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Where the F ... 
 You're people?  
 🫂🫂
Don't be sad. 

But also don't be people🤷🏽

Your aura tells me your the universal entity formerly known as noshole breaker of balls 
 Breaker of calls, destroyer of frowns, tosser of memes, animator of fun. 

*Kneels and kisses her ring*

You have my axe my liege.  
 Since we're all posting Elizabeth Warren memes let me give you one of my favorite videos but with a funny playlist on price gouging as the caption. 

https://video.nostr.build/dccf93a826c8d33a1aa3ba48d5cee797b3c96e85b248d12c1fb449b4cc9c30f4.mp4
"Indian Giver"  
 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣omg that would be hilarious. 

I need to get a film can and label it that 
 "hi my name is Pocahontas, spelled like a native but pronounced like a word al album 'polkahontas' "  
 I would like to speak to the manager of the Calendar about removing August 30th from existence. T... 
 You can identify as 22 the rest of your life🤷🏽

Women have been doing that for eons.  
 Well I've been identifying recently as a non-binary old timey gold prospector because I really wanna find gold in them/their hills 🤷🏽 
 Read: I pick my nose a lot🤣🤣🤣 
 Yes plz 
 Is like to call this "we got options for dinner babe🤷🏽"  
 4:44 
 10 days weed free! 
My next high is gonna be magical 🤣 
 Ayyyyyyyyy I'm at 8 
 😱 what flavor marmalade??? 

Omg please don't say orange I'm going to flip a table if I have to restock my preserves 
 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I'm switching to strawberry 
 Breaking: Trump shooter discovered to have enjoyed marmalade sandwiches and trips to Vermont in a... 
 😱 what flavor marmalade??? 

Omg please don't say orange I'm going to flip a table if I have to restock my preserves 
 2:22 
 Roughly a week and a half before a show.....I guess I should start crate digging. Its a 1am techn... 
 Rock it thumper 
 I have a special sword technique just for you 
 What y'all doing realize it's it's not a straight political line like they show in the push you out the party/ Overton window memes. 

It's a fucking horshoe. And NGL in places shit touches🤷🏽 probably any party you could find points where it touches. 

The right is known for living guns. But antifa carries the big ones to protests🤷🏽 
 That's why it's not a spectrum 🤷🏽

Parties really shouldn't exist it should be stances. 

Who stands behind ____

Ok but who stands behind ____


Oh wow that's a way more clean split than I thought🤔🤔🤔 
 You can figure literally everyone out you need to know about a person with one simple question. 


If you were stuck on a desert island with any celebrity of your choosing and a knife who would you kill and why would it be Snooki?  
 From the pits of HELL!  
 That tells me so much about why I don't follow you🤷🏽 
 The correct answer 
 😝🤍🖤 
 But now I do because I vibe with your posts. 🤷🏽

Well played gear 5 
 No miggymufugus or gomugiuno or whatever

You'll only ever be gear 5 to me🤷🏽

Sorry I don't make the rules except for when I do🤷🏽 
 Good to meet you nostr:nprofile1qqsvqa80jxzgc8t54p3eeq4pehmnwg4k3prjlsfqssaz89220j9ht5qpz4mhxue69... 
 Thanks I think it's good to meet me too  
 GN  DREAM HARDER
😮 😘 🥳 🤯 🥳 🥰 🥹  
 Nini tuvok 
 Does anyone have factual information on this "Babylon" scam and whether or not they are actually ... 
 Well

I don't know shit. 

But I CAN tell you if it's "Babylon" then they're using the symbology of a place known as the center of iniquity, carnality, and worldliness, where according to a religion or two, it was so wicked that God said "nahhhhhh I need to giving divide y'all up this is giving sick bruv! What the fuck are y'all doing! Nahhhhhhhhh Imma make y'all speak different languages so you can't coordinate in this shit so easy."

But if it's " Babalon" it's names after a demon/goddess symbolizing both the mother and the whore of all living things birthing the foul beasts from the void to bring about the end times🤷🏽

So like... If they're going for a symbology thing with the name... There you go🤷🏽 
 Who dis?  
 nostr:nprofile1qqsqpf50kvexk372z86275d0key62uamn7pt2peygmv2gxpemmds6rsppamhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5q3jamnwvaz7tmsw4exzanfv3sjumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgqgkwaehxw309aexc7fwdehhxarjdd5kgtnrdakshqrqea

https://song.link/s/0hTZ0ZXog6q6RKZB7V2WHV #tunestr 
 BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

https://song.link/s/557HIucbtxmML7yAVUlkKs #tunestr 
 Vinylman bitwhaleish 
 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nah I think your works is more like "rad big bro pot smokey band management mane!"  
 SHUT THE FUCK IT ITS HALLOWEEN TODAY 
 You're so 2000 and L8 
 July 
 Manson is a good Halloween pick 
 Woke up, had a coffee, checked the mail. I have jury duty!!!! Wtf.
Dang it! 
 Google search jury nullification RIGHT NOW 
 That's it🤷🏽

Just know it exists. 


That usually fixes the problem 
 11:11 
 I’m not the puppet you think I am…..

Just kidding, I am 😂 nostr:note1pdgnwrw5ywk3c2c0d8yq... 
 I know🤷🏽

I learned everything I need to know about you from the the 1 and only friendship question I am always🤷🏽 
 Are you making the Nostr version of potter puppet pals? Because if so I approve