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 Not fair. A man in glasses is my Kryptonite. 


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 Damn lost again  
 I was about to leave the parking lot until I saw this 😆.  You know your in canada when 😆 #birdstr #canada https://video.nostr.build/29d02d896893e992fea83d9e14ae338697302816ac5e00e109d7f6f9e9e8d56f.mp4 
 Lol. I'm sure that's how geese from new jersey sound like 😅. These birds are Canadian 😆 
 Come to a meet up in Toronto lol 
 Here is me in grade 9 in the after school band, I was trombone player 😅. We were classically trained doesn't mean we were good. Notice the misportionate amount of flute players 😂? 
 https://video.nostr.build/89aa134506b4bf056c1f4600673f42c3e2b9372b91f6044eabb8d2917e111767.mp4  
 Bitcoin was invented in 2009! Where were you?
Me: 🥴

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 What do you define as a intelligent woman 😆  
 I'm not here to poke fun. I am still trying to find a intelligent woman who has a passion for bitcoin and life as much as I do. When I tell women about bitcoin and nostr, I'm ghosted within 24 hours 😂 
 Lool. Volunteering? I used to be a door to door fundraiser on behalf of save of children and used to volunteer at my old church when I was younger. I don't have time to volunteer tbh 😅. I think I'm just too much for people to handle. They can't comprehend my brain when all they know is fiat slavery. Plus where would I volunteer 😆  
 Yea love hurts but it's worth it in the end if you find the right one. 😅. Plot twist no one's perfect.  
 You and nostr:nprofile1qqsdrvgcccdslj4v8k0gh6h63wu6vjwvaysh26506lppe2tmfxzm8rgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejqzxmhwden5te0vd58y6tnw3cxjmrv9ehx7um5wgcjucm0d5q35amnwvaz7tm5dpjkvmmjv4ehgtnwdaehgu339e3k7mg9gqfpc must be best friends 😆. When Bitcoin/Nostr Church? 
 Does anyone host listening parties for podcasts? #asknostr  
 Start your own! 
 I'm a classically trained musician. As long as it's not country or mumble rap, you have my undivided attention 😅 
 Here is me in grade 9 in the after school band, I was trombone player 😅. We were classically trained doesn't mean we were good. Notice the misportionate amount of flute players 😂? 
 https://video.nostr.build/89aa134506b4bf056c1f4600673f42c3e2b9372b91f6044eabb8d2917e111767.mp4  
 I some how went from that to playing in a death metal band with a bunch of guys 5-6 older then 😅. They even got approved for a government entrepreneurship grant and wasted the money on weed and alcohol 🍸 😆. Meanwhile I forked out my own money on hosting shows and booking tours. I'm a little bit of a music nerd 🤓. I have listened to countless discography of countless metal bands (mostly all pre 2010s). I used to be able to name any Metallica song from any album if you hummed or said a few lyrics of the song 😆. 
 If I told you my life story, you be like ahh that's why your retarded 😆  
 Sounds like a date 😏 
 Too cool to date? I don't drink coffee. That's why I'm 6'6 😉 
 Only if I can milk the cow 😆 
 Moo 🐮 😏 
 Sounds like someone is spoiled or sour 😅 
 Rammstein is coming to Brazil this October. Is anyone here going to their concert in São Paulo? ... 
 How much are tickets lol 
 The bitcoin influencers on X are starting to get very boastful and cocky

🚩🚩🚩 
 Who uses x anymore 😆 
 I wanna build a crew of gamers from #nostr to stream on weekends 🫡 #starcitizen 
https://image.nostr.build/de5318a57bcfa98ce7ec384699e91754b985fca36e48801bb5e305c4af6c292d.jpg 
 Add me up. My in game handle is same as nostr 😅 
 That be dope. I'm using a 3060 and I can run game fine on med to high settings.  
 All are welcomed.  
 Will definitely do!  
 What hasn't been created on #nostr that you can see being on nostr in 10 years?  
 Agree 👍 technically we have cornychat, hive talk and another one that I can't name off the top of my head.  
 unpopular opinion: strawberry milk is better nostr:note14szxx4muaduvznh55rtlwtcan472tjxeetjasn6q8... 
 How do you milk a strawberry 🍓  
 I got an idea how to make people read more books. 

You know how a lot of people can't hear a mov... 
 If you're trying to grow your NOSTR profile and are focused on posting new content, you're missin... 
 Or it's a easy way to end up on a block/filtered list 😅 
 You should see how many people blocked me on nostr after commenting on a nostr influencers profile. She was not happy 😆 
 An opinion is like a ass hole. Everyone has one. Some are better then others. Some people eat that shit raw from the source 😂 
 TODAY IS FRIDAY THE 13TH 🥴 
 First time seeing you on zap stream 😆  
 So I'm looking at my assigned list. I came across some dude with LEGIT over 100+ city of Toronto tickets in office. Legit there are people driving around Toronto with zero fucks given 😆  
 👀

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 https://video.nostr.build/704bee94025a3bc4043581f964b36ea372041bab29362c0b8c74295362e8b9e0.mp4
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 I convinced my coworker to accept sats for cigarettes 😆.  
 Time for 12 hour shift 🫠.  
 https://video.nostr.build/df675e816e09193c64e18fced87ed19d87ab4412315ff3cb9d76c8edd65cf822.mp4
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 https://youtu.be/TmIwm5RElRs?si=FCA9uX4OqeJychbn

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 Find me a girl single girl who will not harvest my organs. Do not reply on my posts until you have aqured a list of 10 possible candidates.  
 Mr. Noodles  
 I'm afraid to see what mine says 
.. maybe "boardline austic"
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 Problem is, how are you going to censor it and how are you going to deal with the sickos who try to upload child porn to your site.  
 It is when the FBI and NSA come a knocking on your door 😆 
 gm (today is my birthday)  
 Happy birthday.  
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 Your a wizard Harry! 
 Today your a witch, tomorrow a ₿itch. Jk jk jk jk 😆 
 It seems like most reply guy spam is hitting the larger relays. A simple fix would be to use smal... 
 I love how the only one who replied was the spam guy 😂 
 i miss flying 
 Microsoft flight simulator + Hotas  
 Flight simulator sticks 😎 
 I've given up on the whole online dating thing. I met this girl online like a few days ago. Yesterday I messaged her after work saying hey, it will take me a hour to drive home, I'll message you after. So I get home and I'm like 30 mins late because I stopped by the weed shop. I messaged her and she's like giving my shit for being 30 minutes late. I thought she was joking at first but she was trying to gaslight me saying I didn't care and all this shit so I legit was like. Yoo you trying to gaslight me is giving me red flags, peace. Legit this girl called my phones 12 fucking times back to back and left a vm saying that im a bad person she was going to report me to the dating app? I didn't bother to reply back because you mess with crazy bitches 🤣  
 It will allow for thc to enter your blood stream easier  
 Bull bitcoin is waaay better exchange. Better reputation, lower fees and you can pay bills through their site. At the end of the day, don't leave anything on exchange. That ceo guy Jean comes off as a scammer.  
 ask yourself 

what value is this providing me? 
 Show me your most valuable memes. 
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