Someone said that today on my US train lmao


HARD!!!

Song: https://open.spotify.com/track/3PjbA0O5olhampPMdaB0V1 nostr:note1t4cy762m9k2l8qdszejjwfalsdlgj9pecujp2xvq6htau06n5vwqd0tt88


I BELIEVE LUKE AND THE GENTS BUILDING OCEAN HAVE GOOD INTENTIONS AND WILL PROVE THAT OVER THE NEXT FEW MONTHS.


What the hell is going on anymore 😭😂


WHY Marie. WHY.


I moved from New Orleans this year to Denver. It’s extremely different in weather and altitude. Like. Inhumanely different.


I’m just gonna make a purely Tatum calendar


That’s what I hear


Fees, shmees


The table/mount. Trust me it looks unimpressive but shit took me an hour and a half. I don’t know why it was so fucking hard.


Ha I was just messing around I did make the TV

🤲


Edit to add: the stand, not the TV.


Just built this and it was hard everyone say good job tatum https://i.nostr.build/oaEQ.jpg


Snowing in Denver. Still not used to it. Still gonna go out and play in it. https://i.nostr.build/KwOX.jpg


NOOOOOOOOO


No no I like January. Because I know that all you ladies are gonna put your calendars up, and either forget to change them for the rest of the year and just have me on your wall, or intentionally not change it after the start of the year.


Okay. Homework. I will get this shit back to good. I will redeem myself.


IT WONT EVER FULLY SYNC

THIS IS WHY I DONT LIKE LIGHTNING

BECAUSE LIGHTNING DOESNT LIKE ME

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


MMMMMMMMMMMMMM EVERY TIME I THINK TO GO SELF CUSTODY FOR LN THE FEES ARE BANANAS AHHHHHHHHHHHH


HAPPY WII SHOP CHANNEL WEDNESDAY


Literally text me back


Thank you


nostr:note1sa0ydx4xn3hskpallm5mnsjl93je840vzyxl7lpyjz8jryn6g2ys0c3x28 nostr:note12jkdl4a2ejlht6y52z744fmjjzrqw2yjtzxquaayx6ek7qpv7mssm0jy0t


I was two time state mascot champion fyi https://i.nostr.build/Q96q.jpg https://i.nostr.build/6gqv.jpg


Build your citadel. Oil your kill switches. Stack KYC free sats. Sacrifice convenience. Become free.


You ain’t gotta twist my arm she just gotta text me back


#TUNESTR nostr:note1mkhwl6lnlf7atyjljevs9nyahvx647l07zpcegvxz7n8kj0tmd2sglhqm8


NO WAY. LOVE THIS.


Have you heard of nostr:npub1lr2zzf989mvf393y0tv39ara6a4vddkd6y87z784up9vl6ks6j3qtudl6a lmao


Maybe not under the radar but Scrooged is a tradition for me


I have updated my Spring Parties playlist lately. It started as a day drinking playlist and has evolved into the best playlist of all time objectively. Take a listen if so. The vibes are high. Drink to it. Smoke to it. Drive to it. Vibe to it. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3fqhISbuFKgECbfI1NZ7pi


Good morning cowboys


Damn. Thank y’all. So much. https://i.nostr.build/MQgJ.jpg


You may not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like. Hell ya.

Don’t think we missed the tie either nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d nostr:note12y4v8frkdzcpgmj7sww8rvc4x8f63qjmc69ftsqvsqrdxql7ytrs2ltnwl


I gotta claim September for me and beyoncé’s birthday


This is my entry https://i.nostr.build/YMw6.jpg  nostr:note1prk3kf4gj39tumc65jv4r9u4v57lcaxkvjr4c262fjjlwkea65lq54ksw4


What the fuck is this calendar that I’m hearing about


You look like shit


#TatChain https://i.nostr.build/JlD7.jpg


Yessss YESSSS!!!!


All of a sudden I am a Bernie Bro


Especially after figuring out how to turn the text green within the terminal.

Hackerman.


Bro a girl just told me I had a nice ass

Compliments men never knew they needed

I am feeling confident and sexy and kinda bashful

I am simply HIM. I AM HIM. LET. ME. COOK.


Would


“Now used by more than 5 people” I’m dead


Lolol. No Kingsmen was just about basically an everything app that led to mass genocide essentially.


Just watched Kingsmen. Adding that to my “rewatch as a Bitcoiner” movie list. Freedom tech FTW.


The #GoAvsGo hashtag is only my notes currently

I am challenging… Nay… Commanding that everyone here is now a die hard Avalanche fan

Welcome to the cult


New npub: nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8

That was his old one that he somehow nuked

Great moment in Nostr


What an insane comeback to finish in reg. Down 5-2 to end the 2nd. Ended the 3rd on top. #GoAvsGo https://i.nostr.build/GOdX.jpg


What. A. Week. https://i.nostr.build/PogZ.jpg https://i.nostr.build/Wqav.jpg https://i.nostr.build/QzV8.jpg


THANK YOU I HAVE HAD ABOUT 50 BOATING ACCIDENTS THIS YEAR nostr:note1p6urqzzhxdy0j78vxsvfn4l8ky0fafjym5nwe7wngx6l6ltf7g6sp28ex4


Holy shit


Fighting for my life right now


I am so fucking bullshit and not the good kind


hey I’m Nathan fast nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d


Betweeen Two … https://i.nostr.build/WqKL.jpg


“I don’t know if these guys are counting cards or fucking retarded”


nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s dresses up for his interviews https://i.nostr.build/2ORP.jpg


God I love this guy 💜💜💜 hands down my favourite thing about our #nostr journey this year has been all the incredible friends we’ve made. It’s unreal. nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d https://image.nostr.build/c3f34e90b27359a35db46cf18826f29e046356d1c7531655927b3a0f3a1a3f88.jpg


#GoAvsGo https://i.nostr.build/Mdgk.jpg


I got beta access to Damus 2.0. It’s like Damus but crunchy. We will not elaborate.

nostr:npub1h50pnxqw9jg7dhr906fvy4mze2yzawf895jhnc3p7qmljdugm6gsrurqev nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s https://i.nostr.build/27G5.jpg


Didn’t have cash because I don’t have a card. Luckily I’m at a fucking Bitcoin conference where I can buy US dollars like a statist cuck. Thanks nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5. https://i.nostr.build/deAO.jpg https://i.nostr.build/OdJO.jpg


You got married? Wtf. We were supposed to have a Nostr love story.


I hope she sees this, bro


Really makes you think


STFU!!!!!


Daddy? https://i.nostr.build/Vma7.jpg


Streets are saying I’m him https://i.nostr.build/Mdmk.jpg


Watched Interstate 60 today and it was based in STL. One of my fav skylines.


Bringing this banger back https://i.nostr.build/BJ3K.jpg


There was an active shooting situation about 4 miles away.


As far as I know, everyone at Unconfiscatable is safe. I’m with the Simply Bitcoin crew at lunch and far away from any danger.


Landed https://i.nostr.build/7Jyn.jpg


Most expensive happy ending ever


Hmu if you’re gonna be at Unconfiscatable this week https://i.nostr.build/BJdY.jpg


Love Tailscale


Just tried going through airport security with steel toe boots AMA


Pictures taken moments before disaster nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx https://i.nostr.build/6JDn.jpg


Not progressive web app???


> 2 ASICS


I’m actually unsure, it’s from a while back. The .stl files are on my hard drive that’s dormant rn. It was a work in progress to try and make some functionality, but production got held up due to me just forgetting to continue.


PLA 😎


gn psychos https://i.nostr.build/lyQw.jpg


GIVE ME 11 HOURS DADDY IM OMW


True https://i.nostr.build/KJll.jpg  nostr:note1purkvtc444e7xl65effup9gdt450vecp4dstlkq6fusrtk5ud2sqd72pw2


Going to Vegas y’all need anything?


https://i.nostr.build/0knM.jpg  nostr:note1574469d6zg4uju27rp9wgyh2zj0awcqf3dj8txey9je6vhskgrnsj740nq


And Uncle!!


Yeah I been busier than I expected. WHICH MEANS… nostr:npub1w64uxt9xmuhdfq6mmeypveme46svvfphx4r69yndmjsgask6knwqjx0ymf has a lot to talk about 🤫😎


NEO. TAKE THE FUCKIN RED PILL YOU PUSSY. https://i.nostr.build/gykm.jpg


Same and I have no idea wtf is happening


See you soon™


Who am I seeing in Vegas this week?


1) What nostr:note1wcqujrc3k75l09pjmt4aj6egzcrtemdpfm0tz2enqpnh40xzc32qq77xct


I’m gonna assume you mean me and not Eric


My best friend nostr:npub1m7fjc8z7t00jzrgkfm4kzvnv4chf04rq9ykpke0rpe0ke2kud24qmg0l4p https://i.nostr.build/ryAa.jpg https://i.nostr.build/ZXlP.jpg


Hey guys. Want to share something very heavy. I have been diagnosed with a very serious disease.

It’s called icantstopbuyingminersitis.

That’s right baybee just added another to the hashing arsenal.

One day I am going to thank this version of me for having one helluva low time preference. One day.


The fact you’re asking for permission scares me but I think that’s fine


Ayyyy aha whaddup


I hate him so much but this was hard as shit lmao https://v.nostr.build/xxvG.mp4


Zettahash


Hey guys. Welcome back to another episode of Between Two Swimming Pools. Today’s guest is a MSM Bitcoin FUD journalist.


Mother fucker we’re measuring in Eh.


We are going degen mode baby nostr:note1mguthcm6g0vwp20h85hf7lzhv6mjq6y4k8knx3zwrclpzn4xlnxq096h26


nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d uses two swimming pools worth of water every 10 minutes. Cancel Tatum!

https://image.nostr.build/3190b164db49d4eebcbb19ead89a698d8d731918428f9f7483828a6d3b3ce7f1.jpg


Imagine you go to this party. And there’s a lot of cliques. It’s the big shots, the jocks, the popular kids. You are not in that category. But you try to weasel your way in and fit in. And so does another random guy you’ve never seen before. And another. And another. You see other random people doing the same thing with the other cliques too. They’re being kind enough to let you stand there but they aren’t talking to you or anything. In fact, they’re whispering about you under their breath.

Well, this guy named Luke sees that and he’s like “Yo screw those guys. Let’s go have fun without them.” So you follow Luke and y’all are having a blast. Then the other guys that were awkwardly standing around the clique you were in come over too. Then the guys that tried to fit in to the other cliques. What do you know, we’re having the time of our lives. We don’t need to be around other people to have this fun either, we’re all just being ourselves. We’re having so much fun that these popular big shots are mad that we’re having fun.

And guess what. We don’t give a fuck. nostr:note103rtv34234c0qc0w2v04nuzh4uvvf78zxft4kjt2dvf0q334zrgsl97t83


MSM journalists: “Dammit we can’t dial this FUD shit in”


In an effort to combat rising sea levels due to #bitcoin mining induced climate change, bitcoin miners are being asked to process even more transactions to consume the excess water, leaving climate activists baffled. https://image.nostr.build/d047fd3815b95600ded3c0d0b63ad1b1e8832d5171c12cb4495d1c375165c425.jpg


Do they think we’re eliminating water? Destroying matter? Directly just breaking the law of conservation of mass?


nostr:npub1qtvl2em0llpnnllffhat8zltugwwz97x79gfmxfz4qk52n6zpk3qq87dze mining 😏 nostr:note1hy7y66ex08evrvvrh0tzspyy30m20hgkuq9avvv7w6sda0ffpqas372ack


I tend to disagree. I look at it as an incentive on the current protocol for small miners to ditch big pools for increased transparency and counted work. Of course it’s not an automatic “decentralization,” but it’s giving opportunity to disrupt current pool dominance. This is, imo, a great way of doing that pre Stratum V2.


Wait why…? Did I miss something?


Here’s my ELI5 in this note I posted. It’s more than just the censorship. It’s basically a pool built for small miners. When I say small miners, I mean anything from a single space heater S9 to like a shed of 40 S19j Pros. It’s gonna draw plebs out of the big pools. With this pool, there’s also no wasted work, every share is counted. nostr:note1kuyjqeg9z8fnsv54nys45y8mqmcqner2juj6ywpjezeneafmyt7qknv8pa


His methods are beyond your understanding


Wrrrrrap

(i listened to way more that 6,155 minutes, I just used Tidal most of the year) https://i.nostr.build/rxGa.jpg


Want some heavy ass Christmas music? https://open.spotify.com/album/0KFHRTPO0Na2urb69czjhM


Yeah. I went so cold I had to post it a dozen times or so just in case anyone doubted that I was freezing.


CryptoCloaks is the shit. And I’ll say their space heater kit is a good value.


That’s awesome. Can you take my pfp and make me hot?


Absolutely. However, that does not look like an S9 or even an S9k as listed. Looks like a T9+ (only 10 TH/s), which I wouldn’t spend $150 on if it was fully hashing, but I bet it’s not. Also looks like it’s missing its top which is also not a good look. I wouldn’t buy that miner if I were you, unless you could knock it down to maybe $50 and that’s generous.


Fight me


I love Braiins, don’t get me wrong. The key difference with Braiins is transparency and accuracy. There’s no duration periods, wasted work, scoring hashrate, custodial parties, anything like that. It’s also a different pay structure completely. Braiins is FPPS where Ocean is TIDES (which is new). It closely resembles PPLNS if anything.


😂🫡 https://image.nostr.build/0bf763c67de34a8f01b3480f6368bd910b4fdd548ad69fea08d70117327f2821.jpg


Need a framed picture of nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5's famous “Bitcoin you dumb fuck”


Just convinced someone to use nostr:npub1qtvl2em0llpnnllffhat8zltugwwz97x79gfmxfz4qk52n6zpk3qq87dze and helped them set it up (took 5 minutes) and in that discussion, someone else decided to buy an ASIC specifically because of Ocean.

Yeah this pool is gonna change things.

cc nostr:npub1lh273a4wpkup00stw8dzqjvvrqrfdrv2v3v4t8pynuezlfe5vjnsnaa9nk nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m (is Mechanic or Jason on Nostr?)


Not entirely sure. Moves around too quick to get a good sample size lol. But it looks like it’s either by size or fee. https://i.nostr.build/6g8W.jpg https://i.nostr.build/B62K.jpg


Awesome to hear!!!


Still in awe of today. Feels good moving in this direction. I feel like the timing was perfect. But I can’t explain why. Happy to be contributing my hash, and I’m now a proud nostr:npub1qtvl2em0llpnnllffhat8zltugwwz97x79gfmxfz4qk52n6zpk3qq87dze boiler!

Already over 100 PH/s!!!

Great job nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m and nostr:npub1lh273a4wpkup00stw8dzqjvvrqrfdrv2v3v4t8pynuezlfe5vjnsnaa9nk. Amazing event all together today. https://v.nostr.build/PKXZ.mp4


The next few days are going to be cool watching Ocean grow nostr:note1x5c7jg3cd9y8ppr6tdw7wg9hzc3p557ws7lfsx6vdpcxhg352vrq35wucl


BANGER


Buddy you are walking on thin ice and i’m starting to hear cracks


Objection your honor. Leading question.

(Got you Derek)


I was in at 35.5 PH/s

Boiling Oceans early baby


Congrats to the nostr:npub1qtvl2em0llpnnllffhat8zltugwwz97x79gfmxfz4qk52n6zpk3qq87dze team! https://ocean.xyz/


Holy shit Charlie Munger is dead


(I know I’m on the wrong account ignore this)

I think with the sunset of getwork because they were also trying to re-decentralize pools. Which is about when Slush came along and developed Stratum.


Kaboomracks is where I source all my ASICs *that I want to and expect to work*

Never gotten anything bad from them.


I’m dying. Welcome nostr:npub1pq2ll9l7qdmxsfqyrd5w9gul8c7ftqy9yepcqvc8a2l2ys9zhd6sk42rew! 😂 https://i.nostr.build/Even.jpg https://i.nostr.build/rxdB.png


That’s exactly what I saw first too.

Cycle the design team.


That was cool to watch


Currently live on nostr:npub1qtvl2em0llpnnllffhat8zltugwwz97x79gfmxfz4qk52n6zpk3qq87dze. Will post updates as I learn more. This is awesome. https://image.nostr.build/5eb273288f1b981d51fe23c35d476648acb420b0a2d63d4a51a113ddba5b5c45.jpg


*refrains from being mean*


#FitCheckstr


Hard to say. Likely a small component was shifted on the inside that caused an unintentional arc. Pretty rare. Usually a result of terrible handling up until that point.


You ever had a Whatsminer PSU explode in your face?

I’m a changed man.

I also need a change of pants.


Build your citadel. Oil your kill switches. Stack KYC free sats. Sacrifice convenience. Become free.


It is inevitable


But Mike he looks sad


Unfortunately


Yes


Stratum V2 has taken over my life and I don’t think it’s a good thing

I’m going insane


What if Guy and I just start a month long limited podcast and someone tally up our airtime at the end.

Was supposed to be a joke but that actually sounds awesome hahaha


#Alby #memestr nostr:npub1getal6ykt05fsz5nqu4uld09nfj3y3qxmv8crys4aeut53unfvlqr80nfm https://i.nostr.build/99RJ.jpg


Two of my favorite websites (strictly on their design) are https://satoshilabs.com/ and https://block.xyz/

Best experienced on desktop in my opinion.


Such good marketing, he said the name in his argument against it.


I wish I could tell you. Come back later.


I will be honest. Even as a mining nerd, completely understanding Stratum V2 from the ground up is extremely difficult.


Beautiful


Good morning/night Nostr. About to be 3am in Colorado. I’m up working and building. And you are too, you might just not know it. If you’re able to see this form of communication, you’re building. Stay freaky!


10/10 picture


Dumbass question. How do you do these long form posts on Damus? I think I completely missed that lmao. https://i.nostr.build/AQyR.jpg https://i.nostr.build/nx5n.png


Nothing yet. But there’s an event at 8:30 MST about the future of mining with some very respectable people. I’m just very excited for it.


This is my Super Bowl https://www.youtube.com/live/CDhzRrf9sWk?si=h04cc4aAnrRAfdE0


Inside me there are two wolves

One is nostr:npub1w64uxt9xmuhdfq6mmeypveme46svvfphx4r69yndmjsgask6knwqjx0ymf

The other is nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d https://i.nostr.build/MM8E.jpg


Also I didn’t dox my last name. If you take an ez 5 seconds and about 7 clicks, you could find it lol.

Anyway my social security number is 421-81-4927.


I promise I’m gonna stop cross posting my other profile. Just tryina let it be known today lol.

I am the #aLgOrYtHm


One research project I’m embarking on is one that I actually thought of accidentally. It will be looking at different thermal conductivity in thermal paste used on ASIC chips to measure performance in hashrate.

It may sound weird, I know. But while reapplying thermal paste to several hash boards, I inadvertently used two types of thermal paste with different thermal conductivity, and saw a minor difference in temperature readings when testing them.

I’ll be using different thermal pastes (based on W/mK) on a control (S19j Pro 100 TH/s) with an adequate sample size (likely 3 known fully hashing machines) and I will look at power draw, chip temperature, and hashrate over the average of 12 hours in a controlled climate.

There is, of course, a point of diminishing returns, and I hope to find that to see the peak optimization in a machine based on a tiny factor such as thermal paste. It may be minute, but it very well could be large enough to consider.

Much to be done!


Hello!

This is Tatum, but the more serious side of me. I wanted to make a new account where I can separate the fun part of me from the actual unique and informed opinion part of me. I am still using my other account (nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d) and will likely use it more than this one, but feel free to follow here if you’d like to see a different side of me.

I will be using this to give my opinion and takes on breaking Bitcoin news, mining, progress on my essay, research I’m working on, and more.

Hope you enjoy!


“The Wizards are being mean to me again”


Awesome sauce.


Since starting my new account and manually switching back and forth, noticed a lot of crashing in Damus. No trends really. It seems random.


“Profitability” in mining is very subjective. Most people count it as covering costs to run the machine with the rewards it produces. This is usually at a large scale.

To me, I personally believe that as long as you can run the machine, you are operating profitably. The first KYC free sats that you earn (in my eyes) put you in the black. It’s all relative to your time horizon.


Meet up? Like on a video call?


Random question that I just thought of out of pure curiosity:

Say I download Damus or another iOS client with my Apple ID that I’m required to use to download apps. Explain to me like I’m not a Dev how my newly generated nsec is not tied to my identity (at least my Apple ID) or any network that I’m using. Because in my head it makes sense that it could be linked one or both of those ways, but also I’m stupid.

Genuine question out of curiosity.


Send him this https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_be90ac6f3c106ae432269d6f9ace0864eab73f283b9eb70f7804c8342c190067.jpeg


HIM NOT YOU!!!!!!!!


Got 2 new (to me) miners for the collection. T17 and S17+!


Jesus Christ this is psychotic


Some of the main things I plan on talking about here:

- Bitcoin news (more specifically on a protocol level)
- Mining news
- Mining research I’m doing
- Progress on my essay (which will include questions to you)


nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d

https://i.imgflip.com/87dy7c.jpg


Verifying that this is me. I’d appreciate a follow if you’re interested to hear what I have to say. nostr:note1dwv05c2k6guw904lednyzwhgk2dwczc53nzd60g73q24u400tf7slv49w8


Really don’t know if my essay is gonna be done by halving. This could be a good thing though. The halving could reveal more evidence for my thesis, and at the same time, could reveal evidence against it. Though I do not think it will.


KYC is fucked up.

But when they start KYCing cats, that’s when I’ve had enough.


Yo guys. We can talk shit about Derek and he won’t see for a while. Pass it on!


#YetAnotherFuckingBitcoinPodcast


People keep sending this to me https://v.nostr.build/GnYe.mp4


Loving listening to nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u and nostr:npub14mcddvsjsflnhgw7vxykz0ndfqj0rq04v7cjq5nnc95ftld0pv3shcfrlx riff. They need a podcast together. https://fountain.fm/episode/suifcT8E6fKsxwikgoL3


Opsec is especially important when practicing civil disobedience


https://i.nostr.build/7VjV.png  nostr:note1uw8rk7p7a3csrw4cz3lftdas2vd27ep6m6fjs0y8pmm3d7zlfm0s9jmemw


THINKPAD FTW nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s


Fight to death


I was two time state mascot champion fyi https://i.nostr.build/Q96q.jpg https://i.nostr.build/6gqv.jpg


McVay is the man. Season has been weird with Stafford’s mild injuries (i unfortunately think his time is coming to an end) and Kupp’s rough start. But Puka has become the star of the show and I think that next season will be telling. We just gotta lock in a good QB.


Wanting to get back into One Piece but it is SO LONG. I think I may start passively watching though.


Oh my God. The ending is perfect. There was so much they could have screwed up, but executed it with so much precision. It was the best finale I’ve ever seen of any show.


Sorry, I am part of the #RapunzelProtocol faction of Bitcoiners.


I’ll list things that I like to talk about that is not Bitcoin or Nostr

- Attack on Titan (and some other anime, just really big on AoT)
- Los Angeles Rams
- Weeeeed
- Cajun / southern food
- Stand up comedy
- Comedy podcasts such as Almost Friday and Tiny Meat Gang
- Photography (Equipment, scenes, events, etc.) (Also I’m a Canon maxi)


Do y’all think nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8 will let me come to his Christmas special this year? I kind of made a disaster of it last year… https://v.nostr.build/jr79.mp4


I love seeing nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m when I open Nostr. Love you dude. (In a non parasocial way)


I HAVE SOME GOOD STUFF IM WORKING ON THAT IS TOP SECRET THAT WILL BE REVEALED IN *checks watch* LESS THAN A MONTH


Reminds me of this https://youtube.com/shorts/ogcCHEU9A9Y?si=CfwB_IyDSH_Hz_NI


I’m high as nuts and just watched this for like 5 minutes


Orderrrred https://i.nostr.build/44BD.jpg


I hate that that’s the only way I watch TV now lol. Wait till it’s all out and watch it in a few days.


You’ll be there???

I’ll see you with my half of the BFF pendant 🛡


So I need new fans… Forgot that I swapped them (for some reason???) when I moved, so they’re not even stock, they’re aftermarket. Need to get some Noctuas… nostr:note1hy0mhzglua5u3gvvxmv0k5ne9hw0ac8w4p9x6j7sxd5m9gjd32fqy4gf7h


Wait I just realized… I can plug in my S7s and V9 profitably because I don’t pay for electricity 😭😭😭 I’m geekin rn 😂


It’s a studio so I can mark out a section with some painters tape if that works.


I dont pay for electricity. My apartment rent is all-in. And I checked. It’s not variable.

I’m about to have so many fucking S9s running in this bitch…


Yessss YESSSS https://i.nostr.build/yx75.jpg


Hooking up the miner. It’s cold as shit.


Just learned today that snowy weather makes me not wanna do shit


I’d probably like your mom

(Yes I got an I❤MOMS bumper sticker) https://i.nostr.build/69vK.jpg


Good night Marie

Time to log off


Hell yeah


Jordan B. Penison


I should have never asked this nostr:note12st3usj4sz2xvj2fp4nl7tug62av26lr2qlv6duasmrkylr4nk4set5n8m


Man no matter what you say on Nostr it always somehow comes back to penis

Please for the love of God keep Nostr weird


AYO!!!!


“Tatum I still don’t understand what it is that you do or what these bits of coins are”

“Well Uncle Cletus, I’ve explained it to you about 50 times and I’m starting to think you’re just a fucking idiot”


Cheers


'Pretty sure beer is there.'

An acronym used to direct confused people towards beer at Bitcoin conferences.

Example:

- Hey, where I can get a drink here?
- PSBT.


Banger alert: nostr:note1lr7f523m48mevnxwszcgx403rh5gfl0rzf0w23t0g4zu9x4e8cnswqzl86


What does PSBT stand for*

*Wrong answers only


I started my #bitcoin education by watching four dorks on YouTube, and today, finally, I get to be one of those dorks! 🫂 https://i.nostr.build/LYAQ.jpg  nostr:note1y667dtjv9jjyxhqwrrzy73ah2mqzh74rwlt0jh3825nm4afakuvs0y74h0


lol no


As we all go home and wind down the night before Thanksgiving, I’d like to say I’m thankful for most of you. Definitely not all of you. Nowhere near all of you. But I’ll say most of you.

Love you freaks 🫂💜


Y’all remember when y’all helped me raise 2.7m sats for The Ability Experience?

Just thought about that.

That was really awesome of you guys.


Ohhhh I also haven’t tried audio/video.

UPDATE: My research has not been extensive enough. Will report back later when I have evidence to make a claim and not just larp.


Absolute legend


DEREK WHERE DID YOU JUST PULL THAT OUT OF nostr:note10t5ejm74d5drd847v9yhu9vrcyjtchavz4ctaa6z32g5xzqnwsusdn3e52


Interesting. I haven’t had too many problems thus far but also haven’t stress tested it.


TAKE THE ORANGE PILL NOW OR GET THE ORANGE SUPPOSITORY LATER


Y’all remember those Nostr clients last year that prompted a metamask log in?

Yeah I think a total of zero of them are still around.


Have you tried out Simplex? I haven’t tried the group chat feature of it in months, it was pretty rough at first, probably better now. But direct messaging is great.


Daaaaaaank


love thanksgiving. built so many traditions with my family and this is the first year i’m not doing any of them. that’s growth though i guess.

but i’m glad im not gonna get the “i don’t understand what you do, tatum!” from relatives i’ve explained it to 100 times and they just choose not to listen lmao.


wtf it’s taken me 6 minutes to realize this isn’t a gif. It’s supposed to be. Day ruined. nostr:note19cga3qnnk3g8y22ypvvexppna50ktnzczy4wzv6klpw2t2dw5glqghrjpl


Had a manic “covid took away my last semester of college” crisis and bleached it. I actually kinda liked it.


I think I’m following https://i.nostr.build/BYVw.gif


Gotta bounce boys. Keep doing these.


Hat with "21" on them > fucking Bitcoin crocs


I'll be a bad Bitcoiner and say it. I like subtle Bitcoin clothes. Crucify me.


AYO USM IS BLACK AND GOLD


F2Pool lol


ALEX STOP WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD


Damn this show is falling apart. I hate when Mom and Dad are fighting.


Deoxys maxi


Wait I think I heard that once before ...


My brother in christ you changed your input


Yeti Blue maximalist


Just want to let y'all know that y'all are two of my favorite people. In case you were wondering. Kings.


What it do baybee


#STOPYELLING


I uniquely like each episode for different reasons, but that one sure is up there for me 😂😂 Thank you! Led to nostr:npub1cn4t4cd78nm900qc2hhqte5aa8c9njm6qkfzw95tszufwcwtcnsq7g3vle getting a pretty insane compliment. “A better Jack.” If you wanna check it out Nodl: https://youtu.be/BcKMirGx5zc?si=UpSpXNQp-BESH7Iz


Vouch. Never gotten any bad equipment from them. Except for when I explicitly ask them to send me broken equipment. In that case it’s bad. Which is still a net good.


Unfuckingfortunately, one of the outcomes I thought about was that people using F2Pool just don’t care. Not F2Pool users exclusively. I feel like a good bit of people mining don’t pay attention to pools like we now know we should.


I will say, I was unfamiliar with this situation. Do you have a link to a write up or anything I can look at? That’s curious.


Watch pool dominance over the coming days veeeerrrry carefully


lol this reminds me of that saying “You may have freedom of speech but you don’t have freedom of consequences”


This news about F2Pool raises a lot of flags, and I think this is a pivotal point in mining pools. I think that we might see some big changes in pool dominance not only from F2Pool, but also other pools. This might be wishful thinking, but this may be the emergence of more decentralized mining. Of course, you have the choice of what pool (if any) you mine with. But now there’s an even closer look on “why” you choose whatever pool you choose. Yes, pools are always going to exist, but best case scenario in my head is that more smaller pools emerge from this as the discussion continues. And by “more smaller pools,” I mean tight knit, friends and family type pools around 5 EH/s or less even. Just recently F2Pool also returned that obscene fee paid on accident, and it’s followed shortly by this news. We’re about to take a lot closer look at other big pools to see what we think we know and what we actually know. This is interesting and I have a lot of thoughts, but I need to sit on them for a bit.


The shitcoiners are coming around

At least they know https://i.nostr.build/AY0o.jpg


To me, this is an ACTUAL “Why is no one talking about this” moment


I want you all to know that this very well could be a huge turning point in Bitcoin, both/either good and/or bad. Game theory will play out, but it very well could enable even more censorship and a greater level, if not worse.

I didn’t even discover this but I’ve spent all night going through possibilities and reasoning and am prepared to talk about this.

https://b10c.me/observations/08-missing-sanctioned-transactions/?t


I say so. Because it allows you to customize your end destination how you want to, both with your preferred fee environment but moreso your UTXO(s)


Qualifications check out 👍


Could not have been a more perfect timing for the discussions at the Ocean event next week.

cc: nostr:npub1yk3pjtw0xnpmuvnf3z6un72z42t83xye69d4jsfxq2z54pera85qcwyya6 nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m nostr:npub1lh273a4wpkup00stw8dzqjvvrqrfdrv2v3v4t8pynuezlfe5vjnsnaa9nk


Going to be interesting to see this play out.


And just like that, Tatum became serious and smart on Nostr


F2Pool apparently censoring transactions. As of about 20 minutes ago, Chun stated they removed the tx filtering patch for now. https://i.nostr.build/7kZl.jpg


Damn Rabble, glad you’re okay. Can’t be too careful on a cycle. Every day I wonder if I’ll make it to the train in one piece…


This was me in college you dumb fuck it says it right there


Imagine if I had Nostr back then https://i.nostr.build/MYZd.jpg https://i.nostr.build/g8vQ.jpg https://i.nostr.build/VBdA.jpg https://i.nostr.build/KYZy.jpg https://i.nostr.build/9YZQ.jpg  nostr:note1r9fya2mc23yutd658gakqy0yr4zc4ayu7lrp8mu2arg9p6832hrqv46rtd


No fuckin shit. I was wondering if I was the only one on Nostr. Hell yeah. ODH.


I just came across a large vault of college Tatum

Ready to see pure degeneracy? https://i.nostr.build/LYZn.jpg


https://i.nostr.build/0qR6.jpg https://i.nostr.build/2MmA.jpg


No money & good taste = best combo??


We must show Nostr what real food is


This is my Super Bowl.

nostr:npub1yk3pjtw0xnpmuvnf3z6un72z42t83xye69d4jsfxq2z54pera85qcwyya6 super excited for your panel. nostr:note1sg0hywqunsdsc2mqa8dvdrfz7nz58ytdxxyce5ufadea7f9fkukqgwjd6d


You’re insane if you think I’m missing this.


Bro someone just bet $5 on a 7-leg parlay and it hit.

Got payed out $130,000+

Mother of God


Mississippi/Louisiana checking in


Setting up my apartment alone and finding out I need more stuff along the way is going to be the end of me.


Maybe I will see the creation of all 21M Bitcoin https://i.nostr.build/l6dP.jpg


You better hope when you dunk those ASICs, you never have to touch them again. Spoiler alert, you will.


I am Terahash Tatum. The S19j Bro.


No! https://i.nostr.build/8yQB.jpg


Tatum: *has a couple of drinks at the bar*

Tatum: I fuckin promise you. This is objective truth. The dual sided PCB S19j Pro is the best pleb home miner if you can get 240v power. But you try doing anything at scale, you better get you some Whatsminers. Also, immersion fuckin sucks. It’s a psyop. Also, I think I love you. https://i.nostr.build/3gjk.jpg


That is dangerous, friend


The setting up. But I did just build desk.


Hit me uppppp


*Refrains from making snarky GPU mining comment and enjoys the joke*


Are you trying to just log in? Or stream?


Soon™

Working on that


Fuck y’all this is never getting done nostr:note12nw0klcd7d8gkqna4rww56j07t6zlwdka4xfcr0xtez0hsuj4a2qnpm4tr


Next time someone wants to buy a Blockstream Jade, use code TATUMTURNUP. I’m just curious to know if they still have my code active lol.

(I don’t get any commission but you will get 10% off, if it works)


Nosturkey?


Saying that Nostr stands for “Notes and other stuff Tatum by relay” is still one of my best contributions to Nostr


Choose your fighter https://i.nostr.build/mBOx.jpg


https://i.nostr.build/XzOz.jpg  nostr:note12zuqz7u5a65est6m0zxhtlsr7hs8g2a7ktzchafatru68q0tfytq96pmht


I got all of my stuff from back home in Denver now (like… everything) and instead of setting it all up I’m gonna shitpost


Working on Nostr 2.0

It’s gonna be like Nostr but crunchy

No I will not elaborate


The walking meme


I am the walking meme


Should I remake the Bean video


Every person this guy makes a video on ends up being a top tier financial criminal https://i.nostr.build/noOg.jpg


Dick and balls


Oh boy… This is a throwback


I hope today is a good day


Wat


I’m so fucking confused https://v.nostr.build/GYYQ.mp4


FUCK


WTF DID I MISS AND WTF DO I HAVE TO DO AND HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO DO IT

1) WHAT?!


Between Two ASICs with Cory Klippsten

https://youtu.be/KZWuoY8kWsg?si=FAH3bj4udwTejpD0 https://i.nostr.build/d9BP.jpg


The Rams are the greatest football team in America

(I’m not sad today)


Need an NSFW warning on this pic 🤤🥵


Congrats to Javier Milei on winning president https://i.nostr.build/WoRR.webp https://i.nostr.build/QlRa.webp


TATUM AND DAD’S BIG DAY IN DENVER https://i.nostr.build/GY5e.jpg


😂😂😂 Don’t worry you don’t have to convince me. Love em to death tho!


The first thing I asked Lyn on her episode of Between Two ASICs was “Tell me about yourself, who is Lyn Alden?”

She immediately answered “Go fuck yourself.”

It all makes sense now. nostr:note183ghmqxmrrly4c6r4mwdfl34y07l9er0k6shqkv4z0w2ltt20xjqzrwadd


Nostr Lyn is awesome


PSA: https://image.nostr.build/9792a3ed03a4fd207236d3ae68f537ccd6a0f9398c2b99d0cb055d6e8cf8fb54.jpg  nostr:note1nffdmh574fcrrlvk75d6em4y23q4shssx6umdg0jwc5l3k94tk5sa4jm2f


Time for some Bitcoin-themed Thanksgiving dish name ideas 🤓

🍽 Coinjoin casserole
🍽 UTXOven-Roasted turkey and Mempool stuffing
🍽 Salad of Satoshi
🍽 Wholecoiner on the cob
🍽 Macaroni and keys
🍽 Lemon poppy-seedphrase muffins
🍽 Double spent twice baked potatoes
🍽 P2Pumpkin Pie


Don’t be sad because you aren’t going home for Thanksgiving

Be happy that you don’t have to explain what you do for work and talk about Bitcoin and face negligent FUD about it from your family on Thanksgiving!

(This is extremely high doses of copium FYI)


Colorado nights baby https://i.nostr.build/8yxz.jpg


He has a point…


we know time travel will never be discovered because the bitcoin price is way too low


That’s a whole ass can of worms actually …

(Serving size: 1 can)

No but fr it, just like most other problems, roots back to fiat currency. ESPECIALLY in America…


Serious question..

Preface: I love lightning. Or… Should I say, I *want to* love lightning. I set up Umbrel about 2 1/2 years ago and it was really really tough learning but ended up getting pretty comfortable with it. Especially when I figured out I could couple it with Tailscale and use it remotely. Through hardware failures, moves, stuff like that, I ended up not using it much. And it seems now… Lightning is almost more broken than it was back then. It was a learning curve, but once you got it, you got it. And now it seems like there’s been so much development that it’s even harder to understand and operate. Like I had a simple set up using Umbrel either on my computer locally or on my phone via Tailscale or through a connected app like Zeus and it was good. It was simple. In my mind, nothing needed fixing. The only “difficult” part was manually managing channels and liquidity every now and then and that wasn’t even hard. Am I wrong that Lightning has become more complex than it’s needed to be? Am I dumb? Over-sighting something?

I also want to add that I’m not knocking any lightning devs or anything like that. Those are the ones that I really want to hear from because they understand what’s needed and what the purposes of advancements are for. They are great people and I love that they use their talents the way they do.


Content creators putting their spin on ordinary things like maternity pictures is sick.

You best believe that when I have a kid, first pic you see of that lil shit is gonna be him/her in a bullet proof vest.


#Nostr has changed my life for the better


As I’m coming up on my year anniversary on Nostr (one month from today), I’m reflecting on everything that y’all have been with me for. I’m talking, y’all saw first hand the single craziest year of my life. My life has changed so much and Nostr let us be together for it. A lot of shitty things happened this year and if it wasn’t for the community that Nostr has given me and the friends I would not have met without Nostr, I don’t know, genuinely, where I’d be right now.

Love y’all so much. Pura Vida. 🫂🫂🫂


We were talking about it in Frog Talk how those days were great. I almost started tearing up. This has been the best year ever for me.


Alright. This is funny 😂 How many people got this?? https://i.nostr.build/OjoE.jpg


The highs will be in the mid-300s today with lows in the 200s. Mempool shows no signing of clearing anytime soon.

Back to you Ron. https://image.nostr.build/e58e1b7e7ae1e1c75ebe59a3f1db61fd19c8c2b374585ee897c0bece85ccd1ab.jpg  nostr:note13v77k89nrdglrdqch4zlx28t5dtqtprvczdw0vyml3a5dvs020gssmvpq9


Get to see my dad tomorrow. Super excited to show him around town.


This guy is pro Bits and anti Sats.

BOO THIS MAN!! https://i.nostr.build/noZg.jpg


Here you go. High on Life 🤙 https://i.nostr.build/v4n5.png


We are planning #Nostrado in #Colorado

nostr:npub1m7fjc8z7t00jzrgkfm4kzvnv4chf04rq9ykpke0rpe0ke2kud24qmg0l4p nostr:npub153xmex42x4chdf757hp3q6zxagykkek7pdgwuwd074964dkyha9s82ryu8 https://i.nostr.build/mBMx.jpg


It was huge nostr:note1rhmeaj39uy8a0c6rps7rdeuj8c07423ukr5j87xgdk572j55jt2q293tf4


December 18 marks the beginning of my journey


No, Wyoming!!!


Holy shit


Yes and he will use it. Speaking from experience.


Fuckin Timbs https://i.nostr.build/GYRa.jpg


Wait until you learn about penis butter nostr:note1hpsvv7f0px4z54ndgmmhy3pgv9rse45yyyf23r4nyufe52d2xkksvwawv5


Tatum. The Colorado Cannon.


Why would she say this? nostr:npub1csamkk8zu67zl9z4wkp90a462v53q775aqn5q6xzjdkxnkvcpd7srtz4x9 https://image.nostr.build/903efc59297c4e5f1e6d81fb9d5ff7f1f545fb3184de2ee5d29deb4b4d2e1683.jpg


nostr is really just a strip club in cyberspace


Welcome to Nostr. I’m the Bean King.


So has this aged well or not I can’t tell nostr:note14msy52l3hxslqrp3nzp0t3tru0lssflp2l3zjun58333r3j9w5jqrk4zjx


The poop is in your room


For posterity https://i.nostr.build/jWxV.jpg


Coming soon, *zeutiny wallet* where the node is literally inside YOU, and only available to use via https://r.mtdv.me/nostatum-download


Alright guys, now y’all are bringing in the council of Ben’s to the drama? nostr:npub153xmex42x4chdf757hp3q6zxagykkek7pdgwuwd074964dkyha9s82ryu8 nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8 nostr:npub1c878wu04lfqcl5avfy3p5x83ndpvedaxv0dg7pxthakq3jqdyzcs2n8avm nostr:note149rjr485ac4w5frntcffyvkzdza9hkyqnl5hjea6d2dz06du8ycqcqnvw3


Holy shit this is fucking golden nostr:note1phv4n042u594nlawmgteryjjftr65ncr8p839f82gq25vlwwvgss5sj767


Grabbed an Apple this AM just because I saw one.

Why tf did I ever stop eating apples.

These bitches good.


Hmmmm 👀

nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8 https://i.nostr.build/3gPx.jpg


Should be sleep

But edit video

Something something profit?


In that thread he actually ended up getting absolutely rekt by his own argument. Completely fuckin stupid post 😂 Was actually shocked he typed it up, and said “yeah this is good shit” and posted it.


I’d say “Oh I didn’t know you had a kinky side” and wink and they would be so weirded out they’d leave me alone.

Trust me it’s happened to me several times, just not with the government. nostr:note1t8nr80sx9mq977a8d5tprck8ugr9x7xcmexxvagz9jxp798982qqlyfhyp


About to scream very loudly


Is there an extra space between “and” and “content” on the third picture? Why did I notice this also.. And why is it bothering me.


Here is a 7 minute video of me showing my mighty beanz collection 13 years ago instead of reading bitcointalk and getting in hella early.

Embrace the cringe. https://youtu.be/-uwyBwFdjPA?si=s_d8tadXnsdmXZhq


Sigh. https://youtu.be/-uwyBwFdjPA?si=s_d8tadXnsdmXZhq


AHHHHHHH


No, Apple, I will NOT be updating the contact of nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d …

He will forever be Twatum Turnip in my phone. https://i.nostr.build/qe08.jpg


Happy to announce that in just 24 hours since I posted about Nostatum publicly, it has over 500 downloads. I’ve also gotten the support of other client devs which means the world. Thank you, everyone.

Y’all help me get nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m to make the switch to Nostatum.

Also, please feel free to try it out and report back any bugs you find.

#Nostatum forever!

https://r.mtdv.me/nostatum-download


I keep telling myself that this could be the new “norm” (probably / hopefully not THIS high) but I was born into an insanely low fee environment so it’s all I ever knew. I started learning about UTXOs when there wasn’t even 2 blocks in the mempool.


Uh uh uh uh


Nostatum fixes this


Even though it’s straight up on an image I have to let you know; https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_3658073cb5e13cdf9153dff2f3857aed0aaccdc796f34c28dd5c943506fcd81a.jpeg


All this custodial vs non-custodial lightning shit isn’t even an issue on my client


“Use only non-custodial apps for zaps” they said. 😂😂 https://image.nostr.build/cfe1dba444d5aaff0546f29c662513b127464b1f5d4cad4b26dce392ea3cfea7.jpg


When fees get lower I’m finishing setting up my nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 wallet. It just so happened that when I fixed the issues I was running into fees went to a billion sats/vB lmao.


Don’t show this to a Bitcoin naysayer. They’re gonna milk this till the end. nostr:note1e2zjdy82kekqg72vvlm9k4g48nwuyd0elqzp0mreg8rpzhhayhyq207p2j


You watched the whole thing?? 😭😭😭


That bean vid is signal and I don’t care what anyone says.


I’m in the process of orange pilling a friend (like starting from no knowledge) and we’re setting up his first wallet. Mempool looks like shit. Had to make an executive decision to either throw more confusing stuff at him and teach him about lightning before knowing enough about base chain, or burn some sats on fees for the sake of education. Took the latter and I don’t feel bad about it. If the cost of orange pilling a guy who WANTS to know about Bitcoin is a 200 sat/vB tx, that’s money well spent.


That bean video is going to haunt me for the rest of my time


One of my favorite things about nostr:npub1ex7mdykw786qxvmtuls208uyxmn0hse95rfwsarvfde5yg6wy7jq6qvyt9 is that if you pull it up in the app switcher, the logo is oriented to look like a middle finger 🖕

This had to be intentional, right? nostr:npub1cn4t4cd78nm900qc2hhqte5aa8c9njm6qkfzw95tszufwcwtcnsq7g3vle https://i.nostr.build/jmeG.png


This is the only true way to get back on the right track. Yes sir.


Damn. Daaaaamn. DAMN DAMN DAMN. 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Forgive me. But I’m about to Doordash because I just realized I’m hungry because I came home late and skipped dinner.

I’m not proud of this.


Feels good to be early to something.


1 month until my Nostr anniversary.

Hell yeah.


She was hanging in Frog Talk tonight


nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m it would mean a lot if you could give me any feedback on my new client nostr:note1gax08ts86yd3ddjqnv80qszts94vqmwsg9mgqgx2jj0w82c24gfqj4v5hd


BRB, deleting Damus and Primal.

Good riddance! nostr:note163cwv493rfv5czlxnnrygewglu559rgj4vxh54t5w3f0as44sgjqcrhr8k


Finally, the client to end all clients!

What #nostr dreams are made of

The internet. UNLEASHED nostr:note163cwv493rfv5czlxnnrygewglu559rgj4vxh54t5w3f0as44sgjqcrhr8k


Quite an entertaining stand up: https://www.netflix.com/title/81635847?s=i&trkid=258593161


Really good client. Impressive. nostr:note163cwv493rfv5czlxnnrygewglu559rgj4vxh54t5w3f0as44sgjqcrhr8k


How long y’all going? I’m getting home late but want to party.


Gonna big dick this zapvertizementgedon and zapvertize Between Two ASICs with 100,000 sat zaps


If you’d like to download my Nostatum client to play around on it and try to break it, you can find docs and download links for Android and iOS here: https://r.mtdv.me/nostatum-download


djmeistro is the first and so far only user of the Nostatum client where all of a notes content is just deleted and replaced with this picture. I commend him for his beta testing. nostr:note1hpartd3yrhusx58u3lfye2sayu8knc26qx8gu3q6j902fkpkl0vqykywgu


Get ya money up not ya funny up yaherd https://i.nostr.build/G6De.jpg


Narrator: She came back very soon


All for the clickbait baby


Hm


Hard as hell nostr:note1e7knqa7uq8uq35yxjw39c8mwf0s8043xpxldt5q57qp0r97caqnqfqmme4


Hey. I’m Tatum and Nostr has absolutely destroyed my sleep schedule.


SimpleX is really starting to grow on me. Still some hurdles, but really REALLY starting to like it a lot. https://simplex.chat/contact#/?v=1-2&smp=smp%3A%2F%2F1OwYGt-yqOfe2IyVHhxz3ohqo3aCCMjtB-8wn4X_aoY%3D%40smp11.simplex.im%2Fr8wzP44HWLLPwdlKxe_EFCJNJgXKy-fA%23%2F%3Fv%3D1-2%26dh%3DMCowBQYDK2VuAyEAUs-jDnzIrA6JoR6OfAPvMdDNpFk24CwPt1n3ok0AL0s%253D%26srv%3D6ioorbm6i3yxmuoezrhjk6f6qgkc4syabh7m3so74xunb5nzr4pwgfqd.onion


OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING nostr:note1fyjkfrycyylf6ce7ur6wfyhlrkdg0zqceejgjcudgwhzarfz2mjsjgzcy3


Moving to Denver from New Orleans is so weird. Homeless people here just ask you nicely for a cigarette and when you say you don’t have one they walk away. In NOLA if you say you don’t have one you have a full clip in your skull.


Microstrategy is just some old dude with Midjourney


Hm. This didn’t work out exactly like I thought. I’m gonna sned it anyway.

Ma balls!

No but that was a fake set up but I do enjoy Ben Böhmer.


And still go in the air. And you’re telling me Wizards aren’t real?


Begin Again is so good. Did you hear his song with Ma? that leaked right before One Last Call?


Hey guys I found it it was behind my laptop nostr:note1n5c5u5gm0djkpx2ustvlydjnwzrkhwp9zdflnm35pezzquhppc8qjnvt2s


I would like to formally announce that nostr:npub1clk6vc9xhjp8q5cws262wuf2eh4zuvwupft03hy4ttqqnm7e0jrq3upup9 and I are no longer on good terms. He apparently, somehow, stole my coffee which I’m still trying to fucking figure out how, but I can’t because I haven’t had my coffee. I probably wouldn’t have known he drank it (STILL DON’T KNOW HOW) if he didn’t admit to it but I’m making it everyone’s problem currently. This is the thing on Nostr today. Me and Shawn are fighting.


wtf Shawn


Where is my coffee


It’s over


PV!

HRF’s CBDC tracker is live.

Learn about the 119 active CBDC projects across the globe.

https://cbdctracker.hrf.org/home


Now it's real. The 2 millionth zap is by nostr:npub15u3cqhx6vuj3rywg0ph5mfv009lxja6cyvqn2jagaydukq6zmjwqex05rq to nostr:npub1zach44xjpc4yyhx6pgse2cj2pf98838kja03dv2e8ly8lfr094vqvm5dy5

Zap event nostr:note1nf4mmth5kyrap7mee0gqepjrqrchv6gz2l07mjsdekkuut3esegqzj8vhx

One of these 7 sats zaps: https://nostr.band/?q=for%3Anote16s3y2n0k8fr3cl8870edya68nx3lk34ff88qt22u3y5f99atgmvqvatznd&type=zaps


I’m releasing a new client I’ve been working on soon. It’s called Nostatum. Basically, every note has all of its contents replaced with nothing but this picture. So it just looks like everyone you follow just posts this picture all day every day. https://i.nostr.build/OLOj.jpg


Astral.ninja maxi


How’d you get this pic of me


#Nostrado will only allow people who call it “nAHstr” and will kick out people who call it “nOHstr” mainly because that’s the only way the name works.

We will allow people who call it “nostrah” just for nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s


Yes


nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx Name ur price


Heyyyyy it’s me Tatum about to ask a question that I know has been asked and answered 10 million times, and I’m pretty sure I’ve asked it as well.

How do I see my first note?


Yup. And funny enough, they are the ASICs that I’ve had on the show. Everyone thinks they’re S9s, but with a sprinkle of deception, boom.


Just want you to know that I am desperately trying to zap you, you were correct. There is also a chance you just received 30k sats from me lmao. WORKING ON IT!


Learning about $prism with nostr:npub1cd0l3s6qgj0s6690rtkys39mgj5upwxpm4856nhmce0pyqu6xj9qh7xlvx for the first time! $boost https://image.nostr.build/b66c9080e8799121f6a89863c547b32df445f59fec1b8631ac2c57fa852f1454.jpg


Nice try, fed


Love how family oriented you are. Your family is like the model family lol.


Was doing some documentation on my miners and didn’t realize that the oldest miner I have is from September 2015, which I think is pretty cool!

10,000 sats to the first person who can tell me what miner that is!


Take a moment to give us your input on the future of our Nostr events 🙏

please share this survey so we know what kind of event you want to see next !

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I’d happily take anything you got. No matter how old, working or not. I’m building educational material as well as filming demonstrations and breakdowns on all types of miners. Working on full spec documentation of as many miners as I can. Also working on a museum as well. Happy to talk if you’d like.


And I read it exactly how it was supposed to be read.

While in a robe.


Someone motivate me to be productive


I heard this gif in my head

“CAH CASH MEEEE”


https://i.nostr.build/XmO7.jpg  nostr:note1wfplle2h7f8pkuulm4gz05luexryhhh0zts4lkfw3jm7lqn2jtgqhhmh4a


can’t wait for the forklift competition nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d 🙏

good night nostr 💜 https://i.nostr.build/RMvq.jpg


BREAKING: #Nostrado will have a forklift competition


nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d https://i.nostr.build/Aj26.jpg


Added 2 new zap makers and 1 shitcoin miner to my arsenal of old miners! In order:

Bitmain Antminer S15
December 2018
1596W
28 TH/s

Ebang Ebit E9+
Jan 2018
1300W
9 TH/s

This one was a weird one to find…
Dayun Zig Z1 (or Z1+, they’re identical in design)
1200W
6.8 GH/s
The algorithm is Lyra2REv2 which I had never heard of. It mined Vertcoin, Monacoin, Galactrum, Rupee, and Straks. All projects that have been abandoned. https://i.nostr.build/ye3J.jpg https://i.nostr.build/ver6.jpg https://i.nostr.build/jmV5.jpg


LOL no, that would be an insane car ride tho


I just caught an Uber who has driven SBF and Jerome Powell

Really fucking insane to think about


Bet. Check DMs.


Hit me up dog, I’m happy to help. I wouldn’t give you any of these units because they’re not even great learning tools at this point, but I’m happy to help y’all source some S9s or something and walk you through set up.


My legal name is Tatum Turn Up and you can verify my identity by kissing my ass. nostr:note160dlela0hcfucxw6r5vkh5hhwav4hztcdjjskghpjkvtuf7vkagqszcaql


It was nostr:npub1fnn2h0tgm2mwnl0kar5ez25wztum2w0q0rrrf326n0ljn999znwsqf4xnx to me, I can’t remember who it was that announced it. Who runs nostr.band?


nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d https://i.nostr.build/gmaG.jpg https://i.nostr.build/V9AJ.jpg https://i.nostr.build/KAw3.jpg


I know many folks from Fairhope. Place looks like it’s gonna be poppin! This is awesome!


You and me both. You and me both. We grew.


I found a Z15 the other day in storage 😂


Going to bed can y’all make sure that the average block time is 10 minutes per block across the span of 2016 blocks? Preciate it.


With love


The gingerbread liqueur 🤤🤤🤤


You can’t snort coke with a Bitcoin, Jerome


Some Trader Joe’s almond butter puff shit. It’s kinda ass not gonna lie.


Take a nap for about 2 straight days

Feel better soon 🫶


That just means you used extra love


Awesome I’m having an MRE for dinner maybe a handful of cereal for desert


If you run across Tabasco Siracha……… Get it and put it on everything you eat


Shout out to green candles #420 https://i.nostr.build/gmr6.jpg


Some people were asking me about my tattoo a while back and I just never responded bc i’m an idiot.

But this is my favorite tattoo I have. It’s a family tattoo. The 3 figures in the middle are stick numbers (archaic cave drawings) that make up 450, 456, and 500, which is me, my dad, and my brother’s fraternity initiation numbers. It’s surrounded by two daisies, which is my mom’s favorite flower.

It’s a special emblem of my family that I forever wear on my chest. https://i.nostr.build/WyYe.jpg


#NewProfilePic #NoFilter #HotGuy #Forklift https://i.nostr.build/lG6B.jpg


This is a hard ass pic


I like the celtics because they have Tatum


Take a moment to give us your input on the future of our Nostr events 🙏

please share this survey so we know what kind of event you want to see next !

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BRING A STACK OF SATS


nostr:npub1fnn2h0tgm2mwnl0kar5ez25wztum2w0q0rrrf326n0ljn999znwsqf4xnx x nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d
Reminiscing on this vibe
🫂💜🎯

“And it hasn’t been a year
I joined Feb 23
I’m a SATS millionaire from just rapping on beats!”

Subscribe to the homie

https://wavlake.com/track/77d6c388-7082-416e-9c9c-dab68eb706ef

https://youtube.com/@TatumTurnUp?si=Jpw7cZOkqG08SGWr


This man destroyed 80% humanity and you think I give a fuck how you feel? https://i.nostr.build/gmqm.gif


Also the first time an ATM begged me not to use it. https://image.nostr.build/4077f91b63d96dcfd79acfca762f8178c0bed41e462d78f8d6f0310e9717ca1e.jpg


The government has a credit card with no limit


I had to be paying taxes first to stop paying taxes


If we just all stop paying taxes

Them wars would stop


Last farmers market of the season. Had a guy selling raw milk too. Legend. https://i.nostr.build/xe6z.jpg


YAYAYAYAY


Nostr conf in Colorado

(Nah ster ah doe)


Nostr Conf General Survey

Please let us know where & when you’d like to see the next event 🤙

all feedback welcome 💜

https://tally.so/r/wo2bBP


Just making a thread of what I’m listening today.

NOLA $TAND UP https://open.spotify.com/track/240audWazVjwvwh7XwfSZE


Would love to see him live


#Tunestr up in this bitch today https://open.spotify.com/track/4ANmPUsA3LAvOSP8xen6Vt


I’m not good at DMs I barely get them 😭 I see yours now and jeez I’m so sorry 😩 Will hit you up when I get back home today.


NOOOOO NO NO NO I’M NOT A DAY DINKER


That’s my next project


Just a little less permanent 💯


Working on a client called Strstr. It’s a client that auto translates notes to have “-str” at the end of every word. nostr:note170kxqccqx6sl32geg7esr0tcy0c2hqh5atxa3cefpsxt3mgek5pqulkzuk


Got some socks that say “Day Drinker” because I thought they were silly and I would wear them when I drank during the day.

Bro.

After 4 weeks of having them, I just realized they say “Day Dinker”

Wtf. https://i.nostr.build/km95.jpg


No clue. Maybe spring time. Def gonna be plenty of planning time.


I’m actually srs about #Nostrado


Oh my God I’m gonna zap myself 🫦 nostr:note1mwm9x3m48dtarykdfyelgqst7vflqfeanhu9jszp2epr99sppmgscp24lh


#Nostrado will have a #Weedstr panel (Because it’s legal here)


I kinda really want #nostrado to happen actually… I’m hopping in the lab and gonna do some brain blasting.


I’ve been fucking destroyed


Sacrifice convenience. Until then you are not free.


It’s still not a fucking podcast


GM. Don’t stack like your life depends on it. Stack because your life depends on it. https://i.nostr.build/wX5A.jpg


I wanted me at Nostrville too :(


i found one of them https://i.nostr.build/RjOM.jpg


I frightened and honored


Oh perfect 🩷


Dammit. DAMMIT. DAAAAAMMIIIIIIT.


https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_3658073cb5e13cdf9153dff2f3857aed0aaccdc796f34c28dd5c943506fcd81a.jpeg nostr:note15j2e8uywsv9nn80aj7zzaq4e73gwa68gfec2xrel8avx9657zcvqljcsmz


nostr:npub16vrkgd28wq6n0h77lqgu8h4fdu0eapxgyj0zqq6ngfvjf2vs3nuq5mp2va let’s talk


Unfortunately not


In New Orleans it’s an unwritten rule that if you park in the city, don’t leave any valuables in your car and leave the doors unlocked. Bonus points if you put a sign in the car saying “the doors are unlocked.” I’m not even joking. nostr:note1uu826sptaxd3s0rvmtuy7xgsn6hzqkkxphfv4rlnsxs48zz7848sm0679y


UHURU PEAK ☑
5895m
PROOF OF WORK COMPLETE
🇹🇿⚡💜🏔
#PoWAKILI23

https://geyser.fund/project/powa https://cdn.nostr.build/i/f7732096e2a900bbf64aef7dd7976273a6f28b7f586cafbec5183bc26aca057b.jpg


Me when the boys tell me it’s time to go home at 4:00a at the bar


#RamsHouse! #GoAvsGo! #SMTTT!


“What the hell am I doing here” he says 50 blocks away from being confirmed, getting cut in front of every minute.


GM

Creep was written about a low priority tx stuck in the mempool. No, I will not elaborate.


What if I made up misting #Nostrasia and #Nostrville by organizing #Nostrado (Colorado… sounded better in my head tbh…)


I’m gonna go ahead and say it. If I can help it, I will not miss another Nostr gathering. Ever. You heard it here first.


No way are you serious? This is some dastardly work…


Respectable


Pickle juice and mustard!!!!


bianual reminder https://i.nostr.build/eV9L.jpg


The debut of HOT SLICE 🍕

1:12 scale Digital Boiler

District Heating 🤝🏻 Bitcoin Mining https://video.nostr.build/d6f51781f7bb411367b674a120c2dd670b95a53cf9249ebd882421ed6e793cf7.mp4


As someone with anxiety, plz stop yelling!!!!!!!!!!!


I cri


Love y’all. Miss y’all.


Thanks for all the resources. He’s already getting it now. Asking the good questions. Straight up asking about halvings. Keep them coming! nostr:note1yexnuqdtcgfjeamklgqxxuz43rvmjquuy8w6x5yes4qlztwnn3gqmtzej4


Best intro to Bitcoin podcast? Orange pilling a friend and he’s looking for a podcast to keep in his ear. Like I’m talking about this guy learned what bitcoin was like 2 weeks ago.


Hey guys uhhhhh why the fuck did y’all let fees get that high?


I’m aggressively anti-immersion all together no matter the scale. Expensive up front cost, maintenance is a nightmare, and you better hope that the ASIC or god forbid ASICs that you put in there operate completely fine for the rest of time.

Chip by chip hydro-cooling is expensive right now but I think that’s the more ergonomic response to this. Only at scale though for now. But the set up for that at the moment is extremely difficult to achieve unless you have hefty capital and time. I predict that we will see that become more feasible in the future.

For now, fan modifications and underclocking is the easiest. Hope this helps, happy to answer any other questions you may have.


Send tips to ahmed@zeuspay.com will share the tip jar with the team ⚡ nostr:note17vf3ks2jz3swn379v9hnefqpg7ggs2kn2awf25pn5sd0xurjsrnsgtzsz7


The dawn of a new era for ZEUS. https://image.nostr.build/77d6f9ee814c4b32fcee9659531a174ccf86cca51da21706b9fb4b2491513949.png


Giv graphics guy 10x raise plz


Happy lesser of two evils day to those who comply


I see one every time I’m in DEN.


nostr:npub1fnn2h0tgm2mwnl0kar5ez25wztum2w0q0rrrf326n0ljn999znwsqf4xnx Get ready…


Searching for a raw milk plug in Denver / surrounding areas. Any leads?


nostr:npub1lelkh3hhxw9hdwlcpk6q9t0xt9f7yze0y0nxazvzqjmre3p98x3sthkvyz wen nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s documentary?


My Nostrversary is coming up… Oh this feels weird.


Even though I have the most FOMO I’ve ever had due to #Nostrasia, I also am the most bullshit I’ve ever been because of it.

Can’t wait to see you fuckers again. Won’t be at Nostrville, but I’ll see y’all soon.

Be fucking bullshit!


SOUTHERN MISS BASKETBALL IS BACK BAYBEE https://i.nostr.build/jXm5.jpg


You had me at New Orleans. I worked in TradFi in NOLA for a few years and it’s also what radicalized me. Unrelated to this conference, I assume. But interesting connection nonetheless. Awesome that the new blood wants to throw in these conversations. Amazing opportunity. Hoping you had some good food. (It’s okay to eat fiat food when you’re in New Orleans)


Amazing song from a lil Mississippi band. One of the best concerts I’ve ever seen. https://open.spotify.com/track/7CELdFGwFUovdX596Nfb4T?si=7zQX3H4NT5KfJ7O34gOGsQ


nostr:npub1nstrcu63lzpjkz94djajuz2evrgu2psd66cwgc0gz0c0qazezx0q9urg5l conference in Tōkyō was magic 🇯🇵⚡

This is what happens when people from all around the world meet to make social media a better place:

https://v.nostr.build/X65L.mp4


Meme courtesy of nostr:npub1ntpzs4x9dm38uupjdmm3lyamuhe9ggcmxq6u9lc92hlhtthys4zs3qftym https://i.nostr.build/VW0A.jpg


Bitcoin is Web3 confirmed … ?


Best I can do tonight 😂 https://video.nostr.build/05ef75d849d62a1a2ccfb9c2c9e5171d0a8aed0f86e186a912162559270cbf25.mp4


I appreciate the cock cover nostr:npub1j8y6tcdfw3q3f3h794s6un0gyc5742s0k5h5s2yqj0r70cpklqeqjavrvg


remember https://i.nostr.build/40Dr.jpg


I thought that the several people who reached out to me asking if I was okay did. And thank you for giving a flying fuck as well for taking the time to respond. Love you.


will watch on the ✈ home https://v.nostr.build/rmK3.mp4


Denver 👁🫦👁 nostr:note12nnu7wt3p353mkdqacqvq8plpur5802w5k0lyavp7q3zjg30qwwqndgygh


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Be sure to RSVP to #nostatum. It’s going to be in my studio apartment. BYOB. You can submit presentations but I get to decide if they’re shown or not.


Hey guys I’m all good just being very dramatic about the end of a TV show. I now look back and realize that if you didn’t know I was watching it does look like I’m just depressed lmao.


In business talks about that now. Or so I’m told. I don’t know really. I just sign the checks. Or. Transactions.


Attack on Titan


Crunchyroll. Took 30 minutes for the servers to cooperate lol.


Such a cute picture


Anything I say will spoil the whole show. So just cry with me. Even if you don’t know why. Just force yourself.


Guys I’m straight up not okay and kinda need a hug now. That was the end of a decade long wait for the most perfect rollercoaster of emotions. https://i.nostr.build/lEKA.jpg https://i.nostr.build/PVGW.jpg


Still not done but I am an emotional fucking wreck right now nostr:note1kl4l6qcv2c3tgesutkskez5ft882ezqs7uwpx9unq7pg4qst3zzqxt7dv5


It is almost time. Will check back in 2 hours. https://i.nostr.build/nXLo.jpg


I’m the greatest third wheel of all time confirmed https://i.nostr.build/M4e6.jpg


I am God’s sleepiest soldier rn


GOOD MORNING NOSTR 🫡

https://m.primal.net/HPMZ.mp4


nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d
You are here in spirit mate

https://image.nostr.build/eb5fbebddfd320c983e73ba7ab753e3555043469e4c43ad801adaff30074a115.jpg


Adventures nostr:npub1m7fjc8z7t00jzrgkfm4kzvnv4chf04rq9ykpke0rpe0ke2kud24qmg0l4p https://i.nostr.build/2o25.jpg


Yes


I told y’all in Costa Rica. nostr.build is a fraud! His face is not multicolored like in his pfp!

I, on the other hand, DO look as sexy as I do in my pfp trust me on this one okay? nostr:note1w37dtzlw8lmz69zdxegppp903tp9ppv00mratk6tjsj98s6gezvsgtk3l9


FELLOW UTC MAXI I SEE 🤝


Shout out Five Eaux Feaux https://i.nostr.build/yYP5.webp


FUCK SBF


Good news: Still resistant nostr:note1ccdphp6j2n600jxhx7zyr4xr2ahmx7n7964zh7er3j0z2ygqjy8skue4ed


Regular censorship resistance test:

Tiddies


nostr:npub14ezxsxahtsp6jme67chg3dkcphnd8u3r7tv5tx33sglr00f8jxxsxrnqhq nostr:npub1z9n5ktfjrlpyywds9t7ljekr9cm9jjnzs27h702te5fy8p2c4dgs5zvycf nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d few faces from #Nostrica in nostr:npub1v67clmf4jrezn8hsz28434nc0y5fu65e5esws04djnl2kasxl5tskjmjjk‘s presentation. https://i.nostr.build/APy7.jpg


New definition of money just dropped.

Must be more that 0.25 USD. nostr:note1yadfxnrad2ctlrurjnmu85k5gul9w22s98gak4fklef4v3rjwvuqw8dx08


Can’t wait for Jerome Powell to come out and call me a little bitch


Last month, 909 people scanned the #bitcoin stickers you put in public!

Each sticker links to an educational page about Bitcoin.

Here's the breakdown for October:

STUDY BITCOIN - 215
GOT INFLATION? - 183
BDHI BLACK - 154
FIX THE MONEY - 110
CURE V2 - 107
BDHI ORANGE - 84
WHAT IF? - 34
CURE V1 - 22

Thank you all for helping 909 people take their first steps down the Bitcoin rabbit hole!

Get involved this month: https://bitcoin.rocks/get-involved


Dammit why is this not a pro-censorship protocol!!!!

jk happy anni 🧡


And that means you’re a hero. Just like the rest of us. 🫡


https://i.nostr.build/Z9q9.jpg  nostr:note1dfcqm9h3yt85ez7x5j7prplrlnn7ns8m4d5tan6l9de42krmlcts0a6kf7


😂 He must be a fan of Between Two ASICs!

nostr:nevent1qqsx5uqdjmcj9n6v30r2f0q3sl3leelfcra6k697ea0jku64tpalu9cpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3q6lrdq99ng2q4hg5ufre5f8j0qpealp8544vq4ctn2wqyrf4tk6uqxpqqqqqqztwzlwx


So fuckin man I’m not at #nostrasia


Between Two ASICs with nostr:npub1s5yq6wadwrxde4lhfs56gn64hwzuhnfa6r9mj476r5s4hkunzgzqrs6q7z

https://youtu.be/3bP3u3VoEpk?si=_yDRcr0W1iq30yD-


nostr:npub18pcyjcrcg8uj3j3w3ztzsmxrhgjytcp55d6pw37dlw05zpe2d57qw3kd9y is done with med school for a bit. He’s single. https://i.nostr.build/nM5q.jpg


nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d back in action on this glorious Friday!!! #zapathon #active #hard https://image.nostr.build/2cdb5330c08ec1d18e1d6e074ec1a003b5aa399a5dd6190c6c98b5884c6dfd57.jpg


Back with nostr:npub18pcyjcrcg8uj3j3w3ztzsmxrhgjytcp55d6pw37dlw05zpe2d57qw3kd9y #Zapathon https://i.nostr.build/RoA5.jpg


Hattiesburg represent


Yep. Outstanding show.


They lied. The rocks are not red. They’re blue. https://i.nostr.build/m4e5.jpg


It’s true and big


Privacy is a right. The US govt can go fuck themselves


Call me Loop Daddy.

Off to see Marc in the most appropriate apparel.

Not edited picture FYI. https://i.nostr.build/q88g.jpg


Those are common at Talladega lol


Feeling feral.

Buying here.


Marc tonight https://i.nostr.build/zAl8.jpg


What a stylish lad


Working on Nostr 2.0. It’s going to be like Nostr, but wet.

No questions at this time.


If you look at my step history against my trips to denver up until I moved, there is a direct correlation. I averaged 8 miles a day here.


GM to my aussie crowd nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r nostr:npub1xjfd6s75j63r0azyrlvqrag83d34gtp7zk8la2grevpq5xh5llws9lwuey https://i.nostr.build/JjQ5.jpg


Absolutely, can’t wait to chat again sometime


Might be a browser permission thing. Try a different browser.


Lmao. Are you on mobile or desktop? What browser?


Impromptu nest for the late night degens and tards https://nostrnests.com/0cuiq5


I have schedule conflicts https://i.nostr.build/7j8V.jpg


Good guy McShane over here


Honestly just haven’t thought about it lately. That and my main set up is not with me right now so I don’t have a super easy way of logging on like I used to. Would like to start it up again though.


Thought it would be a good idea after my calendly link yesterday to make a 1-on-1 mining AMA appointment too since I don’t do the nest anymore. Feel free to book some time to talk about mining with me. Any questions go. Whether you don’t know what you don’t know or you have very specific questions, let’s chat. https://calendly.com/tatumturnup/1-on-1-mining-ama


Absolutely no shot. Tried explaining it to them. They are not ready and couldn’t care less lol.


The node is in my ass


Just found out my younger brother is proposing to his girlfriend in a few months. Sucks because I was supposed to be first, but whatever. But it’s awesome because she’s the greatest human ever. I told him when I met her that if they break up I’m taking her side. Looks like that won’t be a problem now 🩷


Test harder


My favorite holiday is coming up.

The 5th of November.


This just gave me flashbacks to late ‘22 when people were joining Nostr and trying shit out and half of the notes were “testing something” and “test worked” nostr:note1thnmj4dy3gd4ucxgdg9cayxqwcxs0m7c2mkzaawadt4umv234c2snu7xvg


This is sick


Our nostr:npub1fyvwkve2gxm3h2d8fvwuvsnkell4jtj4zpae8w4w8zhn2g89t96s0tsfuk has completed training and become a full service sommelier. It now accepts DM commands that let you interact with all 🍷 nostr.wine services without leaving your nostr client.

You can learn more about our services, join the nostr.wine paid relay, check your balances/time remaining, and request invoices.

Send nostr:npub1fyvwkve2gxm3h2d8fvwuvsnkell4jtj4zpae8w4w8zhn2g89t96s0tsfuk a DM with /help to learn more!


I do. Following.


Yep! Same!


Just realized I’m back where I started.

Shoutout $34k gang.


Rainy in Denver. Learning this is rare.


Have the most fun. Hate that I’m missing it.


Ready for the friends and family who didn’t care for the past two years. They hit me up, I hit them with this link: https://calendly.com/tatumturnup/bitcoin


Never forget https://i.nostr.build/W25e.jpg


“Do you coinjoin?”

Nostr users degenerately zapping each other all day: https://i.nostr.build/P62r.jpg


Invented by bitcoiners


#GoAvsGo


Sacrifice convenience. Until then, you are not free.


That’s my wallpaper right now! https://i.nostr.build/2DRX.png  nostr:note1usweyjckj52hkrx8d0y4l0zuc0wu2dnqgd74fx904rzs9v7a6mlq5c44j9


BREAKING: WHATSMINER M60 SERIES SHOWING AN ASTOUNDING EFFICIENCY OF 18.5 J/T

STEADY LADS THIS WEEK CAN’T GET MUCH BETTER


…… $37

Wow


Not seeing anything on my end. Of you reposting your own notes?


He’ll remember Max and this question for a very long time. That was really cool. nostr:note1f8zy4nl2w4fcge9zstgzwsppc6fvn7t9fpvxhu8jq8khhv3k6mnq6zv7y0


We outchea. Fivehead gang rise up. https://i.nostr.build/42OA.jpg


Midnight oil getting shit done. feelsgoodman.jpg


It’s cool that of my top 5 role models, I interact with 3 of them. If I unlock the last 2 I will be unstoppable.


Give it a listen https://tidal.com/track/251553783


It’s such a new concept to me coming out of the traditional finance field. Every CEO for previous companies I’ve worked for never even knew that I existed as an employee, let alone our customers. I love it here.


You’re going to say that on his birthday? Dude.


Making a fraternity based on my seed


That’s what I’m trying to play around with now, mobile on-chain wallets. Seems to be a lot different wheel house for some reason. I cant really explain what I mean either..


>Tatum asks a question about an app
>CEO swoops in and helps
>AK calls CEO a cunt
>CEO asks “did you just call me a cunt”

Wild ride that was


People tend to ignore bear markets and then buy high-volume tops. It is sad but that is what happens.

I’m going to emphasize “study bitcoin” to people this cycle. Not tell them to buy it. Not tell them to have fun staying poor. Just point out that it’s still here, yes it’s important, and yes you should take the time to understand it.


Always been one of my favorite parts of nostr. I remember someone making a comment about Tidal UI and I think Jack tagged someone to fix it. I intentionally didn’t tag Mallers (sorry for the last name use, hard to talk about two Jacks in one thought) because he likely has some CEO shit to do, even if not, it is 11pm, it’s not his problem rn. But the son of a bitch came in and helped me. This industry and community is insane. nostr:note166uptz2g8ej0t833njvaj0nk75ffmlu2yrd6s7dgcmp8gt3mw5fsmf4gp2


Bet. One of the things I was trying to learn about with BlueWallet UI. Not sure why I went the route I did… But here we are.


Totally makes sense. I appreciate you checking it out. Also, sorry if it seemed like I was FUD spreading, just genuinely curious while I was playing around and didn’t know if I was an idiot or something just changed. No Strike FUD from my mouth. You’re a G.


Yeah tried looking at the address, but hadn’t done that before so didn’t know if I’d be able to see unconfirmed on there or not. Inconclusive since it wasn’t broadcasted lol.


Ah, makes sense.

@tatumturnup


Negative. I’m doing a test involving BlueWallet. and don’t know how or if you can see an unconfirmed tx. Do you know?


It’s for security


Did nostr:npub1ex7mdykw786qxvmtuls208uyxmn0hse95rfwsarvfde5yg6wy7jq6qvyt9 stop giving txid for onchain sends? First pic is one that I did last week, second is one today. I remember that the txid was there when it was still pending bc I opened mempool to see it. https://i.nostr.build/lwBM.jpg https://i.nostr.build/PQ94.jpg


There were so many signs. It’s on you that you didn’t see them.

Buying here. https://i.nostr.build/vJml.jpg  nostr:note1w3pclp6sj0z98z8yaeypyzjs4hxq85d7lmjsxclxn72vpvpu5v5qd0ucym


Following


They hated Tatum because he was right nostr:note1agq20zx8yy37c0c8655rqnwtwtxp38t3he4tm8t4pckcprwslxws865572


- The Wire (how the fiat system works)
- Hell or High Water (how the fiat system works)
- The Big Short (how the fiat system works)
- The Matrix (obviously)
- Braveheart (freedom and priorities)
- The Patriot (freedom and priorities)
- The Shawshank Redemption (low time preference)
- Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (propaganda)
- Dead Poets Society (doing what’s right)
- The Dark Knight (Rises)
- Curb Your Enthusiasm (how the fiat system works)


I am making a list of movies that you’ve probably seen but need to go back and watch as a Bitcoiner with that frame of reference. I need to write them down, I forget a few of them. But what I have right now that I remember:

- Dope
- V for Vendetta

What else?


Dope is such a good movie and really funny to watch back as a bitcoiner nostr:note1gtl0jrxt6kfy9x2w62sepad7vjlvyfea62l8kjdf2r3lz0dlldyska2ukt


It’s getting out of hand


Y’all must got amnesia, y’all forgot that I’m him https://i.nostr.build/Dn3a.jpg


This is the price since I last posted on YouTube.

Nothing new.

You’re welcome. https://i.nostr.build/9j3E.jpg


What the fuck


"Stop resisting, Stop resisting!" is one of the most instantly recognizable phrases of the new American century. When you read the words, you can probably still hear them shouted in your head, the echoing memory of a generational trauma, the indelible recollection of the moment that the citizen became subordinate to the state.


A true relic! Ebang’s Ebit E9+! Released January 2018 throwing out 9 TH/s of KYC free sats! https://i.nostr.build/lw2A.jpg


Gotta pee.

Buying here.


Adderall hits you harder because it’s instant release. But that also means the crash kinda sucks but it’s not awful by any means. Vyvance doesn’t feel like it does anything to me.


Banger nostr:npub13a9prrjj2u730svh79rqhedpd6u5ydstdla8gv2mlnkna7tz4pgsyzf2f7 https://spotify.link/OzJKFXBi7Db


I hated Vyvance when I was on it. I’ve been put on just about all of them and generic adderall is the one I like.


Just letting y’all know, nostr:npub1m7fjc8z7t00jzrgkfm4kzvnv4chf04rq9ykpke0rpe0ke2kud24qmg0l4p and I went on another adventure tonight but didn’t document it.


Awesome thanks


(193cm for the non American crowd)


Not sure if you remember but I’m forklift certified and 6’4 just in case you wanted to know nostr:note1fx43cyt3qp4wz6y6jezqu9uwzzanylla7520vsczd9gmmx2rde9q486yh0


This is one of the biggest pivots they’ve ever made. And it’s awesome.


IT’S OCTOBER


Another adventure with nostr:npub1m7fjc8z7t00jzrgkfm4kzvnv4chf04rq9ykpke0rpe0ke2kud24qmg0l4p https://i.nostr.build/Q66Y.jpg


RICHARD


Laughing is the correct thing I’m okay just a silly guy


Yo are vanity npubs still a thing?


Hit me up 🤙🏼


nostr:npub14hlzw4sywt23drreaqs8ruf00dsrnnv5hfnyu49g2hpheq836umssur6nl New name who dis

Thank u nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4


“Tatum you are so funny”

No I am mentally fucked every post is a cry for help

But thank you are you single nostr:note1apxnn6uad2gpac60g5gqxpukgj65mqt2weyt6tne7asmgemmt3jqvwe4dv


I’m just a guy. Who posts what pops in his head. No second thought.


Restaurant in denver https://www.fotmdenver.com/


LMAO NO WAY https://i.nostr.build/0zx9.jpg  nostr:note1vfpt7m5qch8frr5hm2vhqeek7wnwhc66jeq3h9mh6nhwxp02vd7shg80wf


Just realized my friend is literally cloned nostr:npub1jlrs53pkdfjnts29kveljul2sm0actt6n8dxrrzqcersttvcuv3qdjynqn https://i.nostr.build/AoXR.jpg


We’re so fucking bullshit


If you don’t know who that is, yes you do https://youtu.be/enYdAxVcNZA?si=l8u7tYqM5MZkzSzO


Seeing Marc Rebillet next week. Had to get an appropriate outfit. I’m about to act up looking like this. https://i.nostr.build/nV63.jpg


Tummy is rumbling

Buying here


nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d taxes the government. That’s how much of a Chad he is. nostr:note1z47zm8xnunhrnxg8qeymtam04xdy3v54v3nqzp3k0fytg5j5v9lss2takz


I have a knot that developed over the last 6 hours in the back of my shoulder/neck. It feels like I woke up and slept wrong, but that isn’t the case. First time this has happened. And let me tell you. I am not having a good time.


Oh. Wow. Okay. Uhhh. Gotcha.


nostr:npub1csamkk8zu67zl9z4wkp90a462v53q775aqn5q6xzjdkxnkvcpd7srtz4x9 and I will be doing a keynote speech together at nostr:npub14f26g7dddy6dpltc70da3pg4e5w2p4apzzqjuugnsr2ema6e3y6s2xv7lu Bitcoin Freedom Festival displaying evidence (on top of the fact we will be on stage together) on how we are not the same person.


People will use nostr and leave

But Tatum will always be here


My loins are tensing.

Buying here.


You can still zap it

And pay the invoice too

I’m playing checkers not chess


Who wanna zap me rent money lnbc35466830n1pjnp929pp5rv2eqyyj0zn3dz8y55vlx2266u2ru9xkd77fe5p7hd55ledr6mlqdq82fjkuaqcqzzsxqyz5vqsp522c9strge5wxkn2ytv2dwy0jen55xzazjhqy9zvrm0pxyx9j9hvq9qyyssqxl8f0a8x6xj7h83zhd22h5ddzt8vr254vmyx52uwdh9p4hfjhn5zp2f2lkdzedyszfsh7knazxkuu3lj7kxd2kua5adhlt0jqh9uqrcpvpwq3n


When she sends a pic of the Catamount https://i.nostr.build/JaVl.jpg


Still thinking about MDK hashboard 2 days later


True if huge nostr:note1ancyazna2jm5uppt2nc2aur7nlcexswm5l69t8gftq7awxkzdvwqcurt0c


Y’all DMing cat pics? Saucy.


I believe in 17 days


Also is a PWA on iOS


Hey guys am I still allowed to go on Reddit? I have to participate in the Attack on Titan discussions in my various subreddits when the finale comes out.


Proton’s suite is pretty nice from my use of it


Why did everyone say I was the nostr sex symbol that one time I don’t even remember who started it but literally everyone jumped on board


So you remember when all these random influencers were making a token and then they just dipped? Reddit did that.


WHAT?


Honestly it was when I couldn’t use my printer anymore because I didn’t “subscribe” to refills from that company or some shit.


“Tatum you’re putting a target on your head when you say this shit” Yeah because I think it’s funny that those three letter agencies think they know me and they really have no fucking clue and they literally can’t do shit about it. Confidence and practice and backups and fail safes and killswitches. I literally don’t care.

No more silent revolution for Tatum. It’s time to make some noise.

Fuck your three letter agency. https://i.nostr.build/Mam5.jpg


I’m like those NPCs that give you a proximity warning just before they go aggro. And someone is getting prettttty close to me.


Can’t wait for the IRS to print this out and show it to me in a dimly lit room while i’m being interrogated


Taxes? Yeah tax this dick when it hits the back of your throat.


I’m feeling extra feral and extra “fuck the system” today


Just remembered I made the hardest album cover a while back that’s now relevant again https://i.nostr.build/z3GV.jpg


Can’t sleep. Too busy thinking about the MDK Hashboard.


No this is real I promise I’m just really hot


Me and nostr:npub18pcyjcrcg8uj3j3w3ztzsmxrhgjytcp55d6pw37dlw05zpe2d57qw3kd9y

I am 6’4 https://i.nostr.build/KaEg.jpg


https://i.nostr.build/BaVP.jpg  nostr:note1c5u73tac0dkd8pyd5mt8khuw8xmnsej6pjfgqnk8v24l0rs3fdjqnx96en


BITCOIN IS A DATING PROTOCOL. CONGRATS!!!!


Yes. It is I, the final boss of influencoooors. https://i.nostr.build/Qa8Z.jpg


I love these little internet vermin. Living rent free in their head. Taking up so much space he went out of his way to say some shit to me. The impact I have. nostr:note1ndlzsez4kd8us5ec0yyjvjvzlx670jn6y0f8wm8dzwk7mm8y7ags80kwuj


Me and my friend Steve we look like this actually in real life https://i.nostr.build/ywoe.jpg


Between Two ASICs is rebranding to 𝕋


Forklift certified as well as Red Bull armored truck certified too. https://i.nostr.build/XQoe.jpg


My favorite hashboard story is that when I went to Miami this year for the Bitcoin Conference, I was a big stupid dumb head and left the hashboards in the S7s that I used. Made my bag very heavy. Took up lots of space. Well, coming home, I was either about to pay $200 for an overweight bag, or lighten up. What did I do? I took out 6 S7 hashboards and dumped them in Zone 2 of MIA in a trash can. Saved $200. Also got some extra space inside the chasis to put stuff. How am I not on the no fly list? I will never know.


We talkin bout hashboards? https://i.nostr.build/ZBQk.jpg  nostr:note1d04hrqac6ep87aj849eslhvej456pcqky25sv64r9v0y0y90smksyk8m2h


Scratch the NFT stuff and I’m in.

nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m how you feelin?


After a year nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d is now ready for a movie

And here is the plot🎥

Tatum Turn Up, a rising star in the Bitcoin world, hosts his public access TV show "Between Two ASICs." After Jack Dorsey discovers the show and shares it on Twitter, Tatum becomes a viral sensation, attracting millions of Bitcoin enthusiasts every day due to his unique take on blockchain technology.

During an interview with Vitalik Buterin, Tatum accidentally spills a cup of coffee all over his computer, causing a short circuit that temporarily crashes the Ethereum network. Although the incident raises more eyebrows than ever, it results in Jack Dorsey offering Tatum a deal: create ten episodes in two weeks and become the chief content officer of Block, Inc. Tatum, dreaming of having his own talk-show empire, accepts the offer and embarks on a cross-country journey with his crew.

While the road trip is a rollercoaster ride of Bitcoin chaos, Tatum bonds with his team of blockchain-savvy crew members. Even though interviews with prominent Bitcoiners like Andreas Antonopoulos, Laura Shin, Michael Saylor, and Chamath Palihapitiya go well, Tatum finds himself running low on Bitcoin due to extravagant activities involving NFT art.

This causes Tatum's manager, Carol (Lauren Lapkus), to craft a clever Bitcoin scheme: they steal a few rare Bitcoin collectibles during an interview with Winklevoss twins to fund their return to Silicon Valley.

On their way back, Tatum's obsession with the Bitcoin price charts leads to a Bitcoin car crash, destroying his two cherished ASIC miners. Despite some Bitcoin conflicts with his crew, they reconcile and return to Silicon Valley just in time to close a deal with Jack Dorsey. Learning he will receive four new ASIC miners, Tatum celebrates and starts his new show, "Between Two ASICs."

Within a month, "Between Two ASICs" becomes a national sensation, but some in the Bitcoin community criticize it for lacking the charm and personality of the original show. Tatum, always a man of the Bitcoin people, cancels his show, leaves with his Bitcoin-savvy crew, and launches a decentralized finance project with two of his new ASIC miners as NFTs! nostr:note1euy9ewchar0gtzqwdt6qt9epcseknes0cs8w9veyz9m92m2874jq9nkf98


One year of Between Two ASICs

https://youtu.be/yztmefRGgeo?si=bC2IEeoFMvA3K2xK https://i.nostr.build/kBkj.jpg


Guys this is actually on the verge of something huge. Like this is actually a big deal. https://i.nostr.build/kBO5.jpg


We’ve got a mining update. This one is on the MDK hashboard

https://www.mining.build/meet-the-mdk-hashboard/


AHHHHHHHHHHHHH nostr:npub1yk3pjtw0xnpmuvnf3z6un72z42t83xye69d4jsfxq2z54pera85qcwyya6 YOU ARE GONNA MAKE ME SCREAM BUT IN A GOOD WAY https://www.mining.build/meet-the-mdk-hashboard/


My size is not size. Need more size.

Buying here.


Released the first episode of Between Two ASICs a year ago today

New episode next week https://i.nostr.build/2JX7.jpg


H I S T O R Y
https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_7746362939890539511697531662.webp

https://wavlake.com/track/4e7d6ec0-9dde-44e5-a632-71e39039f6d3


*Wiping tears from my face and being a big boy* You’re right. You’re right.


Very close to pulling off the Eren Yeager season 4 hair https://i.nostr.build/wZrJ.jpg


So far all i’ve gotten is the intro video. Not too helpful. Kinda just playing around right now.


Why has it taken me, a content creator, who uses his phone on the fly all the time, so damn long to get this gimbal? https://i.nostr.build/OayG.jpg


Don’t ever do what you just did again


I have still yet to make the jump. I’m trying to navigate bc half my life is on Google (YES I KNOW) and I like having a device made for that… but also … Graphene. I HATE IT HERE. IM SO SCARED.


I cant fully get rid of my iPhone because I love nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s too much


BTW I’m not a complete LARP. I still do have my Pixel and use it almost daily. I just use each device for different purposes. I still fuckin hate Apple. But I can’t leave her. Toxic relationship. https://v.nostr.build/dj24.mov


Not pictured are the 700 Nostr clients I have, several THNDR games, and also Fold and Fountain. https://i.nostr.build/Gay7.png


Still so lit I was counting down 1M and I received it. Never forget nostr:npub1fnn2h0tgm2mwnl0kar5ez25wztum2w0q0rrrf326n0ljn999znwsqf4xnx nostr:note1wxqv2ru6v0nan42rndp40jwpv5ftpdalhnm0qqs76yyftad66ppshsqy8c


Found a picture from when the mempool was always clear. Early 767,000 🥲 https://i.nostr.build/kBKm.jpg  nostr:note18cpc87p9asc4u2g5k2c6edtvy8szq3xd02s3waqj5z4afxuf5c6q8v0nnh


If my computer is idle, I have timechaincalendar.com on one monitor, mempool.space on one, and bitfeed.live on the last. Three best dashboard imo. Still wanting to make a constant display for them with a pi or something.


I love fine tuning my set up then taking a picture but thinking “Wait… I gotta throw up some gnarly BTC stats before I take it” Been there many times. Thanks to all the cool guys and gals that are making them.


When are you releasing an apology note followed by internal investigation? This is nonsense.


Attention?


I could be very wrong


I thought it was like $700m


Building or some shit idk nostr:note1wz8ucx0rp0f39ntsc7hss62cmc4hamwucwh2g6s592n8yu6ktntsvf07e2


Y’all must got amnesia

Y’all forgot that I’m him


🚨 BREAKING: TATUM IS SO BACK

REPORTEDLY


Cointelegraph intern just liquidated the fuck out of some bears


Zaps NIPs 2024 https://i.nostr.build/loEP.jpg


The adventures of Eric and Tatum

T & E A MILLION YEARS

nostr:npub1m7fjc8z7t00jzrgkfm4kzvnv4chf04rq9ykpke0rpe0ke2kud24qmg0l4p https://image.nostr.build/0fcceebc57e1467af5a67685704c3dbf0ed946b5c24854eb6c3ecf67e5c9840d.jpg https://image.nostr.build/36b4ce403040be05196a082ecdd80cb4e64587fba26a735cb12b5dfbbfd97492.jpg


Why couldn’t I get into bitcoin college?
Couldn’t pass the SATs.


Bitcoin Comedian


nostr:npub1cn4t4cd78nm900qc2hhqte5aa8c9njm6qkfzw95tszufwcwtcnsq7g3vle stop playing with my feelings. Strike merch wen. the new artwork and cartoons with the latest UI update is sick and I need them on shirts.


Aha. Another day of spreading lies and misinformation on the internet.


Yo. Thanks for recording a Between Two ASICs episode with me. Can’t wait to release it.


Please delete I did not consent to you taking a picture of me charging up in the immersion bath. I am very vulnerable when my head cable is in.


Interesting. I appreciate it. But also seek help.


I have never seen a browser that starts begging you to not download another browser immediately when you open it.


Gambled on a fart and lost


Plz let me know if you are so I can hit you with a hammer nostr:note1s3unq0ngfy0cskl0s97pcl84dslxylwead8kzjcye9u6e0lredts2ldp03


Need a shirt that says “Lauren Boebert grabbed my dick in a Denver theatre”


I’m asking the same questions but also fuck em


ETF stands for End The Fed https://image.nostr.build/b0b13b779d1c698bd84912e4ad19718ce1d32344403590fbaf1d1661234c1652.jpg


Stack sats and

nostr:nevent1qqsyw50czv9sgmf5pqjlytn7xs8f3cqv2uyjrzkv3gdnd9ymcle5a3sppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgst4un6fnzd5jv38elaany4rlfmjuwfy7v4ntmzkq4hvxsy8sensnqrqsqqqqqpcxjc86


Who is Tatum Turn Up?

See below: https://image.nostr.build/4bc7962d9f7f5519d19d2494e0f49a070f7e3b534a2a52f4f7fa967d43bb8c8a.jpg https://image.nostr.build/cef60a18dd738b6e7356f6e2a0efddcf317fb05065a035c8adea76cb91e7e8b6.jpg https://image.nostr.build/8d7f1ff24909fe5d4b2dd46531b1b6de33aecf4030b0e8b3fd397ef693c820bd.jpg


Make war unaffordable


Do y’all want to see some zap makers at work tomorrow? Firing up a few Whatsminers for some testing fun.


nostr:npub1qgr56xt20f4l236ja5z5dzjtxqkju7a6vtuxk0q2h03dep90pvhqclcmzy nostr:npub1fl7pr0azlpgk469u034lsgn46dvwguz9g339p03dpetp9cs5pq5qxzeknp one of you has to change your pfp 😂😂😂


Relays are how you see what’s on your feed. If I post to a single relay like wss://tatumturnup.com and you aren’t connected to that relay, you won’t see it. Think of X as one “relay” that everyone is connected to, and whoever runs that relay can control what everyone sees. That’s the beauty of nostr and having multiple relays. There’s several of them and you can add and subtract as you please. Head to my profile and click my “Relays” tab, and you can click the “Show +” button on the top right to add ones you don’t already have (that’s not shown in this picture since it’s my list, it will be where “Edit” is) https://image.nostr.build/79aaa24b06625fa8e1d0841e1f604c69f9a4a8b34fa3a8ead83872ef16530fe4.jpg https://image.nostr.build/1e04f5bc1ba41c1f58da7f2e990525861ec5036271bb6058cd5485781e6e1e96.jpg


Try to expand your relays. Go to someone’s profile (you can use mine but my list is kinda old, still works) then tap my relays, and add ones you don’t have. But don’t do too many. Keep it around that 15 range.


New Nostrich alert. nostr:note12tjghacupxfra3k84hu8nh57vcy553fyshr464qpf2j363yqdwjqhms9y6


You’re doing it right brother. Welcome.


Will publish by 5th Epoch


After talking to several people this past week in LA, it is grind time for this essay.

Bitcoin is a perpetual motion machine in the most literal sense, while also halting machines we were made to think were perpetual. nostr:note1t7jqly7uu9vfwnunr8xx6yld6ed3hu3yd6zcdwyfck6rf962kj0sdwlp80


I shoved a whole Bitcoin up my ass


Me and nostr:npub18pcyjcrcg8uj3j3w3ztzsmxrhgjytcp55d6pw37dlw05zpe2d57qw3kd9y are back https://image.nostr.build/2899203aa707446006793803227b5d2e17b77a080a8d0c5da274a3856ed0016c.jpg


No i like triple D’s


Another family reunion comes to an end. Really loved seeing everyone. I already miss it.


“I’m mostly a fuckin pussy” - nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8

Real story


Like it ever left.


Man. Fuck. nostr:note1rekzla4wdvmalluu5z8pjug37llj02unw9duyerkypuyymvflu6qyx90se


This bear market is doing wonders for plebs. Take notes anon


I know


Y’all must have amnesia. Y’all forgot that I’m him.

Mister El Salvador in this bitch. https://image.nostr.build/560cd261b9bd5a328653a50c7f187a2e498d5c6c95ccb7fe1e09dc78faed85eb.jpg


Fucking bar


I got dome at the Swan Dome


HIIIIIIIIII


Wen 75 hard update pics on Nostr


“When are you flying to Tokyo?” - nostr:npub1j8y6tcdfw3q3f3h794s6un0gyc5742s0k5h5s2yqj0r70cpklqeqjavrvg

“Uhhh ai think October 30th..” - nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s

“Oh my God you have no idea!” - nostr:npub1h50pnxqw9jg7dhr906fvy4mze2yzawf895jhnc3p7qmljdugm6gsrurqev  from the audience


“Whatever is on Twitter, whatever is on Facebook, CAN be taken down. Whatever is on Nostr can’t be taken down.” - nostr:npub1j8y6tcdfw3q3f3h794s6un0gyc5742s0k5h5s2yqj0r70cpklqeqjavrvg


Zap nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s and nostr:npub1j8y6tcdfw3q3f3h794s6un0gyc5742s0k5h5s2yqj0r70cpklqeqjavrvg wonder how much they can get paid while on stage


The Uncle and The Daddy in the Swan Dome nostr:npub1j8y6tcdfw3q3f3h794s6un0gyc5742s0k5h5s2yqj0r70cpklqeqjavrvg nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s https://image.nostr.build/ef3ec7efe051d55475be9f28cc9ba750578b3a741e66d82a87de58aa04492870.jpg


Pulled up to the #stackchain house at #PacificBitcoin - Was NOT expecting this 👀

cc: #[0] #[1] #[2] #[3] #[4] @tselly #[5] #[6] #[7] #[8] #[9] #[10] #[11] #[12]  #[13]  #[14] #[15] #[16] #[17] #[18] #[19] #[20]                    #grownostr #plebchain #pleb #bitcoin #btc #memes #meme #frenstr #growstr #nostr
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NEW ACCOUNT WE BUILDING BACK FROM THE GROUND UP BABY


Apparently someone fucked up and scheduled every plane in america to come to LAX at the same time


So we’re stuck on an airplane


🤝

https://bigshoes.com/


That’s very interesting. I can see a transition happen for big screen stuff, and plenty of opportunity there. But does that effect still stand with people who are wanting to come out here and make a living literally putting their phone on a tripod and doing a 10 second dance? It still baffles me that there’s an industry for that.


I require meat


results inconclusive. But dammit i’m working on it.


I am seeing my best friend Mr. E tomorrow after a long few months. Only problem… I didn’t bring any stickers. And I promised him stickers last time. Really hope he forgot.

cc: nostr:npub1h50pnxqw9jg7dhr906fvy4mze2yzawf895jhnc3p7qmljdugm6gsrurqev back me up here


I’m gonna move to LA because I want to do Between Two ASICs full time. Why do I need to move to LA for that you ask? No idea. But everyone else who’s a content creator does it. So must work right?


Oh Califoooorniaaaa. I am in youuuu!


Answer is yes. I have always been him. https://image.nostr.build/020e185e7ed69d0a24d1af948ead3dcc86ce2615b304dd1cbb648435b39449cd.jpg


Just remembered this https://image.nostr.build/4278cc7336af39575e891e472f9856da8d95dc93e8d93c8634eed9ed8c74e1bd.jpg


Dude why would you joke like that. I don’t have arms.


Snagged a cool pic riding home from work https://image.nostr.build/7e8cf161d3c29c353ea7c11874f2fdc37e43059f6d5698cc2e0c6d08e45f10b6.jpg


Alright how many people got a 1 sat deposit with a base64 string? Am I late? Did we cover this?


Same. I’ll fall on the knife. See you boys on the other side.


lol they said “cyberpunks”


The alert just went off at work and everyone like actually shit themselves. That’s not like a euphemism or anything. Like we all have to change pants now. Anyone else?


Yes lmao


They did something with that guide man. And Noctua is great


Exactly 10 hours lol. Plus 1 minute..


Boys we are so up right now. Thank you nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 https://image.nostr.build/96ff081ba6f5a4e61ab63e8643cf2de48dc57933f9e5169889af29b261977568.jpg  nostr:note1jacef9ptyy02kzky3eyhjhvpyxwu86hwppvxm0tvm0e2zek6z05qftwcpk


I’m currently in an Uber trying to secure the bag


Listen to this man https://video.nostr.build/5dd315fb35d2f32f986645f1f46506f71d40754e557f8d52548536ee94ba9857.mov


Around this time, the crows go absolutely ballistic outside and it’s quite frankly annoying and scary.


nostr:npub1csamkk8zu67zl9z4wkp90a462v53q775aqn5q6xzjdkxnkvcpd7srtz4x9 has entered the chat


What fans you put on?


Mother of God..


GENERAL WARNING

If you want to get into mining, only do so if you are willing to sacrifice every other hobby you have. It is highly addictive.


Wait shit you’re cranking 35 TH/s off 2 consistent? That’s impressive. What are you overclocking with? Would love to see your logs.


2 S9s are better than 1 S9

1 S9 is better than non S9


I’m living off of 2 ASICs and a dream


I’m literally going to be in Cali for only the 2 days of PB. Like. I have sandwiched my travel as thin as it can get. I’m so tired.


Can’t go. Fomo increases with time.


Think it’s packed away rn actually. I wanna say I remember seeing it while moving and telling my buddy that this random guy came up to me at a bar and I didn’t know who he was and he handed me this pin and it was immediately like I saw an old friend.


Who?


I really hope you made “I met BtcPins” pins..


I’m dyslexic and this is my hell nostr:note1fl30h8ch5n6ygupsqlt43wf7hw8eq5qpfxpfplphl6u4r3avshesacfv0r


Hm.. Not immediately available but things might change in the next few weeks. I’ll hit you up when that happens bc I’d love to make that tx.


My reasoning behind it factors in up front cost, efficiency, and use case. More of the “low capital” view point.


In theory, it’s cool. You deactivate the fans and dunk the entire machine in nonconductive oil that cycles. In practice, it’s great if you never have to touch that machine ever again for any reason. But that’s not how it works. Need a repair? Sucks for you. Board overheating? Yeah it’s probably had the thermal paste eaten away by the oil.


The best pleb home miner right now (if you have compatible power) is a S19j Pro, specifically with dual sided PCB hash boards.

Anything over that level, go with Whatsminers.

I said what I said.