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 Gotta love it when your cat knocks your #coffee in the bath. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ก 

#coffeechain #catstr #petstr 

Who wants a cat?! ๐Ÿˆ 
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 GM ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿฝโ˜•๏ธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ 
meow  ๐Ÿ˜ฝ 
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 Damn it! Noooooo 
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 Are beverages in the bath a thing that a lot of bath people do? 
 Not sure. I am only one person. All I know is, coffee โ˜•๏ธ and bath / shower are part of my morning routine. 
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 If there was a way to efficiently consume coffee in the shower, I'd do it.  
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 Coffee in the shower every morning for me. And often a shower beer in the evening! 
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 Then i would have two marmalade cats... 

Deal 
 Iโ€™ll ship him out for #bitcoin ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ˜› 
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 We dont put orange buddies in crates.   
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 I want a cat that is a good mouser.  
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 They challenge our patience but that'd part of the experience. โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน 
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 Yes they do. Which makes us better individuals, afterall. 
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 Did I reply to my own reply? Yes. I'm still new to nostr lol. 
 Indubitably. Iโ€™m used to people testing my patience constantly at my first job. But my cat is a whole different story. ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 True. But you're a better human after having owned a cat. That much is true.  
 Is that so? Awe well thanks so much ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 I mean, the ancient egyptians knew something that we don't. They worshiped cats. LOL 
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 omg nooooo thatโ€™s such a cat thing to do 
 Ikr . Itโ€™s so rude. 

Kinda worried when the bb comes, as my cat needs all the attention in the world and any moment heโ€™s not getting it he starts knocking everything over. ๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ 
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 aww, that sounds like my cats. 
 Are they orange? ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ˜† 
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 no but one is a like a Siamese Maine coone mix, so heโ€™s a little crazy. 
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 Nooooo!! I hate it when my coffee gets spilled ๐Ÿ˜ญ.  
 Itโ€™s literally the worst ๐Ÿ˜ญ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜ญ I'm not crying, you're crying ๐Ÿ˜ญ 
 We both crying and itโ€™s ok ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜† 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ 
 You laugh until itโ€™s ur coffee being spilt. 
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 Sorry dear that sucks ๐Ÿ’œ 
 Itโ€™s okay. We prevail ๐Ÿ™ 
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 Onward ๐Ÿ”ฅ Dealing with grown adults acting like children, but at least it's Friday ๐Ÿ˜Š 
 You are? Awe sorry to hear. ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 You think I would be used to living in idiocracy by now, but somehow they find new ways to surprise me. 
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 I checked. Mosha says no cats ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ 
 lol fair. They got a whole attitude of their own. 
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 I grew up on a farm with outdoor cats, I'll be forever amazed by their hunting ability. I've never had a house cat though, just little dogs. Maybe my next dog will get a kitten friend as a pup.