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 loving this show called The Bear 
 they make more food 
 >grey goo admin has a school assignment on advanced civilisation sims due next aeon
>have been running your COSMOS VM on 5x speed for 3 billion years
>it’s still only consuming 10^4 YottaJoules per second ???
>these_retards_are_gonna_make_me_fail.jpeg
>tfw the most advanced species hasn’t even created a dyson sphere yet
>tfw you check in on them and see the note below https://video.nostr.build/7100d49cfb4724f6748a7e30365a33ec08c7c69bdc1eedfa39eebd5382365581.mp4  nostr:note1h5p06mkx796p90lpwpdv38m767f0rspyv3naswfjszjth0xuy68qjcl9l6 
 Interesting account 

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 quotes from books? 
 failed the ‘don’t envision your life with a girl you haven’t even gone on a first date with yet’ challenge again 
 maybe i’m too conservative, but relay tags seem hacky. while i’m in the process of making a note, i’ve gotta assume this relay is gonna accept it, and then hold it a for while. 
 still better than nothing ig 
 I need my own ISP 
 based 
 I just learned about getwired.app which is pretty cool. If I do enough PoW with another client wi... 
 yep! 
 jimmy song is a retard 
 Good advice.  Logging off.
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 ask yourself 

what value is this providing me? 
 i always do this before my 11th domestic light beer for the night 
 Starlink would be crippled without ground stations over half a continent.


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 I just waved at someone on a boat. I'm such a fucking idiot. 
 is this boat lore we landlubbers don’t know about? 
 😭 
 the sad thing about this oasis tour is that because they’re not gonna come to australia, i’m doing everything in my power to make sure they break up again. nostr:note1fhwc9vj9cs83qtn5e6e7laqhgj9ca0pu0e75zvrl9uhsnyuucxjszu4r5y 
 How can we get Bluesky banned in Brazil now? 
 😂 
 getwired.app users should kill themselves 
 isn't it ironic that fiatjaf is Brazilian  
 maybe it isn’t at all 
 TECHNICALLY SPEAKING THE BRAZIL X BAN IS TRIVIAL TO CIRCUMVENT.

THAT IS MOSTLY IRRELEVANT.

WILL... 
 getwired.app fixes this 
 Can I run Ditto on Umbrel? #asknostr 
 this could probably be added to the app-store quite easily too. i can look into it. 
 What are some features you'd want for your selfhosted #Blossom server? 
 this would be cool 
 9/11 
 i should take a forceful dictarship of australia and conquer eurasia https://image.nostr.build/ed215557ae224b88de5260ef87d1ae92e5fbc57552395919e850f8495f3dfed3.jpg  
 @OpenSats what if you gave you me $1m not for working working on bitcoin nor nostr, but airshipsbbfor 0% equity?v https://image.nostr.build/3a8139026448794a81e127d1de49b4f4981dc8262fba6cb8d40ba7ea1f95fb96.jpg  
 i’m an alcoholic btw 
 we’ve got 1 DAU but i want you guys to know getwired.app is the new 4chan 
 yea sorry literally just fixed it. should be updated in a sec 
 this may be different for other clients, but at least in nostrudel, top-level posts have PoW but ... 
 attempt #5
i’m sure there’s nothing wrong with storing priv keys as plain text in local storage right? https://image.nostr.build/010ab3f5d5f2da12270dad9da9a065fe3ea1d1c9c3003ae50812ba7f39e5afa3.jpg  
 when you guys are testing zaps and NIP60/61, do you just use real sats and risk losing them lol? 
 add getwired.app before i come find you IRL 
 i love these 
 Llama is growing even faster than I expected: almost 350M downloads (>20M in the last month!) and... 
 give me the zuck 
 studied aerospace engineering for 5 years and i’d still stutter/blab if you asked me to explain lift 
 i’m pretty sure the air just punches the lifting surface upwards tbh 
 brilliant move by @fiatjaf to work with Brazil’s Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes to get twitter banned. 
 So who are the best new accounts to follow?
Just to reverse the question:)

Anyone noticed any co... 
 this @doot guys alright 
 keep in mind that i’m retarded:

wouldn’t it be cool if relays kept using the same simple websockets standard, but also offered an API (which they can do whatever they feel like with) where you can have more granular queries if needed. 
 - give me the top liked events on your relay since x
- give me notes that are xxx with no tags (root notes) 
- replace this event with my edited one ? 
 The nostr telegram channel is so off the rails it's not even funny 
 🤣 every now and then i pop in and i always see old mate Melvin yapping about some esoteric RFC standard or talking about how the NIPS github is a central point of failure. 
 added images/videos back to getwired.app- we’ll see how that goes this time, and will probably be very slow for now. 

used @Rif'at Ahdi R ‘s cool repo for detecting NSFW stuff. 
 yeah exactly, it was really bad. i’m also gonna try find a similar model for gore too. 
really good stuff man. 
 I've had to remove some notes from powrelay

A shame to compromise on the ideal of pow as the onl... 
 my bad g 
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