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 Well? Would you? 
 No! The logistics of deep frying cheesecake seem dicey at best to me. 
 I would ask, "What's going on in the Middle East?" But nobody ever seems to know... exactly... not without 2000 years worth of canonical knowledge. 
 Made a joke on the bus just now asking if we had decided to vote off all the men (I'm on the cast bus where we've got 7 women and 2 men) then the gay man was like, "Do I count as a man?"

Bro. 

Why are these words happening?

Has homophobia made a 180?

I said, "You certainly count as a man." And he was good-naturedly offended... I think... 
 Now… I ain’t coming for anyone by pointing this out… but is it just me or does it seem like white people have a higher percentage of food allergies? 
 Overheard in the hallway: "I like Turtle because she says no to the dumb things the Director of Production asks for."

Do I though? I thought I was proposing alternative ideas. Am I going to get myself fired? 😂 
 On the last night of tech rehearsal in front of all the big wigs, the show has finally come together. I’m officially a legit stage manager y’all. XD 
 No one is on track for anything in show biz. Have friends in it and seen everyone shift, scramble... 
 That's very true! Perhaps someday I'll just fall into it. I hear catering on movie sets is superior. 
 Did you work on TD, or just a fan? 
 Just a fan. But it is on my bucket list to do tv/film. Doesn't look like I'm on track for it though. XD 
 AYYYYYYYYYY it has a release date now.

I'm ready to be stressed out. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDP5shkxocQ 
 Even "simple" contract disputes can land you in prison, even as a man. Most people cannot afford ... 
 Yeah. I know one woman who decided she was going to leave her teaching job in China. She basically had to smuggle herself out of there. The plane ticket she bought for herself mysteriously ceased to exist. Luckily her mom was able to buy her one while she was at the airport. 

Meanwhile in Saudi people I know are like "yeah it's super nice, they keep you in a compound!" Bruh. I'm not going anywhere where I need to be kept in a compound. 
 Many American women I know are accepting tours or shows that take place in China or the Middle East. And now I'm just thinking... am I the only one who has concerns about going there? Particularly for extended periods of time? Idk, I guess I'm hesitant to travel to where, on any given day, things outside of my control could make having an American passport very risky business. Said the same thing about Russia prior to the current war over there. 
 White chocolate: why does it exist? What is wrong with people?? 
 Why are you oppressing me? 
 I'm genuinely confused why this man was moved to make such a sign. 
 The old boss has reached out wanting to talk. 🤡 
 Been 200+ years.

Memories, tho, they die hard. 
 A high school boy would do it for the meme. 
 So you're "opting out" ? (inside joke) 
 I'm outside of the inside joke. T__T 
 It's my grandmother's birthday dinner tonight which means... it's time to break out... that one necklace I have! 
 Icon 
 I would’ve needed to be arrested to be an icon but unfortunately was too well behaved to do so. My first chance to cause an international incident and I dropped the ball!

The propaganda film we watched in there wasn’t even good. Didn’t hit the way American propaganda does. 🦅 
 That sounds on brand lol. I know these two women in particular who live together now but even before they moved in together they seemed to go out of their way to be miserable 24/7. Complaining about everything yet doing nothing about it. Anyway, now they both don't have jobs, claim to be too anxious to even consider searching for new ones because "why rush to be exploited workers again?", and their families are both paying their NYC rents. Then they both message me separately about how much they dislike the other. I am looking forward to the conclusion of this particular storyline. 
 I've noticed that all the people I knew in college who now claim to be communists are all the people who... are not very community friendly. As in, they never pull their own weight in a group setting and they always want their own separate everything (bedroom, bathroom, kitchen... house... popcorn at the movies). But then on top of that they don't want to go to work anymore because "it's a capitalist scam." 

I'm no expert on communism, but I'm pretty sure even in a communist utopia you can't just sit around all day. 
 It really did. 
 I just hope the high profile 21st century dudes wait until an optimal point in Star Wars storytelling to start the nuclear end of times. 
 Berlin was divided into spheres of influence, with the USSR taking East Berlin. Neither FDR or Ch... 
 I forgot all about Stalin. Humanity really produced a bunch of high profile dudes in the 20th century. 
 West Berlin was a half of a city, walled off from the rest of and isolated in East Germany.

We h... 
 I had thought the US and Russia split up Germany because after Hitler failed at taking over the world everyone was like "this sounds like a good opportunity!" And then assumed they built a wall because of the whole communism thing. Then assumed the reason people wanted the wall down was because however the Russian side was running things made it so nobody had food. 
 Ummm, no, it wasn't just the city, the whole of West and East Germany were separated. 
 I know a woman who is from East Germany but then she came to the US as like... a babysitter or something? Freshly 18. Then she married the guy who is 20 years older than her. They're still married today and she seems jazzed about the whole thing but when she was telling me the story I was thinking "this sounds highly suspicious." 
 Nah, I was a teenager. Too busy partying and spraying my hair. 
 Thinking about the logistics of the berlin wall. If you wanted to get around it, why not just bypass berlin altogether? 🤔 
 I was also there for Chernobyl.....  😬 
 And let me guess, you were also that one lady scientist in the background in Oppenheimer. 
 It was when I was there. Came down after I left. As far as I know, those two things are unrelated. 
 They wanted no part of your hairspray cloud on the other side. 
 I don't know. I had a pretty good time in the 80s. Granted, I spent about a third of that decade ... 
 Germany... 80s.... was that wall still up? 
 I went onto LL Bean to buy things for tour then I realized I actually don't need more clothes this time. I have successfully stockpiled for every weather scenario. 

Come at me, North Dakota. 
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 Wasn't Satan also everywhere? Or was that the coke talking? 
 I'm sorry. I was probably responsible for at least 15% of the hole in the ozone layer. 
 You must pay the price by getting in Elon's space-mobile to find us a new home! 
 I don't understand the 1980s. 
 I thought everyone knew Russel Brand was a creep and that the only reason he wasn't in jail is because he's famous. Like I guess I thought the massive online blowup of today already happened years ago. I guess not. Tbh I don't even know what he's in trouble for right now but I assume it has something to do with him being a creep. 
 Upon reflection, I think it's pretty bizarre that at the international relations summer camp I went to, they decided to take us all to the Saudi Arabian embassy for a day. Like... out of all the embassies in Washington DC. And I got so bent out of shape when we got taken into this auditorium area and the dude was like "boys can sit in the front and girls will sit in the back." I was half on my way to full Rosa Parks until the camp teacher was like "Turtle you're technically in a different country right now so do what the man says." I wanna know whose decision it was to take us there. XD 
 My parents are insisting I binge all of Foundation season 2 because apparently it is very epic and feminist which... I find hard to believe... but hopefully it'll at least be entertaining. 
 You gave so many deets in your substack, the FBI knows exactly who your are now. 
 They can't find me in the caves! 
 #followfriday -- some interesting people, list incomplete

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 You ratting me out to the FBI? 
 Duolingo is yelling at me for not being on top of my Spanish lessons but I think it's a bit backwards to say "here, take this lesson, but if you mess up three times we're gonna put you in time out for an hour." XD

Nah if I'm messing up you should give me MORE. 
 Because all this childfree business has been making headlines recently I decided to take a look at the childfree corner of the internet and... the discussion did not center on the things I thought it would. I suppose if I categorize FDS as "so agonizingly close... yet so far," I'd categorize childfree as "right direction, but a long ways to go." 
 Just let a woman into my workplace who was frantically pulling at the door thinking she was in trouble. Turns out she was caught up in the ridiculous traffic today so is very late for theater rehearsal. Then she yelled at me for a good 30 seconds for not being quick enough to unlock the door. Ma'am, aren't you late though? 👀 
 My former workplace really is imploding at an alarming rate. 🍿 
 It still feels wrong to schedule my own dentist appointments. It's like signing up to be tortured in an underground bunker where no one can hear me scream. My heart says no but my brain says, "logically, you need this, cause your teeth are miserable." 
 Do you find obstacles unique to forming meaningful relationships with other women? 

If so, what do those obstacles tend to be? 
 The beverage coordinator had a health emergency. He was the only one on site who knew how to change out the kegs. I YouTubed how to change a keg. I am now Keg Girl. This is how you get promotions at music festivals. 
 What are you, some sort of perfectionist? 
 I think law enforcement should classify lawn mowers as lethal weapons! 
 From what I have seen, I do not think lawn mowing should be left to our eventual overlords. 
 Today I, a city dweller, used a lawn mower for the first time. 

With this new experience, I now have a brand new fear: Running over a rock with a lawn mower. 
 What do you even need mulch for? 
 Home and gardening trade shows or flower shows use the most mulch. But any outdoor events have pathways it needs to maintain so mulch is used there as well along with wood. I had one “award winning gardener” curse me out for not bringing him the correct type of mulch. XD 
 I’ve been “mulch girl,” “bucket girl,” and “toilet girl.” This festival, it seems I am “ladder girl.” 
 A good rundown for anyone who plans to watch the upcoming Ahsoka series!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q9DkzJNmoY 
 My sister mentioned to me that soon the debates for all the Republicans running for president will begin. I asked when the debates for the Democrats would take place. Apparently, there won't be any because - according to her - no one wants to make Biden look bad. Apparently, that is also the reason why only two people are running against him because to do so would be a damaging political move on account of running against someone requiring you to point out their weaknesses as a leader. 

But... should we not be pointing out the weaknesses of our leaders? Wouldn't doing so motivate any given leader to do better? It seems counterintuitive to me that showing the holes in someone's plan in an honest to goodness debate is the whole purpose of having a debate to begin with. And is dissent not part of the whole purpose of checks and balances? 

Then my sister goes on further to explain that because of that whole dynamic, none of the Democrats running against Biden have any real shot at getting a nomination. She pointed to that Kennedy guy that I see people latching onto explaining he was a crazy conspiracy theorist so even bringing him on TV is unthinkable because "it's bad to platform bad ideas."

And that seems to be straight out of the TRA handbook. There can be no debate because a debate means giving people who don't agree with us a platform. However if what they're saying is so unreasonable, shouldn't getting the upper hand in a debate be easy? If an idea is so terrible, will your mind really be corrupted by listening to that speech, reading that book, or watching that interview? 

My sister thinks... yes, you would be corrupted. She says the average person is not smart enough to have adequate political opinions... which is basically the whole reason the electoral college exists... an aspect of our elections that has caused an earthquake more than once. 

Idk. I might not know much about political strategy, but my sister is very keyed into things on the political left and the way she talks about it doesn't make the unspoken rules career politicians seem like a good temperature check of a legitimate government. 
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 I wanna be on the staff email chain for this lol. 
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 I wear my Santa vest and Yoda ears for all impromptu parties on the road. 
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 I keep seeing people mention the roman empire recently and I'm not sure how or why it hs become a meme. 
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 Luckily they’ve line up the replacement kegs within the trailer so I don’t have to move them too far. I will tomorrow though. RIP.