i had that idea the first second i heard the name nostr.


mu

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alt: mu@collapsitarian.io

I'd rather die on my feet
than live like your mom.


i heard her secret is she has boobs.


they should try yanking them some bitches.


damn, hang in there!


did the orcs attack y'all again?


naw, they do it all with VR now.


THE News: https://timelineearth.podbean.com/


I got a piece on The News!


pretty sure those are pterodactyls.


Vectors Rule Everything Around Me


anyone here successfully switch from illustrator to affinity designer?

i'm thinking about finally trying to completely de-adobify my workflow in the coming months and wanna hear about annoying differences and such.


War. War never changes...


You need the app to get the discount.

You need the app to talk to your friends.

You need the app to get into the concert.

You need the app to receive your paycheck.

You need the app to pay your rent.

You need the app to use your health insurance.

You need the app to get internet access.

You need the app to renew your driver's license.

You need the app to get your monthly bugs ration.

You need the app to get in the line that points AWAY from the mass grave.


anyone who downloads the app is your enemy. don't treat them with human dignity.


tornadoes are super loud: you don't even have to go outside to know they're there.


oh god, imagine if U2 gets ahold of this technology...


sounds like y'all need a FEMAstat...


graphene blocked it!


i actually have a few other patches i might try to get made soon. much like last year's merch that totally got made.


i'll see what i can do. 😆

it's frankly already amazing the stickers are real with the katakana and everything.


https://youtu.be/Ks1nv5NTWuE?si=XqKfKIt8I7CO4l4m

I didn't know he was gonna say "Ballistol-Chan." 😆


anybody collecting mu designs should go get some C&Rsenal shirts! you'll get stickers.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/c-rsenal-soft-t-shirts-2023#/

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i wanna say it involves robots.


people do be throwing rugs away at night.


that's the nature of the blues. 💙


i can tell this is fake because his hand isn't a hologram like it is in real life.


🎵A-hey ding-a dang-a-a
Dang-a long ling loooooooong
Life in a southern town
A-hey dinging dang-a🎵


the wired is so much better.


d- do you think i say things expecting people to know what they mean?


black cats always know the start of spooky season.


one claw, too.


i had a one-crab day for anyone wondering.


and a crab respecter to boot.


i don't.


In the 60s, DARPA successfully genetically engineered a cobra/stingray hybrid, issuing it to the Navy SEALs as a replacement for the M3 Grease Gun.

The intended use case was filling VC tunnels with truckloads of salt water and sending in the "Cobrays" in using buckets to finish the job.

The SEALs quickly discovered that they could simply throw them at the enemy. If the venomous fangs didn't get them, the painful stings would lead to a quick surrender. Occasionally, a Charlie would get "Steve Irwined."

A muzzle device was developed for both the M79 and the China Lake, used with 40mm blanks, allowed them to be launched from a safe range of up to 150 yards.

Overall, one of DARPA's more successful endeavors.

Way better than the Internet.


the spots make it look pretty poisonous.

i'd try one.


i ate a fairly hairy one the other day.

also caught a couple more mudcrabs recently. i don't eat them tho.


they vary a lot no matter where i find em. colors can change radically on a single crab once they've been out the water a few minutes.


oh yeah, and everybody go buy C&Rsenal's shirts:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/c-rsenal-soft-t-shirts-2023#/


fuck, i gotta stop app revaltionposting and get back to crab posting.


downloading the app feeds the beast, and his ass is gorging itself so much his ten dicks are liable to make the whore of bablyon pop like the hindenburg. and he's got his eyes set on you next. his big horn is squealing lies like a sow in heat. it's so much easier. you must have a smartphone. how have you made it this far without the app. we only accept the app. you must download the app to conduct business. put the app in your wrist. on your forehead. nye ain't just a county in nevada with a great radio host. the end. the app is the end.


i wouldn't download the app for all the free chick-fil-a in GOMAZ.


with every notification of app installation you receive, another trumpet is added to the chorus. another ten score unholy soldiers join the ranks of the fallen. that old thorn tree gets blown around just a little more. it's the literal ultimate accelerationism. god man men, steve jobs made them all damned. if he weren't the goddamn devil hisself he certainly presides over his own stately principality in hell. rage against the app. avoid the app more than the plague. more than a bullet. don't download the app. die first.


fridey is good.


everything this week is designed to drive me insane.


The #1 Loooooooooong Deer-Tracking Instance
:deer_butt: :deer_lengthener: :deer_head:


just use a 50 gallon drum like a real american.


The Bureaucats


stayed right around $3/lb (+/- 50¢ week to week) for about two years now.


that was it.


if
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ground pork still holding it down as the best cheapest meat.

when it skyrockets we'll know we're in for some real trouble.


2% milk is an abomination.

it's whole (breast) or nothin'.


gross.


while we're at it, everyone on fedi should get together and share one amazon account. to get the login you just prove you added a $25 gift card credit. and we just see what happens.


no, we bring back payphones and then replace those with pay fax machines and do all our business from those.


we should all be refusing to use email instead.

even harder to sign up for the app then.


raw cashews are the money nut.


it's easy to flip the i and the a.


There's no Moe coming to save us.


cats sleep an average of infinity hours a day.


it's ballistol, y'all.


ladies looove the smell of ballistol.


for the DIY community, not for when it breaks. 😆


why do i suddenly want a mcgriddle?


Tacholm Syndrome


the more people who are annoying / stubborn / obstinate / paranoid / crazy about it, the better off everyone will be. be "that guy." tell them it's the reason why they're not getting your money. tell them you don't have a phone. ignore them. go without it. it's not something you need. if it requires an app that should be enough for you to not want it. do whatever it takes to not download the app. people lived without apps for a long time. apps will be the death of everything you care about.


the powerhouse of the county fair.


for sale:
french toast.
never eaten.
only dropped once.


Shure SM57 and a heavy duty alligator clip.


you know i run on 24 inch chrome.

(with a hubcap taped to one)


related note: my car only has one hubcap left and i keep forgetting to throw it away.


Somebody needs to make a Hubhub so that people can keep track of all the hubs there are.


Our minds and souls are all connected through The Scoobert Resonances.


maybe zoomers will be more patriotic if they put a tax on tapioca.

they can have them a Boston Boba Ball.


FB Radom Access Memory


no one will ever need more than 7.83 hz.


double subscribed

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Friendly reminder now that Autumn is approaching:

Don't forget to lock up your Dremels at night so that the Mexican Chamfering Spiders don't use them to chamfer all the nice sharp corners in your house!

You can tell that you forgot if you are constantly woken up by loud Dremeling noises.

MCS's can infest a house in the blink of an eye, so watch out.

Luckily they're only out of hibernation for ten months out of year!


if we stopped war, what would never change?


Yo firemen, i got a cooler name for The Jaws of Life for you:

The Jaws of Death


not by choice. tho to give the devil his due they do have the best canned parmesan.


they also added a new proto-mark of the beast payment system.


whole foods is the best place to go to see 30 year old white guys who you think are 90 year old chinese ladies for a second before you see em good.


AutoHAARP


they're redefining "engaged in the business as a dealer in cum."

you won't be able to trade cum for meth OR asbestos anymore!

literally 1969...


are they getting rid of #fridey or #nolasagnaday?


last time i was in walmart i was happy to see they had big cheap packs of them on the aisle endcaps right next to the AAs.