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 So would you let me interview you so I can get some practice? 😁 
 If I told you my life story, you be like ahh that's why your retarded 😆  
 Cool we can talk over a mic then 😁 
 Sounds like a date 😏 
 I don't date but I'll buy you coffee  
 Too cool to date? I don't drink coffee. That's why I'm 6'6 😉 
 My heart belongs to the moon. I will buy you milk.  
 Only if I can milk the cow 😆 
 Always clever, my friend, always clever