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 Cypherpunk meet up in Toronto tonight! You know, you know! 
 Our dicks aren't small enough to host that lol 
 Love a little more.
Hate a little less. 
 Can we get all the guys to flash their man boobs? Way better than the political shit.

#manboobs 
 I have the man boobs of a 10 year old boy  
 Remember this video when your see your cat curling up to you at night 😆

https://video.nostr.build/aa5c525802fafda95db7d889fd32c3f0436550a32c6deb6f77aa91081efc5843.mp4 
 The kitty probably hungry and has a good sense of food 😆 
 Made a bot that will find your old posts for you by digging in your profile.  
 ## uno on a roll 
 I’m really pissed off tonight. F’ing BS Bitcoin nonsense gets me going. We are all being play... 
 So in my new job. I'm collecting speeding and parking tickets for the city... it shows us everyone driving records including If someone's license was suspended. So we call this customer, he has like $2000 in tickets. The guy has his license and plates suspended. He answers the phone and says sorry he can't talk right now, he's driving 😂... 
 Never a boring day in collections 😆 
 They’re fast on the draw. It almost feels like I get a like even before I post. 
 Wait you guys get likes?
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 These like bots are silly. Bring back the zap bots 😭 
 Beep boop. I am a robot, zap me.  
 I'm fucking around with github trying to build a client but I keep failing 😆. Why does this not want to work. I followed the tutorial step by step and chatgpt no help.. 🙃 
 I love how I am the token white guy at the collection agency 😂 
 Pretty much but a lot more Indian people everywhere 😅 
 Lmfaoo you would think but nah the ones the love spicy food and curry 😅. I have nothing against against them. Yeea 😅  
 8 hours of delays so far 😂 may just drive to nash if anyone wants a ride 
 Pick up from Canada 😆 
 Do you think you're better  off alone🎶 
 When karaoke night on nostr 😆 
 Who you calling old 👀 😂 nostr:note15ucpfts0pj0kfr9x830qrskvut2vn4lnsqyjudy7rc9xr3k349vq3h8uay 
 Seniors party sounds lit 😆.  
 I am...   hammered  
 Nice to met you hammer. Now go find a nail 😆 
 If you don’t jump life will find a way to push you! 
 Working on a design for my own Nostr Web Client. It's Called Oasis.  
 Html isn't hard to learn. 😅 
 We all stare at the same clocks but everyone measures their time differently.  
 😂 I can relate  
 Life is a tragic comedy 😅 
 From the definition:

"WoT (Web Of Trust) is one of the best ways to determine how trustworthy so... 
 Hello everyone on #nostr 
Can you see this post or has your client censored me too 🥴? 

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#nostrhelp 
 Sounds like I upset the #nostr Chinese communist party 😆. 

How can I lower my score even more 😂?

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 Sounds like a social credit score 😆. I bet mine is like -10 
 I've never used Coracle and now I never will and will advise anyone I try to purple pill to stay far away from that shit.  
 Your scoring different social behaviors and giving credentials to ones social visibility/interaction based off that score. Sounds like a social credit score.  
 Your scoring different social behaviors and giving credentials to ones social visibility/interaction based off that score but it changes depending on what data had been loaded into your cache.. Sounds like a social credit score. 

# What would Jesus's nostr social credit score if he was alive today?  https://video.nostr.build/1acc241791d580ba103f542d5548bcbc6385e7316a9a597c79063b656e8a32df.mp4
 
 I still don't like it but it makes sense.  
 Friendly reminder’s day ✌️ 
 Reminder, you will die one day, life is short. 
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 Gradually weaning myself off Twitter to be solely on #nostr 
 Twitter is one app. nostr is one protocol, many apps 😅.  
 Perfect music to put on in the background well you watch the charts today 😅
https://youtu.be/moR4uw-NWLY?si=0tU6VJo32Mt3oB_j 
 Now to just to get primial to work properly on pc and android 🙃  
 I think someone did the wrong kinda nutting on #nostr ...?
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 I like to speak to small, freedom-minded audiences more directly than broader audiences.

So as l... 
 Until you identify as Twitter Lyn..  
 This is the funniest video I've seen on Nostr in a week.

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 Idk have you seen nostr:nprofile1qqsr9cvzwc652r4m83d86ykplrnm9dg5gwdvzzn8ameanlvut35wy3gprpmhxw309akk7mnpvshx5c34x5hxxmmd8gurqwpsqyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqyvhwumn8ghj7urewfsk66ty9enxjct5dfskvtnrdaks7vj9m5 get a lap dance? 😆  
 You sound like you have more then one video of lap dances 😆 
 Normies: What is #nostr ?
People on Nostr:
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 I messed up 🤦‍♂️, I burnt my bacon 🥓 😬 
 Criminal  
 Unpopular Opinion: I wish all the nostr clients, apps, and wallets would just automatically take ... 
 Unpopular opinion that may upset Sarah 😅. Isn't that like communism with extra steps or a form of taxion without representation?  
 Why pay for something that is free. I feel like you spend money on bottled water in your fridge 😅 
 #bitcoin game theory. We’ve seen nothing yet. 
 The friendships we make here on #nostr are going to be amazing memories to look back to. 

With t... 
 Omfg he's alive 

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 Its 3:08am and I should be sleeping. So #goodnight. Made some tweaks to my personal website. www.bitcoin-cats.ca and now people are able to book me directly on my website for consultation on bitcoin integration for businesses. I am no longer associated with the bitcoin way (they are charging thousands for stuff I'm willing to do for hundreds) plus it's not a north American ran business. I am more focusing on educating and creating a strategy to incorporate bitcoin someway into their business strategy.

Never forget your goals no matter how tough life gets.  
 brb playing birdiegame.net rn 🦆 
 #birdstr  
 I give it less then a week 
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 Welcome back to the internet