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 @Tekkadan 🍓 ………….

Where the F have you been ? 

People miss you.

I’m people 😭😭😭 
 You're people?  
 Yes. Very sad people 
 🫂🫂
Don't be sad. 

But also don't be people🤷🏽

Your aura tells me your the universal entity formerly known as noshole breaker of balls 
 Awww that’s true. I should be breaking balls 
 Breaker of calls, destroyer of frowns, tosser of memes, animator of fun. 

*Kneels and kisses her ring*

You have my axe my liege.  
 Many are invited to the kingdom,

But few are chosen. 🌟 
 Please Tekky 
 https://i.postimg.cc/Wb50FNjb/a85b0c90249710982b5d5a9c955d2dfe-339442290.jpg 
 Tekky come back! You can blame it ALL on ME. I was wronnnnng 
 I have created a CornyChat room for your communicative desires 🍞 
 Omg omg I’m almost done on the toilet 
 #poopstr 
 Pray I don’t clog