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Nina Paley | 1 years ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +1 
 White chocolate: why does it exist? What is wrong with people??
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a very tangle of snakes 👁️🐍 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @Nina Paley Now I'm going to rent your room just to fight you :grr:
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Nina Paley | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Why does Aldi do THIS?

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bfd3d589 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Why are you oppressing me?
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Cousin_Martha_Corey | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 It’s not good as just a candy, by itself, but what about white chocolate macadamia nut cookies?
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Kingstrum | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @Nina Paley I'm fairly certain white chocolate is mentioned in that most dread of tomes, The Necronomicon, as a harbinger of Yog-Sothoth. It acts as a micro-black hole to let the Outer Chaos seep in, just really, really slowly.

Obviously the counter-agent is the darkest of dark chocolates. Bitter to the point of warping ones mind around the concepts of space-time, entropy, & adjustable-rate mortgages.

#OuterGodsAndElderCandies #12thDimensionalConfections #TheSecretIngrediantIsInsanity