gfvm2tuv77g3m5hyk9827eg7jr0h0as2ttmm634a6k7fkktmsasw5y0


Gave someone an OpenDime with some sats on it for Christmas a few years ago.

She rejected it.

Bitcoin up 207%.

We broke up? Nah. She broke, I’m up.


Vouch


Good morning you psychopaths. We’re building a #Bitcoin centered coworking space to collaborate, build, and hang out. This is, dare I say, huge. http://denver.space


Please help my boy. He keeps asking me thinking I’ll magically be able to help one of these days nostr:note102k7g9u4mt3z90ukp2wfp7e0udpwcqcsuhf8t6lkqa4ytvv6f8usmyasr3


Anyone out there successfully using nsec bunker? I was able to login but can't add any keys? Any help greatly appreciated.

#asknostr


Happy Valentine’s day nostr:npub1zuwa6s76kxhs68a3gq5jsu2j5nyf995fpcrq0n670wnncula7xjspf0u37


I mean, it’s sad, but also kinda funny


How did I miss this? That’s fucking hilarious


I gotta log out of Nostr for a few to do something can I send my nsec to someone to hold onto? Thanks


Give this a watch. Disclaimer, it’s a jump-scary, puzzle game, thriller. But it’s… Interesting. https://youtu.be/foPzrWvhtxA nostr:note1ztuhycg5tvx24xzlr0kfh64p8853s57nvkl74huppykwj03c54usp0yeqk


I somehow got on this kick of watching gameplay videos of Garten of Banban. Never heard of this video game until recently. And boy is the lore deep.


Huge


ok. i don’t know what i just agreed to but i’ll do it.


Interesting


Plz keep us update i’m here for this


Before I die I want to have a joint birthday party with Beyoncé


After almost 4+ years, 487 comments from 19 reviewers...

the spec proposal for adding v2 opens (aka dual-funding) to lightning is officially merged as spec in LN!!

huge thanks to Bastien Teinturier, Rusty Russell, Dustin Dettmer,
 Matt Morehouse and countless others for their review and input on the spec.

doing spec work is a really long process, that requires so much work and input from lots of different stakeholders. it's probably the hardest type of work a programmer can do, and i'm so so thrilled that we got this over the finish line!

what's next?  splicing and liquidity ads!

https://github.com/lightning/bolts/pull/851


I think that’s an L3 so Litecoin.

Checks out 😂


This is a new one (not my pic) https://i.nostr.build/LKdm.jpg


Closer to 140 hours. I am catching up to Michael Saylor.


Helloooo 😏

(Really like how you will post this but not text me back)


I miss y’all. Come give Tatum a kiss.


I will be on Simply Bitcoin today https://www.youtube.com/live/_EgepEU0nQc


PLAY THIS SHIT AND TRY NOT TO SMILE https://open.spotify.com/track/0Ftrkz2waaHcjKb4qYvLmz


I had some extra pillows and stuff on my bed and i woke up and they were on the other side of the bed.

I must have slept hard and/or been having some crazy ass dreams


nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft Plz help him so he will stop asking me for help (I don’t even know what he’s asking not sure why he’s asking me)


Who remembers Papa MILF? That was a fun era of Nostr. https://i.nostr.build/L60m.gif


If the boards don’t have a PIC (which they’re starting to not have them at all anymore) it’s all or nothing and the whole ASIC shuts down and won’t hash unless it can find 3 good boards.

As for repairing this one, the MOSFET exploded so essentially that board just turned into scraps for other components.


Fiat has destroyed a lot

But fiat has absolutely decimated the insurance industry, specifically health

Not a lot of people are ready for that discussion


That’s a good question. It will probably just become a parts stock. The outer 2 boards can theoretically still be used entirely, the middle board can be gouged for tons of board-level components. Which, I find joy in playing Operation on boards.


Bitcoin after dark

(the only time I can find to work on research) nostr:note10ud80dn4vgg4psl4vneg26kemnw3jqyuz0fgy78jlwzjhnayaajqzy4nya


Chris just texted me and said “I told that Ghost guy ‘gn’ but he doesn’t know I’m staying up later lmao” just so you know nostr:npub18dlusgmprudw46nracaldxe9hz4pdmrws8g6lsusy6qglcv5x48s0lh8x3


Same


Mining doesn’t come without some oopsie daisies. Sometimes this shit just happens. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://i.nostr.build/6DkO.jpg


Just noticed the date says Nov 27, 2023… Unsure if that matters but definitely interesting 😂 This machine is one crazy mf


Trouble shooting a miner. This is what I find 🤣

If you’re unfamiliar, an ASIC is actually the individual chip that is on the hash board in a miner. There are 126 ASICs on each of the 3 S19j Pro board. If something interrupts their connection, the whole board shuts down. And if there’s no PIC, the whole machine shuts down.

Basically, here, out of 378 ASICs, it found 372, thus shutting the entire fucking machine down 😂 ffs. We were so close to greatness. https://i.nostr.build/jPw5.png


Absolutely love him. He’s one of those gems that they find on Kill Tony.


New Orleans⚜🏘🌞

#fixthemoneyfixtheworld #BTC #bitcoinrocks nostr:npub18kpw3akvdsyk239lx0jgwksr74sq4nlha3r8u9g2rnrhztfpfhysy469c4

#🍊👤 #OrangeMan ₿ {828078} https://image.nostr.build/e3122254422ee9e17f94540418a2a7aea808b0508fecc264d1095ebbc1400b2c.jpg https://image.nostr.build/9b9e7ebea8ba25bdf11723fe8418e03de3c33df9e68fcc14d3c9fefa06a5435c.jpg https://image.nostr.build/5b1b6c2d0ab180a33200bd3895f295881eb51bec496f425f8273090d40bbf274.jpg


I’m also working on charting valuation of different models based on capital allocation put against the actual efficiency of the machine too. I’m hoping to come up with some pretty definite conclusions based on purely math alone.


I’m 6’4 and forklift certified

FYI


Yes


Population: Tatum


This is taking a wild turn


Eshara stfu and come get in my pocket


Girlfriend left me because I wanted to wear my Apple Vision goggles during sex


Looks like 5’9 for men

(He says in 6’4)


Oh shit. Will is hacking into Nostr. nostr:note1vd0sx5n085vr30hw6ftveu892t3xhppn44dka97z2w670krkfw9sf32sf4


Ma’am …

Above average ≠ tall

😂


Unfortunately, I have some bad news

(They are dead)


Unfortunately, close to 50%


Heard that


You just said you’re still sick tho


Hashrate could theoretically drop to near 0 and it would correct itself, would just take a little while until difficulty adjusted


That’s part of my thesis, if government does kill major mining, and everyone is running a jPro or an S9 or a few or even some Bit Axes, the game changes.


Interesting https://i.nostr.build/m6Kj.jpg  nostr:note18gyh37sktpkjwfnqxgrhjtlnc0h5vyte7jq9hntpnn02dhqw6p6ssqyghf


Should I do a partially nude calendar with ASICs


Significant mining is sadly no longer for the pleb. And it’s getting further away constantly too.


TIL Anthony Mackie is from New Orleans https://i.nostr.build/zVG3.webp


Would if my car wasn’t fuckin stolen


Also the “D”

Seen several messages as notes 😅


New pod this week with Adam O of Upstream Data.

Oil/energy, bitcoin mining, economics, and more.

Subscribe so you don’t miss it https://youtube.com/@TatumTurnUp https://i.nostr.build/m6Lx.jpg


We back on Tanel Hasn’t again?


I’ve noticed this a few times. However when you tag him, I see @ben for me


More like Craig Wrong


Doing some research https://i.nostr.build/m66q.jpg https://i.nostr.build/EPPG.jpg https://i.nostr.build/JooO.jpg https://i.nostr.build/rnnj.jpg https://i.nostr.build/Z77l.jpg


Bip the rong


Some shots from the past few days in New Orleans. Mardi Gras is one of my favorite seasons down south. Most every job and school would have the first of the week off until Ash Wednesday. It was my favorite part of living in The Boot. Hate I’m missing it this year.

Laissez le bon temps rouler! 💚⚜💜 https://i.nostr.build/W9YD.jpg https://i.nostr.build/Qq9v.jpg https://i.nostr.build/6DgK.jpg


Just walked to my favorite little pizza spot, enjoyed the weather (it’s nasty as shit, but I live that), bout to run to the store for a few things, go home to a clean and organized apartment, gonna woke some smeed, and watch some TV. What a day it’s been.


Oh shit! Breaking out the contacts!


What stage of Nostr is this? https://i.nostr.build/rn0d.jpg


My brother and I are seeing him in Denver this year. Man is pretty damn based.


Final form is loading https://i.nostr.build/zVK8.jpg


If you’re zapping, pretty sure it’s 100% straight to streamers wallet.


So I am about to start back streaming on zap.stream. Was hanging out with a buddy who was streaming on Twitch and got to talking and I’m saying fuck it. I’m back in the stream game. You may see one pop up tonight, who knows. Much planning to go but we’re so back.


Also, the weather itself wasn’t drastically cold either during that experiment, so that may have played a part in it.


Yeah. I live in a tiny studio though. Even then, sometimes I think I might need 2 because it gets so cold. But I did an experiment when I lived somewhere else where I went on vacation for about 5 days and I just let my S9 go in my office on the floor with no air circulation or anything, just opened up all the doors, and the whole apartment (900 sq ft 2 bed) was about 88°F when we came back. So it may just take a little while to reach those ambient temps. But also, I think 2 S9s is a good number for an apartment.


Nah it sounds like a solution.

Because same.


Kid is brilliant. Tell him his buddy says hey.


Oh I absolutely love melons


I have 2 favorites (very loose term)

Romans 12:2 “Do not conform to the patterns of this world, rather transform your mind for the renewal of Christ”

Psalm 18:28 “You oh Lord keep my lamp burning, my God turns my darkness into light”


Want to have a sleepover in my cardboard box this weekend? Guy down the street bought a refrigerator so I made some major renovations.


Sacrifice convenience. Until then you are not free.


It’s a super rinky-dink set up and might pose long term issues depending on your climate, but when I turn my S9s on to heat my apartment, I put the intake against the window and because of the cool intake temps, it keeps it relatively quiet. Experiment at your own risk. The fact it’s snowing outside probably isn’t the best decision for me to make rn 😅 But it looks cool and I’m a psychopath


Is there an ask a bro if he's okay day? Because there should be


Oh are we back on this debate


Yessirrrr https://i.nostr.build/xMXk.jpg  nostr:note12k4f5y60s702psqg3xlazwfwga9g5jsnqka4447luz5run4qvvcsjqytlm


Snowing outside. Got the good tunes going. Windows open. Have yourself a day Nostr.


I’m here full time, don’t know about any meetups that I’m part of happening for a bit, but if there’s a guest of honor in town, we’ll always get some plebs together and enjoy some good food and beer


It’s a doozy for sure


Me except it’s the OMG TBA Coachella 2023 closer https://youtu.be/dFfC92iBxNw nostr:note1lh246lex4qylsf89j4h4zsdnyeqj9gwk2zwy9zqj7yulyv79dsksdpj2at


*chefs kiss*


It was an excellent place to chill out in the 5°F temps


That means a lot considering I am just an idiot that enjoyed learning about niche electronic components thank u


And my job


Brrrr https://i.nostr.build/Z7qE.jpg


I’m imagining him sitting there then just looking up and going “UH OHHHHHH…”


Do I hear a meet up happening??


You get a little cold for a few minutes? 😁


Can confirm, this is what my day-to-day looks like


#bitcoin miner ⛏ https://image.nostr.build/ad727380cd19e177aecc3feb4efd6b41ab62b3fdec6ce0c51514618bf63959fc.jpg


Ah yes. I have yet again evaded the watch


Absolute squad https://i.nostr.build/zV30.jpg


The flight alone at this point is $750 minimum 😂


The extremely fiat urge to get on a flight to New Orleans this month for Mardi Gras…


Bane coat came in nostr:note12k0ngr9eza0k8wfdfktgqphmk3582cjyzxenp40t5ckyp57zpm7sxmgs2d


Awesome. I’m in Denver.


I said it best in the video. Nostr and Damus has changed my life. nostr:note1q558vxdlekhdpu098q9ens9yf9p42xzdnyxsgaddunfnjr3x2cgq290zns


Nostr’s dead. And I killed it. nostr:note1rj3guzcdkrzuxw7zs42h84naavtgps3gmdwt0223seaq5vjurn8qzq2x62


Worked on here and over there


njump?


Thought about you the other day. Miss you. Hope to run into you again soon.


The first ASIC miner (Excluding USB sticks, whole different story) was released 11 years ago. The Canaan Avalon A1 (or Avalon1).

It was released when the global hashrate was 20 TH/s (you could probably do that by overclocking an S9 today)

A year later, global hashrate skyrocketed to 10,700 TH/s

A year later, it super skyrocketed to 334,000 TH/s.

ASICs changed the game. Will anything else? (I swear to God do NOT bring up quantum)


Bro I don’t even got one


Having a lucid dream where I start a relay within my dream to communicate this note.


No. Just in case it happens. And wanna have it on record. Never know.


Yes. I did. I also didn’t know that people were breaking them up so I was trying to do 100 straight and I got to like 25 or something (struggling fighting for my life) and threw up.


Negative


These are questions I wish I had answers to


It’s a simple program that I’m open sourcing.

Step 1) Get angry about something
Step 2) Go to gym
Step 3) Play loud music
Step 4) Pick up heavy rock
Step 5) Put heavy rock down
(repeat until anger is gone *and* you feel like jello)
Step 6) Don’t eat like shit

Really simple and I am able to lift buildings now


Can’t sleep. AMA.


Also when I die I need someone to make a montage of my life with this song over it https://on.soundcloud.com/vVFx7fqrRXYejwM19 nostr:note1r3laza4uguzx2sqhm8r5txnxsyhk8f90kycv5m49uxp6q3ppll5q64ae4l


When I die, I want someone to write a book about me. I don’t care what’s in it. As long as nostr:npub12hcytyr8fumy3axde8wgeced523gyp6v6zczqktwuqeaztfc2xzsz3rdp4 illustrates it.


Destroy what destroys you https://i.nostr.build/O6vE.jpg


You are not prepared for my final form https://i.nostr.build/z2W3.jpg


I need Mallers on Between Two Nodes to get some of that spicy mic drop shit you say with me asking the questions


Where the UTXHoes at


For me, specifically Heath Ledger’s


Wait until I start on mining


Thanks for the info. Bookmarked and going to dig deeper.


Ah. Understood. What do you recommend as far as smallest UTXOs and how many you should have? Like I completely understand why you wouldn’t set your UTXO minimum at like 1m sats and just have tons of 1m sat UTXOs. Where do you draw the line of consolidating new UTXOs into those others?


Alright kids. So. The Federal Reserve is basically what happened to Minecraft when they added Redstone. People were just makin shit. Out of nowhere. Law of conservation of mass? Never fuckin heard of it. Neither has Jerome Powell. nostr:note19gcvpxsvj56c2rj3vgthrzpdsz6692xr7rzdvlv9cp8t3g7st4jqm055ll


A lot of my issues are delayed privacy clean up.


Why so? Genuinely asking because I could have the wrong idea.


You also fail to understand how many fucking tiny UTXO’s I’ve somehow collected… I seriously don’t know how I fucked up this bad.


You fail to understand that I’m retarded and will accidentally pay 100 s/vB somewhere along the line.


Yeah absolutely. I still don’t think they’d become unspendable, but it is definitely a possibility. If you’re doing that, I think best case would be to dedicate a wallet for kids, grandkids to inherit, deposit at the frequency you want, and then snipe low fees to just get that UTXO as fat as possible. If it’s a one time deposit just to set it and put the seed phrase in the will and never look back, I think it would be safe to deposit at least 3m. That will also allow for you to manage that UTXO amongst others if you have to add on later based on how the fee market evolves over the course of years and years.


I’m eating a shit sandwich without the bread because on top of UTXO consolidation, I have to do some wallet consolidation as well. Can’t wait to spend half my entire stack getting those fuckers into one place.


Yes


I doubt they will, at least in our lifetime. I think your smallest for super safety should be about 1m. Larger if at all possible, but over time if it makes sense with fees.


You don’t. It’s just kinda a learned part of it.


😂😂😂 The Mandarin from Iron Man 3. nostr:npub17u5dneh8qjp43ecfxr6u5e9sjamsmxyuekrg2nlxrrk6nj9rsyrqywt4tp I know what you’re doing for halloween next year


MY MAN DIDN’T DO ANYTHING FREE HIM


The things I would have done to be at this show https://youtu.be/dFfC92iBxNw


I would like some discussion.

In my eyes these are the top 4 best villains of all time.

Oddly enough all 4 are from 2 franchises.

Thoughts? https://i.nostr.build/AVWO.webp https://i.nostr.build/nEXa.jpg https://i.nostr.build/0loM.png https://i.nostr.build/2WAX.webp


https://i.nostr.build/BKQY.jpg  nostr:note12k0ngr9eza0k8wfdfktgqphmk3582cjyzxenp40t5ckyp57zpm7sxmgs2d


https://i.nostr.build/jDXl.jpg  nostr:note12k0ngr9eza0k8wfdfktgqphmk3582cjyzxenp40t5ckyp57zpm7sxmgs2d


Someone lemme hold $200 real quick because I really need a Bane coat all of a sudden https://i.nostr.build/6oLz.webp


Me and nostr:npub1csamkk8zu67zl9z4wkp90a462v53q775aqn5q6xzjdkxnkvcpd7srtz4x9 are the same person


PAUSE YOU WHAT????


If you wanted to know the Between Two ASICs staff, here is a list:

Host - Tatum Turn Up
Editor - Tatum Turn Up, nostr:npub1yrg4fkd7y509cenf3eg66rrnn2sffl7tj75ejkjwhmyv8k2s39wsqhxqcj
Writer - Tatum Turn Up, nostr:npub1yrg4fkd7y509cenf3eg66rrnn2sffl7tj75ejkjwhmyv8k2s39wsqhxqcj
PR - Tatum Turn Up, nostr:npub1yrg4fkd7y509cenf3eg66rrnn2sffl7tj75ejkjwhmyv8k2s39wsqhxqcj
Legal - nostr:npub1yrg4fkd7y509cenf3eg66rrnn2sffl7tj75ejkjwhmyv8k2s39wsqhxqcj
HR - nostr:npub1yrg4fkd7y509cenf3eg66rrnn2sffl7tj75ejkjwhmyv8k2s39wsqhxqcj
Risk Management - nostr:npub1yrg4fkd7y509cenf3eg66rrnn2sffl7tj75ejkjwhmyv8k2s39wsqhxqcj
Operations - nostr:npub1yrg4fkd7y509cenf3eg66rrnn2sffl7tj75ejkjwhmyv8k2s39wsqhxqcj
Chef - nostr:npub1yrg4fkd7y509cenf3eg66rrnn2sffl7tj75ejkjwhmyv8k2s39wsqhxqcj
Foreman - nostr:npub1yrg4fkd7y509cenf3eg66rrnn2sffl7tj75ejkjwhmyv8k2s39wsqhxqcj
Bar Tender - nostr:npub1yrg4fkd7y509cenf3eg66rrnn2sffl7tj75ejkjwhmyv8k2s39wsqhxqcj
Head of Transportation - nostr:npub1yrg4fkd7y509cenf3eg66rrnn2sffl7tj75ejkjwhmyv8k2s39wsqhxqcj
IT - nostr:npub1yrg4fkd7y509cenf3eg66rrnn2sffl7tj75ejkjwhmyv8k2s39wsqhxqcj
Janitorial - nostr:npub1yrg4fkd7y509cenf3eg66rrnn2sffl7tj75ejkjwhmyv8k2s39wsqhxqcj
Babysitter - nostr:npub1yrg4fkd7y509cenf3eg66rrnn2sffl7tj75ejkjwhmyv8k2s39wsqhxqcj


Probably so. nostr:npub1yrg4fkd7y509cenf3eg66rrnn2sffl7tj75ejkjwhmyv8k2s39wsqhxqcj usually just sees those emails and moves them to the trash. Plausible deniability. I think…


This is so much better than the original “Didn’t read, Never selling” one 😭😭😭 Thank you!


I will admit, I have been on X a little more recently. I’m not sure why. I think it started with my fomo of some events I couldn’t attend and didn’t like seeing on Nostr out of pure sadness, but that’s neither here nor there. I’m back. It’s whatever.

BUT. One thing that is happening over there is that nostr:npub1fnn2h0tgm2mwnl0kar5ez25wztum2w0q0rrrf326n0ljn999znwsqf4xnx is getting some hella recognition with the Tokyo Citadel remix!!! And OH MY GOD THIS IS SO HARD!!!!!!! Run this video UP please!!! Shout out to Kweks and nostr:npub1e2wk36e9vg8uw40phrrkkhc4tax8a9ken3fjcyy63vmdyz9aee2sk9el27 for this one!

https://youtu.be/3ikAvRd8I74


Will try to find and share 👍


Have I made it because I casually got name dropped by nostr:npub14mcddvsjsflnhgw7vxykz0ndfqj0rq04v7cjq5nnc95ftld0pv3shcfrlx on What Bitcoin Did? Or have I failed because nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a basically said she doesn’t like how I look? https://v.nostr.build/nEA3.mp4


Average night in Louisiana


I thought they were just kinda silly and funny at first (which they are) but toward the end…

🚨MINOR POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT🚨

When they showed the collassal titans, someone made a video about their facial expressions and how they think that they were stuck in their feelings when they realized what they were doing against their will. Some were scared, some were angry, some were numb, and none of those titans had a smile or anything.


Greatest piece of fiction man has ever made


I stepped away for a bit. Thank you for showing that you also have a massive cock and are in the alpha male crowd. Always good to have more players on our team.


Insurance covered my car lmao


Hey nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs


I got the whole week off next week. I will be sleeping for approx. 5 days straight.


Building a 10 MW site is so tiring. I’m beyond exhausted.


Cold aisle go brrrr


Running Bitcoin https://i.nostr.build/xljm.jpg


Due to “health concerns” (they found fentanyl in the bear) they totaled out my baby 😭 I want to be very clear, I STILL 🩷 moms and I will bounce back from this! Pour one out tonight for my soldier! Gone but never forgotten! https://i.nostr.build/kX9a.jpg https://i.nostr.build/56Vy.jpg  nostr:note1fl2ehknfpt2jx930ex36kncwyzy73sgqgqgpxvww4sk5p3knp5ashqwsf3


But who will find the blocks?!?! https://i.nostr.build/3JyX.jpg


You actually do need a pickaxe to mine Bitcoin https://i.nostr.build/dqaE.jpg


“What have you been building, Tatum”

A 10MW mining facility nostr:note1tcx5fa3y9klgakmuxzknpcwk24hnnrdnvpukcnlgwthl8rk06vrqg20a6s


I am here. I have just been sick. And building. Hard.


You bring up a fair point


Deal


Between Two ASICs is on the hunt for sponsors!

If you or your company would like to support me in continuing to add horrendous cringe and a few laughs to your Bitcoin feed, please reach out!

Nostr DMs are… Well… Nostr DMs, so best way to contact me is Telegram or email (trcfire@gmail.com) (The betweentwoasics domain is broke for some reason…)

2024 planning is in full swing and I’m fucking bullshit to say the least.


*Me with a full mouth eating my MRE and crushed saltines mixed with siracha*

Alright now let’s not get crazy


Awesome! Very good research! Yes!


I’m so tired of his “internal investigations”


I AM SO FUCKING BULLSHIT


*sigh*

Between Two ASICs Incorporated LLC (DBA) Tatum Turn Up is now hiring for a full time HR person. Unfortunately the person Derek is reporting WAS our HR person. nostr:note130ltderrafnk9m5t7a83wu0wzy8kvkcx92g29yctlxpyqh7xekrqt2ghxa


Hey thanks for watching and sending me 69 sats! Your support means the world!

(Sent from the cardboard box on the side of my apartment building I just got evicted from) nostr:note1k6c5xrlmg9a0777wwhfwfzrcfyql8drx2h0l8nrn8yq96sx75gsq3t0q68


Oh no I agree. I was really tongue-in-cheeking there. Trust me if someone sent me 69 sats and said “This will buy you an even better car in X years, hope it helps” I would commit obscene actions. Especially being a content creator, the cost/revenue of my videos is grossly out of balance.


… yet https://i.nostr.build/nOKn.webp


Yeah… Uphill battle…


Usually the comedy is me failing so I’m game


WHEN I HAVE nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx ON BETWEEN TWO ASICS THE ENTIRE EPISODE WILL HAVE ALL CAPS SUBTITLES AND WE WILL BE YELLING THE ENTIRE TIME.


Let’s fucking ride. https://i.nostr.build/J537.jpg


Post or link me some of the rawest most savage moments from the bear market. Whether it be interviews or conference talks or debates or whatever. Just some raw “GFY” moments. Working on something.


New year. nostr:npub1w64uxt9xmuhdfq6mmeypveme46svvfphx4r69yndmjsgask6knwqjx0ymf is back.

Follow for smart stuff.


One thing that I’m excited to work on into the new year is a project I’m calling “Altcoin 101.” Before you make assumptions, let me explain.

Something I’ve always tried to stay true to is to not hate what you don’t know. No matter what it is. In that same regard, I am going to be doing deep dives into various shitcoins on an intelectual and fundamental level with the view of them being a solution to a Bitcoin problem and disproving that.

This idea came from an Uber ride where the driver was fairly knowledgeable about Bitcoin (relatively), but thought that there was a scaling issue, and thus came to the conclusion that XRP was the solution. He had never heard of Lightning and was very open to learn about it. I was able to help him understand Lightning to a degree, but was not able to disprove any of his XRP claims. We have created a relationship and I’m going to keep working to move him over.

I want to share this research with you all as I conduct it so it gives you a ground to argue against shitcoins without just saying “they’re not Bitcoin so they’re bad.”


Good afternoon and Happy New Year Nostriches!!! I wanted to share some updates that you all have been so kind to keep up with me about!!

Last week, I received a call from Denver PD that they recovered my car!! While great news, hold your applause. We got everything situated where it needs to be with insurance and repairs, however it was deemed a biohazard. And after my own investigation… I think that’s appropriate tbh. This means that the shop cannot operate on it until a biohazard team comes out and runs some tests. The main thing they’re looking for is drugs. If they do find any traces of drugs, we were told that insurance still may total it.

The rest is very “TBD” unfortunately, but I’m happy to have a little bit of closure. The only damage that we noticed was the broken window, and they left SEVERAL presents… I’m still preparing for the worst and hoping for the best. Thank you all so much for the concern and kind words. And anyone who’s voluntarily sent me zaps specifically for my car, I will NOT forget it and will still use them for either a new car or for some sort of positivity in the world. You guys rock.


No 24 hour stream today. Some things came up, everything is good! But I cannot make a 24 hour stream happen! I need to plan further ahead. Thank y’all for the support!


I’M NOT CONVINCED THATS NOT ME 😂😂😂


I will never take Damus for granted


🫂

Damus will try out a subscription in the next month or two


I have big goals for 2024. To name a few:

- Start posting more serious content on unique perspectives
- Receive 90% of my income in BTC
- Publish my essay

And more I should prolly write down


Will just dumped on the the market and tbh I think it’s kinda cool

(especially when your market is like… how many people? 7?) nostr:note1utcntr8hdwhhqxuhpj500wzcdmtknhcu6p5zlrk2x6tr8hy2qsnqma2dnz


YES


Aw man watafak


Tap in https://nostrnests.com/roundtable


nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 😬


Roundtable if anyone wants to join, we're gonna #savetheuber
https://nostrnests.com/roundtable

nostr:nevent1qqs932mgxz0cuewsuy6md5myxzz4x0pvvah5hvl0y24lrm79cafykhspz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8xar0dejhytnrdakj7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmp0qythwumn8ghj7en9v4j8xtnwdaehgu3wvfskuep0qydhwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytn0wfskuem9wp5kcmpwv3jhvtcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpzdmhxue69uhk7enxvd5xz6tw9ec82c30qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qgewaehxw309akxjemgw3hxjmn8wfjkccte9e3k7mf0tyhc4z


Can I hop on a call with someone well versed in Lightning? I’m trying to help someone understand and it’s a very unique and specific person.

Got to talking with my Uber driver and he understands Bitcoin. He brought up the ETFs, the halving, he’s got a good grasp on it. He thinks that the main value is going to come from it being a medium of exchange. That’s not the main kicker though…

Unfortunately… Somehow he came to the conclusion that XRP was the scaling solution. We’ll talk about that later, but it turns out he doesn’t know what LN is. Because of his base knowledge, explaining it to him was very difficult because he thought of LN as sort of a… token? He couldn’t understand how it was Bitcoin and I couldn’t explain it either in the short period of time.

The dude is awesome. He seems extremely open to learning. He was never “Oh you’re dumb for not being in XRP” or “XRP is the next big moon” and THANK GOD he did not just push false hopium facts. We exchanged contact information and I’m talking with him later but I need some assistance.

I wanna talk to him about other things like Liquid too but I think Lightning might be the first thing he needs to hear. Dead ass wanna talk to someone tonight because I think there’s hope for this pleb and he was mistakenly steered down the wrong path.


Yes


Find joy in the little things https://i.nostr.build/EMOK.jpg


Hey nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 what’s the best way to contact support? Not for an issue, but I wanna see if I have things set up right and good enough to accept donations for my stream. Any tips or resources?


IF YOU SEE nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx POSTING IN ALL CAPS, YOU SHOULD START STACKING HARDER


Yep. I think the ETH/BTC chart especially since the merge did it for him


That gif is me and you when we hook up a miner in Tanzania


Can’t wait for that text from him 😂


My parents are coming to visit me this week, but I’m trying to work out the details. I will be doing a 24 hour stream on zap.stream with donation incentives to raise money to buy a car after someone decided to yoink mine. I don’t have a goal yet, but will outline it all.

As of right now, the stream will go from 12/31 at 8pm MST to 1/1 at 8pm MST.

This is a tentative schedule but I will keep you all updated.


Good news. After months of convincing, I finally got my dad to sell his ETH and ADA for Bitcoin and it is sitting comfortably in cold storage. We did it chat. We did it.


Hope they can ship in time for Christmas


y’all ready for the first 24hr zap stream!?


I’m not asking for donations. I’m asking for help monetizing what I’ve done for virtually free for a year. You don’t know my finances.

I’ve filed a claim with my insurance. This is just a big blip in my budget. I’m just trying to get help to put in the work. Not get hand me outs.

Go actually fuck yourself.

24 hour stream next week. 12/31-1/1.


I’m not asking for donations. I’m asking for help monetizing what I’ve done for basically free for a year. I have my finances in order. But I didn’t budget for a fucking car being stolen. I am not spending out the ass to do this shit.


YOOOOOOOOOOO


How you him?
You don't even ride for yourself.
Where tf your car.
😎🍾🫡


You can’t destroy me. I’m him. https://i.nostr.build/A2xE.jpg


THE FANS NEED SWAPPED WHERE DID YOU PULL THESE MINERS OUT OF THE FUCKING DESERT???


Lmao I’m not begging for hand me outs you fuck I’m asking for advice. Go do a cannonball on some exposed rebar!


I come to you on a more serious note but not the type of serious that constitutes a nostr:npub1w64uxt9xmuhdfq6mmeypveme46svvfphx4r69yndmjsgask6knwqjx0ymf post.

Unfortunately, I was the victim of auto theft this week. I’m thankful to live in a place that is pretty good with public transit, but this is a big loss for me.

This is unfortunately a pretty life changing loss in my book both monetarily and just for general every day operations. A major set back.

The suspect broke my window along with what looked to be about 3 or 4 others based on the glass on the ground, and made away with my car somehow.

Unfortunately I’m not in the ideal financial situation to deal with a stolen vehicle. So I am going to put the pedal to the metal on monetizing Between Two ASICs now. So if you would like to help with that, whether it be resources, connections, etc., I’d be happy to link up.

As Nostr DMs are still kinda funky, you can message me on Simplex or Telegram which I will include links to below.

Thank you in advance.

https://t.me/tatumturnup

https://simplex.chat/contact#/?v=1-2&smp=smp%3A%2F%2F1OwYGt-yqOfe2IyVHhxz3ohqo3aCCMjtB-8wn4X_aoY%3D%40smp11.simplex.im%2Fr8wzP44HWLLPwdlKxe_EFCJNJgXKy-fA%23%2F%3Fv%3D1-2%26dh%3DMCowBQYDK2VuAyEAUs-jDnzIrA6JoR6OfAPvMdDNpFk24CwPt1n3ok0AL0s%253D%26srv%3D6ioorbm6i3yxmuoezrhjk6f6qgkc4syabh7m3so74xunb5nzr4pwgfqd.onion


Oooh.. Going to look into this. Thank you!


Will be in touch. Thank you bröther.


I’ve done my fair share of streams. Longest being about 12 hours. I can do 24 ez.

New years stream. 24 hours. Start on the 31st and end on the 1st.

Who can make a graphic.


Dude I appreciate that more than you know… I’ll remember this. Thank you.


I’ll make it out alive. Somehow managed to make it this far!


Negative. Not holding out too much hope.


I will livestream new years with incentives if y’all donate lmao


It’s an old weird grandfather policy and I filed a claim, but waiting to hear back from them. Knowing insurance companies, that’ll be a little while especially with the holidays lol. Hoping for the best though.


bread


I can max out at 7. The hard part is obtaining now.


Hope you tuned into another legendary nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8 Christmas Special this year. 6 1/2 hours of pure alpha. Happy to produce it along side him again this year. https://i.nostr.build/wr6x.jpg


Jim Browning, Scammer Payback, all these people doing the lords work I love it


An insane amphitheater venue in Colorado. It’s an experience. nostr:npub12gyrpse550melzx2ey69srfxlyd8svkxkg0mjcjkjr4zakqm2cnqwa3jj5 I’ll hit you up next show I see


He had like this inflatable playground thing as his set and at one point he just started throwing himself all over it. Insane. Love it.


He played this live at Red Rocks and told the crowd “GET THE FUCK DOWN MOTHER FUCKERS” and then it was a long pause and he goes “getthefuckouttabetbitchgo” and everyone went ballistic. Top 10 moments ever.


I wanna go down it


I have a BANKING AND FINANCE degree

LMAO


Really appreciate the UTC nostr:note1hjjvq6qmx3xsa6salwjv2v7pjt3wnn25ecl9xfgpq55qynddqyss5l5dam


Those curtains are great if you work weird hours. Otherwise they can be dangerous and keep you in bedddddd 😂


We were told about a “scratch italian” place and this is what we got https://i.nostr.build/OyP5.jpg  nostr:note17w5fhe52jlk32lh5thfexqqsuqd5q3qhswzu45lm8vjpy2j5hdlq4vtjsl


Yo Oklahoma kinda ass no offense to anyone who lives here but not a fan


Thank you for specifying that your hands are only wet because you just washed them rather than piss on them! I now think that they are wet because you pissed on them!


Promise?


Hey if you’re here because Twitter is fucked I just wanna let you know that I’m hot and sexy that’s the only thing you need to know about Nostr nostr:note1wmzscec65hjxaks7nmda55v2vxuzyte9p6qrtgycdt4r8rg5jseq6yran4


AHHHHHH YES YESSSS BURN TWITTER BURN


NOSTR LITERALLY FIXES THIS


TWITTER BROKEN

NOSTR PARTY


No hot tub stream


Yes I used to be a Twitch whore


Now that I got my PC set up I’m starting to stream again. Exclusively on zap.stream. Games, IRL, video editing, all of it.


In my spare time I’ve been known to pick up heavy rock out down heavy rock


Full bun achieved.

If you get haircuts you’re short Bitcoin.

Argue with a wall.

(I’m joking shut up) https://i.nostr.build/qR4Z.jpg


Today I'm launching Flare, a video sharing site built on Nostr! 🎉

Like YouTube, Flare lets you upload, view, comment, and like videos from your favorite creators. BUT unlike YouTube, we can't strike, shadow-ban, or demonetize you just because we disagree 🤗

Since Flare is built on Nostr, you are free to serve your content from anywhere and consume content from any kind 34235 client you'd like.

Check it out at https://www.flare.pub/ 🔥
https://v.nostr.build/VygA.mp4


Dude casually builds YouTube but with sats and notes.

Another day on nostr.


One decade ago, nostr:npub15dqlghlewk84wz3pkqqvzl2w2w36f97g89ljds8x6c094nlu02vqjllm5m tweeted that Bitcoins days were numbered.

Props to him for listening and learning.

Props to him for leaving his mistakes undeleted as well.

This is what growth looks like.

https://x.com/saylor/status/413478389329428480


“This offsides penalty is brought to you by..”

Companies will sponsor fucking anything


Subtle New Orleans reference https://i.nostr.build/Oyko.gif


Not nostr:npub1w64uxt9xmuhdfq6mmeypveme46svvfphx4r69yndmjsgask6knwqjx0ymf


Bro why so many AntPool empty blocks lmao


We should ask nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 how he handles it bc he’s got shit down


Shut up


Do not talk to me nostr:note1nt7gt3xtfskl36yrldtvu4zyqwmhtnjhtd3mtf2l7p5p2ddkagasv02lc2


Nostr, as a protocol, is a Colorado Avalanche supporter


Are you watching the Avs game, anon?

#GoAvsGo


Update: Still scared nostr:note1nfdawmh4pw4saksax5xxhj3ues4vp6xklm35qpkvlxne7vgdhy0suv9hpk


ONE YEAR AGO TODAY

I LOVE NOSTR SO MUCH

IT HAS ACTUALLY CHANGED MY LIFE

LOVE YALL nostr:note1wgexjvujt7srua4nwhkhr726n23hghkcw3hzf3zp8u0zdekk6z0qznaxz9


My uber driver just straight up shit himself


Banger song https://open.spotify.com/track/4r78MzXCMGiYK3YnlbhGJb nostr:note1wlknaers4jfntvk49htax5rnuk53pqp5cn76wwstzva8hmt4cc2sx5ey9l


The Tatum + nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m dynamic on the court is unmatched nostr:note1h4wy04jmpdx94adsmxk7ca24vae59m9nm9qgejgcaa4l63l0qersc5aknx


Finally got my playstation hooked up just in time to play Spider Man Miles Morales before Christmas.

It’s a Christmas video game go argue with a wall.


Bro 😭😭😭


No way! Mom’s is too! I didn’t know there was anyone else that knew that place existed 😂


Mississippi checking in.


We’re live. If you’re not here you’re dead to me. nostr:note1h0sre6wzgc2z34ywgcma7gtxje5p4vtej73rakm3z87v9vz8ug3q30ugvv


If y’all don’t come to this in 12 hours I’m going to blow this whole place up

Is what I would say if I was an evil guy

(Loop hole!) nostr:note1h0sre6wzgc2z34ywgcma7gtxje5p4vtej73rakm3z87v9vz8ug3q30ugvv


🐸 The 24hr Frog Talk 🐸

We’re proud to present the speakers for the sixteenth hour of the frog-a-thon! 🎉

| nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 | nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d |

https://nostrnests.com/frogtalk

#FrogTalk #Frogathon https://i.nostr.build/vaKa.png


Go look at this thread. It’s insane. nostr:note1w025vy8afz4atp3ekrqe890nuvl4jr5aglv7ep9wk2lvnpzrlwvszf94wc


How much to make one of these of me in a vest fighting wizards


I’m plugging in every miner I own. Even the V9. Even the S7.


Gimme a miner or the vest gets it https://image.nostr.build/92bc6edfd0fd8914d88d878cd956d8a5a7396649f11a2e6d2a21a0bbf7a05c4b.jpg


So, nevermind on that nostr:note1cr5y0f2888hxevdee8mj2mspkt983vtmsjg0t5gvs2m79tsm2ass5h09qa


I’m bored. Gonna go open some lightning channels and consolidate some UTXOs.


Remember when I said you should buy a miner?

I hope you did, anon.


Turning my Damus shirt into a sleeveless crop tomorrow


Oh by the way this is nostr:npub1m7fjc8z7t00jzrgkfm4kzvnv4chf04rq9ykpke0rpe0ke2kud24qmg0l4p and he got tall


The Adventures of Eric and Tatum. Coming to VCR June of 2043. https://i.nostr.build/oagW.jpg


Monday is my Nostr anniversary what do y’all wanna do to celebrate


I 🩷 MOMS


Unfortunately 😭


LOL the ‘chilling miner’ reminded me of you guys nostr:npub16tnq9ruem6evwmywhu69xxl0qk802f03vf8hftvkuvw0n7mmz83stxcvw5 nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d #mining

https://image.nostr.build/478c09f828cc8c58f108f4c32f1cc4c5a020276e54b312a5c477bebbe01c25ab.png


Ah, Deoxys’ enemy! ;)


I love the fact that this legend got banned for this


He had a movie 😭


I don’t lie, mommy

I 🩷 MOMS https://i.nostr.build/7wDV.jpg  nostr:note185f9575xke2fzv2u0r3x0jtcyqrag7zalsxdn02v0mx66rlmk8ysgvj545


Bro is playing 5D chess


I have a bumper sticker that says “I ❤ MOMS”

And it’s true

I’m a sucker for a MILF


Tried K once. Talked to a statue of an angel. Said I was “telling her secrets.” One of the greatest nights of my life.


Yep.


Idk what this is but thank you. Got it.


Banger


Top tier choice


Aaaaabsooollllll


Legend


What’s your favorite Pokémon?

I’ll start

Deoxys https://i.nostr.build/8wmG.jpg


Shit https://i.nostr.build/zaPZ.jpg  nostr:note1ju3spe4q7thr0hh4a0vcez7rw6eqq2nfger4dze873a8tueqjqas3atxn7


What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

Including my vest

My vest stayed in Las Vegas

Rescue mission is a go


HE STOLE MY WHOLE FLOW nostr:note1v46xng9jewav2gps0ma5m7efxu2f8zu4zj4z3axhq4vrhmnncxeqtlkw8x


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