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 we should all be refusing to use email instead.

even harder to sign up for the app then. 
 Im switching to a 100% activated almonds diet 
 raw cashews are the money nut. 
 There's no Moe coming to save us. 
 cats sleep an average of infinity hours a day. 
 why do i suddenly want a mcgriddle? 
 nostr:npub1a6qefggwqa4a96cgeza5q2utc68rkcp8zsflrryjpd5v22mda4hqzruwyx I spent 30 minutes the othe... 
 Tacholm Syndrome 
 ate some french toast and all my pain is perdu 
 for sale:
french toast. 
never eaten. 
only dropped once. 
 Anyone got a good lav mic recommendation? 
 Shure SM57 and a heavy duty alligator clip. 
 I have four (cheap) 14” hubcaps in the garage I bought to put on our yaris before it was killed... 
 you know i run on 24 inch chrome.

(with a hubcap taped to one) 
 wolf eyes arrrooogha 
 related note: my car only has one hubcap left and i keep forgetting to throw it away. 
 Missed my reply. 
 Somebody needs to make a Hubhub so that people can keep track of all the hubs there are. 
 Our minds and souls are all connected through The Scoobert Resonances. 
 maybe zoomers will be more patriotic if they put a tax on tapioca. 

they can have them a Boston Boba Ball. 
 FB Radom Access Memory 
 the human body can't see more than 15hz 
 no one will ever need more than 7.83 hz. 
 Friendly reminder now that Autumn is approaching:

Don't forget to lock up your Dremels at night so that the Mexican Chamfering Spiders don't use them to chamfer all the nice sharp corners in your house!

You can tell that you forgot if you are constantly woken up by loud Dremeling noises.

MCS's can infest a house in the blink of an eye, so watch out.

Luckily they're only out of hibernation for ten months out of year! 
 Tell the world, stop the war 
 if we stopped war, what would never change? 
 Yo firemen, i got a cooler name for The Jaws of Life for you:

The Jaws of Death 
 nostr:npub1a6qefggwqa4a96cgeza5q2utc68rkcp8zsflrryjpd5v22mda4hqzruwyx why r u at hole fudds 
 not by choice. tho to give the devil his due they do have the best canned parmesan. 
 whole foods is the best place to go to see 30 year old white guys who you think are 90 year old chinese ladies for a second before you see em good. 
 they also added a new proto-mark of the beast payment system. 
 AutoHAARP 
 they're redefining "engaged in the business as a dealer in cum."

you won't be able to trade cum for meth OR asbestos anymore!

literally 1969... 
 are they getting rid of #fridey or #nolasagnaday? 
 guys i made a mistake i forgor to buy cr123s 
 last time i was in walmart i was happy to see they had big cheap packs of them on the aisle endcaps right next to the AAs. 
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 it's ballistol, y'all. 
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 :fuddbuster_happy: 
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 it's easy to flip the i and the a. 
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 the more people who are annoying / stubborn / obstinate / paranoid / crazy about it, the better off everyone will be. be "that guy." tell them it's the reason why they're not getting your money. tell them you don't have a phone. ignore them. go without it. it's not something you need. if it requires an app that should be enough for you to not want it. do whatever it takes to not download the app. people lived without apps for a long time. apps will be the death of everything you care about. 
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 ladies looove the smell of ballistol. 
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 for the DIY community, not for when it breaks. 😆 
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 the powerhouse of the county fair.