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 Just remember you need a bank in order to go bankrupt 🧠
 I've given up on the whole online dating thing. I met this girl online like a few days ago. Yesterday I messaged her after work saying hey, it will take me a hour to drive home, I'll message you after. So I get home and I'm like 30 mins late because I stopped by the weed shop. I messaged her and she's like giving my shit for being 30 minutes late. I thought she was joking at first but she was trying to gaslight me saying I didn't care and all this shit so I legit was like. Yoo you trying to gaslight me is giving me red flags, peace. Legit this girl called my phones 12 fucking times back to back and left a vm saying that im a bad person she was going to report me to the dating app? I didn't bother to reply back because you mess with crazy bitches 🤣  
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 Always is. 😆 the secret is to drink pure mango juice or eat a mango before smoking 🚬  
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 Snake pay lol. Are they still trying to get users to send $5 to each other to boost their "user activity". Someone sent me $5 without me asking and they banned my account accusing me of being a scammer. Like wtf 😂. They bunch of clowns that charge waaay to much.  
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 Bull bitcoin is waaay better exchange. Better reputation, lower fees and you can pay bills through their site. At the end of the day, don't leave anything on exchange. That ceo guy Jean comes off as a scammer.  
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 Good Afternoon 🌞 my cat is snacking on some spiderwebs again 😅🕸ï¸ðŸˆâ€â¬› 
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 Yum 
 I'm on fire today at work. Normally I'll collect maybe like $300 a day if I'm lucky. I've collected over $3000 in first two hours of my shift 😆 
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 Breaking knee caps for the city of Toronto 😎 
 I need to buy a better heater 😩  
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 If a pug and a cat had babies  
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 “No one uses cents any moreâ€

-say it out loud 

This joke has been made before, right? 🤣 
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 Lol Canada 
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 Doesn't make cents lol 
 I'm hungry  
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 ask yourself 

what value is this providing me? 
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 As much as I paid for it  
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 Analog Nostr? Nostr for boomers?  
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 That’s it. I’m going over to Bluesky!

The name is way sexier. They have butterflies 🦋 and... 
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 Brazilians have the best booties and boobies 🤤. Oh how I miss Anna 😆  
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 Nah she's on nostr still 😆  
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 How can we get Bluesky banned in Brazil now? 
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 Including the NSA/FBI and CSEC/CSIS? 
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 I'm looking for more photographers, filmmakers and other creatives to follow here on Nostr. Tag a... 
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 I photograph photos of my pussy 😅 
 I'm about to attempt to watch "Big Momma's House" for first time.. I remember seeing ads for it as a kid but never watched it 😆 
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 This just screams America 🇺🇸 😆 
 Video killed the radio star.  
 Happy Friday. Let's get this bread. 
 someone got an A+ emoji? 
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 A+  
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 STAY HUMBLE, STACK CATS.
– CATT @npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95g... 
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 Today, is a good day. 
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 You didn't have to use your ak 
 Anyone got those ex Twitter followers 😆. My account would appreciate more followers 😠
 Awkward moment when customers last name is "Nigro" and I'm the only white guy in the call center surrounded by Indians and Black People...  
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 🤔 
 Someone should create a #nostr game show and host it on zap.stream  
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 I got a forced close with nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 s... 
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 Not your node, not your channels 
 Why is everyone on here so sexy 

CALM DOWN WOMAN 
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 Wait til you find out they aren't women lol 
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 I'm turned on and afraid at the same time 😆  
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 I guess a uni professor saw one of our meets ups 😆
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 how can Orange Pill App be more supportive of Nostr? 
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 Let me login with my nsec 😆  
 Voodoo is a ninja. I see she's laying on the floor. I turn off the light, lay on my bed, I say Voodoo's name and before I should finish saying her name. I turn my head and she's already next to me looking for a head scratch 😆.  
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 Operation Chokepoint 3.0: The Cattening

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 "No fiat for you" 
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 Received this random ass voicemail at 3:30am. Called my service provider and all they could tell me is that it came from SME01 0000 at 3:30am. They told me they were going to launch a further investigation. I'm complex because I only really post on nostr and over the past month I've been too busy to use my phone due to work. 

If I end up kidnapped in a van or assinated. At least I died how I lived, stacking sats, shitposting and causing cognitive dissonance in normies and apparently psycopaths. To any possibility disgruntled ex, I did it all for the bitcoin and the freedom. You can kill a man but you can't fucking kill an idea. 🖕

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 I love when I get assigned business debt. It's fun to call a multi million dollar company and be like are you guys poor? Pay your tickets 
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 Man they have bigger problems then bitcoin such as license suspension and pending small claims court from the city 😆  
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 Seems kinda sexist 🤔  
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 I'd like to file a gender discrimination case against nostr 😆  
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 My team of cat lawyers have already send him a dm over nostr 😂 
 I wish I could be posting on #nostr more but you know how that old nostalgic song goes 🎶🎵
https://video.nostr.build/9841ca2749d1af8a307d370625effadd94ea507d678f091e6aa0e51b697fef33.mp4

#tunestr  
 I was scrolling threw my Facebook and saw this post of the widow of my friend (who was a motorcycle instructor and got hit on his bike by a pick up truck). In high school, my buddy and I were in the special Ed class together and we're given laptops by the school board to complete our school work. I remember playing emulators in class in science class together. My favorite memory was when he opened up a text pad and pasted in some code to basically attempt to delete the server harddrive, saved as a .exe instead of .txt file. He opened it, he tripped something off, this guy had the IT guy drive from another town and yelled/freaked out on him for hours 😆 and he ended up getting suspended 🤣🤣🤣. There was then a update to all the school board computers to remove notepad. He ended up dating, marrying and having a kid with a girl from the grade below us and now his daughter is fatherless. 

 I tell this story because no matter how much bitcoin or any form of material wealth can not bring back a human life. Drive fucking safe.
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 The emails I’ve sent for work today have been a complete mess 🙃🙃🙃 
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 It's just coffee and donuts. What emails are you sending 😆  
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 You still love me 😂 
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 I miss my white cat so much 😢  
 Using an alt account to boost a main account that's some touch grass indication 
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 Do they zap themselves? 
 The weather is too damn cold 🥶  
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 The state with the most guns is also the warmest 🤔