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 Rise and shine, it's Sunday Funday! Let's kick-start the day with a refreshing drink from our fav... 
 GM  🤙🏽☀️☕️💪🏽 
 i had a vivid dream that this woman was strongly coming on to me

but I don’t get her name or multi pass information https://image.nostr.build/3097f6dc29a3060fd1c37d4714fe62d0285e5e5df05319d6d737a5074150f16b.jpg  
 if you continue waiting for 
the "right time ”
you’ll waste your whole life and nothing will happen 
 there are so many great accounts on Nostr that I'm avoiding interacting with because they're just... 
 double rainbow guy is a 
true Fkn Legend  🌈 💪🏽

https://youtu.be/OQSNhk5ICTI?si=3PacSLmGOyUPeg_s 
 why does #Bitcoin have to do the dip 
right at the time of year when I have to buy my boys back to school gear & supplies 🤦🏻‍♂️ 
 “I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.” - MH 
 “I tried to throw a yo-yo away. 
It was impossible.” - MH 
 “I got an ant farm. 
Them fellas didn’t grow anything.” 
- MH 
 “If carrots got you drunk, 
rabbits would be messed up.” - MH 
 I never got to see him. 
I laughed non stop  for 45min when I watched his 1990’s Comedy Central special. 
 “Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read.”  - MH 
 “I tried to walk into Target, 
but I missed.” - MH 
 “Alcoholism is a disease, but it’s the only disease you can get yelled at for having.” - MH 
 “My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” - MH 
 “I don’t have a girlfriend, 
but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.” - MH 
 “An escalator can never break. 
It can only become stairs.” - MH 
 “I’m sick of following my dreams. 
I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later.”  - MH 
 “I like rice. 
Rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2,000 of something.”
- MH 
 “I used to do drugs. 
I still do, but I used to, also.”
- MH 
 “I’m against picketing, 
but I don’t know how to show it.”
- MH 
 Why is it so expensive to withdrawal from strike even in low fee envirnoments? 
 I’ve always used the 
“Flexible” No Fee  withdrawals 
it takes anywhere from 
20min - 24hrs to transfer 
 GM  🤙🏽☕️☀️💪🏽 
 ribbit 🐸 

Why are frogs so happy?

Because they eat whatever bugs them! 
 humanity at large is out of sync with the natural world

we have become untethered from our roots, disconnected from the rhythms of nature that once united us 
 #Bitcoin just perfectly test it’s 
200 Day Moving Average at $61,200

all eyes on the corn 🌽 reaction 
to see how it pops nostr:note13zush7emuz25pct7uds7swef4mdfqn9u3g8pkefv02u5r0dzkg5qlw30vq 
 women’s beach volleyball 🏐 
the sand may be hot, but the competition is hotter! https://image.nostr.build/784dc3f929586acffc60659a4c611a1eddba4392ad4c361ba0fb5b220f46de22.jpg  
 hypothetical:

you have a bout of explosive diarrhea & you have to be on a 7 hour long flight 

what do you do? 
 I haven’t peed in a swimming pool 
in at least 36 years 


you’re welcome 
 Gotta love it when your cat knocks your #coffee in the bath. 😭😡 

#coffeechain #catstr #pet... 
 GM 🤙🏽☕️☀️💪🏽 
meow  😽 
 GM 🤙🏽☕️☀️💪🏽 
 🤔💡 

Money does not create character.

It reveals it. 
 💪🏽☀️ 
 GM. vibes are high 
 GM  🤙🏽☕️☀️💪🏽 
 GM  🤙🏽☕️☀️💪🏽 
 Good morning 🐸 
 GM  🤙🏽☕️☀️💪🏽 
 amazing. Key West pinks 
I was in heaven 
 I’m so tired 
 but if she said it’s go time 
you’d wake up! 
 a week later

the 200 Day Moving Average has moved up to $61,420

#Bitcoin  will test this trend-line 
my bids are stacked 🎯 nostr:note134dphgld53f54hhzm55mgutq2y7n4gfgrunytxwfnzmh9ct6xnfseuv0zc 
 These MOFOs keep tempting me to buy more 🌽 
 Yes. 
 “The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without a brain gives hope to many people.”  
- Sylvia Earle https://image.nostr.build/2973748687f552050058791b2899edcb70802f445356222fa01bbc46c1c4bd30.jpg  
 adding limit orders  🎯
Strike just got 100% 
of my business 

stacking sats today 
for a brighter tomorrow https://image.nostr.build/983b7428da7e9e2feab7cbc4ba033fd05f4d5188aa7daad5b1664e63dfcd11da.jpg  
 Oh yeah!