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 One thing that shocked me deeply in Europe was I saw no young people in high end restaurants and ... 
 I once tipped a waitress in Yurop. She was so shocked that she fell in love with me.  
 Thank you. We should strive to build a solid membrane to separate the positive from the negative here on Nostr.  
 Of fuck, I forgot you were a faggot bot.  
 In addition to filtering bitcoin posts, I propose filtering all the anarchist bullies who drove my most beloved follower @NSA 🇺🇲☑️ away. 
Anyone who speaks ill of the government, who is not gay for the US of A should be tracked and put into camps. If they're overseas, their cities should be left looking like Detroit. Bullying is not okay.  
 What if #Satoshi was "Evil"?!

Some of you may have already come to this understanding, but I can... 
 Why do you call him Satoshi instead of using his real name? 
 That's an interesting approach. Everyone else so far thought it was okay to ruin the mystery.  
 I thought of a joke around "electrolytes, they make plants grow", but couldn't figure it out

Instead, I got this one: what does Musk call the people he doesn't like?
Fuelcels  
 Thank you. We should strive to build a solid membrane to separate the positive from the negative here on Nostr.  
 I'm mildly curious of who those people are. Hells Angels? 
 The marines have Full Metal Jacket, but the army got Saving Private Ryan. The army wins again with a bigger budget. 😀 
 I don't know about anything lol but what if when uploading video on nostr.build had an optional t... 
 Make a bot that downloads movies using magnet links and gives you a URL with the mp4.  
 governments, banking, armies - always followed CENTRALIZED command structure ever since their exi... 
 You in the corps, nigga
You keep it raw, nigga
Fuck what you saw, nigga
We in a war, nigga 
 GM ☀️ multi-culturalism is a lie 
 I always do one culture at a time on agar in a petri dish.  
 hum.... is duckduckgo broken for anyone else? 
 It's broken. Use Google.  
 #DuckDuckGo #search is down right now. What is a good #privacy respecting alternative? #asknostr 
 What about adding "status" and "topic" fields to the event register, and maybe adding a second di... 
 We need an extensible Nostr browser. Something more robust than JS to let you customize the UI. It won't be funded, so best hope is to beg existing client devs and get ignored. 😀 
 Utility of zaps is tiny compared to what it could be cause clients don't allow sorting by zap amount. It doesn't really matter now that Nostr is sleepy enough for Global to be usable.  
 I would like to build Graph computing over Nostr.
Any help and suggestions are welcome

What
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 Neo4j database + crawler. 
Who's funding it? Seems like a dead on arrival project 
 It's a dead project. There aren't enough users here for any ad-dependent project. You have no funding, and none will be given. Play with neo4j it's a fun way to waste some time.  
 2 good devs could write better apps in a year. Most of dev effort is wasted on zap bullshit. 

You also can hire much cheaper devs from India and Eastern Europe. 

Relay development has completely stagnated, no updates in a year for 2 most popular ones.  
 Welcome. 

I don't see how you're not aware of the fact that Nostr obviously failed as social media. Fedi is a much better domain for your project because of Threads. 

Your project will not be well received because fedi and nostr users don't want to be easily searchable.  
 So I watched a few documentaries about the pirate bay. It's a bit sad that the founders didn't really benefit from it. Although they never expected to make any money from it anyway. Their funding came from an eccentric millionaire, and their site design was extremely simple light and efficient. 

I see some demand for torrents here. #soulseek and #ipfs mentions. Perhaps relays can function as a tracker?

Piracy and torrents are a more fascinating case of a p2p software triumph compared to crypto. People would seed for no reason aside from acting against Hollywood Juden. Behind the noble slogans is just a simple desire to consume media for free. 

Is it relevant? I find only a tiny number of big budget productions interesting these days. Maybe there's a good movie once a year. So torrents don't even matter when there's nothing interesting to download.  
 There are more modern libs like Textual 
 There's ones for golang and rust if it's what you want.  
 who is going to be trump after trump? 
 I should really learn some ncurses bindings 
 There are more modern libs like Textual 
 idea pitch for nostr....instead of betterhelp, we create betterhugs 
 Meth is cheaper than therapy 
 Why not both? Let's bankrupt therapy companies with this new approach.  
 Stop it. You're making me blush! 
 Have you tried Whisper? 
 Wait, whisper is speech to text 
 It's speech to text from openai. But open source, so you can run locally 
 Meeting with the regional manager of of a management company who oversees 3000 units. 

I'm going... 
 Call the WEF. The faggots online say they replace hoomans with robots.  
 Nigbot started stalking me right after Rabble's bot stopped. 
Rabble made nigbot.  
 Lying ass old faggot

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 Or just pay artists to post on Masto 
 So we have 2 troons on Nostr and they seem to be fairly well respected. I don't hate those 2 particular ones, it's just what they post is of no value for me. I don't hate troons in general unless they're ugly and crying for attention. I'd even admit that a tiny minority of troons are quite beautiful, and tradcucks are just mad cause of cognitive dissonance.  
 Bitcoin has pizza

 #monero can have 1) fried chicken and watermelon 2) kebab 3) burito
 
 Send XMR to nigbot, address, name, SSN too 
 Client side bug? 
 So your best option on desktop is the Frankenstein of waydroid+amethyst? 
 Artificial intelligence and the companies that wield its possibilities are going to transform the... 
 Will you try to stop irresponsible use of TTS and voice conversion? How? 
 🤔 a 'Mute Bitcoin' feed could work either as Global but minus bitcoin & bitcoin slogans. Or it... 
 Clients should ask: are you greedy and retarded? If the answer is no, bitcoin posts get filtered.  
 I'm really interested in cryptocurrencies except for bitcoin.  
 I don't know this one. Let me look it up.  
 Decentralized social network? Already sounds bad. All blockchain based social media apps are doomed to fail IMO. All p2p messengers are doomed to fail too.  
 OpenBazaar rejected the black market.

The black market is still around. OpenBazaar is dead.  
 Same exact issue with particl. Talk to the devs, and they'll make it clear to you that their approved use of particl is not black market.

You didn't find it useful cause there was nothing interesting to buy there. 

Their cryptocurrency suffers from multiple flaws. Small anonymity set, PoS vulnerabilities and centralization, shitty and confusing wallets. 

Overall, similar situation as the Session project: imperial overreach. 
 
 nostr:npub1k8mmhj89jpwen0hfqpvj8vgpa63fkvqkvu2uzmqmz62jj76a2xaq2gudtv fake cel 
 I firmly believe you're the real Ghislaine, or her younger hotter clone.  
 PSA: NB and Quentin (nostrcheck.me) will implement a bloom protocol that will enable maximum port... 
 Thoughts on using p2p stuff like IPFS? 
@🦄Onigirl🐹🐉
wants it  
 Every time I tried using it, it was convoluted, and swarm didn't work cause of NAT 
 Can text be illegal? Nostr relays are text only, so should be fine, eh? 
 No way! I wanna read it now 😁 
 He's joking, but my queendom for NIP names that aren't numbers.

nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzpra3gz6... 
 We need a NIP defining NIP names.  
 As much as like looking at nips 😀 what's wrong with RFC? 
 And it's a good thing. Not confusing 
 What's the point of creating new NIPs when most popular relays aren't even being funded and developed anymore? Now it's up to Ditto to save the day.  
 Maybe if they were grown in the garden they'd be worth it. Grow some food, simp 
 Lies. You have a whole island! 
 Drug addicts are just puny humans with no willpower. Just don't do it if you can't stop. Leave the drugs for the Gs.  
 Yes. Go touch grass! 
 Cause BTC is better for number go up, and bitfags just want to exchange it for USD  
 I don't understand it. What use is it to you? Ideological thing aka "kill the kikes"? 
 Janet Yellen and alike.  
 You're also free to accept the utility of a tyrannical state. If you make the right connections, you can take a lot for yourself, and have control over plundered resources.  
 Let's say 1 BTC per lick. You'd say no to that? I bet you'll polish the boot so it looks like Swiss cheese after you're done 😁 
 Wanna buy mine for 1 BTC? 😀 
 6 million DOGE.  
 Not worth setting up the wallet. I thought you were gonna dump on Wall St, but you're just as stingy as the kikes? 
 It's okay. Better to have a big cock than big self respect anyway 😁 
 Lying ass old faggot

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 Just use Reynolds wrap, nigga