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 I am an hour and 20 minutes into Basquiat and just now realized that's Jeff Wright 
 I may white but I'm a nigger you ask anybody 
 If you're surprised by how often men think about Rome wait until you find out how often we think about OPTIMUS PRIME, GODZILLA, AND SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 
 Communal eating is gross and there's almost nothing I hate watching other people do more than eating. 
 @mushroom soup @rees This is why the smart ones just shave their heads and wear wigs or those glue on hairpieces 
 Friday. Made some chicken tendies. Shitting on w*men. We're so back. 
 >they released Iria on BS
sheeeit 
 These Tomb Raider remakes look almost as bad the GTA Trilogy DE. Diversity hiring has destroyed art direction in games. 
 @c1b36ff8 I remember wanting this set when it came out. 'The Ballad of Gay Tony' vibes. 
 when the crunch effect takes over and there just happens to be a hammer and saw nearby :wojak_evilgrin: 
 that boys got the crunch in his head 
 Can’t wait to go to breakfast tomorrow and the girl behind the counter to ask me another questi... 
 @Turdicus, of the Rain Ask her what her bra size is 
 @GolfCartLady :miss_gcl: :verified_pink2: this cat is

LITERALLY ME

because

we both love pigging out on 

big juicy melons 
 nostr:npub1jm40a4vk6mf3ugh7cyc6rmcrld33wuqds03xu4agn0fje8l6ydmqfz83x3 just bought one cc nostr:np... 
 @67975218 @mushroom soup standing to drive you to the hospital after you cut your finger off 
 nostr:npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e idk who or what that is ​... 
 exchanged my size 4.5 ring for a 4 and i think i need to exchange it again for a 3.5 
 @67975218 You need to eat some donatsu-tachi and put some weight on desu 
 Ashley confirmed for Brawl 
 How did I just find out yesterday that Jay Williams got arrested 
 Account of a Rockefeller becoming a Reptilian at Bohemian Grove 1080p.mp4 
 popeye but he eats kale instead of spinach because he's a l*beral 
 @mushroom soup There are only two things in this world I can't stand. People who are intolerant of other peoples culture, and the Dutch. 
 Look at this monstrosity of a development they built in my old neighborhood.

You get 1/8 an acre and you can hear your neighbors fucking. That'll be one million dollars please.

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 I ask kids irl all the time what they want to be when they grow up...

My friends kids.
Customers... 
 @GolfCartLady :miss_gcl: :verified_pink2: @95d192d4 Youtuber instead of movie star is the new word for famous billionaire, like Mr Beast. I wanted to be Goku or Spider-man personally. 
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 first day here and im already wrench reacted 
 @korgster shut the hell up 
 You sound like a woman. You sound like the girls who sang on How Deep is Your Love. 
 Blackhat doesn't feel like Mann at all. I can see why he's only made one movie since this. 
 ice cream coma 
 i cant believe filoni made bigger luke canon 
 megin a chuna an ayyg sammich 
 ash and pikachu are GAY 
 straight to jail for crimes against humeownity 
 pimento cheese :meowDrool: 
 just kidding i love gamera 
 Bad news for my enemies

I WOKE UP

And now me and my CREW are gonna send each other tons of HENTAI 
 In Batman Begins Bruce refuses to kill the prisoner but then burns down the temple and kills a bunch of people anyway 🤔 
 Who is responsible for this ⬇️
:niggafat1::niggafat2::niggafat3:
:niggafat4::niggafat5::nigga... 
 shirts over 9lbs now and its a bit hard to move it around 
 @67975218 Weighted shirt? You're basically Goku now. 
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 @sociopathic narcissistic pervert @rees @JAJAX @Albastı need a ball bra to support my huge balls 
 still dont know what succotash is 
 Everything is pissing me off today 
 @JAJAX Have a bowl of cottage cheese with bacon bits 
 @cassidyclown The Pharoah is orange. Building the pyramid is racist. Transdead children need mummy affirming care. 
 I wonder what would happen to someone if they coughed, sneezed, hiccuped, burped, barfed, pissed, came, farted, and shit all at the same time. 
 i been making rings for 3 days straight and have enough to expand my hauberk a bit. had the choic... 
 @67975218 gonna be showin a lil tum tum 
 The free download limits on Mega are a joke these days. 
 panties with those little bows on them are so boner inducing i dont even know why that little bow looks so fucking stupid and serves no purpose but they get me rock hard 
 If you'd like me to visit your country I'm gonna need some data on average breast size first thank you very much 
 Don't let Ruina see that 
 JAV actress whispers 'suki da yo' at the camera

Me: um um i like you too maam 
 not everything needs to be a mental illness, niggas can just be a little quirky 
 @cassidyclown horoscope more like whoroscope she made for the streets 
 potato is nigga for irish pipo thats our word 
 if something was like batman would you call it batmany or batmanish 
 poeming writery 
 writin poems writing poetry 
 hey bitch i said hey bitch i said hey 
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 @rees @Xuya @:epstein: :hitler: Big :catnoearschew: Duck :mrqua... @BowsacSummer @Giga Vril Breaker @[empty] @Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I'm sick again somehow but my appetite has been fine. I got like 30 bucks in random bills today so I went and got a pimento sandwich from chick-fil-a again :meowDrool: 
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 @rees @Alex Gleason @Rasterman You know what I think about every day is that the perfect person to play Bond exists (Henry Cavill) and is prime for the role right now, but our culture is so far gone EON will cast an effeminate beta male or a non white instead. We're getting fucked out of so much good stuff left and right. 
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 @rees Send me $200 paypig 
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 @rees @Rasterman @Alex Gleason I like the original Ian Fleming novels a lot more than the movies and Cavill is Fleming's Bond in the flesh. Tim Dalton was the closest so far and he got fucked out of making more than two movies because of a rights dispute. The only Bond movie since Dalton's two that I think was actually good was Casino Royale.