doughnootz 

 The sin has been comitted. 

 it should be illegal to be this brilliant 

 gog
magog
sugmagog 

 @rees @XenoWhitePowers @anime graf mays 🛰️🪐 The new Pet Sematary too. Still haven't seen the remake from a few years ago though, might do that later. 

 gentlemen as you head out hunting this beautiful fall friday night remember that it's not legally rape if she cums 

 otnemip 

 pima 

 I don't know what supper is and I don't want to know dinner that's what I'm about. 

 Unsolved Mysteries documentary is out today
https://pluto.tv/en/on-demand/series/6512075391ee7c001a02986b/episode/6512075391ee7c001a029878 

 I am strongly considering making pigs in a blanket 

 I'm not pretentious

I'm postentious 

 tfw patrice will never call you pumpkin 

 If you ever wonder why a fansub group is taking so long to put out subs 95% of the time the reason is that their translator is on twitter or discord whining about Republicans rather than translating. That's literally all. They don't have lives or anything. 

 I'm gonna scoop your eyes out of their sockets with a melon baller 

 I recently watched Lego Movie 2 and this is very embarrassing and shameful for me to admit but I have that Queen Whatevra song stuck in my head 

 wormge hjuice 

 me irl

https://maymays.breastmilk.club/media/48e9e0cd9735f96c2674e13ab2f2156ffb467f2885004b96310bc343eacfd86b.jpg 

 Good morning fellow fedizens. It's Tuesday morning and I've got a mighty hankering to cum inside a juicy BLACK pussy today. HBU? 

 I can't take Korean movies seriously. 

 >start watching movie
>realize I already watched it a few months ago and just don't remember it because it sucked

Very common. 

 i usually hate dudes with no chin but gary oldman is cool with me 

 eatin a big breakfast plate at midnight and no one can stop me 

 cookie cuckolding 

 making timmy watch me eat like 9 oreos after his mom said he cant have any 

 i think kids are stupid and also retarded because they have to ask permission to eat cookies lmao 

 i like pizza 

 where you people at 

 tfw debbie harry will never inspect your cock 

 I groan every time a youtuber stops their video to whine about the percentage of viewers aren't subscribed like bro I'm about to shut this shit off and not even watch you can choke on MY DICK 

 strange happenings to night 

 sheeit-fil-a 

 Chromium Snap is hopelessly broken at this point so I am finally switching to Brave completely 

 The way people expect you to be glued to your phone now is so gay. No I did not see the text you sent me two minutes ago yet. Hop off my nutsack smh. 

 im a weird man im nuts im crazy 

 his name is jared and he likes to eat the sammiches 

 millennials and zoomers not saying 'like' every other word challenge 

 cheerios piss me off what do they have to be so cheery about give me a bowl of gloomios please 

 angloids saying 'h' instead of 'haych' challenge 

 Therapist: CGI Alfred with a weird PS1 walk cycle isn't real, he can't hurt you.

CGI Alfred with a weird PS1 walk cycle:

https://maymays.breastmilk.club/media/3cbd12d60b714d0c1e1e743375660ab1439391d1465737753122c24547dd61c8.jpg 

 

https://maymays.breastmilk.club/media/edcffda7968e22fd9832cce606ab78852e16db8b4b944a98f5a8feebb7c3228e.jpg 

 pizza 

 bro that's howard 

 dewl
jewl
kewl
mewl
rewl
tewl
thats all of em 

 Cats are hard af

https://maymays.breastmilk.club/media/41fa7936185a2629d7bbe9f2ebbaa83e367bc0052949e1aff520a1e9f44e2c4b.mp4 

 Women are sick and my righteous fury is an important part of their medicine regimen. 

 cornbreads little socks 

 "You don't have to get so angry baa baa baa"

YES I DO BITCH. YES. I. DO. 

 jump down turn around pick a bale of cotton 

 If Batman was real I'd be his biggest fan but if I ever actually saw him I'd probably yell FUCK YOU BATMAN just to keep him on his toes just to keep a soldier frosty 

 Drink milk. Think milk. Eat milk. Taste milk. 

 i had sex with this black girl and she said im allowed to say the n word now 

 I am an hour and 20 minutes into Basquiat and just now realized that's Jeff Wright