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 first name: Farty
last name: McFartface
country of residence: your mom 
 Recently had some financial difficulty and had a Bitcoiner of all people inform me about how I ne... 
 Sometimes you gotta use fiat, and then it's best to use a credit card, so you don't need to hodl that fiat shitcoin 
 Only makes sense if you can settle the CC debt with bitcoin tho 
 If you're 100% in bitcoin, you don't have any fiat 
 The goal for everyone will be different, for me, it's to hold and use as little fiat currency as possoble 
 new nuts arrived 
 I AM HERE TO MAKE FUCK YOU TECH THE STANDARD AND WE WILL HAVE FUN WHILE WE DO IT. 
 NOSTR VIBES!! 
 Which altcoiner will next go to prison? 
 Charles Hopkinson from cardanooh 
 If you are going to answer me that it is for the roads please with all the taxes you would save b... 
 - If the state does not protect you from physical violence by third parties
- If the state does n... 
 Go to Settings -> Privacy -> Phone number

Select: Who can see my number: Nobody

nostr:note1hgsd... 
 nice. Now next they can drop the shitcoin wallet 
 2009 TARP
2022 BTFP
2024 ????

What are we gonna call the next bailout?


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 BARF . very catchy!

 
 We all need a little bit of alex johnes in our life,once in a while 
 2009 TARP
2022 BTFP
2024 ????

What are we gonna call the next bailout?


nostr:nevent1qqspuvmvyx4f228a9s8yn2cfhu498w0dga0wyzvg25j3h80d2g4wa9gpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsyg8u7u9ytnagzl42syaeh29rwht385ckna9z0u7u4s75jyfd7e7n0cpsgqqqqqqs2c2ng6 
 "intrinsic value" 
 very important point. at the least the sending user should have the choice if he wants to send the zap to the service 
 a lot of people having trouble staying humble these days... not on nostr though! What a nice place 
 Accidentally deleted Twitter from my phone yesterday while attempting to crack the apk and remove... 
 never install these trash APKs . only access in browser if must ;) 
 but but but who will fix the roads??

https://m.primal.net/HhXt.jpg
 
 stacking > staking 
 Sty hmbl, stck sts

Vowls are only syntactic sugar, can be omitted 
 i got it as a nostr DM. In snort or Amethyst it will show up as a cashu token, with buttons to claim, or zap to my profile.

If the nostr client doesn't parse it, it can be pasted into a cashu wallet like enuts, minibits, nutstash to claim as ecash,

or it can be redeemed to a lightning address https://redeem.cashu.me/ 
 ⚠ Important ⚠

https://legend.lnbits.com/cashu/api/v1/4gr9Xcmz3XEkUNwiBiQGoC Mint will shut down on March 20th 2024 . Minting new ecash (swap-in/peg-in) has been disabled. Sending ecash and withdrawing will work until March 20th 2024. After that date, all sats left in the mint will go towards the nutstash development fund (except for claims of lost nuts that have been made).


What you should do:
1. check if you have ecash from the mint mentioned above
2. If yes, withdraw them to a lightning wallet, or swap them to another mint
3. Let others know by sharing this message 
 i will put it to good use 
 soon ™ 
 Grain-based carbs are poison ☠️ 
 a lil poison never killed nobody...


a lot of poison did though 
 What if I had an unexpected force close of a Lightning channel (Mobile Electrum Wallet<—>Electr... 
 If the closing transaction is not onchain, isn't the channel still open? Maybe i misunderstood something 
 Yeah probably. Or even just your node marking it as closed, without watchin the chain. Since you initiated the close.
 You could try to rebradcast with higher fee, or cpfp.

Or wait for low fees 
 Lightning then: don't install, it's reckless
Lightning now: Pls ser release dat preimage, mi famili 
 🥷we have a hostage situation  
 I don't have many heros but this guy is one of them.

nostr:nevent1qqsz26uekr87uke7ugcgf3843ecgx3... 
 100% 
  🫂 
  🫂 we love you

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 What do you all think? Reels on top of the feed? 
nostr:nevent1qqs84ps7yhmjmaraqjjenzfvv3v9drgnge... 
 Amethyst is so awesome 
 Please go ZAP this story if you can spare some sats

https://bolt.fun/story/proxnut-buildinpublic-getting-up-to-speed--1131 
 correct, but the 'sent' ecash had not been claimed yet by anyone, so it is still valid!

 
 in ecash, the transaction is only complete once the receiver has claimed the ecash = (destroy received token & create his own) to prevent double spending  
 yes, telegram is not end to end encrypted. It's basically like posting on twitter 
 📢 AMA with gandlaf: Unveiling PROXNUT!

https://stacker.news/items/267816 
 if my steak 🥩 identifies as a broccoli 🥦, am i a vegan? 
 Broke: Nostr is a decentralized network of social media applications

Woke: Nostr is the censorsh... 
 coke: 👃tr 
 what is ecash? 

Comparing ecash to Bitcoin is stupid, but i did it anyway 

https://cdn.nostr.build/i/2f5a7f032f2fc983660208f9d010f5f7b1661c3690a687349cce067545281570.jpg 
 you are 100% correct  
 > Bitcoin is literally ecash

False

> Cashu is a bank

correct  
 pura vida, stay humble and stack sats 🤙 
 pura stack humble vida sats stay 
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 Social "graph" 
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 ooooooooof 
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 It does say this account, so it may not be related to that specific post.

But still tho, if true, primal is already ded 
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 wait, you pay and still see ads???? 
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 I'm saying your not very objective, as cashu has seen an insane adoption in only about 6 months ago of starting to be developed by a single guy @calle 👁️⚡👁️ , to now where even you have heard of it and multiple open source projects are being independently developed. 

A lot of it is arguably due to memes 
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 Thanks! the plan is once a week 
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 dayum 
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 i use Bitcoin because there is no second best

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 you thought wrong, brotha

better luck next time 
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 pumpydumpy 
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 Maybe what they need to hear is the truth though