anyone here successfully switch from illustrator to affinity designer?
i'm thinking about finally trying to completely de-adobify my workflow in the coming months and wanna hear about annoying differences and such.
You need the app to get the discount.
You need the app to talk to your friends.
You need the app to get into the concert.
You need the app to receive your paycheck.
You need the app to pay your rent.
You need the app to use your health insurance.
You need the app to get internet access.
You need the app to renew your driver's license.
You need the app to get your monthly bugs ration.
You need the app to get in the line that points AWAY from the mass grave.
In the 60s, DARPA successfully genetically engineered a cobra/stingray hybrid, issuing it to the Navy SEALs as a replacement for the M3 Grease Gun.
The intended use case was filling VC tunnels with truckloads of salt water and sending in the "Cobrays" in using buckets to finish the job.
The SEALs quickly discovered that they could simply throw them at the enemy. If the venomous fangs didn't get them, the painful stings would lead to a quick surrender. Occasionally, a Charlie would get "Steve Irwined."
A muzzle device was developed for both the M79 and the China Lake, used with 40mm blanks, allowed them to be launched from a safe range of up to 150 yards.
Overall, one of DARPA's more successful endeavors.
Way better than the Internet.
downloading the app feeds the beast, and his ass is gorging itself so much his ten dicks are liable to make the whore of bablyon pop like the hindenburg. and he's got his eyes set on you next. his big horn is squealing lies like a sow in heat. it's so much easier. you must have a smartphone. how have you made it this far without the app. we only accept the app. you must download the app to conduct business. put the app in your wrist. on your forehead. nye ain't just a county in nevada with a great radio host. the end. the app is the end.
with every notification of app installation you receive, another trumpet is added to the chorus. another ten score unholy soldiers join the ranks of the fallen. that old thorn tree gets blown around just a little more. it's the literal ultimate accelerationism. god man men, steve jobs made them all damned. if he weren't the goddamn devil hisself he certainly presides over his own stately principality in hell. rage against the app. avoid the app more than the plague. more than a bullet. don't download the app. die first.
while we're at it, everyone on fedi should get together and share one amazon account. to get the login you just prove you added a $25 gift card credit. and we just see what happens.
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